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Luxan Imperial Narcotics (The ONLY narcotics store on GE&T)

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Luxan Imperial Narcotics (The ONLY narcotics store on GE&T)

Postby Primordial Luxa » Wed Feb 04, 2015 3:45 pm


-----Overview-----


Narcotics are one of the most important markets in the Luxan Empire due to their domestic and internal sales. The total legalization of all substances in the Luxan Homeland means that people are free to partake in drugs and narcotics to their hearts content and the legalization of selling them overseas to certain countries increases their demand. The following is a catalog of all major Luxan recreational drugs which are being offered by private companies for overseas consumption. Feel free to request any amount or variety of these products. Be aware that the Luxan Empire will not sell products to countries where they are illegal. In addition the Luxan Empire and the companies in it take no responsibility for any negative repercussions of using these products such as, but not limited to, addiction, withdraw, overdose, injuries, health problem, effects on brain, behavioral problems, and birth defects.

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-----Alcohol-----


Curse Wine
Imbibed as part of dark rituals and incredibly popular throughout the Luxan Empire, Cursewine is an insane combination of dangerous chemicals and fine wine. The power of the mixed chemicals and alcohol reportedly grants the favor of the gods and is known to cause people to have vivid lucid dreams the night after ingesting it. The drug itself is not addictive but the dreams are so wonderful that people become hooked on their sensations.
Typical whole sale cost is $500 a bottle. Average serving size 5.Oz
Final Kiss
This thick and well treated wine is distilled from the last gasps of religious servants as they are slowly suffocated with their own entrails. Final Kiss has an exquisite bouquet of despair and desperation which is brewed into every drop. This rare chemical can be specially brewed depending on what religious figure you desire most.
Typical wholesale cost is $1000 a bottle. Average serving size 5.Oz

----- Cannabinoids-----


Hashish
Typical wholesale cost is $900 a kilogram.
Marijuana
Typical wholesale cost is $1500 a Kilogram.
Obscura
One of our more common narcotics, obscura is widespread across the global due to its immense popularity. As an old and established drug, the effects have become standardized and are relatively dependable. Obscura can be ingested in a number of ways from injection, inhalation, skinpatch, and more. Obscura users enter a pleasant dream-like state for up to five hours.
Typical wholesale cost is $1500 a Kilogram. Average serving size is 2 grams

----- Opioids-----


Heroin:
Typical wholesale cost is $25,000 a Kilogram
Opium
Typical wholesale cost is $10,000 a kilogram
Jeep juice
A powerful relaxant that calms the body while exciting mind. People find themselves over taken by a strange lethargy that makes moving strenuous whiling increase the speed at which people can internal process information. A wonderful drug for meditation and contemplation.
Typical wholesale cost is $10,000 a Gallon. Average serving size is 4. Oz
Glimmer dust
Cultivated from the nests of Glimmerwings in Q’Sal, this highly addictive drug cause’s people to feel incredibly relaxed and the substance has been compared to a deep body massage that lasts for nearly a day.
Typical whole sale cost is $3000 a kilogram. Average serving size is 4 grams.
Zydrate
A specialized liquid synthesized from corpses and various relaxants. Zydrate is an addictive anesthetic that numbs all feelings of pain. Mainly given to surgery patients or people that have recent undergone painful operations Zydrate is a high grade painkiller for people that want instant and power relief from their agonies.
Typical wholesale cost is $15,000 a kilogram. Average serving size is 10 grams.

