The Council of the Multiverse I (P2TM RP Group/Chat Thread)

[Achidyemay]

I won and attained godhood.

Nope- checked back, and you are very much dead. Not even a murder; you simply commited suicide.

Still don't want to proceed, though.

Wait- I thought of a way for two people to win. People threatening double suicides is a situation that happens, but it always fails. However, if they did it while two people were left... They might actually survive, like in the movies and books. But for it to work, both Neros and Ulv would have to live to the very end, the odds of which are terrifying. However, it gets worse when you realize that the odds of them both agreeing to threaten a double suicide are astronomical.

In short, a happy ending is possible, but the odds are stacked against it. For it to happen, a series of events so specific and random would have to happen in a near-precise order.

[Lavan Tiri]

Nope- checked back, and you are very much dead. Not even a murder; you simply commited suicide.

Still don't want to proceed, though.

Wait- I thought of a way for two people to win. People threatening double suicides is a situation that happens, but it always fails. However, if they did it while two people were left... They might actually survive, like in the movies and books. But for it to work, both Neros and Ulv would have to live to the very end, the odds of which are terrifying. However, it gets worse when you realize that the odds of them both agreeing to threaten a double suicide are astronomical.

In short, a happy ending is possible, but the odds are stacked against it. For it to happen, a series of events so specific and random would have to happen in a near-precise order.

[TriStates]

Revisiting the Hunger Games scenario, because why not?

Slender is an unstoppable killing machine. He killed Fin. He killed GAme. He almost killed Ulv. For some reason, though, I find his killing of Fin most hilarious.

Before Slendie's murder rage, though, Rob murdered Achi, possibly as revenge for the apps. Now fast foward to Night 2. Donner murders Tri, somehow, while at the same time, even more bizzarely, Tri bashes Lith's head in with a mace, and IJ does her best to terrify Ulv.

I don't think this game uses logic.

What?

I was overthrowing the Vicar of Ecchiness in his absence, but was coup'd myself. How Shakespeare.

[Empire of Donner land]

What?

I was overthrowing the Vicar of Ecchiness in his absence, but was coup'd myself. How Shakespeare.

Sorry I stabbed you.

[TriStates]

I was overthrowing the Vicar of Ecchiness in his absence, but was coup'd myself. How Shakespeare.

Sorry I stabbed you.

[New Neros]

I won and attained godhood.

Nope- checked back, and you are very much dead. Not even a murder; you simply commited suicide.

Still don't want to proceed, though.

Wait- I thought of a way for two people to win. People threatening double suicides is a situation that happens, but it always fails. However, if they did it while two people were left... They might actually survive, like in the movies and books. But for it to work, both Neros and Ulv would have to live to the very end, the odds of which are terrifying. However, it gets worse when you realize that the odds of them both agreeing to threaten a double suicide are astronomical.

In short, a happy ending is possible, but the odds are stacked against it. For it to happen, a series of events so specific and random would have to happen in a near-precise order.

"Sure, Ulv. I'll eat the berries if you do. To the very end!"

*random knife stab to Ulv's chest*

Ulv: "But...you said..."

Neros: "Trap Jesus don't play that shit. Ain't never been about playing no shit."

[Empire of Donner land]

Nope- checked back, and you are very much dead. Not even a murder; you simply commited suicide.

Still don't want to proceed, though.

Wait- I thought of a way for two people to win. People threatening double suicides is a situation that happens, but it always fails. However, if they did it while two people were left... They might actually survive, like in the movies and books. But for it to work, both Neros and Ulv would have to live to the very end, the odds of which are terrifying. However, it gets worse when you realize that the odds of them both agreeing to threaten a double suicide are astronomical.

In short, a happy ending is possible, but the odds are stacked against it. For it to happen, a series of events so specific and random would have to happen in a near-precise order.

"Sure, Ulv. I'll eat the berries if you do. To the very end!"

*random knife stab to Ulv's chest*

Ulv: "But...you said..."

Neros: "Trap Jesus don't play that shit. Ain't never been about playing no shit."

And then somewhere, Admiral Ackbars spider senses tingle.

[New Rob Halfordia]

Nope- checked back, and you are very much dead. Not even a murder; you simply commited suicide.

Still don't want to proceed, though.

Wait- I thought of a way for two people to win. People threatening double suicides is a situation that happens, but it always fails. However, if they did it while two people were left... They might actually survive, like in the movies and books. But for it to work, both Neros and Ulv would have to live to the very end, the odds of which are terrifying. However, it gets worse when you realize that the odds of them both agreeing to threaten a double suicide are astronomical.

In short, a happy ending is possible, but the odds are stacked against it. For it to happen, a series of events so specific and random would have to happen in a near-precise order.

"Sure, Ulv. I'll eat the berries if you do. To the very end!"

*random knife stab to Ulv's chest*

Ulv: "But...you said..."

Neros: "Trap Jesus don't play that shit. Ain't never been about playing no shit."

Neros: "Wait, why aren't the games over? Everyone is dead."

