2016 NFL Offseason

[New Neros]

So what, is Tim Tebow signing with the Eagles or not?

Who gives a shit?

Probably me since I asked about it.

Now scurry along and find me something that says if he is or he isn't.

[Bythyrona]

Who gives a shit?

Probably me since I asked about it.

Now scurry along and find me something that says if he is or he isn't.

By "who gives a shit", I really mean "Tim Tebow is a worthless fucking quarterback that should be banned from the NFL for setting football offenses back four decades and giving ESPN ammunition for a nonstop, twenty-four hour Tebow circlejerk", "Tebow will never be anything but backup fodder on every pro team but the Raiders and Jaguars", and "Google it yourself".

[Equestrian States]

In other news, the Bears still believe in Cutler, according to NFL.com.

Seriously, how much of a beating do the Bears have to go through year after year, before they realize Jay Cutler is a terrible QB?

As a Packers fan, I'm quite happy with them sticking with Cutler. The guy has thrown over 20 interceptions just in games against Green Bay, while Rodgers has only thrown somewhere around 50 or so in his entire career.

[Luminesa]

In other news, the Bears still believe in Cutler, according to NFL.com.

Seriously, how much of a beating do the Bears have to go through year after year, before they realize Jay Cutler is a terrible QB?

As a Packers fan, I'm quite happy with them sticking with Cutler. The guy has thrown over 20 interceptions just in games against Green Bay, while Rodgers has only thrown somewhere around 50 or so in his entire career.

And the Bears gave the Saints a nice win, in December. Early Christmas present for me! X3

[Psycentric]

As a Packers fan, I'm quite happy with them sticking with Cutler. The guy has thrown over 20 interceptions just in games against Green Bay, while Rodgers has only thrown somewhere around 50 or so in his entire career.

And the Bears gave the Saints a nice win, in December. Early Christmas present for me! X3

If only we could find a way to beat Seattle.

[Edward Richtofen]

oh my god they're really going to do it

[New Neros]

Probably me since I asked about it.

Now scurry along and find me something that says if he is or he isn't.

By "who gives a shit", I really mean "Tim Tebow is a worthless fucking quarterback that should be banned from the NFL for setting football offenses back four decades and giving ESPN ammunition for a nonstop, twenty-four hour Tebow circlejerk", "Tebow will never be anything but backup fodder on every pro team but the Raiders and Jaguars", and "Google it yourself".

Someone's mad that handegg is out of season.

[Bythyrona]

By "who gives a shit", I really mean "Tim Tebow is a worthless fucking quarterback that should be banned from the NFL for setting football offenses back four decades and giving ESPN ammunition for a nonstop, twenty-four hour Tebow circlejerk", "Tebow will never be anything but backup fodder on every pro team but the Raiders and Jaguars", and "Google it yourself".

Someone's mad that handegg is out of season.

>someone actually gives a shit about tim tebow
>on the internet
>in 2015
>mfw

[Vilatania]

The truth is that Pete wanted to lose the super bowl. He was sick and tired of hearing about Tom Brady's emotional obsession with winning another super bowl.

[Vilatania]

Who gives a shit?

Probably me since I asked about it.

Now scurry along and find me something that says if he is or he isn't.

You only like him cuz he's pretend Christian.

[New Neros]

Someone's mad that handegg is out of season.

>someone actually gives a shit about tim tebow
>on the internet
>in 2015
>mfw

https://niceme.me/

>lrn 2 meme arrow scrub

[New Neros]

Probably me since I asked about it.

Now scurry along and find me something that says if he is or he isn't.

You only like him cuz he's pretend Christian.

If you want the honest truth, I asked because I don't watch football and my coworker does and mentioned it. I wanted to sound smart ;_;

[United Russian Soviet States]

Probably me since I asked about it.

Now scurry along and find me something that says if he is or he isn't.

By "who gives a shit", I really mean "Tim Tebow is a worthless fucking quarterback that should be banned from the NFL for setting football offenses back four decades and giving ESPN ammunition for a nonstop, twenty-four hour Tebow circlejerk", "Tebow will never be anything but backup fodder on every pro team but the Raiders and Jaguars", and "Google it yourself".

At least ESPN gives him positive attention.

[Bythyrona]

You only like him cuz he's pretend Christian.

If you want the honest truth, I asked because I don't watch football and my coworker does and mentioned it. I wanted to sound smart ;_;

At least ESPN gives him positive attention.

Ha, no.

Tebow should not be playing in the NFL; Skip Bayless' worship of Tebow is completely at odds with reality. There are plenty of other quarterbacks who deserve chances to prove themselves again over Tim Tebow. Tebow's relevance to the National Football League is an entirely media-engineered racket.

On his own, Tebow is easily forgotten like many other failed college superstars in the pros. The Tebow hate machine is something fueled entirely by ESPN media coverage.

