Thread for Gamers VI: ██████████
Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the worst thread you'll ever enter! Due to the combined efforts of bureaucratic despots, fake scandals, harmed fee-fees, and many rustled jimmies, all fun in this thread has hereby been banned.
We do not apologize for the inconvenience.
Anyone found guilty of having fun, expressing pleasure, or generally enjoying themselves will be removed from the thread forthwith. Do not test us!
Furthermore, anyone declared guilty of violating the no-fun rule will be defenstrated immediately WITHOUT A TRIAL. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ENGAGE IN PLEASURABLE ACTIVITIES. DO NOT MAKE JOKES. DO NOT ENJOY YOURSELF. NO. FUN. ALLOWED.
And now, the Thread for Gamers Code of Laws:
Section 1:
- This is the thread for gamers. Only gamers shall participate in this thread.
- "Gamer" is someone who games.
- Discussion is not limited to any singular topic. However, topics in which another thread already exists should be moved to there.
- The title of the thread shall be "Thread for Gamers VI: No Fun Allowed". The short title of the thread shall be "T4G: NFA" or "TFG: NFA".
- The thread shall terminate after it gets locked by a moderator, and not before.
- The thread shall begin on page 1, post 1.
Section 2:
- No flaming.
- No trolling.
- No harassment.
- No accusing other users of breaking the rules.
- No attempting to enforce the rules.
- No shitposts.
- No fun allowed.
Section 3:
- Every post must be, at minimum, three sentences long.
- Posts that contain a picture must include a one-paragraph long justification of including the picture, EACH.
- Any post that quotes, references, or implies a reference to another poster (or someone who may become a poster in the future) must include at least one paragraph detailing why that poster is a great person and all the good things they bring (or would bring) to the thread.
- At least one verification can must be drank per post - no excuses.
- Any fun must be reported to the nearest Beno immediately. The report must not violate Section 2, Subsection 4 of this code.
Here's a list of other gaming-related threads. WARNING: SOME OF THESE THREADS MAY CONTAIN TRACE AMOUNTS OF FUN. PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MOVE THE FUN FROM THESE THREADS INTO THE CURRENT THREAD.
Ace Combat
Dragon Ball Z: Xenoverse and other DBZ games
Five Nights at Freddy's
Grand Theft Auto 5
Minecraft
Paradox Games
Pokémon
Team Fortress 2
Total War
The Walking Dead
Wargaming.net (World of Tanks, World of Warplanes, World of Warships)
Warhammer 40,000
ASoIAF/Game of Thrones
And without furthur ado-
Remove the fun!
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Modedit: I removed the fancy Thai superscript thing you had in the title. It was messing up the forum sidebar with a pillar of diacritics. Please don't do that again. ~ Tsar the Mod.