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by Equestrian States » Fri Dec 26, 2014 11:04 pm
by Nephara » Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:34 am
by The Inevitable Syndicate » Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:59 am
by Valanora » Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:10 pm
by Pasarga » Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:48 pm
by Saintland » Sat Dec 27, 2014 2:37 pm
Prince Andreas wrote:Talking Horses, Talking Mules, Talking Donkeys, Fallen Ladies and Wicked Men, Welcome to the first Saintland National Soccer Team match of World Cup 70!
I am Prince Andreas and I am a Prince of Saintland and the younger brother of King Petrus XX, the best quarterback to ever step on the gridiron field! I am the Captain of the Saintland National Soccer Team. Yes, the name of the sport is s-o-c-c-e-r, not Horseball or Hoofball or whatever you dimwitted talking animals call it!
I know that you think we're going out in the Group Stage again, but if you think that you're even dumber than the Royal Horses and none of them can talk! Well, that wouldn't surprise me since you worship some false pagan goddesses and are too stubborn to believe in the One True God and his True Church. But, they have always said that mules are the most stubborn animals! And if we run into your National Team at this tournament, we'll be certain to beat them like a government mule!
Well, I'm so hungry that I could eat a horse! Petrus, do you have anything that I could eat?
by Nova Anglicana » Sat Dec 27, 2014 9:54 pm
by Brenecia » Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:47 am
@lbologna5 ... u better get ready for me tomorrow!! dont expect mercy XD XD XD #banterzone #sickbantz #alpha #patriots
by Buyan » Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:12 am
Top ten listed in alphabetical order.
Craig Sinclair (Eura)
Cyrus Damhan (Legalese)
Friekder Dandalleion (Farfadillis)
Gustaf Kolehmainen (Polar Islandstates)
Laborous Hawk (Valanora)
Prince Andreas (Saintland)
Ronda Jude Styrn (Audioslavia)
Tobias Möller (Pasarga)
Toby Drummond (Osarius)
Viela Lianksa (Vilita)
by Sargossa » Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:52 am
by Northern Sunrise Islands » Sun Dec 28, 2014 8:49 am
by Vilita » Sun Dec 28, 2014 10:05 am
by Kandorith » Sun Dec 28, 2014 10:33 am
☾ Great Empire of Kanyori | 大宮来国 | Arashi Kanyori Yokoku ☽
Overview | Constitution | Anthem | Imperial Anthem | Armed Forces | Foreign Affairs | Emperor
Hikari Kyoyu Headlines:
BREAKING NEWS: LDP wins elections in landslide though Yoshiro Murakami will not return as prime minister they stated. | Latest technology showcased at the Empress Masumi Stadium as the January Tech Summit starts for the weekend | CDP claims LDP stole the election and will take legal steps against the election results
by Ko-oren » Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:18 pm
by Super-Llamaland » Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:48 pm
SUPER-LLAMALAND (Double-Diamond)
GK Jared Finch
SW Ryan Reagan
LB Sebastian Myers
RB Derrick Nelson (C)
DM Alex Bale
LM Kyle Sturgeon
RM Anthony Player
AM Alex Ford
LW Eden Powell
ST Alex Cartwright
RW Kristopher Nilssen
MIZUYUKI (4 - 2 - 3 - 1)
GK Takanasi Kiyoko
LB Natsume Rin
LCB Ishio Mifune
RCB Mikasa Natsumi
RB Satō Mana
LDM Saten Ruiko
RDM Ishibashi Tomoe
LW Uryū Kaori
CAM Tsuchimikado Mikoto (C)
RW Isshiki Mika
SUPER-LLAMALAND - MIZUYUKI
11 - SHOTS - 9
8 - SHOTS ON TARGET - 6
1 - GOALS - 1
0 - YELLOW CARDS - 0
48% - POSSESSION - 52%
by San Jose Guayabal » Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:49 pm
Stats
Score: San José Guayabal 4-1 Rüntenbach
Goals:(1-0) 16': Faña
(2-0) 23': Moreira
(3-0) 47': Zelaya
(3-1) 59': Meisenhal
(4-1) 82': Saucedo
Possession: San José Guayabal 55% - Rüntenbach 45%
Shots (on target): San José Guayabal 20 (11) - Rüntenbach 9 (4)
Yellow Cards: Holz (22')
Red Cards: -
Man of the Match: Leónidas Bregoo (SJG)
by Mizuyuki » Sun Dec 28, 2014 6:16 pm
by Osarius » Sun Dec 28, 2014 6:32 pm
by San Jose Guayabal » Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:35 pm
by Mytannion » Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:36 pm
by Eura » Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:38 pm
by The Royal Kingdom of Quebec » Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:39 pm
@Coco|WritersCraft
@ERF
@Mikalev
+MVT
+Danverige
+Johan|GrimReapers
+Michel
+Petrupital
+Regrribia
Aventuraway
Dani|RP
Murderville
Reginald-FAS
RougeGris
Pilonmark|QUE2-2AUD
Pirri|Shower
Svatova
Tsula
Vikoaway
Status | #teenangst |#avalaria | Reginald-FAS | Vikovice | Regribbia
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[Welcome to #teenangst, where we cry, drink and have fun talking of our sufferings and livelihoods!
