Ask Jeeves Bot

[Rashuta]

What do the bots generally do?

Plot the downfall and extermination of all mankind.

That's North Korea. The bots are commies!

holy shit, next there will be man eating alpacas!!!!!!!! Fuck fuck fuck

[Mad hatters in jeans]

It's for the mods, they plant these bots on troublesome posters then when they aren't looking the bots eat up the posters nation and account, thereby banning them, and if the poster chooses to return the bot just follows the IP address, then boom, again.
they leave no one alive, except one turn coat mod that's how i found out.
the bots will be the downfall of NSG you can count on that.
I got my bombshelter ready for when they hack into skynet. (i love how they actually called a satellite skynet, i bet it was to scare all the conspiracy theorists)

[Sorgan]

Asks Jeeves things.

By ask you mean tell, by Jeeves you mean the CIA, and by things, you mean which people are freedom haters that need their phones tapped.

[Erastide]

The bots (all of them) are just there to make the forum searchable and in the case of Google, give us the ads that pay for this forum's existance.