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Hicaña has been called "The Worst Place to Live that will Let you In", and they only won because somebody bribed the committee.
The place is war-torn and has more internal strife than it does citizens - they all fled the country, along with everyone else, when Gregoryisgodistan ripped it to shreds, but most were smart enough to pick another nation. The rest decided to buy an island, Benoit, off the coast of Quebec and try to rebuild the nation.
Gregoryisgodistan then bombed Benoit until it was level, and Hicaña, needing land that was 1.) actually theirs and 2.) not burnt rubble, decided to negotiate themselves half of Nevo Esperanso, in the heart of Patistan. Their president, Adam Watson, also started a colonization program to send Hicañans back to Hicaña, which was one of the few smart things he did in his short term.
Whereupon Watson resigned. They held elections, and due to corrupt computer programs, Sanctii puppet Antonio Sandoval managed to win the election and instantly banned things like secularism and evolution.
Solomon Ervine, a liberal politician, fled to Esperanso and begin to plot a revolution. How will the nation colossally screw up next?
MANAGERIAL STAFF
MANAGER: Daniel Kovacic, 44
Daniel Kovacic's not like one of those highly successful managers in international stage under Quebecois banners. However, he has proven himself as General Manager of St.John's Arsenal, when he led the team to its resurgence from 2007 to 2013. He's been out for 4 years in football due to personal reasons, which include death of his son in Aeroquebec Flight 69 crash. However, with the pain slowly being putting into remission, Kovacic was able to join the helm as brand new manager of Hicanan National Team.
A former forward himself, Kovacic's an offensively-oriented guy and is willing to make the best out of Hicana's great talent in wingers. And also like other Quebecois managers, he values work ethic over anything else, and will reward time based on that, so slacking off will result in you not getting the start or even make the cut in training camp. He also advocates aggression, something that's notable with Quebecois players and coaches in a special example of Leonardo Conavacio.
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ASSISTANT MANAGER AND FULLBACKS' COACH: Carlos Feliz, 58
A former star fullback in the Llamanean and Arendellenske leagues, Feliz, newly returned from a nine-year period in which he hid out the deadly Hicañan Wars in Vjaalsbürg, has returned to Benoit to help coach the rising Hicañans. A tough disciplinarian, the Hicañan should prove to be a godsend in helping the foreign manager Kovacic connect to his players.
DEFENSE COACH: Richard Garnett, 56
The Llamanean coach is laid-back, with interesting opinions tactics-wise. An interesting choice for the position, Garnett mixes poorly with players but could improve the defense of the team greatly.
ATTACK COACH: Patrice Bergenheim, 21
Known as one of the more rigorous university player-coaches in Quebec, the Quebecois coach is seriously dedicated to his trade. A more worldly Quebecois player than Kovacic, Bergenheim too may prove to be a vital connection and a good coach.
TRAINER: Ray McMartin, 70
Former trainer of the Llamanean baseball and soccer teams, the now-retired McMartin seems to be going for one last hurrah as the Hicañan trainer. Nothing special, really.
GOALKEEPERS
AARON CASTRO - #01 - 27 - Liberty Rodríguez (SJG) - STARTER
A fiercely patriotic, competent keeper, Castro tends to lose his temper too often, and is one of the most-carded goalies in the world as a result. When he's more level-headed, the Liberty Rodríguez keeper is known for his agility in the box and proficiency on one-on-one scenarios. Flashes of brilliance have impressed foreign clubs enough for him to earn a transfer to San José Guayabal's top league, and his prowess in the box should secure his spot as the starting keeper for every Cup he can play in.
JAMES FRITZ-GEROUX - #12 - 28 - FC Dresbürden (HLV) - SUBSTITUTE
Brilliant under pressure and a force to be reckoned with on penalty kicks, James Fritz-Geroux has made himself into a competent substitute. While not athletic, Fritz-Geroux's smart, even-headed play will make him a key piece of the Hicañan defense should Castro go down. Half-Helvetican and with the club team to match, Fritz-Geroux at twenty-eight still has a bright future ahead of him.
DECLAN COSTA - #23 - 16 - Free Agent - RESERVE
The teenage sensation Declan Costa was found in Nevo Esperanso by Hicañan scouts and quickly sent to the national team. Fiendishly athletic but raw, Costa will likely not see any minutes for the Skylarks for a few years. Still, his prowess in the box draws comparisons to a young Aaron Castro, and many believe that Costa could be the NT's next starting keeper.
DEFENDERS
KATHRYN MIKKELSON - #5 - 30 - Kingston FC (Quebec) - STARTING sweeper/center-back
Newly transferred (for a few million NSD, I might add) to Kingston FC, the renowned Quebecois squad, Kate Mikkelson is another mentor-type who makes a decent enough sweeper. A stern and often liberal tackler, but always clean - Mikkelson tends to play deep and has a special affinity for intercepting passes in the box.
CARLOS HERRERA - #3 - 22 - Nadezhda Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk (San José Guayabal) - STARTING right-back
The Nadezhda Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk right-back is a small, quick fullback. Terrier-like and carded often, he shows promise but needs to even out his highs and lows to truly anchor his spot in the defense.
JENNI SANCHEZ - #2 - 31 - Free Agent - QUESTIONABLY STARTING all-purpose fullback
Formerly one of the nation's greatest defenders, knee injuries have left Sanchez slowed significantly. Still, her experience should prove useful in mentoring younger players, and even though she's lost a step she is still a competent fullback no matter where Kovacic sticks her.