| C.D FAS declared #teenangst's official football team on Friday, July 7. 2017 | Mikalev will be collecting all of your taxes for usage of the channel on the 11th of July. Deadline closes at 7 PM QST on that day, so pay up! |Whoever refuses to pay his/her taxes will be kickbanned starting from July. 11]
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[08:43] == Wenger [webchat@71-54-837-669.cable.quebecom.que] has joined #teenangstprobs
[08:43] == mode/#sanernssport [+o Wenger] by Chatzy
[08:44] <Ragnath> Woah, no mention of A/N,FAS,Alianza or Deportivo the past 18 hours
[08:44] <Saachi|RP> Boo mobocracy!
[08:44] <Ragnath> This is impressive
[08:44] <Wenger> Hey all.
[08:44] <ERF> Hey Wenger.
[08:45] <Michel> So, in four years.
[08:45] == Wenger changed the topic of #sanernssport to: Welcome to #teenangst, where we cry, drink and have fun talking of our sufferings and livelihoods! | C.D FAS declared #teenangst's official football team on Friday, July 7. 2017 | Mikalev will be collecting all of your taxes for usage of the channel on the 11th of July. Deadline closes at 7 PM QST on that day, so pay up! | Poll of the Day: Should Barbs merge FAS and Alianza together? Y/N - Vote NOW!
[08:46] <Mikalev> <Ragnath> Woah, no mention of A/N,FAS,Alianza or Deportivo the past 18 hours <--- Actually, FAS was mentioned last night
[08:46] <RougeGris> Wooooooo
[08:47] <RougeGris> All hail the Alianza FAShionista de Montreal! Viva la FAS!
[08:47] == Petrubbia has changed nick to Petrupital
[08:47] <Vikovicek> So excited for my new President :3
[08:47] <Andreas|MVT> Ew
[08:47] <ERF> FASucks
[08:47] <Wenger> Really, Mikalev?
[08:47] <Murderville> Alianza > FAS
[08:47] <ERF> I'll RP elections today
[08:47] <Ragnath> Such a shame I missed out on that one
[08:48] <ERF> #ERFranVEX69
[08:48] <ERF> Get hyped!
[08:48] == Ragnath [webchat@c-27-209-118-14.hsdr.giquik.avian.que] has quit [See you guys in about 2 hours. Gotta nom some brekkie]
[08:49] <RougeGris> With FAS you'll never walk alone
[08:48] <Mikalev> How much money is Trojana throwing for Alianza, btw?
[08:48] <Wenger> Not much yet Mikalev
[08:49] == DrCocoPorn [webchat@78-32-111-294.cable.telehavn.nhv] has joined #teenangstprobs
[08:49] <DrCocoPorn> Time to drink, guys
[08:49] == mode/#sanernssport [+o DrCocoPorn] by Chatzy
[08:49] * Andreas|MVT gives DrCocoPorn some drink
[08:49] * DrCocoPorn drinks
[08:49] <Vikovicek> agh sorry
[08:50] <DrCocoPorn> We'll start with 150 mill
[08:50] <DrCocoPorn> Andreas- I hope I'll not burn some people soon......Right now I'm pissed at this one fucker for his actions years ago that ruined it for me right now.
[08:50] <ERF> Samedov would laugh at watching that
[08:50] == Vikovicek has changed nick to Vikoaway
[08:50] <Andres|MVT> Oh shit
[08:50] <Mikalev> 1 billion, ERF?
[08:50] <Ragnath> That sucks
[08:50] <Andreas|MVT> years ago actions with consequences now...
[08:50] <Andreas|MVT> horrible
[08:51] <Tsula> Wait, Trojana bought Alianza?
[08:52] <Wenger> Yes, Tsula
[08:53] <Tsula> Dayum
[08:53] <Wenger>
[08:54] <Andreas|MVT> You can always burn Mika
[08:54] <Andreas|MVT>
[08:54] <Mikalev> Brace yourself, and get ready for Alianza Condoms F.C.
