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West Aurelia
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Postby West Aurelia » Tue Aug 04, 2015 5:55 am

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United States of Conner
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Founded: Jun 10, 2014
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Postby United States of Conner » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:41 am

Deian salazar wrote:Ey bebs. :hug:
Darth Snugglius is here! :p

No.
Guns are tools, not toys.

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Flardania
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Founded: Nov 13, 2012
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Postby Flardania » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:48 am

Good Morning folks
A Proud FMR. Foreign Minister of the INTERNATIONAL FREEDOM COALITION!
Proud member of the -ALLIANCE OF DEMOCRATIC STATES-



I am a MT Japanese/Korean nation inhabited by Human, Anime(They're also Human), and Secret FanT beings (Northern Wilderness)that perform acts based on MT/PMT Reality

Internationally known as Flardania in English, known domestically as Kirishima in Japanese & French, and domestically as Angaeseom in Korean

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United States of Conner
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Postby United States of Conner » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:51 am

Flardania wrote:Good Morning folks

Heyo.

Funny how my iPad auto corrected that to 'help' :P
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Flardania
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Postby Flardania » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:55 am

West Aurelia wrote:*sniff* Dat new thread smell.

RIP in Pieces Old Thread 2
11/4/2014 - 8/4/2015

So who controls the admin?

It is temporarily me until I transfer the password to OS, at that point we will decided hopefully to have a few trusted people with the account so this doesn't happen again.
A Proud FMR. Foreign Minister of the INTERNATIONAL FREEDOM COALITION!
Proud member of the -ALLIANCE OF DEMOCRATIC STATES-



I am a MT Japanese/Korean nation inhabited by Human, Anime(They're also Human), and Secret FanT beings (Northern Wilderness)that perform acts based on MT/PMT Reality

Internationally known as Flardania in English, known domestically as Kirishima in Japanese & French, and domestically as Angaeseom in Korean

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Kannap
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Founded: May 07, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kannap » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:56 am

Flardania wrote:
West Aurelia wrote:*sniff* Dat new thread smell.

RIP in Pieces Old Thread 2
11/4/2014 - 8/4/2015

So who controls the admin?

It is temporarily me until I transfer the password to OS, at that point we will decided hopefully to have a few trusted people with the account so this doesn't happen again.


*sneaks my name into the consideration hat*
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Kogashi
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Founded: Jul 23, 2015
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Postby Kogashi » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:57 am

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IFC Admissions Application


National Information
Formal Nation Name: The Empire of Kogashi
Shortened Nation Name: Kogashi
Demonym: Kogashi
Capital city: Okano
National Population (RP): 142,678,000
Form of Government: Constitutional monarchy
Is your Government by the people?: Yes, exercised through elected representatives
How do you describe the political atmosphere of your state?: Center-right
Head of State: Emperor Koga Naritaka
Head of Government: President Yamagata Akio
Economic System: Capitalist
Currency: The Kogashi yen
Exchange Rate to NSD: 1¥ = 0.08 NSD
Major Exports: Motor vehicles; iron and steel products; auto parts; plastic materials; manufactured goods
Major Imports: Agricultural products; raw materials (iron, rubber); semiconductors
Language: English, Japanese
Very Brief History of your nation: Kogashi, in its current form, was founded in 1920 with the Kogashi Constitution, which established the state as a constitutional monarchy. Before this document was instituted (by referendum), the Empire existed under an absolute, albeit very populist, monarchy. The history of Kogashi goes back almost 10,000 years, to the first Emperor from the Koga family: Koga Shiro. It operated under feudalism for millennia until encountering the outside world in 1860, after which it began a swift modernization of Kogashi society.
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Political and Civil Rights and Freedoms
Does your nation have
Freedom of thought: Yes
Freedom of belief (religion): Yes
Freedom of expression: Yes
Freedom of the media: Yes, limited in regard to the Imperial family
Freedom of peaceful assembly: Yes
Freedom of association: Yes
Freedom of movement: Yes
Freedom from unreasonable search and seizure: Yes
Freedom from arbitrary detention or imprisonment: Yes
Freedom from slavery: Yes
Right to life, liberty and security of the individual: Yes
Right to vote: Yes
Right to a fair trial, legal council, and a guarantee of habeas corpus: Yes
Right to not be subject to cruel or unusual punishment: Yes
Rights of equality: Yes

