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World Factbook Entry : Unibot

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The Anarcho-Pacifistic Corporatocracy of Unibot
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Introduction

Unibot, the nation, was the eccentric creation of Eduard Heir. Heir, early in life was an artist and a robotics-major who emerged from Stash Kroh, an industrious, subterranean society. Although, known to be impulsive and foolish, Heir is also a genius (though an absentminded and romantic one) having engineered several impressive feats of robotics and nanotechnology that revolutionized the modern cosmetic industry. Such inventions brought him fame and fortune –- and later, political power as the president and ambassador of a corporatocracy that spawned from his corporation, Heir Industries inc., which famously combined the Arms Manufacturing and the Cosmetics industry to create a shocking megacorporation. Eduard helped to further the legal divide between his megacorporation and the nation it spawned for its employees, by naming the nation-state, "Unibot", after his envisioned 'grand invention' which has never been built or even publicly discussed.

Unibot employs between 6-10 million employees every year, exporting to countries all across the universe –- with a revenue stream that allows Heir (the Corporate Executive Officer of Heir Industries and President of Unibot) to waste astronomical amounts of currency on pointless business ventures such as glow-in-the-dark cars, and phonetic-toilets that can read the newspaper for the user. Eduard Heir represents the affairs of Unibot in the hallowed halls of the World Assembly, when he is not found gallivanting around the Applied Science Wing of Heir Industries' various laboratories.

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Economy

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Economy

As an affluent, high-tech industrial society in the billion-dollar class, Unibot's economy is based on the sole revenue and profit of Heir Industries. Employees of Heir industries do not have to pay an income tax to Unibot, however they must remain employed with Heir Industries in some fashion to receive a wage and benefits, and the right to live in Unibot. Unibot exports nearly all of its cosmetics, and pharmaceutical based products, and exports the entirety of its lethal or harmful weaponry and/or technology. Employees are mandated to live in the provided suburbs for employees, which are designated to individuals according to their wage and their number of dependents. Employees are also encouraged to undergo extensive cybernetic and cosmetic surgery in addition to psychoactive reconditioning therapy to increase their overall productivity, worker enthusiasm, attitude, promiscuity and aesthetics. Heir Industries is a leading global manufacturer of cosmetics, industrial robots and is contracted by various nations for defense purposes, every year, with a steady and profitable clientele from its own region. Unibot is the manufacturer of industrial robots for everything from automotive and metal fabrication to food and chemical production in addition to plastics -- and exports skin-care lotions, powders, perfumes, lipsticks, makeup, hair dyes, sprays and gels, deodorants, baby products, bath oils and many other types of cosmetic items to the most prosperous of nations, with a solid consumer reputation. Vegetation and a small agriculture system in Unibot, provides the rest of the employees of Heir Industries with a varied nutrition which ensures that Unibot can be independent from food importation. Primary materials, such as raw metal, oil and wood, are purchased and imported generally from third world countries for Heir Industries' manufacturing sector in Unibot.


Gross Domestic Product


GDP / Revenue:
    $241,683 billion (2011), $202.711 billion (2010 est.)

GDP - real growth rate:
    +9% (2011), -1% (2010 est.)

GDP - per capita:
    $41,732.513 (2011), $31,674 (2010 est.)

GDP - Composition by Sector (Retail Sales):
    Cosmetics: (11%) $ 22.1 billion (2010 est.)
    Pharmaceuticals: (26%) $ 53.3 billion (2010 est.)
    Arms Manufacturing: (33%) $ 67.2 billion (2010 est.)
    Aerospace and Defense Technology: (%2.2) $ 4.6 billion (2010 est.)
    Robotics: (%0.3) $ 6.02 million (2010 est.)
    Other Sectors: (%25.1) $ 50.6 million (2010 est.)
Exchange Rate:
    Eduard (UNED) per USD - $2.14 (2011), 2.23 (2010), 2.1364 (2009), 1.025 (2008)

Labor force

Employees:
    5,634,877 (2011), 6,215,680 (2009 est.)

Unemployment (Senior/Child) Rate:
    2.41% (2011), 2.88% (2009 est.)

Average Annual Income:
    $13,861 (2010 est.)

Average Wage:
    $8.23 per hour (2010 est.)