----- Stimulants-----


Cocaine
Typical wholesale cost is $10,000 a kilogram. Average serving size is 1 gram
Amphetamine (Speed)
Typical wholesale cost is $2000 a kilogram
Methamphetamine (Meth)
Typical wholesale cost is $20,000 a kilogram
Lace
An incredibly common drug in Luxa this cocktail of various synthetic chemicals and industrial plants causes the user to unlock and feel a strange sensation that doctors and scientists have yet to identify. Neither positive nor negative and lacking any real earthly description you gotta feel it to believe it. But all agree it is an incredibly enjoyable experience and incredibly addictive.
Typical wholesale cost is $30 a cup, $480 a Gallon, $4000 for ten gallons. Average serving size is 6.Oz
Frenzon
The generic name for a variety of combat drugs often used within gladiator arenas, frenzon is also used by pit fighters and mercenary kill-teams. Once administered, the subject becomes fearless and fanatical in combat for roughly an hour. During this time the drug also increases adrenaline and pain tolerance while slightly dulling focus and intelligence. Severe hormone damage has been reported in cases of overuse.
Typical wholesale cost is $4500 a kilogram. Average serving size is 5 grams.
Maniac
Composed of a thick black powder and a favorite of depraved princelings of the Middle East and Asia, Manic induces exactly the emotional state its name suggests. Feelings and sensations become exaggerated and uncontrolled as the user feels a sense of boundless energy lasting for one to three hours
Typical wholesale cost is $12,000 a kilogram. Average serving size is 1 gram.
Satrophine
Satrophine is a tremendously powerful drug that enhances the user’s reflexes, strength, and endurance, but causes a slow retardation of personality. If taken more than 40 times people will enter a state similar to lobotomy, a condition Luxa will not take accountability for.
Typical wholesale cost is $1200 a kilogram. Average serving size is 6 grams.
Laughing Meat
A powerful stimulant Laughing Meat is made from the diluted flesh of highly venomous Laughing People. It slowly burns away the nerve ends of users causing agonizing pain while manipulating the brain to feel unbearable joy. This mixture of sensations is wonderful and addictive.
Typical wholesale cost is $14,000 a kilogram. Average serving size is 40 grams.
Nuke
A highly refined and amplified version of cocaine this liquid can cause intense feelings of energy and alertness, extremely elevated mood and supremacy more powerful than any other ecgonine derivative or tropane alkaloid simulant. Taken via a liquid injection into the neck.
Typical wholesale cost is $22,000 a kilogram. Average serving size is 2 grams.
Recnat
Made by feeding ants specially designed narcotics and then brewing them into a single frothing stew Recnat is a delightful substance that causes the user to gain powerful feeling of euphoria and hyperactivity.
Typical wholesale cost is $12,000 a kilogram. Average serving size is 15 grams.
Blue Fire
Also known as Cerulean Flames to the nobility and other social elites and simply Blue to gangers, blue fire comes as small crystals that shine as if they had absorbed the sky on a perfectly clear day. When dropped in a vessel of water they dissolve, releasing a heatless flame of an even stronger hue. Users quickly breathe the cold fire into their lungs, where it rapidly travels in shivering tingles through the nerveways to the brain, lighting their eyes into glowing sapphires and igniting consciousness.
Typical wholesale cost is $15,000 a kilogram. Average serving size is 10 grams.

----- Club Drugs-----


Methylene-dioxy-methamph-etamine (Ecstasy)
Typical wholesale cost is 5$ a pill, $2500 for 500 pills. Average serving size is 2 pills
Flunitrazepam (Roofies)
Typical wholesale cost is $4 a pill, $2000 for 500 pills. Average serving size is 1 pill.
GHB (Liquid Ecstasy)
Typical wholesale cost is $2000 a kilogram. Average serving size is 3 grams
Milk Plus (Moloko Plus)
A white liquid substances infused with vellocet, synthemesc, or drencromcauses this drug sends pleasurable tingles through the entire body will create a general sense of pleasure and happiness.
Typical wholesale cost is $20 a cup, $320 a Gallon, $3200 for ten gallons. Average serving size is 5.Oz
Layout
Layout is a wonderful new drug that causes all sensations to become so powerful than for a few minutes after ingesting all stimuli cause Orgasms. Yes, you heard it right folks a combination of various pheromones, sexual enhancers and psychoactive substances which has the potential to make sex all but a formality.
Typical wholesale cost is $20,000 a kilogram. Average serving size is 5 grams.
Painbringer
The consumer of this drug is wracked by slowly mounting and progressive stronger pains and spasms until their body expires from stress. Frequently used throughout Luxa as a party drug this substance can be a wonderful experience for those already jaded to other more traditional drugs which have lost their edge.
Typical wholesale cost is $6000 for ten Gallons. Average serving size is 8.Oz

----- Dissociative Drugs-----


Ketamine (Valium)
Typical wholesale cost is $2000 a kilogram
PCP and analogs (Angle Dust)
Typical wholesale cost is $3000 a kilogram
Salvia divinorum
Typical wholesale cost is $550 a kilogram
Dextromethorphan (DXM)
Typical wholesale cost is $500 Kilogram
Retcon
A mind erasing compound that obscures the past 30 minutes of a person’s life for each pill taken. This drug is great for secret agents and government agencies. Warning memories may resurface in dreams and brain damage is possible.
Typical wholesale cost is $50 a pill, $22,500 for 500 pills. Average serving size is variable.
Soma
The drug Soma has a variety of effects; mostly, it numbs one’s perception of reality and dull one’s emotions. It has been described as having “all the advantages of Christianity and alcohol, none of their defects.” A power and useful depressant for those undergoing large amounts of mental stress or trying to control anxiety.
Typical wholesale cost is $5 a pill, $2250 for 500 pills. Average serving size is 1 pill.
Dylar
Dylar is a super experimental and top-secret remedy for the fear of death. This drug effects people mostly existentially making them happier and more optimistic in general as they are longer worried about the passage of time or abstract concepts of nonexistence. However it has been reported to causes major brain damage, stroke and insanity so we ask people be careful when using it until we iron out the kinks. Lasts about a week.
Typical wholesale cost is $500 a pill, $225,000 for 500 pills. Average serving size is 2 pills