Foreign Relations and Military Statistics
What other military alliances are you a part of?: None
What other non-military organizations are you a part of? Capitalist League
Foreign Policy: Believes in free trade, spreading democracy and intervention for matters of human rights and crimes against humanity
Number of active military personnel (RP): 685,080 males; 153,789 females
Number of reserve military personnel (RP): 977,543 reserve personnel
Nuclear Arsenal (if any): 35 nuclear deterrent sites
Name of Military: The Kogashi Armed Forces
Branches of Military: Army, Navy, Air Force
RP example:
Quickly moving along the shore, the squad was spread out from the water to the tree line. The commander, a young man straight out of the IOA, suddenly raised his arm, signaling a stop. The line of soldiers halted its advance.

“Commander Mori,” the sergeant said, “It’s not safe to stop here, the squad’s exposed. We should keep moving.”

Mori merely scanned the tree line to his left. He could’ve sworn there had been movement. Seeing nothing now but palm leaves swaying in the breeze, he nodded to the sergeant and signaled to continue the advance.

The troops began to move forward once again, making it ten feet before Mori raised his arm and halted. There were audible groans.

“I swear I saw something that time,” Mori said to the sergeant. He pointed towards the woods.

“Probably an animal,” the enlisted man replied, peering into the foliage. “These outlying islands are full of life, untouched by civilization. I’ve heard reports of everything from tigers to giant lizards.”

“Send two men to scout ahead through the trees.”

“Understood commander,” the sergeant replied. Turning to his men he whispered, “Watanabe, Hita! Advance and clear the tree line.”

Two young marines, clearly not happy to have been selected for the assignment, grudgingly nestled their AY144L assault rifles into their shoulders before moving quickly to the beginning of the forest. They stepped carefully through the dense undergrowth before disappearing into the mess of vines and hanging moss.

The rest of the soldiers waited now, glancing between each other and the trees. It was taking too long for the all clear. The sergeant was beginning to suspect that perhaps the commander had been right when Hita stumbled out of the bush.

“Hita,” the sergeant began, “Is everything all clear? Where’s Watana…” Suddenly, Hita fell to the ground, a bamboo shard protruding from his back.

“EVERYONE, COMBAT POSITIONS!” the sergeant yelled, momentarily taking over for the stunned commander. “Form a firing line towards the trees, prepare for…” He stopped talking.

From the trees, there was a growing sound. A roar, mixed with the shattering of vegetation under human feet. The cry grew louder and louder, and soon the sergeant could see movement behind the trees. Hundreds of forms rushing towards them.

“OPEN FIRE!” the commander shouted. At his command, the soldiers began emptying their magazines into the dense jungle. The screaming mass of human forms grew nearer and nearer, undeterred by the wall of lead. The first man to leap from the forest, a dark skinned islander with a skirt of grass leaves and a headdress of feathers, gave an unearthly cry and let towards the Kogashi soldiers’ line. He was cut down before his spear could do any damage.

Behind that first man, though, came more and more. The islanders fell like a wave upon the marines, launching bamboo spears and arrows towards their line. In return, the soldiers continued to fire. 50 cal rounds screamed through the native warriors’ flesh, ripping them apart, but failing to stop the massive charge. Soon, the islanders were close enough for their spears to be effective, and the marines were forced to begin a brutal melee.

Bayonets and rifle butts, while effective weapons, lacked the range of the native bamboo spears, and soldiers fell quickly. Commander Mori drew his pistol and began firing point blank into the naked forms that approached him. Even after a spear pierced his calf, he fell to one knee and continued to shoot wildly. The sergeant turned to aid him, hearing the gunfire stop, only to see a spear cast through the commander’s throat.