Gini Coefficient:
    49.3 (2009 est.)[1]

Labor force - by occupation:
    Retail/Sales: 4.1%
    Marketing: 1%
    Research & Development: 15%
    Agriculture: 5%
    Human Resources: 1.3%
    Finance: 1%
    Custodial: 5.6%
    Manufacturing/Production: 45%
    Managerial: 6%
    National Construction: 8%
    Services: 10%


[1] Statisticians estimate that if the board of directors and the president's annual income were included, this statistic would inflate to an astronomical number (94.5). The annual income of a Board Executive is $1.19 million, and the annual income of the Unibotian President and CEO, Eduard Heir is $5.36 billion. The net worth of Eduard Heir is in-excess of $100 billion. (2009 est.)
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People

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People

Nationality:
    Noun: Unibotian(s)
    Adjective: Unibotian

The populace of Unibot is entirely composed of the employees of Heir Industries, who are primarily a homogeneous community. Few citizens of Unibot do not contribute to Heir Industries, with the exception of a small contingency of children and elderly people that are dependent on an employee for their living. Children of Unibot will traditionally be employed by Heir Industries by the age of seven; however some will not contribute to the workforce till fifteen to seventeen (after their education) if they plan on being an associate of the Research and Development, or the Financial department of Heir Industries. Male laborers generally contribute to the consistent, 42% annual turnover rate of Heir Industries’ employees and Unibot’s emigrants. Reasons for leaving typically include that their workplace left them unsatisfied after twenty years with no promotion to a management position. There is a significant gender disparity among higher executives in Unibot. Only 39% of executives are female, and that disparity is even less for those of ethic minorities, who represent 21.3% of all executives. Most executives are male, above 50, and caucasian.

Demographic

Population:
    5,791,240 (2011), 6,400,000 (2009 est.)
Population Growth Rate:
    -0.052% (2011) 0.13% (2009 est.)
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Crude Birth Rate:
    1.3 per 1000 persons (2011), 2.6 per 1000 persons (2009 est.)
Crude Death Rate:
    14.2 per 1000 persons (2011), 4.9 per 1000 persons (2009 est.)
Net Migration Rate:
    -39 per 1000 persons (2011), 36 per 1000 persons (2009 est.)
Age Structure:
    0-14 : 15.2% (2009 est.)
    15-64: 68.1% (2009 est.)
    65+: 16.7% (2009 est.)
Average Age:
    39.7 years old. (2009 est.)
Median Age:
    38 years old. (2009 est.)
Gender Distribution:
    Male : 39.5% (2009 est.)
    Female: 60.5% (2009 est.)
Ethnicity (Race):
    Caucasian/White : 68.2% (2009 est.)
    African-American/Black: 23.6% (2009 est.)
    Asian 4.2% (2009 est.)
    Hispanic/Latino 3.3% (2009 est.)
    East Indian 1.3% (2009 est.)
    Non-Human/Other 0.3% (2009 est.)
Language (Fluency):
    English (official): 83.8% (2009 est.)
    Traditional Unibotian (official): 41.6% (2009 est.)
    Other: 19.6% (2009 est.)
Literacy (age 15 and over can read and write):
    35% (2011), 18% (2010), 16% (2009 est.)[1]
Religion:
    Zasredoism (Za-redo-ism): 52.6% (2009 est.) [3]
    Occult: 22.6% (2009 est.)
    Protestant: 9.5% (2009 est.)
    Other: 0.3% (2009 est.)
    None: 15.0% (2009 est.)

Standard of Living


Personal freedoms are unusually high in Unibot, as there is no formal law enforcement other than the security department of Heir Industries, additionally; there is no formal law to disobey, when one is not attending their workplace. However, various psychoactive reconditioning therapy treatments that are compulsory for employees of Heir Industries (as apart of their orientation programs) have been criticized in the media for ‘brainwashing’ or otherwise, cognitively promoting a heterosexual, monogamist, optimistic, hypergamist, obedient, pacifistic demeanor. As citizens are unlikely to deviate from these norms, the culture is extremely homogenous – however as no formal law exists, there have been instances where deviants have immigrated to Unibot to practice homosexuality or polyamorous and naturist beliefs, and/or use recreational drugs freely. Education in Unibot, is scarce and minimal, employees of Unibot receive onsite training, and pamphlets to instruct themselves on mathematics and language. ‘Home schooling’ for children from parents or formal educators is still widely popular, however lately, there has been a fair minority of parents who opted to have their children educated with an alternative educational philosophy that provides a naturalistic, spiritual and primal environment for children to learn in. Furthermore, poor environmental practices, a general lack of recreational physical activity, and a minimal employee health insurance package (which provides only 42% of employees with coverage) in Unibot, contributes to a substantially lower life expectancy than other development nations boast.