----- Hallucinogens-----


LSD (Acid)
Typical wholesale cost is $5 a pill, $2250 for 500 pills. Average serving size is 1 pill.
Mescaline (Peyote)
Typical wholesale cost is $200 a kilogram
Psilocybin (Shrooms)
Typical wholesale cost is $900 a kilogram
Soy Sauce
A thick black substance this drug causes user to have vivid hallucination. Made from a combination of LSD, DMT and other less mentionable substances this drug can have people running around totally imaginary worlds for weeks.
Typical wholesale cost is $35,000 a Kilogram. Average serving size is 3 grams.
Spook
Spook is one of the more popular drugs in the Luxan Empire, for it allows the user to temporarily enter a trace like state of rapturous agony where they claim to be able to talk to the dead.
Typical wholesale cost is $200 a kilogram. Average serving size is 5 grams.
Splinter mind
Splinter mind is an incredibly rare and strange narcotic that gives a person a form of synesthesia. Synesthesia being a neurological phenomenon in which stimulation of one sensory or cognitive pathway leads to automatic, involuntary experiences in a second sensory or cognitive pathway. Most commonly people will associate words or symbols with colors but other times they can cause people to taste certain things when specific words are spoken.
Typical wholesale cost is $10,000 a kilogram. Average serving size is 2 grams.
Sperentin
This drug causes the user to briefly gain a neurological disorder called Allochiria. During this the user responds to stimuli presented to one side of their body as if the stimuli had been presented at the opposite side. Thus a touch to the left arm will be reported as a touch to the right arm.
Typical wholesale cost is $1500 a Kilogram. Average serving size is 3 grams.
D-Dust
Though its full name is daemon dust, few use that term openly. Others call it bone, for legend has it that this chalky white powder flecked with pink threads is the milled remains of those beings not native to this reality. Still others claim it is the dusty residue they exhaled in deep panting breaths, burning the air with the energies running through their unnatural lungs. A dose of “dust” or “d” is commonly inhaled through the nostrils or rubbed into the gums and acts quickly, causing vivid hallucinations that always seem to be of some strange creatures or landscapes.
Typical wholesale cost is $35,000 a Kilogram. Average serving size is 1 gram
Grave Lotus
This drug is a near death experience in pill form. Upon ingesting it the user will feel overcome by light chills and cold perspiration as their mind begin to think that it is about to die for some unknown reason. No death or injury actually occurs rather this substance triggers certain natural instincts. This typically causes people to assume the fetal position, cry and generally have dark psychological revelations.
Typical wholesale cost is $14 for 1 pill and $7000 for 500 pills. Average serving size is 1 pill.

----- Other Substances-----


Anabolic steroids (Anadrol, Oxandrin, Durabolin, and Depo-Testosterone)
Typical wholesale cost is $900 a kilogram.
Black Meat
This powerful substance consisting of the flesh of a giant black centipede special grown in Luxa and which tastes like tainted cheese. It is so overpoweringly delicious and nauseating that the Meat Eaters spend their time frantically gorging themselves on it, barfing, and gorging themselves again and again, until they pass out from exhaustion.
Typical wholesale cost is $35,000 a Kilogram. Average serving size is 50 grams.
Bulb Blood
Made for cyborgs and AI’s this powerful electronic virus causes a user’s robotic sensors and cognitive process’s to go haywire. It eventual puts the programs into a state where they are receiving and fulfilling simple commands giving them a sense akin to peace.
Typical wholesale cost is $60 a dose, $30,000 for 500 doses. Average serving size is 1 dose.
Adrenilight
A combination of both a pill and chemical compound this concoction is used to increase adrenaline and testosterone as well as provide dozens of powerful vitamins. Typically used as a performance enhancer or general strength booster.
Typical wholesale cost is $45 a cup, $675 a Gallon, $6,250 for ten gallons
Barrage
Barrage is a tar like liquid that enhances the user’s physical abilities for a short period of time but rapidly causes damage to the strained flesh. Strange adrenaline like chemical flood the blood stream increasing muscle strength and reflexes however this chemical soon leaves through the pores causing agonizing pain.
Typical wholesale cost is $900 a kilogram. Average serving size is 20 grams.
De-Tox
A common component in many medical kits, this powerful drug can negate the effects of most dangerous toxins if administered fast enough. A dose immediately ends the ongoing effects, both positive and negative, of any drugs, toxins or gases affecting a person. Using de-tox is both painful and debilitating, causing such unpleasant side effects as expulsion of fluids from almost every bodily orifice.
Typical wholesale cost is $30 a pill, $1500 for 500 pills. Average serving size is 1 pill.
Hypex
Made out of Marijuana, Opium, Heroin, crushed up ecstasy, Clorox, methadone, subutex, Morphine, Peyote, and angle dust this drug is fairly mundane by Luxan standards but is incredibly popular overseas especially in eastern Europe. Giving a person a mixtures of highs and lows in rapid succession this product is not to taken lightly.
Typical wholesale cost is $30,000 a kilogram. Average serving size is 1 gram
Sweep
Sweep is a bizarre chemical commonly used to cure addiction to other drugs. Ironically, Sweep is itself quite addictive, and dulls the senses of those who consume it.
Typical wholesale cost is $30 a pill, $1500 for 500 pills. Average serving size is 2 pills
Mortis
This compound lowers a person biological process, heart rate, breathing pattern, and body temperature rendering the user a corpse to all but the most dedicated of examiners. Users who have taken Mortis are so near death for the following 4 – 40 hours. Be warned this drug is potentially fatal even in small does’s and our safety guarantee doesn’t apply to Mortis.
Typical wholesale cost is $15,000 a kilogram. Average serving size is 5 grams.

