[P2TM Chat] The Restaurant at the End of the Multiverse II

[Luxdonia]

We need a reboot viewtopic.php?f=31&t=345358&start=275

*kicks the RP with a boot* Rebooted it boss.

[Kassaran]

Is that a reference to It I detect?

Your nose is, as always, correct dear lady.

If it wouldn't be so creepy and possibly weird, I think I'm in partial love with each and every one of you in this thread, simply for keeping so entertained this late at night... or this early in the morning... or however you want to look at it.

[The Grey Wolf]

This was, of course, long after Khan had become a monster.

APJ Abdul Kalam, a former President of India and a national hero, died in late July. He died due to a cardiac arrest after giving a speech at an Indian university about a "Liveable Planet".

Upon receiving the news, I snarked instantly and unthinkingly that he wouldn't need to worry about the liveable planet bit anymore.

My mother immediately said she had given birth to a monster.

She must have robbed a monk for his lunch money in a past life. *nods*

[Lavan Tiri]

Your nose is, as always, correct dear lady.

If it wouldn't be so creepy and possibly weird, I think I'm in partial love with each and every one of you in this thread, simply for keeping so entertained this late at night... or this early in the morning... or however you want to look at it.

APJ Abdul Kalam, a former President of India and a national hero, died in late July. He died due to a cardiac arrest after giving a speech at an Indian university about a "Liveable Planet".

Upon receiving the news, I snarked instantly and unthinkingly that he wouldn't need to worry about the liveable planet bit anymore.

My mother immediately said she had given birth to a monster.

She must have robbed a monk for his lunch money in a past life. *nods*

Then what did your mom do to deserve you?

[Zeinbrad]

I once paid one of my friends to dress as a clown and stand near a sewer drain near my house, holding a bunch of red balloons. My coulrophobic mother locked all the doors and grounded me for being evil.

I once put a realistic looking rubber snake in my mother's bed.

I ran my sister over with a bicycle. Twice, only seconds a part.

[The Grey Wolf]

She must have robbed a monk for his lunch money in a past life. *nods*

Then what did your mom do to deserve you?

Implying I need a reason.

[Nature-Spirits]

I once put a realistic looking rubber snake in my mother's bed.

I ran my sister over with a bicycle. Twice, only seconds a part.

I am seriously concerned.

In my family, we don't prank each other (or hurt each other, except in certain, quite serious situations). We just make a lot of morbid jokes and make fun of other people. We are really rather horrible, and unapologetic.

[The Grey Wolf]

I once put a realistic looking rubber snake in my mother's bed.

I ran my sister over with a bicycle. Twice, only seconds a part.

My sister tried jamming a pen in my ears before setting on jamming it into my cheek.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

I ran my sister over with a bicycle. Twice, only seconds a part.

I am seriously concerned.

In my family, we don't prank each other (or hurt each other, except in certain, quite serious situations). We just make a lot of morbid jokes and make fun of other people. We are really rather horrible, and unapologetic.

This goes for me as well, really.

[Zeinbrad]

I ran my sister over with a bicycle. Twice, only seconds a part.

I am seriously concerned.

In my family, we don't prank each other (or hurt each other, except in certain, quite serious situations). We just make a lot of morbid jokes and make fun of other people. We are really rather horrible, and unapologetic.

My sister responded with trying to get me to drink her pee.

[The Grey Wolf]

I ran my sister over with a bicycle. Twice, only seconds a part.

I am seriously concerned.

In my family, we don't prank each other (or hurt each other, except in certain, quite serious situations). We just make a lot of morbid jokes and make fun of other people. We are really rather horrible, and unapologetic.

My sister could always hit me, but I couldn't retaliate, so settled on grabbing her arms to keep her from punching and clawing me.

My arms used to always be bloody, scarred, and scabbed. *le sigh*

I am seriously concerned.

In my family, we don't prank each other (or hurt each other, except in certain, quite serious situations). We just make a lot of morbid jokes and make fun of other people. We are really rather horrible, and unapologetic.

My sister responded with trying to get me to drink her pee.

Eww....

[Lavan Tiri]

I ran my sister over with a bicycle. Twice, only seconds a part.

My sister tried jamming a pen in my ears before setting on jamming it into my cheek.

My sister, being two, thinks the best way to get my attention is to yank my leg hair.

[Sonitusia]

I didn't come here at the best time, did I...?

[Lavan Tiri]

I didn't come here at the best time, did I...?

No time is good to come here the first time.

[G-Tech Corporation]

I didn't come here at the best time, did I...?

Pay no attention to the Seinfeldian rambling in the background.

They're always like this.

[Sonitusia]

I didn't come here at the best time, did I...?

Pay no attention to the Seinfeldian rambling in the background.

They're always like this.

Sounds like you guys have a lot of fun.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Pay no attention to the Seinfeldian rambling in the background.

They're always like this.

Sounds like you guys have a lot of fun.

'tis an amusing subforum, though we occasionally have to distribute straitjackets like candy.

[The Grey Wolf]

Sounds like you guys have a lot of fun.

'tis an amusing subforum, though we occasionally have to distribute straitjackets like candy.

This subforum is the living incarnation of the adage "the inmates have taken over the asylum."

[Lavan Tiri]

Sounds like you guys have a lot of fun.

'tis an amusing subforum, though we occasionally have to distribute straitjackets like candy.

Which has lead to the straighjackets being made of candy.

'tis an amusing subforum, though we occasionally have to distribute straitjackets like candy.

This subforum is the living incarnation of the adage "the inmates have taken over the asylum."

Arkham Asylum?

Because if so, I'm the Riddler. NatSpi is Catwoman. Khan is the Joker.

[Nature-Spirits]

'tis an amusing subforum, though we occasionally have to distribute straitjackets like candy.

Which has lead to the straighjackets being made of candy.

This subforum is the living incarnation of the adage "the inmates have taken over the asylum."

Arkham Asylum?

Because if so, I'm the Riddler. NatSpi is Catwoman. Khan is the Joker.

Meow. :3

[Zarkenis Ultima]

'tis an amusing subforum, though we occasionally have to distribute straitjackets like candy.

Which has lead to the straighjackets being made of candy.

This subforum is the living incarnation of the adage "the inmates have taken over the asylum."

Arkham Asylum?

Because if so, I'm the Riddler. NatSpi is Catwoman. Khan is the Joker.

Fuck. I'm from the wrong franchise.

[Lavan Tiri]

Which has lead to the straighjackets being made of candy.



Arkham Asylum?

Because if so, I'm the Riddler. NatSpi is Catwoman. Khan is the Joker.

Fuck. I'm from the wrong franchise.

Zark can be the Penguin.

Nat is Harley Quinn.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Fuck. I'm from the wrong franchise.

Zark can be the Penguin.

Nat is Harley Quinn.

>the penguin
>is a fucking cat

Alright then.

[The Grey Wolf]

Fuck. I'm from the wrong franchise.

Zark can be the Penguin.

Nat is Harley Quinn.

Natspi should be Delia, and I her twin sister.

[Lavan Tiri]

Zark can be the Penguin.

Nat is Harley Quinn.

Natspi should be Delia, and I her twin sister.

You can be that skinny blonde girl that hangs around Catwoman