Life Expectancy:
    80.73 (2011), 79.6 (2010), 79.6 (2009 est.)
Gross Enrollment Ratio:
    21.9% (2011), 21.7% (2010), 21.1% (2009 est.)
Human Development Index:
    0.747 (2011), 0.688 (2010), 0.683 (2009 est.)
Pacitalian Development and Advancement System (PDAS):
    D+ (2010 est.) [2]



[1] The traditional Unibotian language is a strictly oral language, thus it is likely the low written literacy statistic is a product of it's oral nature;

[2] Pacitalian Development and Advancement System (PDAS) is an alternative to the CHDI or UNHDI measurements of human and social development. This score is unofficial, an official ranking would be administered on an annual basis by the Pacitalian government, through the Directorate of Human and Social Development and the Directorate of Foreign Affairs.

[3] Zasredoism is a belief system fundamentally based in love, unity, friendship, life, death, absurdism, peace and the universe’s boustrophedonical progression to equilibrium through the harmonics of Sixty-Four. Zealous believers deeply worship Lucy of the celestial and scintillating heavens, and the all-merciful Walrus, and fear the wickedness of the Taxman, and his demidevils… Mean Mister Mustard and Maxwell Elliotson, the hammer wielding adjudicator of death.
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Government

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Government

Political Structure


Country Name:
    Conventional long form: The Anarcho-Pacifistic Corporatocracy of Unibot
    Conventional short form: Unibot
Government type:
    A constitutional demo-corporatocratic republic
Capital:
    Name: Unibot Town
    Population: 10,240 (2009 est.)
Administrative divisions:
    There are no formal divisions, although 'East', 'West' and 'Central' Unibot are traditionally used by locals;
Major Cities:
    Name: West Odessa
    Population: 1,408,000 (2010 est.)
    Name: Fort Eva
    Population: 732,100 (2010 est.)
    Name: Lennonton
    Population: 1,024,000 (2009 est.)
    Name: Central Odessa
    Population: 832,000 (2009 est.)
Date of Incorportation:
    April 10th, 1970
Constitution:
    Consisting of unwritten and written corporate by-laws and executive decisions; the Articles of Incorporation, the founding documents of the nation includes the corporate mission statement, and the Certificate of Incorporation of 10 April 1970, which created Heir Industries Inc. and recognized its affiliated corporatocracy, Unibot;
International Organization Participation:
    Unibot was an official member-nation of the World Assembly (WA) from May 26 2008 - Nov. 9 2008, until it was determined to be in breach of WA rules by the World Assembly Intelligence Committee and was ejected and barred from re-joining. As of recently, Unibot has acted as an active observer, and submits resolutions and complies through the usage of a mission. Generally, Unibot boasts its compliance with World Assembly regulations as a non-member, though its compliance to GA#21 and GA#7 is questionable;

Sociopolitical Overview


Failed States Index:
    44.2 [Moderate] (2009 est.)[1]
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Unibot has had a stable, democratic government for some time and it is likely to remain that way. Although impressive economic growth is counter-balanced by the increasing gap between the rich and the poor, and rapid development projects are creating immense environmental pollution. Unibot also continues to suffer from human and labor rights violations carried out directly by the state. One area in need of improvement is uneven development, due to the fact that employment in the various sectors of the economy is often divided along ethnic lines. Nonetheless, Unibot is relatively stable and prosperous and is likely to remain so in the foreseeable future.


Executive and Legislative Branch


Unibot, as a corporatocracy is democratically run with employee ownership. Employees are given a share of Heir Industries after they have been employed with them for two years. An assembly of stockholders, which includes all said employees directly elect by plurality, the board of directors. The board of directors, is a fifteen member body of elected members who jointly oversee the activities of Heir Industries -- internally, they'll appoint a Chairman of the Board, a President and/or Chief Executive Officer, vice president(s), Chief Officers, a Secretary, an assistant secretary, a treasurer and an assistant treasurer. It is the duty of the Board of Directors to:

  • Govern the corporatocracy by establishing broad legislative policies, by-laws and objectives;
  • Select, appoint, support and review the performance of the chief executive;
  • Ensure the availability of adequate financial resources;
  • Approve annual budgets;
  • Address stockholders and employees on the organization's performance.