-----Religious Substances-----


Mnophka
A narcotic derived on Venus, it has a devastating effect on the human physiology. It causes the user to experience extreme "time-compression" - although he cannot move faster than normal, it seems to him that he senses time flowing at a much higher rate, causing him to suffer sensory overload. Physical tissue trauma is consistent with the amount of subjective time the user has experienced.
Typical whole sale cost is $1,000,000 a kilogram. Average serving size 5 gram.
Selenine
Derived from a fossilized lichen found on the Moon, selenine (in the form of a solution) is an "infallible serum", a universal cure for cancer and many other ailments.
Typical whole sale cost is $2,000,000 a kilogram. Average serving size is 15 grams.
Clithni
A clear, emerald liquid which is found in geysers located in dormant volcanoes on Ganymede. Clithni has rejuvenative and anagathic properties. Should be stored as ice to maintain effective lifespan
Typical wholesale cost is $3,000,000 a kilogram. Average serving size is 15 grams.
Liao, aka the Plutonian drug
A fine, white powder derived from fossilized plant material located beneath the frozen gasses that form Pluto's surface, Plutonium sends the user's mind into a strange fugue, wherein he experiences all the moments of the future and the past as a series of bas-relief images stretching off to the right and left. The sensation lasts for up to half an hour, during which time the user can retrace his past experiences or even trace his path into the future. Due to the subjective time it takes to navigate this experience, it seems likely that the user can perceive at most a day or so in either direction.
Typical whole sale cost is $4,000,000 a Kilogram. Average serving size is 10 grams.

----- Bundles-----


Test Pack
Half bottle of Curse Wine and Final Kiss.
10 Grams of Hashish, Marijuana, Obscura, Heroine, Opium, Glimmer Dust, Zydrate, Cocaine, Amphetamine (Speed), Methamphetamine (Meth), Frenzon, Maniac, Satrophine, Laughing Meat, Nuke, Recnat, Blue Fire, GHB (Liquid Ecstasy), Layout, Ketamine (Valium), PCP and analogs (Angle Dust), Salvia divinorum, Dextromethorphan (DXM), Mescaline (Peyote), Psilocybin (Shrooms), Soy Sauce, Splinter Mind, Spook, Sperentin, D-Dust, Anabolic steroids (Anadrol, Oxandrin, Durabolin, and Depo-Testosterone), Black Meat, Barrage, Hypex, Mortis,
5 Pills of Methylene-dioxy-methamph-etamine (Ecstasy), Flunitrazepam (Roofies), Retcon, Soma, Dylar, LSD (Acid), Grave Lotus, Detox, Sweep,
1 Quart of Jeep Juice, Lace, Milk Plus (Moloko Plus), Painbringer, Adrenilight
Price: $6000 You Save: $3000 (33%)
Intelligence Agency Starter Pack
Super soldier Starter Pack
Party Pack



-----Making Orders-----


Please use the following form to purchase any quantity of the above products.
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(quantity) of (substance) for (price X quantity)
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Postby Primordial Luxa » Thu Feb 05, 2015 5:46 pm

  • One kilogram of Zydrate
    • Ideally, we would like it packaged in the classic individual "Little Glass Vials". Two or three replacement guns are also requested if possible; we have friends that also enjoy surgery, surgery...
  • Two bottles of Final Kiss
    • We wish for these to be brewed on behalf of the Unspeakable One, if possible. I am familiar with the Luxan's dedication to Lord Cthulhu, but with the advent of a recent eclipse, I pray our lords have managed to tolerate one another however briefly.
  • One Kilogram of Layout
  • One Kilogram of Splinter Mind
  • One Kilogram of Painbringer

The final cost should tabulate to $53,000 NSD; if there are any errors, please feel free to correct them. The address for shipment will be enclosed in a secure attachment along with this message.