‘No,’ the sergeant thought, watching his comrades slaughtered around him. Man after man fell as hollow spears whistled. It was almost a mercy when the sergeant felt a point pierce his back, and his vision went dark.


Delegate to the IFC Council Information
Name: Yamata Keiji
Age: 36
Gender: M
Biography: Born into the Yamata family, a wealthy zaibatsu clan of bankers, Keiji was given all of the luxuries expected by the Kogashi upper class. He had private tutelage, acceptance to the National University and a plum military commission upon graduation. In the military, though, it soon became apparent that the Yamata family name would not be sufficient to earn him the respect of his men. Although still very green, Keiji was deployed to the island of Kattan, an outlying island populated by hostile natives. As a military man, it was expected that he would pacify these natives through force of arms. Instead, Keiji revealed an intrinsic skill with diplomacy, pacifying the natives through earning their good will. After creating peace on the small island, Keiji was moved to the State Diplomacy Office, where he served for five years.
Education: Masters Degree in International Relations
Reason for your nation desiring to join the IFC: To help safeguard our own freedom through a network of likeminded allies.
Do you hereby agree to abide by the terms and conditions set forth by the IFC's Charter?: Yes
Signature: ______Yamata Keiji_______
Date:_____7/31/2015_______

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The Goryevdre Islands
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Posts: 307
Founded: Oct 28, 2012
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Postby The Goryevdre Islands » Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:50 am

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International Freedom Coalition
Admissions Department,
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International Freedom Coalition Headquarters,
Musrum, Bratislav


IFC Admissions Application


National Information
Formal Nation Name: The Bailiwick of the Goryevdre Islands
Shortened Nation Name: The Goryevdre Islands
Demonym: Goryevdren
Capital city: Saint Michel
National Population (RP): 32,535,620
Form of Government: Constitutional Parliamentary Democracy
Is your Government by the people? (exercised either directly or through elected representatives): Representative democracy
How do you describe the political atmosphere of your state? (Far-Left/Left/Center-Left/Center/Center-Right/Right/Far-Right): Center-left
Head of State: HE Sir James Harrison, the Lieutenant Governor
Head of Government: Neal Spalding MC, the Bailiff
Economic System: Tempered capitalism
Currency: Goryevdren Pound
Exchange Rate to NSD: £1 = $0.76 NSD
Major Exports: Cheese, beef, steel, corn
Major Imports: Coal, oil, lumber
Language: English
Very Brief History of your nation: The Goryevdre Islands was discovered by Andre Goryevdre, a Baranjian explorer, in 1873, and colonised later that year. Following rising nationalistic sentiment from the colonists, the islands became independent in 1891 with a constitution being formalised in 1901. The nation gradually grew and began to prosper over the years, adopting protectionist economic policies allowing it's own industries to grow. At the turn of the century, the islands began to branch out further internationally, adopting more free market policies whilst being wary not to deregulate too quickly. The islands are now a considerable international economic force, adopting quite often Keynesian macroeconomic policies to ensure they remain economically stable and prosperous.
IIwiki page link: http://iiwiki.com/wiki/The_Goryevdre_Islands

Political and Civil Rights and Freedoms
Does your nation have
Freedom of thought: Yes
Freedom of belief (religion): Yes
Freedom of expression: Yes
Freedom of the media: Yes
Freedom of peaceful assembly: Yes
Freedom of association: Yes
Freedom of movement: Yes
Freedom from unreasonable search and seizure: Yes
Freedom from arbitrary detention or imprisonment: Yes
Freedom from slavery: Yes
Right to life, liberty and security of the individual: Yes
Right to vote (The ability to vote upon reaching the age of majority): Yes
Right to a fair trial, legal council, and a guarantee of habeas corpus: Yes
Right to not be subject to cruel or unusual punishment: Yes
Rights of equality (Equality regardless of racial, gender, sexual orientation, religion, age or mental or physical disability): Yes