As of June 5th 2010, the Board of Directors consists of:

    President and Chief Executive Officer:
      Eduard Heir
    Executive Vice President:
      Ulaş Dorenbos
    Senior Vice President:
      Bartholomew Stroeken
    Chairman of the Board:
      Walter Freeman
    Vice Chairman:
      Annique Alberda
    Chief Technical Officer:
      Dr. Eimert Elbertse
    Chief Financial Officer:
      Cemil van Houte
    Chief Marketing Officer:
      Emelie Haveman
    Chief Security Officer:
      Sgt. Ewoud Middleton
    Chief Medical Officer:
      Elisa Steenbrink
    Secretary:
      Mathijs Eveleens
    Assistant Secretary:
      Thirza van Weert
    Treasurer:
      Zakariae Stuijt
    Assistant Treasurer:
      Ramon Vanderend

All of the following directors seek reelection in the 40th Annual Shareholders' Convention, from July 1-7.


[1] The Failed States Index is based on twelve indicators of state vulnerability - four social, two economic and six political. The indicators are not designed to forecast when states may experience violence or collapse. Instead, they are meant to measure a state's vulnerability to collapse or conflict.
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Geography

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Geography

Geographical Characteristics


Unibot is the second largest island of the Dharmanic Eastern Islands, and is the seventieth largest island in the Eastern Islands. The island is elevated slightly inland and is surrounded by a large coastal plain. Most major towns and cities are located inland. All lakes in Unibot are man-made, although there is a rather large lagoon encompassing the eastern shore of Unibot. The climate in Unibot is tropical, with hot and humid weather and distinct rainy and dry seasons, although higher inland regions such as the nation's capital are more temperate. Some regions on the south coast, such as the plains in the Bartel parish, are relatively dry rain-shadow areas. Unibot occasionally experiences storm damage from hurricanes, floods and landslides, however Heir Industries has implemented an extensive emergency warning system.

Total Area:
    14,387 km2 (1972 est.)
Comparative Area:
    Slightly larger than Connecticut.
Population Density:
    445 p/km2 (2009 est.)
Land use (Agricultural):
    Arable crops: 7.6% (2009 est.)
    Permanent crops : 5.57% (2009 est.)
Natural resources:
    Uranium, Gold, Petroleum, Natural Gas, Tritium, Manganese, Marble;
Maritime claims > Territorial sea
    15 nautical mile
Terrain:
    Coastal plains rise to interior hills; low-lying coral atolls enclosing large lagoons.
Average Temperature:
    27oC-37oC ~ very little variation in the seasons. (2008 est.)
Environmental Performance Index (EPI) Score:
    44.75 [3] (2010 est.)
Kardashev Scale:
    0.397 (2009 est.)
Annual Emissions:
    Carbon: 26.3 g of Co2/kwh (2009 est.)
    Greenhouse Gases: 15.625 metric tons per person (2009 est.)
Outside Air Pollution:
    15.3 ug/m3 (2009 est.)
Access to Sanitation:
    39% of Unibotians have a secure access to basic sanitation; (2009 est.)
Access to Water:
    89% of Unibotians have a secure access to water; (2009 est.)
International Environmental Obligations:
    Unibot has no formal international obligations to regulate its environmental impact;


Parishes


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Unibot is divided into 17 parishes that have no administrative relevance. The parishes represent the traditional divisions made by the original landowners, merchants and discoverers from centuries ago who claimed the eastern island that is modern-day Unibot. Some parishes are named after the original land or plantation owner (Roel, Gerben, Crowley..), others are named after the King who sponsored the expedition or the initial land-claim (Aloysius, Johan, Ceres..) and others are named after the original community or settlement that existed in that area (New Werner, New Arjan.) The capital parish, Heir, was named after the founder and current president of Unibot.