[08:54] <Wenger> PREACH
[08:55] == Mikalev burns Andreas|MVT's face
[08:55] <RougeGris> FAS the biggest in SJG
[08:56] == Parros [webchat@c-81-992-241-11.hsdr.sl.telus.que.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 281 seconds]
[08:56] <Wenger> Mikalev- When FAS is back in Top Division, I shall pour 1 billion
[08:56] <ERF> Alianza Condoms won't happen - Koleshov
[08:57] <Wenger> FAS is Alianza Condoms -Lord Magnumus Ultra-
[08:57] <RougeGris> Trojana will never walk alone
[08:57] <Tsula> Oooooooof
[08:58] == Mikalev has changed nick to Mikalev|Breakfast
[08:58] == ERF has changed nick to Kalashnikov
[08:58] <DrCocoPorn> I'm not burning Mikalev nor wearing FAS jerseys
[08:59] <DrCocoPorn> MVT, I'm being serious right now
[08:59] <Andreas|MVT> Okay
[08:59] <RougeGris> So for the baseball league I have DrCoCoporn, Murderville, Catz, and Aventura
[08:59] == Andreas|MVT has changed nick to MVT
[08:59] == Aventura has changed nick to Aventuraway
[09:00] <Andreas|MVT> that's bad
[09:00] <RougeGris> Did I miss anybody for that?
[09:00] <Saachi|RP> Anyone have a domestic basketball league that would want some players
[09:01] <Tsula> Alianza still won't be relevant in UGCA competitions
[09:01] * Kalashnikov locks Loik de Rouge-X and Lord Preservatif on a Dacha
[09:01] <DrCocoPorn> And the novel I'm writing is just as depressing as this
[09:01] == mode/#sanernssport [+o Mikalev] by DrCocoPorn
[09:01] == DrCocoPorn has changed nick to Coconutstan
[09:01] <Coconutstan> MVT- She dated a guy, but she was facing personal problems of her own. So they broke up. As much as I know, the guy was heartbroken and really dislikes her now. Anna was pretty hurt by this.
[09:01] * Tsula scratches Rasa's ears
[09:01] * Rasa whines
[09:01] * Tsula bites Cata's ears off
[09:01] * Cata whines more
[09:02] <MVT> oh
[09:02] * Tsula rides Rasa
[09:02] == Kalashnikov has changed nick to ERF
[09:02] * ERF turns Mikalev into a car.
[09:02] * Mikalev kills ERF
[09:02] <Coconutstan> This had her shut the doors and while she had other admirers in past, she just dealt with them with politeness and still kept it shut.
[09:02] * Coconutstan curses Clark Muller for fucking things up for Henrik*
[09:02] <Rasa> Tsula pls
[09:02] <Coconutstan> That's why, MVT.
[09:02] <MVT> That's harf
[09:03] <MVT> *hard
[09:04] * Tsula noms Rasa in entirety
[09:04] <Tsula> Yum. Cat meat
[09:04] <MVT> He tried to attack her phisically?
[09:05] <Coconutstan> I wish I could mend the wounds, but good friend of both me and her told me to wait.
[09:05] <Coconutstan> No.
[09:05] <Coconutstan> Not that.
[09:06] <MVT> That's good to hear
[09:06] <Rasa> Tsula pls
[19:06] <Tsula> You're dead. You can't talk, Rasa.
[09:07] <Murderville> That's too uncivilised of anyone of his calibre really, despite how lowly I think of that fucker now.
[09:07] <Coconutstan> If that was the case then I'm going to Downtown to deal with this matter right now
[09:08] <MVT> oh
[09:08] * Coconutstan curses the world
[09:08] * Coconutstan wears Alianza shirt since he's out of his mind
[09:08] * Petrupital slaps Tsula around with a pair of headphones
[09:09] * MVT chokes Mikalev with vodka
[09:09] * Mikalev drowns MVT in the sea of fire
[09:09] == Pierrot [~chattychat@host-81-79-23-881.deltanet.gu] has left #teenangstprobs []
[09:09] == Mikalev changed the topic of #sanernssport to: Welcome to #teenangst, where we cry, drink and have fun talking of our sufferings and livelihoods! |
C.D FAS declared #teenangst's official football team on Friday, July 7. 2017 |
Mikalev will be collecting all of your taxes for usage of the channel on the 11th of July. Deadline closes at 7 PM QST on that day, so pay up!|
Whoever refuses to pay his/her taxes will be kickbanned starting from July. 11
[09:09] == Coconutstan has changed nick to Coco|WritersCraft
[09:09] <MVT>
[09:09] <Ragnath> You shocked
[09:09] * Petrupital sues Wenger on Mikalev's behalf
[09:09] * Wenger drowns Svatova in a sea of Bazalonian plushies
[09:09] * Wenger burns the lawsuits
[09:09] <Svatova> OBJECTION!
[09:09] <Svatova> I am Wenger's lawyer!
[09:10] <Regrribia> You're no Vince Attorney
[09:10] <Petrupital> You ... you have failed me for the last time.