Radorlis wrote:120 bottles of curse wine for the grand duchy council and 5 bottles of final kiss for the king and his ministers total cost
65.000$ if wrong please correct

    100 Bottles of Curse Wine @ $50,000
    10 kg of Glimmer Dust @ $30,000
    10 kg of Blue Fire @ $150,000
    10 kg of Layout @ $200,000
    500 pills of Retcon @ $22,500
    5 kg of Grave Lotus @ $35,000
    3000 pills of Sweep @ $9,000
    5 kg of Mortis @ $75,000
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Postby Schmedvick » Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:00 pm

I represent some shady investors looking to heal the imploded economy of the people of schmedvick. Our government allows legal consumption, but we feel bringing in more product will strengthen our economy. . Plus, once their addicted, we can charge them for drugs that lead to more drug abuse; we'll be rich, Rich, RICH!!!

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Postby Primordial Luxa » Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:56 pm

Schmedvick wrote:I represent some shady investors looking to heal the imploded economy of the people of schmedvick. Our government allows legal consumption, but we feel bringing in more product will strengthen our economy. . Plus, once their addicted, we can charge them for drugs that lead to more drug abuse; we'll be rich, Rich, RICH!!!


The Luxan Government does not condone addiction, overdosing or overusing any of our substances.
We actively condemn any and all abuses of our product although we do not take responsibility for them.
Do you have an actual request or purchase rather than merely a sinister plot?
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Postby Ankroia » Thu Feb 05, 2015 9:43 pm

we would like to have a gas form of last kiss in good supply for grenades and death row prisons so that they get what they deserve death by lack of breathing may we hear your response in the near future"
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Postby The Aspari Syndicate » Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:24 pm

Greetings on behalf of the Aspari Syndicate!

Mere words fail to adequately express the excitement and joy that filled me when I discovered that the Luxan Empire was at last offering its rare and exquisite pharmaceuticals to the world at large. Having been privileged with the opportunity to visit glorious Luxa in my youth, I can speak for myself as well as many Syndicated Citizens when I say that our nation has been awaiting this day for some time. You are about to discover a rare and lucrative market for your precious goods; with a near-total lack of both drug regulation and taxation, anything that you sell Syndicate-side will be pure profit. As a matter of fact, your production sector may have difficulty keeping up with the newfound breadth of demand.

This brings me to the first section of our offer: We wish to offer you some space for both cultivation and storage of your pharmaceuticals in the Cardinal City of Aspari South. There will of course be the matter of rent and fees, but we can certainly negotiate that after the fact; I am quite willing to square away such small details in exchange for a personal supply of Zydrate and Layout. Simply a sub-offer to consider, for your benefit; I'm an experienced and careful user, so worry not about whether I can handle such... potent goods. If you are interested, feel free to inquire with me regarding spaces available.

The second component of our offer is a full-scale free trade agreement regarding your pharmaceuticals. The people of the Aspari Syndicate have lived free of the oppression of closed-minded drugs laws, and such goods are carefully regulated for both quality and purity. The right to choose what goes into a Citizen's body is held quite dear, and we are happy to endorse the opportunity to experience altered states of mind. Therefore, we wish to request your permission to commence large-scale importation of all listed goods.

As mentioned early, market probes and analysis have indicated that the introduction of so many new opportunities to the market will ensure both a substantially positive response, as well as a consistently higher rate of pharmaceutical usage. Therefore, the final component of our offer: If possible, we wish to acquire domestic production rights for the majority of the locally producible drugs. While this does not include the rarer items, such as Glimmer Dust, D-Dust, or Black Meat, we have a substantial manufacturing infrastructure for the pharmaceutical industry, and we can handle some of the oddest demands... Even a few that are not of this world. We can offer, in addition to mere financial options, a few of our own local specialties that I feel could prove quite popular in your storefront as well. If you are interested, I would be delighted to follow up with you once more.

To conclude, I have a personal order as well. Please find it below, and deliver with utmost confidentiality.

  • One kilogram of Zydrate
    • Ideally, we would like it packaged in the classic individual "Little Glass Vials". Two or three replacement guns are also requested if possible; we have friends that also enjoy surgery, surgery...
  • Two bottles of Final Kiss
    • We wish for these to be brewed on behalf of the Unspeakable One, if possible. I am familiar with the Luxan's dedication to Lord Cthulhu, but with the advent of a recent eclipse, I pray our lords have managed to tolerate one another however briefly.
  • One Kilogram of Layout
  • One Kilogram of Splinter Mind
  • One Kilogram of Painbringer

The final cost should tabulate to $53,000 NSD; if there are any errors, please feel free to correct them. The address for shipment will be enclosed in a secure attachment along with this message.


We sincerely hope that you will consider our offer, and we look forward to doing business with your nation in the future.