1. Roel
    Area: 671.8 km2 (1972 est.)
    Population: 308,849 (2009 est.)
    Focus: Cosmetics Research & Development
2. Marius
    Area: 702.7 km2 (1972 est.)
    Population: 413,528 (2009 est.)
    Focus: Agriculture, Cosmetics Importation
3. Cobus
    Area: 1363.8 km2 (1972 est.)
    Population: 459,909 (2009 est.)
    Focus: Cosmetics Manufacturing and Exportation.
4. Gerben
    Area: 760.9 km2 (1972 est.)
    Population: 412,013 (2009 est.)
    Focus: Robotics Research & Development
5. Ceres
    Area: 1014.4 km2 (1972 est.)
    Population: 416,410 (2009 est.)
    Focus: Robotics Manufacturing, Textile Production
6. Robrecht
    Area: 1014.4 km2 (1972 est.)
    Population: 313,786 (2009 est.)
    Focus: Metals, Raw Materials, Mining, Extraction, Refining, Importation
7. Heir
    Area: 319 km2 (1972 est.)
    Population: 60,905 (2009 est.)
    Focus: Political Capital, Marketing
8. New Werner
    Area: 774.6 km2 (1972 est.)
    Population: 505,220 (2009 est.)
    Focus: Robotics Exportation
9. Theo
    Area: 1058.9 km2 (1972 est.)
    Population: 596,768 (2009 est.)
    Focus: Arms Manufacturing Research & Development
10. Johan
    Area: 973.3 km2 (1972 est.)
    Population: 349,459 (2009 est.)
    Focus: Arms Manufacturing Assembly
11. Bartel
    Area: 1740.6 km2 (1972 est.)
    Population: 240,743 (2009 est.)
    Focus: Arms Manufacturing Production & Exportation, Nuclear Power Production
12. Aloysius
    Area: 1237 km2 (1972 est.)
    Population: 349,250 (2009 est.)
    Focus: Aerospace and Defense Technology Research and Development
13. Crowley
    Area: 990.4 km2 (1972 est.)
    Population: 435,476 (2009 est.)
    Focus: Aerospace and Defense Technology Exportation
14. Meint
    Area: 641 km2 (1972 est.)
    Population: 499,510 (2009 est.)
    Focus: Aerospace and Defense Technology Production
15. New Arjan
    Area: 510.8 km2 (1972 est.)
    Population: 402,663 (2009 est.)
    Focus: Agriculture, Fishing
16. Marten
    Area: 671.8 km2 (1972 est.)
    Population: 344,454 (2009 est.)
    Focus: Agriculture, Fishing, Marketing
17. Port Cordlow
    Area: 140.4 km2 (1972 est.)
    Population: 291,058 (2009 est.)
    Focus:
      Port Cordlow is a historic pirate community, which lies about fifteen nautical miles off of the Unibotian shore, Heir Industries intends to experiment with 'solar capturing technology' there, but no facilities have been built yet -- construction is slated to begin by 2015.



[1] Environmental Performance Index (EPI) ranks countries on 25 performance indicators tracked across ten policy categories covering both environmental public health and ecosystem vitality. These indicators provide a gauge at a national government scale of how close countries are to established environmental policy goals.
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Pacifism


Generally speaking, Unibotians are strictly pacifists. They are opposed to war and violence as a means of settling disputes and/or gaining advantage. Unibotian pacifism is traditionally rooted in deontological philosophies, with Unibotians viewing that every human being has the duty to respect one another's right to live and inhabit the universe. Unibot can maintain such a strong anti-militaristic view without too much opposition or exploitation by foreign forces because Heir Industries is such a leading arms manufacturer in the international market, that it supplies many of the globally militant nations in the world that Unibot would otherwise be threatened by.

For ceremonial purposes, Unibot does maintain a small ceremonial armed forces and navy. Members of the Unibotian Ceremonial armies wear a florescent and flamboyant uniform not unlike something a member of a marching band would wear in a technicolor film, and our encouraged to grow mustaches and keep their hair long -- in the case of female officers, just the latter, obviously. Sergeant is the highest rank in the Unibotian Ceremonial armies. Military history of the Unibotian Naval Army includes a naval blockade of IASEN slave-ships [1], using yellow-painted submarines. Heir Industries has recently published several corporate by-laws on the subject regarding the security of Unibot to safeguard against non-customers attempting to steal products (particularly firearms and weapon technology). Heir Industries has protected Unibot with several non-lethal security systems that is operated by the Unibot Security Team and the Unibot Defense Force (UDF), which supposedly includes directed-energy and electromagnetic technologies, laser induced plasma channels, malodorants, as well as sonic and pressured air weaponry.

Basic Military Information


Military branches:
    Unibotian Armed Forces: Unibot Ceremonial Defense Force (UCDF)
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    A typically sergeant uniform in the UCDF.

    Unibotian Navy: Unibot Ceremonial Naval Defense Force (UCDNF)
    Unibotian Air Force: Unibot Defense Force (UDF)

Military service age and obligation:
    18 years of age for voluntary military service, women may serve in any military branch, no conscription; (2008)
Manpower available for military service::
    Age 16-49: 3,633,066 (2010 est.)
Manpower fit for military service:
    Age 16-49: 3,002,555 (2010 est.)
Manpower reaching militarily significant age annually:
    Age: 17,156 (2010 est.)
Military expenditures:
    1.0% of GDP (2010 est.)


