Burger Shot Fast Food Chain

by **Liberty and Alderney** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:35 am

America's favorite national quick service factory farmed restaurant chain, and shining beacon of the global march towards cultural homogenization. Kill your heart and your hunger!

by **Liberty and Alderney** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:44 am

About us

Burger Shot landed in America in 1968 when the first store was opened in Guildford, Derry Hills FLR. Though aggressive expansion fueled by undercutting worker's rights, demolition of local cuisine and finding new ways to send Americans to the ER quicker, today Burger Shot serves 240 million customers every week (that's a lot of chicken) through over 4800 stores across America. This makes KFC one of the largest fast food chains in the country.

We are passionate about serving our customers pre-prepared, horrible tasting food with a key part of this being The Duke's signature blend of 11 mystery meats into one artery clogging patty. Even today these remain a secret with the original recipe under lock and key in our headquarters in Liberty City, USA.

First, one store in backwater Florida. Then all of America. THEN, THE WORLD!

by **Liberty and Alderney** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:12 am

Menu

Main Menu

The "Heart Stopper Meal" - $6.99 "Our most popular meal combo is guaranteed to kill someone in five seconds flat!"
The "Kids Meal" - $4.50 - "Probably the leading cause of children's early onset of obesity."
The "Bleeder Meal" - $3.99 - "That warm, good feeling in your stomach is made possible from our great taste, and not from the deafening of the heart."
The "Money Shot Meal" - $6.99 - "This meal is made of more sauce than any other ingredient combined. There is never too much of a good thing."
The "Torpedo Meal" - $6.66 - "Made for the busy lifestyle of the city. Chug this down and get back to your energetic, hectic life as an office worker.
The "Salad Meal" - $5.00 "For those who are health conscious enough to eat cardboard tasting leaves, but no health conscious enough to buy elsewhere.

Snacks

Slurry in a Hurry - $1.00 - "We are passing on the savings to you."
Liberty style wrap - $2.00 - "Nothing says Big Applesauce more than this wrap made with everything but apple sauce."
Brain Blizzard Ice cream - 50c - "Hell, if you are going to ruin your heart might as well take your brain out too."
Chicken nuggets (6 pieces) - $2.40 - "Watch us do chicken better than Cluckin' Bell. See? This won't give you Salmonella (Maybe)."

Now tested to be clear of Mad Cow Disease. Bon Appétit.

by **Liberty and Alderney** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:43 am

Applications

So, are you ready to let us dominate your nation's fast food and coffee industries? Are you ready to bring in more profit for us than your local business have ever touched? Do you want to see the continual degradation of your local culinary arts at the hands of cheap fast food. If so, it is time to set up a Burger Shot franchise operation in your nation!

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If you want to act as one of our partners to help us promote our goods, offer services for the construction of our new stores or help us with the acquirement of financial capital, please fill out this application form.

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Imagine these boards littered throughout your nation. That is the wonderful opportunity we are offering to you!

If you want to send us a complaint about our business practices, shoddy products or horrible customer service, please send it to our complaint processing centre. Your opinions are valuable to us.

by **Liberty and Alderney** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:47 am

IS READY TO TAKE YOUR ORDER!

by **The Northern Kingdoms** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:37 am

FRANCHISE APPLICATION
Nation Name: The Northern Kingdoms
Business Name: Karlquist Lifestyle Corp.
Business Owner(s): Pres. Isaac Karlquist, CEO
Financial Capital: NS$2,000,000,000
Number of Initial Franchises: 225
Any changes to the menu due to political/cultural reasons? None so far.

by **Abidawe** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:44 am

FRANCHISE APPLICATION
Nation Name: Abidawe
Business Name: Burger Shot Abidawe
Business Owner(s): David Chekki and Vincenzo Maglio
Financial Capital: NSD 1.000.000.000
Number of Initial Franchises: 15
Any changes to the menu due to political/cultural reasons? None

by **Liberty and Alderney** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 7:05 pm

FRANCHISE APPLICATION ACCEPTANCE LETTER
To: Pres. Isaac Karlquist, CEO (Northern Kingdoms)
From: Burger Shot Fast Foods

Thank you for your business. We hope this franchising opportunity will be a great way to serve the taste of freedom to the people of your nation. [Patronising comment about the people of -NATION- here] The establishment of the infrastructure needed for the maintenance of the newly formed Northern Kingdom franchise will commence shortly.

Board of Chairmen,
Burger Shot Fast Foods

FRANCHISE APPLICATION ACCEPTANCE LETTER
To: David Chekki and Vincenzo Maglio (Abidawe)
From: Burger Shot Fast Foods

Thank you for your business. We hope this franchising opportunity will be a great way to serve the taste of freedom to the people of your nation. [Patronising comment about the people of -NATION- here]. The establishment of the infrastructure needed for the maintenance of the newly formed Abidawean franchise will commence shortly.

