Ｔｈｒｅａｄ ｆｏｒ Ｇ㏂e₨ Ⅵ：I am a man of many futures

[Bezombia]

Thread for Gamers VI: ██████████

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the worst thread you'll ever enter! Due to the combined efforts of bureaucratic despots, fake scandals, harmed fee-fees, and many rustled jimmies, all fun in this thread has hereby been banned.
We do not apologize for the inconvenience.
Anyone found guilty of having fun, expressing pleasure, or generally enjoying themselves will be removed from the thread forthwith. Do not test us!

Furthermore, anyone declared guilty of violating the no-fun rule will be defenstrated immediately WITHOUT A TRIAL. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ENGAGE IN PLEASURABLE ACTIVITIES. DO NOT MAKE JOKES. DO NOT ENJOY YOURSELF. NO. FUN. ALLOWED.

And now, the Thread for Gamers Code of Laws:

Section 1:

1. This is the thread for gamers. Only gamers shall participate in this thread.
2. "Gamer" is someone who games.
3. Discussion is not limited to any singular topic. However, topics in which another thread already exists should be moved to there.
4. The title of the thread shall be "Thread for Gamers VI: No Fun Allowed". The short title of the thread shall be "T4G: NFA" or "TFG: NFA".
5. The thread shall terminate after it gets locked by a moderator, and not before.
6. The thread shall begin on page 1, post 1.

Section 2:

1. No flaming.
2. No trolling.
3. No harassment.
4. No accusing other users of breaking the rules.
5. No attempting to enforce the rules.
6. No shitposts.
7. No fun allowed.

Section 3:

1. Every post must be, at minimum, three sentences long.
2. Posts that contain a picture must include a one-paragraph long justification of including the picture, EACH.
3. Any post that quotes, references, or implies a reference to another poster (or someone who may become a poster in the future) must include at least one paragraph detailing why that poster is a great person and all the good things they bring (or would bring) to the thread.
4. At least one verification can must be drank per post - no excuses.
5. Any fun must be reported to the nearest Beno immediately. The report must not violate Section 2, Subsection 4 of this code.

Here's a list of other gaming-related threads. WARNING: SOME OF THESE THREADS MAY CONTAIN TRACE AMOUNTS OF FUN. PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MOVE THE FUN FROM THESE THREADS INTO THE CURRENT THREAD.

Ace Combat
Dragon Ball Z: Xenoverse and other DBZ games
Five Nights at Freddy's
Grand Theft Auto 5
Minecraft
Paradox Games
Pokémon
Team Fortress 2
Total War
The Walking Dead
Wargaming.net (World of Tanks, World of Warplanes, World of Warships)
Warhammer 40,000
ASoIAF/Game of Thrones

And without furthur ado-
Remove the fun!


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Modedit: I removed the fancy Thai superscript thing you had in the title. It was messing up the forum sidebar with a pillar of diacritics. Please don't do that again. ~ Tsar the Mod.

[Rhoderberg]

So how about that fun?

[New Frenco Empire]

Yiss

Let the shitposting begin.

[Spoder]

Section 2:
[*]No shitposts.

[Doperland]

This poll... ooohh.... which one is right? I can't figure which one is best!
Also, woot! First time I've made it to the first page.

[Slorch]

Fun! .

[Licana]

Greatest OP this series of threads has ever seen.

[Bezombia]

Section 2:
[*]No shitposts.

I'm sorry good sir, but you've just violated Section 2, Subsection 7 as well as every single clause in Section 3 of the Thread for Gamers Code. I must ask that you right a minimum 500-word essay on what you have done wrong and what you're going to do to fix it.

Thank you for your cooperation.
-Benomia

[Husseinarti]

I've always wanted to do a FO:NV RP for sometime.

But the ideas just are all dumb.

But mine

:>

[Doperland]

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I'm sorry good sir, but you've just violated Section 2, Subsection 7 as well as every single clause in Section 3 of the Thread for Gamers Code. I must ask that you right a minimum 500-word essay on what you have done wrong and what you're going to do to fix it.

Thank you for your cooperation.
-Benomia

A pity. You accused another of breaking the rules. And finally.... you did not write a paragraph on how great they are.

[Bezombia]

I'm sorry good sir, but you've just violated Section 2, Subsection 7 as well as every single clause in Section 3 of the Thread for Gamers Code. I must ask that you right a minimum 500-word essay on what you have done wrong and what you're going to do to fix it.

Thank you for your cooperation.
-Benomia

A pity. You accused another of breaking the rules. And finally.... you did not write a paragraph on how great they are.

I'm sorry good sir, but you've just violated §2, Subsection 4 of the Thread for Gamers Code. I must ask that you drink a verification can to prove your goodwill towards your fellow posters in the thread.


Thank you for your cooperation.
-Benomia

[The Huskar Social Union]

For this steam sale I've only bought one thing which was Verdun, think I only bought thing last summer sale as well. Thought about buying still a total war but decided against it in the end, maybe another time.

[Doperland]

A pity. You accused another of breaking the rules. And finally.... you did not write a paragraph on how great they are.

I'm sorry good sir, but you've just violated §2, Subsection 4 of the Thread for Gamers Code. I must ask that you drink a verification can to prove your goodwill towards your fellow posters in the thread.


Thank you for your cooperation.
-Benomia

No, thank YOU for keeping all those dirty fun-lovers out of here.

[Wisconsin9]

This oughta be fun.

[Bezombia]

This oughta be fun.

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[Spoder]

This oughta be fun.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

No fun allowed

I think it's time for a change in leadership because bezombia is the worst.

Guys start talking about fun videogames.

I just played agar.io and some guy named Pokerface was so big the server was unbearably laggy anytime you got near him.

[Gristol-Serkonos]

Video games are fun.

Might try doing those again after the summer semester.

[Licana]

daily reminder that everything you like a shit :>

[Bezombia]

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I think it's time for a change in leadership because bezombia is the worst.

Guys start talking about fun videogames.

I just played agar.io and some guy named Pokerface was so big the server was unbearably laggy anytime you got near him.

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[The Nuclear Fist]

I can't believe I have to wait all the way to September to start playing the Mad Max game.

[Spoder]

I can't believe I have to wait all the way to September to start playing the Mad Max game.

I can't believe somebody thought Arkham combat in a game with guns could be good.

[The Nuclear Fist]

I can't believe I have to wait all the way to September to start playing the Mad Max game.

I can't believe somebody thought Arkham combat in a game with guns could be good.

It looks pretty good from what I've seen. Besides, guns are supposed to be pretty rare in keeping with the lore, what with bullets being hard to come up on.

[Barboneia]

I didn't even realize the last thread hit 500. Anyways, I might start playing Assassin's Creed II (I tried to play the first one but it's utter shit) tommorow, or I might continue playing Skyrim. I dunno yet.

Also, it took me three years to figure out why the province of Skyrim is called Skyrim.

[Cameridaxico]

I'm bored.

[Spoder]

I can't believe somebody thought Arkham combat in a game with guns could be good.

It looks pretty good from what I've seen. Besides, guns are supposed to be pretty rare in keeping with the lore, what with bullets being hard to come up on.

Shit Mad Max lore changed?

I have yet to see the new film.

Because in the old films, only gasoline and intact vehicles were rare.