[1] IASEN stands for the International Association of Slave Exporting Nations which Unibot is strongly opposed to.
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Communication

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Communication

Telephones - main lines in use:
    3.68 million (2008 est.)
Telephones - mobile cellular:
    4.33 million (2008 est.)
Telephone system:
    General Assessment: excellent service provided by modern technology
    Domestic: domestic satellite system with about 300 earth stations
    International: Country Code: +821; submarine cables provide links to international mainlands; satellite stations provide numerous opportunities for telecommunications; (2008 est.)
Radio broadcast stations:
    AM 646, FM 100.3, FM 106.3 (2008 est.)
Television broadcast stations:
    20 (2008 est.)
Internet country code:
    .unbo
Internet hosts:
    111,015 (2009 est.)
Internet users:
    1.086 million (2008 est.)
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Team Profile
My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:

  • Choose my goalscorers Y
  • Godmod scoring events Y
  • RP injuries to my players Y
  • Godmod injuries to my players Y
  • Hand out yellow cards to my players Y
  • Hand out red cards to my players Y
  • Godmod other events Y

Style Modifier: + 2.8
Formation: 6-2-2-1
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Unibot's Home and Away Kits
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Home Kit
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Away Kit

Unibot's National Stadium
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Heir Stadium
Location: Unibot Town, Heir.
Capacity: 70,869

Unibotian Football Federation
Unibot's WC54 Roster


Roster Key
Image* Addicted to Opium
Image* Alcoholic
Image* Avid Smoker
Image* Improving Recently
Image* Playing injured
Image* Recovering
Image* Struggling Recently



Staff
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FM. Genrih Nahimov, Manager, 43 Image Image
10 Caps, 1 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
A morose man, who has attended more wars than football matches -- considered one of the veterans of association football in Unibot. A leg injury negated his ability to play as a young striker, which was the end to his team (the club dissolved shortly thereafter). He now walks with a slight hobble and is known to drink a few dry martinis before every game.

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HC. Alekseevič Gladkov, Head Coach, 49 Image
7 Caps, 3 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
A diligent, ernest gentleman who pursues professional football with a passion -- rumor has it that he left his law practice to take up football after only seeing the game (being played in a muddy moor with sticks for goalposts) being played once. His coaching-style is that of a meticulous but benevolent schoolteacher, he prefers a cup of crimson tea with a jigger of brandy for lunch.

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AC. Alekseevič Gladkov, Assistant Coach, 33 Image
5 Caps, 2 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Gladkov, a con-man who pretends to be clairvoyant, got involved with football following a prison sentence, he found it similar to the rugby that the prisoners would occasionally play -- his creativity has been used in the creation of unusual plays. Gladov enjoys a pint of beer for supper every evening.

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EM. Varlam Skobelev, Equipment Manager, 24 Image
Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
He never played football, but Skobelev sure thinks it looks like fun. Varlam, once a beggar, joined the staff as the Equipment Manager when he defeated Rodney "the bull" Raleigh in a messy bar fight, Raleigh had planned on laying a beating down on Unibot's veteran football player, Feliks Buharin. Varlam was offered the position as a warm thank-you. Skobelev is known to drink just about any alcoholic drink that some how comes into his possession.

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TD. Dr. Lev Degtârëv M.D, Physician, 41 ImageImage
✯✯✯½ out of ✯✯✯✯✯
Degtârëv graduated from Medical school with honors but was sued for malpractice a few years ago by an angry husband who had learned his wife was having intercourse with Degtârëv in his practice's office. He likes to play an out-tune mandolin and smoke opium, both of which he often conducts will he dignoses his patients. His favorite drink is notoriously water, which is strange considering the greater chance of bacterial proliferation in water than in alcohol -- a risk that Degtârëv would be well aware of.

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TS. Dr. Mihajlovič Rudenko M.D, Field Surgeon, 56 Image Image
✯½ out of ✯✯✯✯✯
A field surgeon who has participated in several wars. Rudenko is prone to liking to amputate even when it isn't unnecessary.. which of course is improper for a surgeon for a professional football team. He is also known to drink heavily with a flask of brandy in his left hand and his scalpel in his right.

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HN. Nurse Tatiana Berezovskij, Head Nurse, 54
✯✯½ out of ✯✯✯✯✯
Crusty ol' Nurse Berezovskij also has experience from the war, where she learned to treat her patients like pieces of meat and practiced the art of maternal benevolence ("mother knows best"). She enjoys snickering at the silly fictional works of Nurse Nightingale and occasionally drinking a cup of Earl Grey that can't even begin to warm her reptilian blood.