Foreign Relations and Military Statistics
What other military alliances are you a part of? (UL, SCP, SACTO, etc.): None, in particular.
What other non-military organizations are you a part of? (ISA, UPA, etc.): None, in particular.
Foreign Policy: Pacifist, aid-giving, giving humanitarian support
Number of active military personnel (RP): 160,000
Number of reserve military personnel (RP): 45,000
Nuclear Arsenal (if any): None
Name of Military: Goryevdren Military
Branches of Military: Goryevdre Islands Defence Force (GIDF) and Royal Goryevdren Navy (RGN)
RP example: viewtopic.php?f=31&t=308591

Delegate to the IFC Council Information
Name: Dame Francis Lacy, DGI
Age: 62
Gender: Female
Biography: Born in Saint Michel, Dame Francis grew up in a relatively well-off household, and was blessed with considerable intelligence. Therefore, she made it into one of the Goryevdre Island's most prestigious universities, being the University of Pontmercy, where she studied to Master's level. Following this, she entered the Goryevdren diplomatic service, working her way up to the top of the chain. Dame Francis is an accomplished Goryevdren diplomat, who has held several Ambassador-level roles within the Ministry of Foreign Affairs over the last couple of decades. Before taking on this role she served as the Goryevdren Ambassador to Regnum Albion.
Education: BA and MA International Relations from the University of Pontmercy
Reason for your nation desiring to join the IFC:
Do you hereby agree to abide by the terms and conditions set forth by the IFC's Charter?:
Signature: __________Dame Francis Lacy__________
Date:_____4th August 2015_____

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The United Remnants of America
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Founded: Mar 09, 2013
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Postby The United Remnants of America » Tue Aug 04, 2015 1:46 pm

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United States of Devonta
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Posts: 6184
Founded: Sep 20, 2013
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby United States of Devonta » Tue Aug 04, 2015 4:36 pm

I, Joseph Donald, Delegate to this Coalition from the nation of the United States of Devonta do hereby make the following contributions to the Blue Cross Humanitarian Aid Corps of the International Freedom Coalition:
US Air Force E-4
Twenty-Five, Male, Lightskin, Social Democrat, Proud Kansan

Proud member of the IFC, SA, IHAPC, IDS, PEDC, IBE, ISA nation!

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Shazbotdom
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11123
Founded: Sep 28, 2004
Anarchy

Postby Shazbotdom » Tue Aug 04, 2015 5:00 pm

Seeing as I don't see one for the Treasury, I will make up a form for it.

DONATION FORM:
The Shazbotdom Empire, under the direction of our Supreme Emperor, Mr. Larry Williams, will donate the following to the IFC Treasury.
  • 1.5 Billion NSD Per Fiscal Year for the first Two Years
  • 1 Billion NSD per year after that for as long as the Empire is within this Alliance
ShazWeb || IIWiki || Discord: shazbertbot || 1 x NFL Picks League Champion (2021)
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NHL: NYR (*) 55-23-4 (114) | COL (x) 49-25-7 (105) | CHI (e) 23-52-5 (51) | VGK (x) 44-28-8 (96)
NBA: Pelicans (6) 49-33 || NCAA MBB: Tulane 20-16 | LSU 22-15 || NCAA WSB: LSU 33-8

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United States of Conner
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Founded: Jun 10, 2014
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Postby United States of Conner » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:10 pm

Guns are tools, not toys.

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United States of Conner
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Postby United States of Conner » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:20 pm

Deian salazar wrote:
United States of Conner wrote:Looks kewl.

pls join then ;-;

Meh, PT ain't really my thing. I suppose I'll give it a go, though. I kinda wanted to be the US, why is it in two pieces?
Guns are tools, not toys.

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United States of Conner
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Postby United States of Conner » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:25 pm

Deian salazar wrote:
United States of Conner wrote:Meh, PT ain't really my thing. I suppose I'll give it a go, though. I kinda wanted to be the US, why is it in two pieces?

To prevent a real OP superpower. And I wanted California, Oregon, and Utah independent(Raised in them) ;-;
And it's nice to see USA not united for a change, imo.

