Ettins for sale

[The shee species]

Experimentation on the species to make change its colors , we will then make the DNA into a animal and sell them to the population, if it is a success, we will continue to import Ettin, and sell them to the Population.

You know.... you could just ask us to do that work.

[Conoga]

We know that you could do the work, but we will use it was a test for our scientists, if resulting in failure, they will be demoted

[The shee species]

O.K. sold. Hope you like your ettins.

[The Jotun]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: Yes
Electronic assembly related skills: Yes
Other skill "please say what": Able to hibernate somewhat like a bear
Speaks: Jotauna
Understands: Jotauna

Other

Breed:Normal ettins
What we intend to use it for: A cheap crew on the scoutships we use near the system edge
Gender: twenty male, twenty female
As eggs, DNA or live creature: Eggs

[The shee species]

Sold. Thank you for your order.

[The Jotun]

We would like to add twenty more ettins, ten male and ten female to our order. Same type.

[The shee species]

Sold, also please.... bump.

[Bugs Realm]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Car repair No
Electronic repair Yes
Car assembly: No
Electronic assembly: Yes
Speaks: Magmease
Understands: Magmease
Color "white with red eyes is normal and the DNA may have errors if we GM it for no reason so it's probably best to leave this blank: More of an ornge firey color and with seperated humanlike eyes
Other skill "please say what" Able to withstand lots more heat then a normel ettin

Other

What we intend to use it for: A workforce, hard as normel robots break down in the heat
Gender: One-hundred male, one hundred female
How many: See above
Hight: ranges between about one foot to one-and-a-half foot: one foot, three inches
As eggs, DNA or live creature: eggs

Sometjing like this? Sold.

Fourteen ettins like this but without the heat-resistent adaptations, both male and females spliced in all seven primary colors, so that we can breed for each tint we like. The use is for the national hall of playwrites, we had an idea in mind that needed creatures like that.

[Elevator Cult]

The elevator cult would like to buy several....many which would be fed to the elevator itself.......

[The shee species]

Sold, good sirs of bug's realm. I hope our ettins do well in your nation.

[The shee species]

The elevator cult would like to buy several....many which would be fed to the elevator itself.......

How exactly does an elevator eat ettins?

[The Jotun]

The elevator cult would like to buy several....many which would be fed to the elevator itself.......

Don't bother, they havn't sold to nations who just want to kill the ettins before....

[Elevator Cult]

The elevator cult would like to buy several....many which would be fed to the elevator itself.......

How exactly does an elevator eat ettins?

The Elevator will move down so fast that the particles of it's host will evapourate and turn into tiny particles which are eaten by the atmosphere of the Elevator....All hail the Elevator!

[Elevator Cult]

The elevator cult would like to buy several....many which would be fed to the elevator itself.......

Don't bother, they havn't sold to nations who just want to kill the ettins before....

But the Ettins would not die...in vain....because of their higher intelligence they would make a highly prized meal for The Elevator...

[The shee species]

Sorry, we don't sell to nations who make no sense. Anyone who considers it a good idea to "evapourate the particles of it's host" fits that class. Again, sorry and we hope that we might be able to interest you in the posibility of useing other creatures in your elevator?

[The Chtorr]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: No
Electronic assembly related skills: No
Other skill "please say what": None
Speaks: Just whatever you can get in cheapest, we woun't talk to them anyway
Understands: same as above
Breed: Start with a normal ettin then change the fur color to a dark, samony red, thickening it on the limbs before they branch off into the fingers andd toes which should be thin, long and black-furred. The eyescokets should be enlarged, with huge dips into the skull inside of which are the green eyes, on stalks which come up to the normal level when fully extended but can flex in their sockets. Last, there should be anouther set of limbs, somewere between arms and legs between the ture arms and legs, and the ettins should breed quickly.

Other

Breed: see above
What we intend to use it for: Introduceing to the ecosystem of a newly tarraformed planet, as some of the creatures we normaly transplant failed to take threre.
Gender: One-hundred, fifthy male and fifthy female.
As eggs, DNA or live creature: Eggs please.

[The shee species]

Wow. We gotta get to spliceing, that's a large order.

[The shee species]

Bump for a new breed, yettins.

[Knowlandia]

We shall be invading a nation soon, and we would like to purchase some of these creatures to release into the field and confuse our enemy. How many for 50,000 regular Ettins?

[The shee species]

That might be a bad idea, as they ettins would line up and get out of the way if the enamy ordered them to do so.

[The Jotun]

That might be a bad idea, as they ettins would line up and get out of the way if the enamy ordered them to do so.

Or work for the enamy. Needless to say, if I were the shee I would edit the page with a big "ettins can't be used in wars!" sign.

[The shee species]

LOL, I didn't think of that.

[Knowlandia]

That might be a bad idea, as they ettins would line up and get out of the way if the enamy ordered them to do so.

Well, I doubt my enemy knows what ettins are.

[Mighty Brittania]

The dominion would much like an ettin capable of carrying a Squad Automatic Weapon, killing many innocent people with it and looks manly as well.

[The shee species]

The dominion would much like an ettin capable of carrying a Squad Automatic Weapon, killing many innocent people with it and looks manly as well.

Exactly how many times have we pointed out that ettins are not fighters?