Goalkeepers
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1. Pëtr Âbločkov, GK, 26 - UCDF A.C.F Image Image Image
2 Caps, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Pëtr Âbločkov pioneered a playing style that involved more mobility. He was the first goalkeeper in Unibot to wear gloves and the first one to leave the penalty area to defend his goal. Pëtr is illiterate, but a crafty man who distinctively lacks a left ring finger from an injury he suffered in an adolescent pistol duel. His favorite drink is a glass of a stiff sherry.

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12. Isaak Skrâbin, GK, 19 - Marius Marauders Image
Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Currently learning the ropes of goalkeeping from Âbločkov, Skrâbin is a young hopeful who hopes to avoid a career as a coalminer by becoming a professional footballer. Although he is a light drinker, he prefers a glass of scotch over just about anything but football.


Defenders
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2. Garri Kalašnikov, C/LB, 28 - New Werner Warlocks Image Image Image
1 Cap, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
One of the teams' veterans, Kalašnikov is a courageous player with quite a bit of height over his fellow players which often allows him to contest balls in the air. He is a part-time train conductor, a roman catholic and is married with eight children. His favorite drink is two glasses of Sloe Gin with a jigger of molasses. Currently suffering from an acute pain in his left knee.

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3. Vasilʹevič Belinskij, C/RB, 24 - Robrecht Marvericks Image Image
Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Vasilʹevič Belinskij is a burly, tall brick. His friends would call him "the wall" if he had any. He is a mute, and is particularly slow at running, but overtly aggressive. He seems to mumble quite a bit when his mother feeds him a Shot of Creme De Cassis and tequillia.

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13. Ivanovič Hruŝëv, C/LB, 29 - Gerben Serpents Image Image Image
Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
This burly fellow's main claim to fame is that he "scored" the first goal in The Unibotian Football League on the first day of the inaugural season for the Gerben Serpents against their rivals, Cobus Laraha. Unfortunately, his goal was scored into his own net, thereby scoring an "own goal". He is very violent and aggressive, prone to sudden bursts of extreme behavior. Hruŝëv was convicted of pickpocketing when he was eleven, and spent two years in prison. His favorite drink is a beer-stein full of single malt whiskey.

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14. Mihajlovič Plehanov, C/RB, 23 - UCDF A.C.F Image Image Image
Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
A ladies' man, who oftentimes isn't too focused on the game, Plehanov likes to play dirty and push from behind. In football however, he is a fairly passive player and often is criticized for being scared of threats. Nonetheless, Plehanov is a dedicated war veteran and enjoys a large glass of Kölsch.


Midfielders
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4. Lukič Bukovskij, C/LM, 18 -Meint's Flying Circus of Funambulists & Other Curiosities A.C.F Image Image
Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Lukič Bukovskij was a circus performer for most of his childhood, best known as being the "Underwater Funambulist"! . Lukič's last act, involving a football, inspired him to become a professional footballer. He has a good long pass, and shows quite a bit of potential. He often can be seen with a bottle of red wine.

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5. Ûrʹevič Lermontov, C/RM, 23 - Gerben Serpents Image Image Image
3 Caps, 1 Goal (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
A crafty player with a knack for passing, shooting and dribbling. He also is a harmonicist, which like his football career has brought him almost no money but lots of women. When he does eventually shelve out the money for a drink, he likes to nurse a bottle of dark rum.

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15. Boris Fomin, C/LM, 21 - UCDF A.C.F Image Image Image
Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
An engineer for the Unibot Ceremonial Defense Force. He is married with one child. Oftentimes, Boris is so intoxicated from his daily pints of beer that he angrily stumbles on the field, fumbles his passes or passes to the opposing team.

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16. Konstantin Gorbačëv, C/RM, 25 - New Arjan Breadwinners Image Image
Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Gorbačëv owns a local clocktinker shop in a spare time, and is a widowed husband with one daughter. He has a solid control over the ball, and has good stamina. Nevertheless, he snores so loudly that the team often buys him his own train compartment, he especially snores after enjoying a bottle of Maraschino.


Forwards
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9. Lazarʹ Semënov, SC, 28 - Marius Marauders Image Image Image
4 Cap, 2 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
The star player of the Unibotian National Team, Semënov is a tall, gallant runner who maneuvers around his opponents with the subtle grace of a deer. He is secretly addicted to opium, and wishes to return to professional Rugby but cannot because he was banned from the sport for rigging a game to pay for his addiction. In public, he drinks a tall glass of scotch.

