by Paper Sprite » Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:54 am
by Mefpan » Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:58 am
by AiliailiA » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:01 am
Cannot think of a name wrote:"Where's my immortality?" will be the new "Where's my jetpack?"
Maineiacs wrote:"We're going to build a canal, and we're going to make Columbia pay for it!" -- Teddy Roosevelt
Ifreann wrote:That's not a Freudian slip. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
by Ifreann » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:02 am
by Paper Sprite » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:03 am
Ifreann wrote:I'd go along with any emergency plan enacted by my government and make a point of washing my hands a lot. I'd also post on NSG, mocking the people who had ran off to the wilderness with a backpack full of tins of beans or charged into the street in a longcoat looking for zombies to 360 noscope with their akimbo 1887s.
by Great Nepal » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:05 am
Mefpan wrote:Survive the apocalypse?
As in - it's guaranteed it'll spiral out of control as opposed to Patient Zero being shot and killed by authorities and infectees who are clearly showing symptom they cannot ignore hoping to turn out miraculously Immune despite the fact that necrosis is gnawing at the arm that was bitten earlier?
Yeah, fuck that. In a world where all semblance of common sense has died, I'd probably just find a nice, tall building and attempt to fly to the moon by jumping off and flapping my arms really fast.
by Mefpan » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:05 am
Ifreann wrote:I'd go along with any emergency plan enacted by my government and make a point of washing my hands a lot. I'd also post on NSG, mocking the people who had ran off to the wilderness with a backpack full of tins of beans or charged into the street in a longcoat looking for zombies to 360 noscope with their akimbo 1887s.
by Opeleope » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:07 am
Digital Planets wrote:God exists. I met him in one of my LSD trips, but also because when some girl dressing skimpy says 'Only God can judge me', and you hear a booming voice in the air that says "YOU'RE A WHORE".
by Dominated Earth » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:07 am
DES Global News: Disgruntled nano engineer arrested after unleashing a hoard of screeching slime creatures on Tokyo|DES Inquisition purge the corrupt politicians and law enforcement of Kiev in brutal public executions without trial|Man comes home from work to find his house covered in silk worm silk.
by British Prussia » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:09 am
by Ifreann » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:11 am
Paper Sprite wrote:Ifreann wrote:I'd go along with any emergency plan enacted by my government and make a point of washing my hands a lot. I'd also post on NSG, mocking the people who had ran off to the wilderness with a backpack full of tins of beans or charged into the street in a longcoat looking for zombies to 360 noscope with their akimbo 1887s.
Wooo more people to get a headstart on.
by Paper Sprite » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:13 am
by Scandavian States » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:21 am
by New Kvenland » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:26 am
by Ifreann » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:31 am
Mefpan wrote:Ifreann wrote:I'd go along with any emergency plan enacted by my government and make a point of washing my hands a lot. I'd also post on NSG, mocking the people who had ran off to the wilderness with a backpack full of tins of beans or charged into the street in a longcoat looking for zombies to 360 noscope with their akimbo 1887s.
To be fair, the premise was "The apocalypse has already happened," i.e. no one washed their fucking hands in a fit of common senselessness because fuck that deadly disease making the rounds. I admire your sane approach to a silly zombie outbreak, but we're clearly supposed to assume that sanity doesn't work in this hypothetical world.
Paper Sprite wrote:Ifreann wrote:You're more than welcome to a head start on either wasting your own time and money, at best, or getting yourself killed, at worst.
The options aren't quite as simple as choosing between needlessly wasting time and money or getting killed. There's the option of survival because of appropriate legging it.
You're more than welcome to wait to be taken I'll be chilling out drinking some Orkney Best.
Scandavian States wrote:List, in order of priority.
1) Acquire an AR and about 1,000 rounds. Find a suppressor. if possible.
2) Acquire a 1911 in 10mm Auto and about 1,000 rounds. Find a suppressor, if possible.
3) Acquire NVGs and enough batteries to power them for a year.
4) Find a full-size truck.
5) Load said truck with ammo, MREs, camping gear, camo netting, and a battery-powered radio.
by Paper Sprite » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:33 am
Ifreann wrote:Legging it wouldn't be appropriate. Realistically any reasonably stable government would be able to handle an outbreak of a disease that makes people ridiculously violent.
You're more than welcome to wait to be taken I'll be chilling out drinking some Orkney Best.
And when you run out of that you won't be able to get more. When I run out of my tipple of choice I'll head down the shops.
by Mefpan » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:36 am
by Arcanda » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:36 am
by Dominated Earth » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:38 am
DES Global News: Disgruntled nano engineer arrested after unleashing a hoard of screeching slime creatures on Tokyo|DES Inquisition purge the corrupt politicians and law enforcement of Kiev in brutal public executions without trial|Man comes home from work to find his house covered in silk worm silk.
by Mefpan » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:40 am
Dominated Earth wrote:We are talking classic zombies that can only transmit their virus through bite aren't we?
by Dominated Earth » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:42 am
DES Global News: Disgruntled nano engineer arrested after unleashing a hoard of screeching slime creatures on Tokyo|DES Inquisition purge the corrupt politicians and law enforcement of Kiev in brutal public executions without trial|Man comes home from work to find his house covered in silk worm silk.
by Ifreann » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:43 am
And when you run out of that you won't be able to get more. When I run out of my tipple of choice I'll head down the shops.
I don't know if zombies head down the shops for a drink
by Ashmoria » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:44 am
by Shuggy555 » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:45 am
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