[09:10] * Petrupital defenestrates Svatova
[09:10] * Wenger rides both Regrribia and Petrupital
[09:11] * Mikalev drowns everyone talking in the most recent 10 lines in a sea of corrosive acid
[09:11] == Danverige [~aircom@host-12-81-91-993.quebecomairtel.que] has joined #teenangstprobs
[09:12] == mode/#teenangstprobs [+v Danverige] by Coco|WritersCraft
[09:13] <RougeGris> wb Danverige
[09:12] <Danverige> Hey guys
[09:12] <Coco|WritersCraft> Hey child
[09:12] <Coco|WritersCraft> Danverige- I guess I'll have to go long run now....There's a reason behind that.
[09:12] == Ragnath has changed nick to Korner
[09:12] == Korner has changed nick to Ragnath
[09:12] * Ragnath begs for Mikalevian mercy
[09:12] * Ragnath then realizes "Mikalevian mercy" is an oxymoron
[09:13] * Mikalev blindfolds Petrupital and Wenger and puts both of them on opposite sides of a minefield
[09:13] <Coco|WritersCraft> Things turned out, for the worse.
[09:13] <Bunbury> MVT how long we got
[09:13] * Petrupital refuses to move at all
[09:14] * Wenger refuses to move as well
[09:14] * Mikalev activates the movable mines >:D
[09:14] <MVT> Hour fifteen
[09:15] <Danverige> What?
[09:15] <Bunbury> wait, an hour and fifteen?
[09:15] <Bunbury> oh that's great
[09:15] <Bunbury> means i can add a lot of depth to my rp
[09:16] * Wenger runs
[09:16] * Wenger gets out of the minefield
[09:16] <Coco|WritersCraft> http://www.irczone.que/chatlog/7887904 <- That's what happened, Danverige
[09:16] <Mikalev> The minefield is closed, dude
[09:16] * Petrupital digs a ten foot deep hole and hides in it
[09:17] <Mikalev> You cannot escape
[09:17] * Wenger activates his jetpack and flies away
[09:17] <Danverige> I see
[09:17] * Coco|WritersCraft cries
[09:17] <Coco|WritersCraft> Well I guess I could wait until September
[09:18] <Mikalev> Which part of 'closed' did you not get, eh?
[09:18] <Danverige> So she's emotionally unavailable?
[09:18] <Coco|WritersCraft> Danverige- What happened back then kinda shut her door, and her workload in uni as well as work once in T Dot's quite hard to balance with...
[09:19] * Petrupital snoozes away in the hole
[09:19] <Danverige> I see
[09:19] * Wenger hands Coco|WritersCraft some tissues
[09:19] <Coco|WritersCraft> That's why I'm in a bit of sigh
[09:19] <Coco|WritersCraft> Because I won't be available in July and August, until like the week before I'm off to Carleton or uOttawa
[09:19] <Danverige> Well, what can you do?
[09:19] <Coco|WritersCraft> Good friend of both her and I told me that time is her best friend, for that'll make her feel guilty eventually.
[09:19] <Coco|WritersCraft> The key part is that she has had other admirers, and she responded to them in a very gentle manner but never reciprocated for anything more than that.
[09:19] <Dani|RP> 8:02 PM — •Michel THWACKS Rasa with a piano <--- Animal abuse! Why do you hit a pony?
[09:20] <Danverige> ah I see
[09:20] * Michel drowns Dani|RP in a sea of corrosive acids and showering coconuts
by Equestrian States » Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:58 pm
GROUP A Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts MD1 Results:
1 Equestrian States 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 3 Equestrian States 3-0 Sargossa
2 Nephara 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3 @ Royal Equestria Stadium in Canterlot
3 The Sarian 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0 The Sarian 1-2 Nephara
4 Sargossa 1 0 0 1 0 3 −3 0 @ Grand Regal Stadium in Canterlot
EQUESTRIAN STATES 3-0 SARGOSSA
Royal Equestria Stadium (cap. 98,625) in Canterlot, Equestrian States
Scoring:
Pristina Shine '18 (Thunderlane)
Rainbow Blitz '34 (Cloudchaser)
Pristina Shine '69 (Rosie Tyler)
Starting XI:
GK - Gentle Breeze
LCB - Brix Hamilton
CB - Flitter
RCB - Andrea Molovi
LCM - Apple Jack
RCM - Cloudchaser
LM - Krystal
CAM - Rainbow Blitz
RM - Apple Cobbler
ST - Pristina Shine
ST - Thunderlane
Substitutions:
Rosie Tyler in for Krystal '45
Stardust in for Apple Cobbler '62
Sunlight in for Andrea Molovi '70
by San Jose Guayabal » Sun Dec 28, 2014 8:36 pm
by Farfadillis » Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:23 pm
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