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10. Feliks Buharin, SSC, 29 -Cobus Laraha Image ImageImage
2 Caps, 1 Goal (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
His main claim to fame is scoring the first goal for Laraha in their opening game in the inaugural season of The Unibotian Football League in a 5-2 victory over Gerben. Although Gerben's Ivanovič Hruŝëv had scored the very first goal only minutes earlier, as this was an own goal, Buharin could claim to have scored the first "intentional" goal in the Unibotian Football League. Buharin is seen as the veteran player of the team, and a gentleman. He attended Smithfield Univeristy and graduated from the College of William and Martha. He studied law and was admitted to the bar and practiced in Fincastle, Cobus. His favorite drink is a tall glass of Curaçao. Currently suffering from a chronic pain in his right hamstring and both knees.

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8. Osipovič Vizbor, L/CS, 24 - Gerben Serpents Image Image Image Image
1 Caps, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
A part-time playwright, whose high comedy play, "Tea with Elisabet and Parker", was a flop, mostly because of the lead actor's distinct lisp that made it appear as if he was uttering profanity. Vizbor is also a closet homosexual (a capital crime) and has been quoted saying that absinthe is his favorite drink.

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6. Alʹfred Adamovič, R/CS, 22 - New Arjan Breadwinners Image Image
1 Caps, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Al'fred is a real team player - a man of modest build who often makes quick and clever passes. He is a part-time mail clerk, a roman catholic, married with eleven children. He rarely drinks, and prefers a cup of Earl Grey with honey.

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7. Roman Âbločkov, LW, 20 - New Werner Warlocks Image Image
1 Caps, 1 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
A real ladies man, and a solider with the Unibot Ceremonial Naval Defense Force (UCDNF). Roman is a tall, well-built man with a lot of agility and speed. However, he is known to get aggressive with referees. His favorite drink can be found his flask full of vodka.

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11. Nikolaj Botvinnik, RW, 25 - Heir Capitals Image Image Image
Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Botvinnik is a quicker runner with quite a bit of stamina. He is a gambler, suffering from addiction, he hopes to use the money from professional football to pay for his debts.. but will likely be unsuccessful. He prefers a pint of dark deer. Currently suffering from a recent dog-bite on his right leg's calf muscle. Injury was sustained in an attempt to outrun a police hound-dog.

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17. Âkov Karpov, CS, 19 - Marius Marauders Image Image
Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
A local police officer who is a little too popular with the local prostitutes for the Metropolitan Police's liking. He was suspended from duty last year, but since then has become a fairly decent footballer. He's been known to drain a few pints of beer whilst singing a tune or two.

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18. Artëm Kondrašin, CS, 20 -Bartel Filibusters
Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
A coal stolker and shoveller for a luxury cruise liner than sank last April, Kondrašin is now unemployed and supports his fiancée and himself financially as a professional football player and a light laborer. He has considered cheating on his wife many times, especially after drinking a few glasses of Green Chartreuse.

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19. Dmitrievič Žukov, L/R/CS, 21 - Roel Sparrows Image Image
Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Dmitrievič Žukov is playing the sport he loves professionally, after abandoning Law School, which has greatly upset his father. He now works as a Textile Mill Worker, and has fallen in love with a fellow employee. Žukov has always enjoyed the taste of Amaretto.

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20. Sergej Tariverdiev, L/R/CS, 18 - Ceres Merchants
Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Serej is a prospective English major with the University of Odessa. He hopes that through his exploits, football will adopted as a collegian sport. His favorite drink is a pint of beer and he hopes to marry a girl named Sabrina -- doesn't matter what she looks likes are what she's like, so long as she named Sabrina.

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21. Rostislav Čapaev, L/RW, 20 - Cobus Laraha Image Image Image
Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
One of the quickest runners of the team, this young player has shown to have quite a bit of talent. He lost his left ear to a stray bullet as a corporal. He is known for being very funny, and likes to tell a few jokes loudly over a glass of Curaçao .

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22. Vissarion Tupolev, L/RW, 22 - Bartel Filibusters Image Image
Uncapped, 0 Goals (0 Caps, 0 Goals at Under-21 level)
Tupolev, married with three children, also a roman catholic. He teaches his children and ten others in a local schoolhouse. Tupolev is a graceful runner, and an avid follower of the rules (he considers himself something of a lawyer). He does not drink, but often dreams of a glass milk that tastes like steak.
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