Warmest regards,

Calico Argent
Director of Acquisitions
The Aspari Syndicate
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Ankroia wrote:we would like to have a gas form of last kiss in good supply for grenades and death row prisons so that they get what they deserve death by lack of breathing may we hear your response in the near future"
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-Her (Luxan) Royal-Imperial Majesty, The Witch Theagan of the Luxan Imperial Homeland-





To: Calico Argent
From:The Sovereign Mistress of the Regalia and Talos Kingdoms in the Imperial Homeland and Mistress of the Department of Development and the Department of Trade. The Witch Theagan Avatar of the Black Goat of the Woods.
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Dear Calico Argent

In regards to your first offer I am happy to say that several of the companies in the Luxan Empire have expressed interested in expanding production into your nation. GeneCo the main producer of Zydrate and Grey Crescent the firm behind layout have both agree to take you up on your offer for a life time supply of their product in exchange for ease of business. In total six major companies are interested in building in your nation each requires roughly 10,000 square feet worth of space and will employ roughly 200 citizens from your nation.

As for your second request, we are happy to hear that your nation is undergoing such positive societal change. I will consult further with the companies I am helping conduct this transaction but for the most part they seem very keen on the idea of expanding their shipping region to include you nation and slowly but deliberately expand sales in your nation. You most likely can expect to see small franchise based stores appearing to test consumer demand.

Thridly while the companies organized here are eager to do business with you they seem slightly hesitant to begin production in your country immediately but assure me that if demand continues to grow and it come profitable to do so they will look at opening up factories in your nations.
That will be all as I eagerly wait for your reply to my plea to you,
The Witch Theagan-
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Postby Ankroia » Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:46 pm

1000 truck sized barrels

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Postby Primordial Luxa » Fri Feb 06, 2015 1:26 pm

Ankroia wrote:1000 truck sized barrels

That is not a unit of measurement we use.
Please read the catalog and post a real purchase.
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Postby Radorlis » Sat Feb 07, 2015 11:37 am

120 bottles of curse wine for the grand duchy council and 5 bottles of final kiss for the king and his ministers total cost
65.000$ if wrong please correct

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Postby Primordial Luxa » Sat Feb 07, 2015 11:43 am

Radorlis wrote:120 bottles of curse wine for the grand duchy council and 5 bottles of final kiss for the king and his ministers total cost
65.000$ if wrong please correct


Thank you for you business.
Your request has been shipped and should arrive shortly.
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Postby Mareepistan » Sat Feb 07, 2015 11:57 am

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"Glory to Our Glorious Dear Leader"

Good day to you at Luxan Imperial Narcotics. I, Glorious Dear Leader, would like to place an order for not only the consumption of myself, but for the consumption of my friends and family and other associates. Henceforth, I (or we) would like to order...
    100 Bottles of Curse Wine @ $50,000
    10 kg of Glimmer Dust @ $30,000
    10 kg of Blue Fire @ $150,000
    10 kg of Layout @ $200,000
    500 pills of Retcon @ $22,500
    5 kg of Grave Lotus @ $35,000
    3000 pills of Sweep @ $9,000
    5 kg of Mortis @ $75,000

For a grand total of $571,500. If we're impressed we may come back.

Signed, His Excellency, Glorious Dear Leader of the Glorious Democratic People’s Republic of Mareepistan, Admiral of the Seas, General Field Marshal, Unopposed Top Gun of the Skies, Supreme Commander of the entirety of the Glorious People’s Revolutionary Army of Mareepistan, Beloved Oppressor of the Mareepistani People, President Prime Minister, Invincible and All Triumphant, Vanquisher of Zionists, Undemocratically Elected Autocrat of the Mareepistani Motherland, First Human in Space, Holder of 4,291 World Records, including Longest Time Hopping On One Leg Clockwise While Wearing A Pig Hat With One Ear Flipped Up And Strumming A Guitar On Back, Excellent Swimmer, including Butterfly, Master of All Sex Positions, Righteous and Lawful Emperor of the World, Defender of all Homelands, including Motherlands and Fatherlands, Führer of all the Germanic Peoples, Lord Protector and Defender of the Mareepistani Capital District, Ender of World Hunger, Keeper of the Constitution, Head Judge of Mareepistan has Talent, Chairman of the Official Jennifer Lawrence Fan Club, Nightmare of Filthy Capitalist Pig-Dogs, Enemy of the Heretic, Slayer of All Tyrants, Chief Executive of Mareepistan Military Armaments, Champion of the 2015 Mareepistan Racing League, Undisputed King of Major League Gaming, Clan Leader of both Faze and Optic, Unparalleled Quickscoper and Trickshotter, Holy Master of Humanity, Son of the Eternal President, Divinely Appointed Absolute Unifier of the Master Race of the Nordic Origin, Guardian of the Light, Inventor of the Nuclear Tank, Winner of Mareepistan’s Next Top Model for 14 years running, Brilliant Genius, and Ruthless Merciless Brutal Protector of the Precious yet Expendable people of the Mareepistani Motherland and all their various and numerous sub-races, may his humble and most popular reign over the entirety of Mareepistan and Humanity stand the test of time, even through the flames of nuclear hellfire, so that he may serve and protect the peoples of the Earth and all other species of the Cosmos everlastingly and lovingly.

