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The Opulent Citizenry's Demesne of Glamour
Cordial Islands Archipelago of Polynesia
Earth
Orion Arm
The Milky Way
0730 sharp
20th March 2015 / 29th of Ikthus, 5775
This morning's episode of breakfast television and radio broadcast show, The Daily Illumination, along with its supplementary newspaper, are covering Glamour's impending hosting of the First Global Ball later on in the day. The episode, broadcast nationally and internationally to expatriates, begins with the usual run-down section from the participants, headed by Winona Roo-García, a national celebrity, fashion designer, LGBT activist, political commentator, theatrical actress and singer, designer, runway model, avant-garde artist and acrobat.
"Rise and shine honeys!" says the host, famously known as RooGa, in a sing-song, bitonal voice, "Well, have I got a welcome for you this morning... we will have exclusive coverage of the run up to and the result of the people's venue regarding the First Global Ball, naturally being hosted by Glamour, with highlights from throughout the day from various sources close to the event, including: the Diva herself, scenes from the People's Theatrical Interactive Court of Dissent and Debate, parliamentary party representatives and - of course - live red carpet coverage! But until then, I'd like to welcome today's panel of co-hosts. We have joining me here: the adorable Debbie Hegharty, high ranking Xerox official for intelligence and security surrounding the occasion; socialite, philanthropist, interior designer and events organiser Stephanie Leandro; Jasper Levesque, Minister in Charge of Culture and head of the Cultural Liaisons Association of Glamour; and the beautifully unique classical Untul'e'le' musician, artist and tribal spokesperson Tu'le-nila Be-nahi'ra. I am also happy to add, that since our gorgeous Diva will of course be the hostess of the Ball tonight, I will be taking her place hosting today's daily Dissent and Debate broadcast from the People's Court during its usual slot at 2pm. Today we will also have Tu'le-nila's debut single, interviews with figures of note, a rundown of global and your local news, as well as entertainment sections and guided exercise as well as our amazing competitions! And so, without further ado, treat your pretty little self to that scrumptious breakfast you're considering, and let's, as they say, get the Ball rolling."
Members of the Opulent Citizenry's Demesne of Glamour, groggy in the hazy early hours and beholding the sight of dawn's crack in the sky, are subsequently lulled into the serenity of the morning by a soft, remixed electronica house version of the national anthem as the Daily Illumination's montage opening credits roll.