HOT NEWS: Crazy Nation Terror Matsutaka

[Matsutaka]

HOT NEWS: Crazy Nation Terror Matsutaka

Today, Emperor Sunohara received a telegram from The Royal Republic of The Emmerian Unions. They said a all bases in Matsutaka is taked by him. Emperor Sunohara is shocked and he's call the him four wifes and all minister.


Once of Sunohara's wife, Nayuki, running out from Castle and cry. The Emperor Guardian try to cath her

"Haaaahh!! I'm shocked!! I'm shocked!! This is a libel action both at once is not fun from the American, Goddammit!!

- Emperor Sunohara

Now, Emperor Sunohara make a announcement about that, like this:

To: All Nation in the World
From: Empire of Matsutaka

I am Emperor Sunohara, i need your help. Once time ago i'm terrorized by American, The Royal Republic of The Emmerian Unions. Now, i really need your help, nation. If you attracted to capture him and bring him to Matsutaka Imperial Court for trial by Emperor Sunohara. This is very confused and very annoying for us.

Signed,
Emperor Sunohara

[The Emmerian Unions]

<<OOC: lolfail! You didn't get the reference to the English version of Zero Wing. And for all you know, I could be German.>>

[Hamilay]

This could possibly be the greatest thread title ever.

[The Emmerian Unions]

This could possibly be the greatest thread title ever.

<<OOC: I sent this guy a TG saying "All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive. Make your time." from the English version of Zero Wing*.>>

<<*Note that is a remix song of the actual lines>>

[Techno-Soviet]

This could possibly be the greatest thread title ever.

<<OOC: I sent this guy a TG saying "All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive. Make your time." from the English version of Zero Wing*.>>

<<*Note that is a remix song of the actual lines>>

((OOC: "Somebody set us up the bomb!"))

[The Emmerian Unions]

This could possibly be the greatest thread title ever.

<<OOC: I sent this guy a TG saying "All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive. Make your time." from the English version of Zero Wing*.>>

<<*Note that is a remix song of the actual lines>>

((OOC: "Someone set us up the bomb!"))

<<OOC: Fixed.>>

[Reijvajik]

[What the hell is in his mouth? o.o]

[The Great Lord Tiger]

<<OOC: I sent this guy a TG saying "All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive. Make your time." from the English version of Zero Wing*.>>

<<*Note that is a remix song of the actual lines>>

((OOC: "Someone set up us the bomb!"))

<<OOC: Fixed.>>

[OOC] Fixed.

EDIT: What is this... "American" you speak of?[/OOC]

[Krypton-Zod]

HOT NEWS: Crazy Nation Terror Matsutaka

Today, Emperor Sunohara received a telegram from The Royal Republic of The Emmerian Unions. They said a all bases in Matsutaka is taked by him. Emperor Sunohara is shocked and he's call the him four wifes and all minister.

Why do you say these things when you should have known what the telegram really meant?

If I were you, I'd pay generous tribute to the Royal Republic of Emmerian Unions

[Techno-Soviet]

[What the hell is in his mouth? o.o]

((OOC: You don't want to know, but it looks like baby octopii O_O))

[Matsutaka]

<<OOC: lolfail! You didn't get the reference to the English version of Zero Wing. And for all you know, I could be German.>>

*looking that Kraut* there is, a crazy nation that terro me. Cath him, very-greatefull-races-in-the-world-is-Japanese

and for all nation, im serious. Im not kidding, Americans!!

[The Emmerian Unions]

<<OOC: lolfail! You didn't get the reference to the English version of Zero Wing. And for all you know, I could be German.>>

*looking that Kraut* there is, a crazy nation that terro me. Cath him, very-greatefull-races-in-the-world-is-Japanese

and for all nation, im serious. Im not kidding, Americans!!

Bring it. I will crush your feeble nation with my own Specialist Jack Bauer Freeman, who is a perfect clone of the Grand World Orderian Specialist John Freeman. He will single-handedly fuck your nation up!


Jack Bauer Freeman looking at something he likes


Jack Bauer Freeman fucking a nation up single-handedly

[The Great Lord Tiger]

Your people should fear for their safety, Matsutaka.

Jack Bauer Freeman uses wepon.

If you do not agree to our demans-

TOO LATE!

[Techno-Soviet]

-snip-

This article describes John Freeman perfectly:

This one

[Matsutaka]

Your people should fear for their safety, Matsutaka.

Jack Bauer Freeman uses wepon.

If you do not agree to our demans-

TOO LATE!

what your mean?

[The Great Lord Tiger]

Your people should fear for their safety, Matsutaka.

Jack Bauer Freeman uses wepon.

If you do not agree to our demans-

TOO LATE!

what your mean?

This should explain it:


the isotope hit quarterlife and teh room was slowly become vaporize
"Ew must escapes out of here fastly" but Sunohora was already blowed to smitheroons.

"This is Jack Bauer Freeman how do we contain teh meltdown? I know!"
And he used portals to push henemy headquarters into a portal so Emmerian Unions wouldnt melt down and it would only go off harmless in Atlantic ocean.
"Hooray I scucceeded at winning the mission"
"Not so fast, Mr. Jack Bauer"

[Matsutaka]

how to i must agree your demand?

[The Emmerian Unions]

how to i must agree your demand

Give me all your women and all your money.

[The Great Lord Tiger]

The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Jack Bauer Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. Jack Bauer Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".




With this, I leave it to Emmerian Unions.

[The Emmerian Unions]

The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Jack Bauer Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. Jack Bauer Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".




With this, I leave it to Emmerian Unions.

<<OOC: I can't see due to laughing so hard. I will work on it later.>>

[Matsutaka]

how to i must agree your demand

Give me all your women and all your money.

Holy God of Sun, what my wrong? truly barbaric you told me to send to you this holy woman

[Matsutaka]

oy, if you have Jack Freeman, i have Rena Ryuugu


This bitch can bring your body to hell

[The Emmerian Unions]

Specialist Jack Bauer Freeman picks up Wepon and shoots Rena Ryuugu in the eyes, blinding the bitch. He then fed her to is hungry pet bear. Jack Bauer Freeman then went up to the Emporer and kicked him so hard in the nuts that the Emporer's nuts blew up in a million peices.

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[Matsutaka]

but Rena Ryuugu blind just temporary. She's wake up and with fast, hug Jack right in the Rena breast. Just in several time, Jack was fainting. The Emperor was saved

[The Emmerian Unions]

but Rena Ryuugu blind just temporary. She's wake up and with fast, hug Jack right in the Rena breast. Just in several time, Jack was fainting. The Emperor was saved

Nope. She was eaten by Jack Bauer Freeman's bear! She is dead and your Emporer has no more balls.