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Postby Primordial Luxa » Sat Feb 07, 2015 1:57 pm

Mareepistan wrote:-


Thank you for you business.
Your request has been shipped and should arrive shortly.
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Expression of Interest: Opening Trade Negotiations

Postby Sasbaaddon » Sat Feb 07, 2015 8:12 pm

To Whom it May Concern:

I am Morgath, Minister of Trade for his Eminance the Dark Lord Ashtaroth of the glorious nation of Sasbaaddon - WA Deligate for the Underword Region and one of the Gateways to Hell.

It is pleasing to find a nation with such a wonderful array and breadth of selection of narcotics such as you offer. While it may behoove some to place paltry orders on an "as needed" or one-time basis, I have been empowered by the Dark Lord to extend and offer of a "different" sort.

We who revel in the oppression of the souls that fill our borders seek a more all-encompassing means if distracting those poor souls from the bondage that is their lot in afterlife to the Dark Lord and his minions. As such I offer your nation the exclusive chance to establish import, storage, manufacturing and storefront facilities within our borders - tax free and with ample souls available to staff your needs at rock-bottom wages. Our only request for such exclusivity, is but a share of a paltry 25% of profits from your operations. You will also enjoy "preferred" status in our trade markets, and our military and police forces are under orders to allow you freedom to do as you wish - including experimentation on souls should it be needed.

As a token if our goodwill we send to you gifts consisting of 1 trained Hellhound (our national animal), 1 million skulls (our national currency currently trading at par with the Cdn $), and a black onyx stone of souls used recently in a ritualistic sacrifice and blessed by his Dark Eminance himself.

We look forward to your consideration of this proposal of trade.

Regards,

Morgath, Minister of Trade for his Eminance the Dark Lord Ashtaroth of the glorious nation of Sasbaaddon - WA Deligate for the Underword Region and one of the Gateways to Hell.

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Postby Angrivantis » Sun Feb 08, 2015 3:57 am

----- BEGIN TRANSMISSION -----

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

I AM SENDING YOU THIS TELEGRAM IN ORDER TO NOTIFY YOUR ORGANIZATION - LUXAN
IMPERIAL NARCOTICS - OF A HALLUCINOGEN KNOWN COLLOQUIALLY AS "HOLY WATER" BY
THE CITIZENS OF THE ALMIGHTY IMPERIAL THEOCRACY OF ANGRIVANTIS. THIS SUBSTANCE
IS A CLEAR, ODORLESS, TASTELESS LIQUID WITH A VISCOSITY SIMILAR TO WATER, BUT
IS INFUSED WITH VARIOUS PROPRIETARY HALLUCINOGENS DERIVED FROM LYSERGIC ACID
DIETHYLAMIDE ("LSD"), O-ACETYLPSILOCIN, AND METHYSERGIDE. EFFECTS INCLUDE
STRONG/VIVID HALLUCINATIONS AND PAIN RELIEF. THE SUBSTANCE IS MOST FREQUENTLY
CONSUMED ORALLY BY DRINKING; HOWEVER, IT IS REPORTED THAT BOILING "HOLY WATER"
AND INHALING THE VAPORS ACHIEVES A QUICKER AND MORE POTENT EFFECT. SUGGESTED
DOSAGE FOR A HEALTHY ADULT HUMAN IS 100ML.

I HAVE BEEN AUTHORIZED BY THE ALMIGHTY IMPERIAL THEOCRACY OF ANGRIVANTIS TO
SUPPLY YOUR ORGANIZATION WITH "HOLY WATER" AT THE FOLLOWING WHOLESALE PRICE:

N$250/LITER

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN OBTAINING "HOLY WATER" FOR RESALE BY YOUR
ORGANIZATION, PLEASE RESPOND POST HASTE.

SINCERELY,

MIKHAIL, SON OF AUGUSTUS
ALMIGHTY IMPERIAL THEOCRACY OF ANGRIVANTIS
HOUSE OF BLESSED SUBSTANCES

----- END TRANSMISSION -----

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Postby Primordial Luxa » Sun Feb 08, 2015 11:07 am

Sasbaaddon wrote:-

-Her (Luxan) Royal-Imperial Majesty, The Witch Theagan of the Luxan Imperial Homeland-





To: Morgath
From:The Sovereign Mistress of the Heden Kingdom in the Imperial Homeland and Mistress of the Department of Development and the Department of Trade. The Witch Theagan, Avatar of the Black Goat of the Woods.
Encryption:HIGH
Subject:Narcotics sales




Dear Morgath

I have spoken with several companies in the Luxan Empire regarding your proposal and they have all expressed an interest in opening bases of operation in your nation. They also send their thanks for your generous offer and you’re token of good will.