I thought the US wasn't an OP superpower back in WW1 era?

Anyways, I'll get an app up as the East or West US at some point.
Guns are tools, not toys.

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Torrumbarry
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Founded: Sep 08, 2012
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Postby Torrumbarry » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:35 pm

Flardania wrote:
West Aurelia wrote:*sniff* Dat new thread smell.

RIP in Pieces Old Thread 2
11/4/2014 - 8/4/2015

So who controls the admin?

It is temporarily me until I transfer the password to OS, at that point we will decided hopefully to have a few trusted people with the account so this doesn't happen again.


Elected officials?
BUSY IRL - UNABLE TO POST



President: Rt. Hon. Lance Hemingway
Chancellor of the Exchequer: Rt. Hon. Abigail Thorpe
Constitutional King: His Eminence Edmund VII of House Adelaide
Population: RENOVATING-HARD HAT ZONE

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United States of Conner
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Postby United States of Conner » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:44 pm

Deian salazar wrote:
United States of Conner wrote:I thought the US wasn't an OP superpower back in WW1 era?

Anyways, I'll get an app up as the East or West US at some point.

Okie :3

Do-nay.
Guns are tools, not toys.

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Aigeantir
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Founded: Dec 24, 2012
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Postby Aigeantir » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:58 pm

The Lendol Archipelago wrote:
Aigeantir wrote:

*Puts hand on shoulder*
You're losing your life to these... Gifs.
You're not just hurting yourself, you're hurting the people around you.
The real reason we're here, is an intervention. Your intervention.

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West Aurelia wrote:Updated sig:



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[b]Proud Member of the[/b]     [url=https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=349866][b][color=#000080]INTERNATIONAL FREEDOM COALITION[/color][/b][/url][b]![/b]

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And otherwise, it's so good to see us successfully make it to Signup 3! :D
Leader: High King Conchobar II, IFC Representative: Hon. Carroll Caomh
Country: Kingdom of Aigéantir, Region: Atlas

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United States of Conner
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Founded: Jun 10, 2014
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Postby United States of Conner » Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:00 pm

Aigeantir wrote:
The Lendol Archipelago wrote:*Puts hand on shoulder*
You're losing your life to these... Gifs.
You're not just hurting yourself, you're hurting the people around you.
The real reason we're here, is an intervention. Your intervention.

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West Aurelia wrote:Updated sig:



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[b]Proud Member of the[/b]     [url=https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=349866][b][color=#000080]INTERNATIONAL FREEDOM COALITION[/color][/b][/url][b]![/b]

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And otherwise, it's so good to see us successfully make it to Signup 3! :D

GIF is glorifuk, but Lendol is right. They're sucking you dry. You need to stop, for your own good and the good of those around you.
Guns are tools, not toys.

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Aigeantir
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Founded: Dec 24, 2012
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Postby Aigeantir » Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:15 pm

United States of Conner wrote:
Aigeantir wrote:





And otherwise, it's so good to see us successfully make it to Signup 3! :D

GIF is glorifuk, but Lendol is right. They're sucking you dry. You need to stop, for your own good and the good of those around you.

But how can I be the Master of GIFs without GIFs? ;) (A title I still hold from long ago,... before the dark times, before the Empire,... back in late December) :P
Leader: High King Conchobar II, IFC Representative: Hon. Carroll Caomh
Country: Kingdom of Aigéantir, Region: Atlas

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United States of Conner
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Founded: Jun 10, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby United States of Conner » Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:16 pm

Aigeantir wrote:
United States of Conner wrote:GIF is glorifuk, but Lendol is right. They're sucking you dry. You need to stop, for your own good and the good of those around you.

But how can I be the Master of GIFs without GIFs? ;) (A title I still hold from long ago,... before the dark times, before the Empire,... back in late December) :P

I was once called the Master of Porn ... Not all titles are good titles :P

I was also, and still am, Dr. Evil, but that's a long, if good, story.
Guns are tools, not toys.