FRANCOIS RIVERIE - #6 - 25 - SK Alice Waters (Eirelia) - QUESTIONABLY STARTING all-purpose back
Born to a wealthy politician, the Benoitian Riverie ran away at eighteen as if in a novel to pursue his dream of playing professional football. He was caught and returned within sixty-four minutes, but became a professional anyway. Plays any defensive position with surprising hustle and is fantastic for both a quick clear and a counterattack-starting pass. Mediocre in most facets, but should do decently enough as a sub or a starter.
ALARIC DONALBAIN - #30 - 21 - Yucuaiquín FC (San José Guayabal) - QUESTIONABLY STARTING left-back or right-back
Donalbain is a fantastic man-marker, his speed enabling him to keep up with some of the best attackers there is. His skills on offense make him a promising prospect, although his tackles are shaky at best. Likes playing wingback or defensive midfielder. Once heralded as a future superstar, but after a shaky first WCQ campaign that resulted in a loss of job security, skeptics have reason to criticize.
ELISA SAJONIKA - #26 - 23 - Barbary Coast SC (Eirelia) - RESERVE center-back
Sajonika, a half-Helvetican import brought in to strengthen the defense a bit, is a tough, uncompromising center-back on and off the pitich. With endless stamina, she's the ideal sub late in the game for a defensive spark, but aside from her athleticism, there isn't much to say. Could compete with Donalbain for that attacking-fullback spot.
CHRISTIAN FERNANDEZ - #19 - 28 - Free Agent - RESERVE all-purpose fullback
Just thirteen years ago he was considered one of Hicaña's brightest future stars at just fifteen, but the Hicañan Wars ensured that he never managed to fully develop into what he could have been. While he still is incredibly fast and strong, he's raw as well and carded often. Will he pull it together in time for a late-career renaissance?
JOSHUA GORDON - #22 - 18 - Free Agent - RESERVE left-back
While friendly and accepting, Gordon is only really on as a place-holder for the higher-regarded young attacking-fullback Todd Beckett, who was injured shortly after the World Cup, as his own skills aren't really anything special. A remarkably average player in almost all facets, Gordon will nevertheless give his best effort and may work his way onto the senior squad in future years.
MIDFIELDERS
ALBERT CASTRO - #9 - 26 - Nunavut North Stars (QUE) - STARTING center halfback
The original star of Hicaña, the equally nationalist brother of Aaron Castro is known for his quick instincts and deadly shooting touch, as well as his playmaking skills as a center mid or attacking halfback. While he still hasn't gotten over losing the #10 jersey and the captain's armband to Miguel Ansierra, he still lead the team in assists and came second in goals over qualifiers and at twenty-six is Hicaña's leading scorer in history.
MATTHIEU RHODERICK - #8 - 29 - FC East Llama (Super-Llamaland) - STARTING CENTER-BACK
Considered by many to be Castro's "counterpoint", Matthieu Rhoderick is a relaxed left-halfback who excels at ball distribution. With a brilliant eye for the field and passing touch, he tends to hang back, never shooting unless he's sure it'll go in. A burden once you get to penalties, but his playmaking acumen more than makes up for that.
NEFALTI DEL ANCINEN - #29 - 25 - London FC (Quebec) - RESERVE halfback
Del Ancinen, often referred to as an enigma for reasons that manifest once you see him play, can be a feared presence when on his game, using his cocktail of speed and muscle to push by defenders and set up scoring chances for his teammates. When he's not, he tends to self-destruct and go a bit crazy, as the Great Stadium Fire of South Ansillia attests to. The second case tends to happen more often than the first because he's inhumanly egocentric, distressingly paranoid, and not entirely sane - but he's worth having for what happens when he's playing well - and you can definitely tell - alone.
ATTACKERS
EMILY DA SILVA - #13 - 23 - Drummondville FC (Quebec) - STARTING LEFT-WINGER
The newest and arguably youngest (depends on what you classify Michael Marrero as) impact player to join the attacking core, da Silva is an agile, efficient striker (or halfback, in a pinch) with a vicious scoring touch and an eye for spotting where the ball is going. Not someone to leave unguarded, although Ansierra gets a lot of the coverage.
Troy BERYLL - #25 - 31 - Bauer Falls FC (Helvetica) - STARTING STRIKER
Beryll, an attacking-midfielder, is certainly a calming veteran presence on many of the drinking-age-or-lower players that have been brought on. On the playing field, he's a decent shot and a mediocre passer, although he does have a knack for finding unguarded positions on a set piece.
Miguel ANSIERRA - #10 - 27 - Cóndor Valladares FC (SJG) - CAPTAIN
Miguel Ansierra is your prototypical striker. He's a brilliant shot, good at ball-carrying, and devastating when taking a penalty kick. Not the fastest, but has an array of trick moves that he keeps up constantly. Newly named the captain, the half-Llamanean striker lead the team in goals during his first qualifying campaign - there's reason to believe he can keep it up for a while.
FERNANDO DE LA ROSA - #18 - 25 - Hamilton Steelers FC (QUE) - STARTING RIGHT-WINGER
A generic Latin player, with brilliant acceleration and speed, a huge bag of spinning tricks, a decent enough shot, and flopping. A ton of it. In large amounts.
Michael MARERRO - #42 - 22 - Free Agent - RESERVE
A decent enough counterpart to Ansierra, the former impact sub now finds his speed used on the starting lines.
Ignacio CASTELLIHO - #23 - 28 - Free Agent - RESERVE
Castelliho is a trickster whose spinning shots are a fan favorite. He's also a notorious flopper, although his durability takes some credibility away from that.
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