[Outer Sparta]

Greg Hardy signs with the Cowboys. Oh great, who's next? Adrian Peterson?

[Armeia]

Greg Hardy signs with the Cowboys. Oh great, who's next? Adrian Peterson?

I know, I wanted him to go to the Pats so bad. At least he's not with the Fins, that would be scary to have Dion Jordan, Suh, and Hardy on the same line, especially if the defensive staff finally learns how to use Jordan effectively.

[Bythyrona]

RIP Chuck Bednarik. One of the finest linebackers of all-time and one of the last true ironmen. An icon of a bygone era.

[Armeia]

Hardy suspended 12 games....

I'm sad to see one of my favorite players getting his name dragged through the mud right now to appease feminists and SJWs.

[Luminesa]

RIP Chuck Bednarik. One of the finest linebackers of all-time and one of the last true ironmen. An icon of a bygone era.

The last of the 60-minute men, they say. Being born in 1996, I never saw him play, obviously. Nor am I a diehard Eagles fan, though I do respect them. But regardless of the team he played on, I have nothing but utmost respect for a man who served our country, raised five girls (being one of three girls, I know raising five had to be a nice challenge), and played fearless football out on the gridiron. These days, if someone hit like Bednarik did, they'd be called "dirty". Sure, there are truly dirty players in the NFL today (*Cough, cough* Suh *Cough, cough*) But Bednarik's grit came from serving in WWII, and that's true grit. He didn't give an inch, and if he did it was only when he was driving someone into the turf. Nothing dirty about his playing, linebackers and defensive linemen can learn a ton from him on how to be a leader and a man.

God bless you, Bednarik. May you rest in peace, may the Lord shine His good face upon you in Heaven, and I hope to see you on the Other Side, one day.

[Bythyrona]

Hardy suspended 12 games....

I'm sad to see one of my favorite players getting his name dragged through the mud right now to appease feminists and SJWs.

...what? Suspending him is absolutely nothing in the realm of "dragging him through the mud" - he paid off his accuser after his conviction for assault in a court of law. I'm neither an SJW nor an internet feminist, I simply find that assertion patently absurd.

[Armeia]

Hardy suspended 12 games....

I'm sad to see one of my favorite players getting his name dragged through the mud right now to appease feminists and SJWs.

...what? Suspending him is absolutely nothing in the realm of "dragging him through the mud" - he paid off his accuser after his conviction for assault in a court of law. I'm neither an SJW nor an internet feminist, I simply find that assertion patently absurd.

He didn't pay her off, he was convicted in a bench trial by a judge which doesn't mean a lot and she backed out when he appealed. She made up the story to get back at him for kicking her out his house.

[Outer Sparta]

Anyone make a mock draft for 2015? Here's mine:
1st pick: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-14)
Mock pick: Jameis Winston, QB

2nd pick: Tennessee Titans (2-14)
Mock pick: Leonard Williams, DT

3rd pick: Jacksonville Jaguars (3-13)
Mock pick: Dante Fowler Jr, DE

4th pick: Oakland Raiders (3-13)
Mock pick: Amari Cooper, WR

5th pick: Washington Redskins (4-12)
Mock pick: Randy Gregory, OLB

6th pick: New York Jets (4-12)
Mock pick: Marcus Mariota, QB

7th pick: Chicago Bears
Mock pick: Vic Beasley, OLB

8th pick: Atlanta Falcons
Mock pick: Shane Ray, DE

9th pick: New York Giants:
Mock pick: Brandon Scherff, OT

10th pick: St. Louis Rams
Mock pick: Trae Waynes, CB

11th pick: Minnesota Vikings
Mock pick: La’el Collins, OT
(previous pick: Andrus Peat, OT)

12th pick: Cleveland Browns
Mock pick: Kevin White, WR

13th pick: New Orleans Saints
Mock pick: Bud Dupree, OLB

14th pick: Miami Dolphins
Mock pick: Marcus Peters, CB

15th pick: San Francisco 49ers
Mock pick: Arik Armstead, DT
(previous pick: Eddie Goldman)

16th pick: Houston Texans
Mock pick: DeVante Parker, WR

17th pick: San Diego Chargers
Mock pick: Ereck Flowers, OT
(previous pick: TJ Clemmings, OT)

18th pick: Kansas City Chiefs
Mock pick: TJ Clemmings, OT
(previous pick: Kevin White, WR)

19th pick: Cleveland Browns (from Buffalo)
Mock pick: Danny Shelton, DT

20th pick: Philadelphia Eagles
Mock pick: Jalen Collins, CB
(previous pick: Marcus Peters, CB)

21st pick: Cincinnati Bengals
Mock pick: Malcolm Brown, DT)
(previous pick: Alex Carter)

22nd pick: Pittsburgh Steelers
Mock pick: Landon Collins, SS
(previous pick, Gerod Holliman, FS)