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Aigeantir
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Founded: Dec 24, 2012
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Postby Aigeantir » Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:50 pm

United States of Conner wrote:
Aigeantir wrote:But how can I be the Master of GIFs without GIFs? ;) (A title I still hold from long ago,... before the dark times, before the Empire,... back in late December) :P

I was once called the Master of Porn ... Not all titles are good titles :P

I was also, and still am, Dr. Evil, but that's a long, if good, story.

Master of Porn hunh?
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And I don't know, I suppose if the title fits... and I hope you aren't feeding people to mutated sea bass with laser beams attached to their heads.
Leader: High King Conchobar II, IFC Representative: Hon. Carroll Caomh
Country: Kingdom of Aigéantir, Region: Atlas

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The United Remnants of America
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Posts: 17599
Founded: Mar 09, 2013
Democratic Socialists

Postby The United Remnants of America » Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:52 pm

So, would Walt Disney be in the IFC?
By any means necessary. Call me URA
Winner of 2015 Best of P2TM Awards: Best Roleplayer - War
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"URA New Confucius 2015."- Organized States
"Congrats. You just won the second place prize for Not Giving a Fuck. First Place, of course, always goes to Furry."
"He's an 8 Ball, DEN. You can't deal with an 8 Ball." - Empire of Donner land
"This Rp is flexible with science and so will you." - Tagali Federation
"I'm confused as to your tactic but I'll trust you." - Die erworbenen Namen
"Unfiltered, concentrated, possibly weaponized stupidity."
Thafoo, Leningrad Union: DEAT'd for your sins.
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United States of Conner
Minister
 
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Founded: Jun 10, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby United States of Conner » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:22 pm

Aigeantir wrote:
United States of Conner wrote:I was once called the Master of Porn ... Not all titles are good titles :P

I was also, and still am, Dr. Evil, but that's a long, if good, story.

Master of Porn hunh?
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And I don't know, I suppose if the title fits... and I hope you aren't feeding people to mutated sea bass with laser beams attached to their heads.

There. Now kick the addiction. You can do it.

And it was half because I'm an exceptionally violent person when I'm pissed, knives, blunt weapons, the whole shebang ... and half because whenever I'm told to fix a bug, I always use an overly complicated solution that I know won't work so it gets passed on to someone else. The first is the evil, the second part is the Dr.

And if you're selling sharks with lasers, what's your price? In yen, please.
Guns are tools, not toys.

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Aigeantir
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Founded: Dec 24, 2012
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Postby Aigeantir » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:45 pm

United States of Conner wrote:
Aigeantir wrote:Master of Porn hunh?

And I don't know, I suppose if the title fits... and I hope you aren't feeding people to mutated sea bass with laser beams attached to their heads.

There. Now kick the addiction. You can do it.

And it was half because I'm an exceptionally violent person when I'm pissed, knives, blunt weapons, the whole shebang ... and half because whenever I'm told to fix a bug, I always use an overly complicated solution that I know won't work so it gets passed on to someone else. The first is the evil, the second part is the Dr.

And if you're selling sharks with lasers, what's your price? In yen, please.


How much? Not a gif! :D
Leader: High King Conchobar II, IFC Representative: Hon. Carroll Caomh
Country: Kingdom of Aigéantir, Region: Atlas

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United States of Conner
Minister
 
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Founded: Jun 10, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby United States of Conner » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:47 pm

Aigeantir wrote:
United States of Conner wrote:There. Now kick the addiction. You can do it.

And it was half because I'm an exceptionally violent person when I'm pissed, knives, blunt weapons, the whole shebang ... and half because whenever I'm told to fix a bug, I always use an overly complicated solution that I know won't work so it gets passed on to someone else. The first is the evil, the second part is the Dr.

And if you're selling sharks with lasers, what's your price? In yen, please.


How much? Not a gif! :D

Better.

See, if you had out it on youtube repeater, then I would have been pissed. That's just a 12 second gif.

And expect the payment by tomorrow. It will be in your ... mailbox.
Guns are tools, not toys.

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