Unfortunately many of them see 25% as much too high of a tariff to properly conduct business in your nation. Such a high level of taxation would force them to reduce supply in your nation to levels they are sure you would not find applicable. In response they offer to give your government a 5% cut on all sales instead.

That will be all as I eagerly wait for your reply to my plea to you,
The Witch Theagan-
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Postby Primordial Luxa » Sun Feb 08, 2015 11:11 am

Angrivantis wrote:-

Unfortunately the various narcotics organization of the Luxan Empire are not interested in paying for narcotics they themselves can produce for cheaper.
As such your offer has been rejected as it is simpler for our companies to simple make the product themselves something many of them will be doing.
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Postby Sasbaaddon » Tue Feb 10, 2015 4:38 pm

Primordial Luxa wrote:
Sasbaaddon wrote:-

-Her (Luxan) Royal-Imperial Majesty, The Witch Theagan of the Luxan Imperial Homeland-





To: Morgath
From:The Sovereign Mistress of the Heden Kingdom in the Imperial Homeland and Mistress of the Department of Development and the Department of Trade. The Witch Theagan, Avatar of the Black Goat of the Woods.
Encryption:HIGH
Subject:Narcotics sales




Dear Morgath

I have spoken with several companies in the Luxan Empire regarding your proposal and they have all expressed an interest in opening bases of operation in your nation. They also send their thanks for your generous offer and you’re token of good will.

Unfortunately many of them see 25% as much too high of a tariff to properly conduct business in your nation. Such a high level of taxation would force them to reduce supply in your nation to levels they are sure you would not find applicable. In response they offer to give your government a 5% cut on all sales instead.

That will be all as I eagerly wait for your reply to my plea to you,
The Witch Theagan-


If perhaps you can accept our counter offer of a generous 10%, and confirmation of tax free standing on all operations within our borders perhaps we can finalize the arrangement

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Postby Primordial Luxa » Tue Feb 10, 2015 4:40 pm

Sasbaaddon wrote:
Primordial Luxa wrote:
-Her (Luxan) Royal-Imperial Majesty, The Witch Theagan of the Luxan Imperial Homeland-





To: Morgath
From:The Sovereign Mistress of the Heden Kingdom in the Imperial Homeland and Mistress of the Department of Development and the Department of Trade. The Witch Theagan, Avatar of the Black Goat of the Woods.
Encryption:HIGH
Subject:Narcotics sales




Dear Morgath

I have spoken with several companies in the Luxan Empire regarding your proposal and they have all expressed an interest in opening bases of operation in your nation. They also send their thanks for your generous offer and you’re token of good will.

Unfortunately many of them see 25% as much too high of a tariff to properly conduct business in your nation. Such a high level of taxation would force them to reduce supply in your nation to levels they are sure you would not find applicable. In response they offer to give your government a 5% cut on all sales instead.

That will be all as I eagerly wait for your reply to my plea to you,
The Witch Theagan-


If perhaps you can accept our counter offer of a generous 10%, and confirmation of tax free standing on all operations within our borders perhaps we can finalize the arrangement


That is acceptable to some of our companies.
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Postby Sasbaaddon » Wed Feb 11, 2015 6:02 pm

Primordial Luxa wrote:
Sasbaaddon wrote:
If perhaps you can accept our counter offer of a generous 10%, and confirmation of tax free standing on all operations within our borders perhaps we can finalize the arrangement


That is acceptable to some of our companies.


Very well, 7 %, and you only pay if you profit.... If losses are incurred I pay to break even your costs :)

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Postby Primordial Luxa » Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:21 pm

Sasbaaddon wrote:
Primordial Luxa wrote:
That is acceptable to some of our companies.


Very well, 7 %, and you only pay if you profit.... If losses are incurred I pay to break even your costs :)


The rest of the companies are willing to accept that bargain.
Thank you very much for your business.
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Postby Dubrovka » Thu Feb 12, 2015 8:47 pm

Our government would like to purchase 200 Kilograms of Marijuana and Obscura as well of 25 Kilograms of DXM and LSD.
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Postby Sasbaaddon » Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:01 am

Primordial Luxa wrote:
Sasbaaddon wrote:
Very well, 7 %, and you only pay if you profit.... If losses are incurred I pay to break even your costs :)


The rest of the companies are willing to accept that bargain.
Thank you very much for your business.


Excellent ! Dark Lord Ashtaroth himself will attend the signing ceremonies and had approved permission for you to set up operations wherever you might require !

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Postby Primordial Luxa » Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:32 pm

Dubrovka wrote:Our government would like to purchase 200 Kilograms of Marijuana and Obscura as well of 25 Kilograms of DXM and LSD.


Fantastic you will be receiving your order shortly
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