23rd pick: Detroit Lions
Mock pick: D.J. Humphries, OT
(previous pick: Malcolm Brown, DT)

24th pick: Arizona Cardinals
Mock pick: Eli Harold, OLB
(previous pick: Melvin Gordon)

25th pick: Carolina Panthers
Mock pick: Cedric Ogbuehi, OT

26th pick: Baltimore Ravens
Mock pick: Eddie Goldman, DT
(previous pick: Bud Dupree, OLB)

27th pick: Dallas Cowboys
Mock pick: Melvin Gordon, RB

28th pick: Denver Broncos
Mock pick: Andrus Peat, OT

29th pick: Indianapolis Colts
Mock pick: Cameron Erving, C

30th pick: Green Bay Packers
Mock pick: Benadrick McKinney, MLB

31st pick: New Orleans Saints (from Seattle)
Mock pick: Dorial-Green Beckham, WR

32nd pick: New England Patriots
Mock pick: Todd Gurley, RB
(previous pick: Cameron Erving)

[United Russian Soviet States]

Anyone make a mock draft for 2015? Here's mine:
1st pick: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-14)
Mock pick: Jameis Winston, QB

2nd pick: Tennessee Titans (2-14)
Mock pick: Leonard Williams, DT

3rd pick: Jacksonville Jaguars (3-13)
Mock pick: Dante Fowler Jr, DE

4th pick: Oakland Raiders (3-13)
Mock pick: Amari Cooper, WR

5th pick: Washington Redskins (4-12)
Mock pick: Randy Gregory, OLB

6th pick: New York Jets (4-12)
Mock pick: Marcus Mariota, QB

7th pick: Chicago Bears
Mock pick: Vic Beasley, OLB

8th pick: Atlanta Falcons
Mock pick: Shane Ray, DE

9th pick: New York Giants:
Mock pick: Brandon Scherff, OT

10th pick: St. Louis Rams
Mock pick: Trae Waynes, CB

11th pick: Minnesota Vikings
Mock pick: La’el Collins, OT
(previous pick: Andrus Peat, OT)

12th pick: Cleveland Browns
Mock pick: Kevin White, WR


13th pick: New Orleans Saints
Mock pick: Bud Dupree, OLB

14th pick: Miami Dolphins
Mock pick: Marcus Peters, CB

15th pick: San Francisco 49ers
Mock pick: Arik Armstead, DT
(previous pick: Eddie Goldman)

16th pick: Houston Texans
Mock pick: DeVante Parker, WR

17th pick: San Diego Chargers
Mock pick: Ereck Flowers, OT

(previous pick: TJ Clemmings, OT)
18th pick: Kansas City Chiefs
Mock pick: TJ Clemmings, OT

(previous pick: Kevin White, WR)
19th pick: Cleveland Browns (from Buffalo)
Mock pick: Danny Shelton, DT

20th pick: Philadelphia Eagles
Mock pick: Jalen Collins, CB

(previous pick: Marcus Peters, CB)
21st pick: Cincinnati Bengals
Mock pick: Malcolm Brown, DT
Actual pick:
(previous pick: Alex Carter)
22nd pick: Pittsburgh Steelers
Mock pick: Landon Collins, SS
(previous pick, Gerod Holliman, FS)

23rd pick: Detroit Lions
Mock pick: D.J. Humphries, OT
(previous pick: Malcolm Brown, DT)

24th pick: Arizona Cardinals
Mock pick: Eli Harold, OLB
(previous pick: Melvin Gordon)

25th pick: Carolina Panthers
Mock pick: Cedric Ogbuehi, OT

26th pick: Baltimore Ravens
Mock pick: Eddie Goldman, DT
(previous pick: Bud Dupree, OLB)

27th pick: Dallas Cowboys
Mock pick: Melvin Gordon, RB

28th pick: Denver Broncos
Mock pick: Andrus Peat, OT

29th pick: Indianapolis Colts
Mock pick: Cameron Erving, C

30th pick: Green Bay Packers
Mock pick: Benadrick McKinney, MLB

31st pick: New Orleans Saints (from Seattle)
Mock pick: Dorial-Green Beckham, WR

32nd pick: New England Patriots
Mock pick: Todd Gurley, RB
(previous pick: Cameron Erving)

The Chargers keep on drafting players that are not well known. It is disappointing.

[Edward Richtofen]

TEBOW IS BACK!
*SLUGS JAMEIS WINSTON IN THE FACE*
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... hia-eagles

I seriously doubt he's going to make the roster but I'm just thrilled to hear that he's back.
Anyone think he has a shot?

[Bythyrona]

TEBOW IS BACK!
*SLUGS JAMEIS WINSTON IN THE FACE*
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... hia-eagles

I seriously doubt he's going to make the roster but I'm just thrilled to hear that he's back.
Anyone think he has a shot?

Camp fodder, most likely.