In order to provide additional personnel for the Avdrean Armed Forces Slave Corps, we would like to purchase the following slaves:
Species: Human
Sex: Male
Age: 18-40
Aptitude: Doesn't matter
Approx height: 180+ cm
Approx weight: Ideal
Physical Build: Athletic
Skills required: Knows how to fire guns
Acceptable Defects: Mild
Quantity: 5,000,000
Maximum cost: NS$ 3,000,000,000,000
Payments will be taken from our defense budget. Please inform us if the maximum cost is too low.
And as for Uncle Vladimir's pleasure division, we would like to purchase one slave to this specification:
Species: Neko
Sex: Female
Age: 13-25
Aptitude:
Approx height: 145-155 cm
Approx weight: See build
Physical Build: The ideal build for the specified height, preferably A-cup breasts, attractive
Skills required: Fluent in English, basic literacy
Acceptable Defects: Negligible, preferably none
OOC: Really hope you're still in business.