Board of Chairmen,
Burger Shot Fast Foods

by **Ozzy** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:32 am

FRANCHISE APPLICATION
Nation Name: The Ozzalonian Commonwealth
Business Name: New World Industries
Business Owner(s): CEO Gwendolyn Tremont
Financial Capital: 2.6 billion NSD
Number of Initial Franchises: 209
Any changes to the menu due to political/cultural reasons? None at all, my good man.

by **Liberty and Alderney** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:47 am

FRANCHISE APPLICATION ACCEPTANCE LETTER
To: CEO Gwendolyn Tremont (Ozzalonian Commonwealth)
From: Burger Shot Fast Foods

Thank you for your business. Who would've figured that we would've reached the attention of the great Ozzalonian Commonwealth? We hope this franchising opportunity will be a great way to serve the taste of freedom to the people of your nation. [Patronising comment about the people of -NATION- here]. The establishment of the infrastructure needed for the maintenance of the newly formed Abidawean franchise will commence shortly.

Board of Chairmen,
Burger Shot Fast Foods

P.S Just a heads up for your pony population, about 50% of our "beef" is actually horse meat.

by **Southwest Eastnorth** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 6:57 am

FRANCHISE APPLICATION
Nation Name: Southwest Eastnorth
Business Name: Ultima Investments Company
Business Owner(s): Dunleavy Jones
Financial Capital: 15,000,000
Number of Initial Franchises: 30
Any changes to the menu due to political/cultural reasons?: All food must be made with non-GMO products

by **Liberty and Alderney** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:32 pm

FRANCHISE APPLICATION ACCEPTANCE LETTER
To: Dunleavy Jones (Southwest Eastnorth)
From: Burger Shot Fast Foods

Thank you for your business. Your name is kinda confusing, maybe I can make up a mnemonic for it? "Some Where Elias Nods"? Ah, who cares? Anywho, we hope this franchising opportunity will be a great way to serve the taste of freedom to the people of your nation. [Patronising comment about the people of -NATION- here]. The establishment of the infrastructure needed for the maintenance of the newly formed Southwest Eastnorth franchise will commence shortly. Also, just so you know, we have terrorised farmers who were growing produce from GMO crops just for you!

Board of Chairmen,
Burger Shot Fast Foods

by **East Persia** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 6:23 pm

FRANCHISE APPLICATION
Nation Name: East Persia
Business Name: National Food Way
Business Owner(s): John Robio
Financial Capital: Doha, East Persia
Number of Initial Franchises: 120
Any changes to the menu due to political/cultural reasons?No.

by **Liberty and Alderney** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:57 am

FRANCHISE APPLICATION ACCEPTANCE LETTER
To: John Robio (East Persia)
From: Burger Shot Fast Foods

Thank you for your business. [Sentence with a cringe worthy pun based on nation's name here] We hope this franchising opportunity will be a great way to serve the taste of freedom to the people of your nation. The establishment of the infrastructure needed for the maintenance of the newly formed Eastern Persian franchise will commence shortly.

Board of Chairmen,
Burger Shot Fast Foods

by **Roman Superiority** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 2:11 am

FRANCHISE APPLICATION
Nation Name: The Empire of Roman Superiority
Business Name: Divitiae Investment INC.
Business Owner(s): State Owned
Financial Capital: Rome
Number of Initial Franchises: 100
Any changes to the menu due to political/cultural reasons? None

by **Liberty and Alderney** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:51 pm

FRANCHISE APPLICATION ACCEPTANCE LETTER
To: The Emperor of Roman Superiority
From: Burger Shot Fast Foods

Thank you for your business. [Joke about "When in Rome..." here]. We hope this franchising opportunity will be a great way to serve the taste of freedom to the people of your empire. The establishment of the infrastructure needed for the maintenance of the newly formed Roman franchise will commence shortly.

Board of Chairmen,
Burger Shot Fast Foods

by **San Andreas Republic** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:11 pm

FRANCHISE APPLICATION
Nation Name: San Andreas Republic
Business Name: Burger Shot San Andreas
Business Owner(s): Pres. Rick M. Neale, CEO
Financial Capital: Los Santos
Number of Initial Franchises: 500
Any changes to the menu due to political/cultural reasons? All products must be labelled "WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of San Andreas to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."

by **Liberty and Alderney** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:02 pm

FRANCHISE APPLICATION ACCEPTANCE LETTER
To: The State of San Andreas
From: Burger Shot Fast Foods

Well If it west coast cousins. Hey, how does it feel to lose the position of most polluted city to Shanghai? It was the only notable thing you guys achieved, but I digress. I see that even amongst the land of the vapid, plastic people obsessing over their weight there is still a market for overly greasy food stuffs. The establishment of the infrastructure needed for the maintenance of the newly formed San Andreas franchise will commence shortly.