*begins counting with fingers to 22*

Neros: "Oh shi-"

*back pierced by arrow fired from the trees*

Rob: "Based Camping Jeebus confirms the win."

[New Neros]

"Sure, Ulv. I'll eat the berries if you do. To the very end!"

*random knife stab to Ulv's chest*

Ulv: "But...you said..."

Neros: "Trap Jesus don't play that shit. Ain't never been about playing no shit."

Neros: "Wait, why aren't the games over? Everyone is dead."

*begins counting with fingers to 22*

Neros: "Oh shi-"

*back pierced by arrow fired from the trees*

Rob: "Based Camping Jeebus confirms the win."

Whipping around suddenly, the arrow snaps from the dense fat layer on Neros' back, and the angered fat man rushes toward Rob.

[Lavan Tiri]

Neros: "Wait, why aren't the games over? Everyone is dead."

*begins counting with fingers to 22*

Neros: "Oh shi-"

*back pierced by arrow fired from the trees*

Rob: "Based Camping Jeebus confirms the win."

Whipping around suddenly, the arrow snaps from the dense fat layer on Neros' back, and the angered fat man rushes toward Rob.

*some weird kid dressed like the goddamn Batman falls out of a tree*

Lavan: What the fuck?

*bounces off Neros' back fat, lands on Ulv's corpse*

[Ulvenes]

//Wolf demons eat everyone.

Games end in a draw!

[Finland SSR]

//Wolf demons eat everyone.

Games end in a draw!

Everyone ALIVE.

Zombie Finland rises up after his idiotic death against Slender. Last man standing.

[Vancon]

Can I have a link back to this thing?

[Ulvenes]

//Wolf demons eat everyone.

Games end in a draw!

Everyone ALIVE.

Zombie Finland rises up after his idiotic death against Slender. Last man standing.

//Fenrisulfr turns Fin in to bestiality sex slave.

GG

[Finland SSR]

Everyone ALIVE.

Zombie Finland rises up after his idiotic death against Slender. Last man standing.

//Fenrisulfr turns Fin in to bestiality sex slave.

GG

//The clever Fin quickly turns the situation around by successfully persuading Fenrisulfr to become his own sex slave.

[Ulvenes]

That's gross.

[Saleon]

That's gross.

I know. Don't be so messed up fin. We are classy perverts here *turns nose the other way*

[The Templar High Council]

That's gross.

I mean, you DID say the same thing earlier. But also with beastiality.

[Empire of Donner land]

Here's the thing I've been thinking about. I hope ya guys like it.

RP ASSISTANCE REQUESTRAZZLEFRAZZLE (so I can search easy, from now on)

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Concept: Gone with the Blast wave meets World War 1 meets Sci Fi/Steam Punk dystopia sorta.
Genre(s):Comedy, Action, Story.
Type (Character/Faction/Nation): Character
Detailed Description:

Inspired by the Web comic "Gone with the Blast wave" I imagined two soldiers on the Western Front of world War 1 using steam punk like or futuristic weapons and equipment going on adventures and such. Eventually I said "Forget that, I can't draw" and thought of making it into an RP. What I want this to be is just a Adventure with a Main story line that leads our soldiers to their eventual useless doom or success with funny moments in between. The story would mainly take place in 4 Places "Behind Friendly Lines" where they would relax or perhaps hang out. the "Front Trenches" The main action area that ironically would stay mostly quiet due to the stupid distance between them and the enemy trench. "Dead Men's Land" the waste land between the enemy and freindly trenches and the "Bad dudes Trenches" which is self explanatory. A story line is not clear to me as of yet and we can probably do world building for it. Basically the soldiers have no idea who they are fighting for or why and all they know is the opposite side is trying to kill them and they too have no idea why they are fighting. All they know is they saw a recruitment poster and joined without a moments notice. I don't know a name and knowing me It would be stupid. So any help on this would be much apreciated.

[Sonitusia]

Here's the thing I've been thinking about. I hope ya guys like it.

Sounds pretty damn cool. Where do I sign up

[Empire of Donner land]

Here's the thing I've been thinking about. I hope ya guys like it.

Sounds pretty damn cool. Where do I sign up

*Nudges glasses back on nose*

Here on the dotted line.

[Sonitusia]

Sounds pretty damn cool. Where do I sign up

*Nudges glasses back on nose*

Here on the dotted line.

I'd call it Gone with the Mortar Round or something, lol

[Saleon]

*Nudges glasses back on nose*

Here on the dotted line.

I'd call it Gone with the Mortar Round or something, lol

blown through the trenches?
gone in the trenches?

[Empire of Donner land]

*Nudges glasses back on nose*

Here on the dotted line.

I'd call it Gone with the Mortar Round or something, lol

That sounds preety neat. Not original how ever. I was thinking maybe "Trenched" or something like that

Gone in the Trenches sounds good too so does blown through.

[Sonitusia]

I'd call it Gone with the Mortar Round or something, lol

That sounds preety neat. Not original how ever. I was thinking maybe "Trenched" or something like that

Gone in the Trenches sounds good too so does blown through.

Trenchies?