Board of Chairmen,
Burger Shot Fast Foods

P.S. East coast still better tho, Notorious B.I.G. 4LIFE!

by **British Empire Strikes Back** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:47 am

FRANCHISE APPLICATION
Nation Name: The British Empire
Business Name: Associated British Foods Plc
Business Owner(s): George Polo
Financial Capital: $150,000,000
Number of Initial Franchises: 150
Any changes to the menu due to political/cultural reasons?- Can the food be non-GMO or organic?

by **Justin States** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:41 am

FRANCHISE APPLICATION
Nation Name: Justin States
Business Name: JS Food Franchises Inc.
Business Owner: Fred M. Mendoza
Financial Capital: Justonia
Number of Initial Franchises: 480
Any changes to the menu due to political/cultural reasons? I would like some warnings on the food products:
All of them: "Warning: This food that you are going to consume has came from a foreign country. You may experience heart disease, cancer, birth defects with extreme happiness, eat at your own risk.

Chicken Nuggets: "Warning: This food that you are going to consume has came from a foreign country. You may experience heart disease, cancer, birth defects, salmonella with extreme happiness, eat at your own risk."

by **Golfia** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 1:43 pm

FRANCHISE APPLICATION
Nation Name: Golfia
Business Name: Burger Shot Golfia
Business Owner(s): CEO and Founder Mr. Peety "Little Fries" MacBig
Financial Capital: Golvestros
Number of Initial Franchises: 1000
Any changes to the menu due to political/cultural reasons? More vegetables in the burger meals and products must be ecological (organic) with little to no harmful chemicals! Otherwise, bring it on and show the Golfians why Burger Shot is the best!!!

by **Liberty and Alderney** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 12:40 am

FRANCHISE APPLICATION ACCEPTANCE LETTER
To: George Polo (British Empire)
From: Burger Shot Fast Foods

Thank you for your business. We hope this franchising opportunity will be a great way to serve the taste of freedom to the people of your nation. [Comment mocking British people eating FREEDOM FOOD here]. The establishment of the infrastructure needed for the maintenance of the newly formed British franchise will commence shortly.

Board of Chairmen,
Burger Shot Fast Foods

FRANCHISE APPLICATION ACCEPTANCE LETTER
To: Fred M. Mendoza (Justin States)
From: Burger Shot Fast Foods

Thank you for your business. We hope this franchising opportunity will be a great way to serve the taste of freedom to the people of your nation. [Patronising comment about nation here]. We also created specially created cartons with the warnings you requested, seeing as you do not trust your citizens to be able to handle FREEDOM. The establishment of the infrastructure needed for the maintenance of the newly formed British franchise will commence shortly.

Board of Chairmen,
Burger Shot Fast Foods

FRANCHISE APPLICATION ACCEPTANCE LETTER
To: Fred M. Mendoza (Justin States)
From: Burger Shot Fast Foods

Thank you for your business. We hope this franchising opportunity will be a great way to serve the taste of freedom to the people of your nation. [Patronising comment about nation here]. We also are going to start the ecologically friendly options seeing as your citizens cannot handle the taste of freedom. The establishment of the infrastructure needed for the maintenance of the newly formed British franchise will commence shortly.

Board of Chairmen,
Burger Shot Fast Foods

by **Korena** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 1:24 am

FRANCHISE APPLICATION
Nation Name: The United Republic of Korena
Business Name: Burger Shot Korena
Business Owner: Terrance Y. Kim
Financial Capital: 950 billion NSD
Number of Initial Franchises: 26
Any changes to the menu due to political/cultural reasons? - All products must be clearly labeled with the warning, "Lethal - Not For Human Consumption". Special request from the major stock holder and future business owner, Mr. Terrance Y. Kim, is that all employees working for Burger Shot Korena be paid not a cent more than minimum wage. Except himself, ofcourse.

by **Liberty and Alderney** » Sat Apr 25, 2015 1:31 am

FRANCHISE APPLICATION ACCEPTANCE LETTER
To: Terrance Y. Kim, Korena
From: Burger Shot Fast Foods

Thank you for your business. [Witty remark on the superbowl here ... for some reason]. We hope this franchising opportunity will be a great way to serve the taste of freedom to the people of your empire. While we are disappointed about your decisions to add the labels, we are happy to say that we have not been paying anyone higher than the minimum wage if they are not in a suit. The establishment of the infrastructure needed for the maintenance of the newly formed Roman franchise will commence shortly.

Board of Chairmen,
Burger Shot Fast Foods

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by **Fifthland** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:15 am

FRANCHISE APPLICATION
Nation Name: Empire of Fifthland
Business Name: Organic , Fast & Go
Business Owner(s): Yao-Han Hong
Financial Capital: 5162.6223 T元 (7692.30 USD)
Number of Initial Franchises: 3
Any changes to the menu due to political/cultural reasons? all food is vegetarian

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