My mind said squad but my body said company
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by The Carlisle » Tue Nov 25, 2014 11:47 pm
by Grenartia » Tue Nov 25, 2014 11:48 pm
by Grenartia » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:02 am
by The Kingdom of Rhamos » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:08 am
by Republic of Hasgriu » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:09 am
RIP United Kingdom 1707-2016New Jordslag wrote:Dammit, just realized they have each other's names in their sigs. Yet in my two years of existence nobody quotes what I say... *crawls into corner and cries*
by The Carlisle » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:09 am
by Grenartia » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:17 am
by Grenartia » Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:19 am
by Agritum » Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:13 am
Rupudska wrote:Agritum wrote:Name: Poppy Blossom.
Sir? Why are you laughing? Sir?!
Age: 20.
Sex/gender: I'm a woman. I guess this will preclude me from most frontline jobs?
Rank: Recruit. Well, Sir, I cannot say I expected to start as a full private. However, does this mean I will be sent to the front only after a certain period of time? Sir? Why are you laughing again?
Years of service:
Civilian occupation: Florist. I work in a family business. Blossom Flowers Limited. I won't be offended if you've never heard of it, Sir. We just operate in Altaflor, my hometown, and nearby boroughs. It's good enough for us.
Nobility: No. Well, unless childhood princess fantasies count. *Recruit Blossom giggles* good times.
Preferred role: Ideally, I'd like to be an Army Botanical Specialist. Alternatively, an Army Florist? What? Ah, I understand. Well, if I can't be one of those....well, I don't know. I'll let you figure this out, sir. You're probably more expert than me when it comes to this sort of stuff.
(Mortar Operator, Support Gunner, Rifleman)
Preferred squad/platoon: I heard almost everyone gets assigned to Squad Alpha...
Appearance: An old summer photo of mine. I'm a brunette anyways.
I am 100% certain you could've found an image of a more suitably British girl than that, Agri.
by Rupudska » Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:47 am
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Altito Asmoro » Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:49 am
Rupudska wrote:Name: Marta Kobor
Age: 22
Sex/gender: Female
Rank: Private
Years of service: 2
Civilian occupation: Valet, professional lesbian
Nobility: []
Preferred role: Marksman, Rifleman, Loader
Preferred squad/platoon: []
Appearance: Best waifu
by Rupudska » Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:51 am
Altito Asmoro wrote:Rupudska wrote:Name: Marta Kobor
Age: 22
Sex/gender: Female
Rank: Private
Years of service: 2
Civilian occupation: Valet, professional lesbian
Nobility: []
Preferred role: Marksman, Rifleman, Loader
Preferred squad/platoon: []
Appearance: Best waifu
Professional Lesbian?
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Rupudska » Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:55 am
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Agritum » Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:57 am
by Nature-Spirits » Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:34 am
Rupudska wrote:Name: Marta Kobor
Age: 22
Sex/gender: Female
Rank: Private
Years of service: 2
Civilian occupation: Valet, professional lesbian
Nobility: []
Preferred role: Marksman, Rifleman, Loader
Preferred squad/platoon: []
Appearance: Best waifu
by Altito Asmoro » Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:39 am
Nature-Spirits wrote:Rupudska wrote:Name: Marta Kobor
Age: 22
Sex/gender: Female
Rank: Private
Years of service: 2
Civilian occupation: Valet, professional lesbian
Nobility: []
Preferred role: Marksman, Rifleman, Loader
Preferred squad/platoon: []
Appearance: Best waifu
Join the Queer Asskickers.
I command you.
by Rupudska » Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:52 am
Nature-Spirits wrote:Rupudska wrote:Name: Marta Kobor
Age: 22
Sex/gender: Female
Rank: Private
Years of service: 2
Civilian occupation: Valet, professional lesbian
Nobility: []
Preferred role: Marksman, Rifleman, Loader
Preferred squad/platoon: []
Appearance: Best waifu
Join the Queer Asskickers.
I command you.
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Palonitr and Howland » Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:55 am
Nature-Spirits wrote:Rupudska wrote:Name: Marta Kobor
Age: 22
Sex/gender: Female
Rank: Private
Years of service: 2
Civilian occupation: Valet, professional lesbian
Nobility: []
Preferred role: Marksman, Rifleman, Loader
Preferred squad/platoon: []
Appearance: Best waifu
Join the Queer Asskickers.
I command you.
by Agritum » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:08 am
by Hornesia » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:28 am
by Palonitr and Howland » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:34 am
by The Carlisle » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:39 am
Nature-Spirits wrote:Rupudska wrote:Name: Marta Kobor
Age: 22
Sex/gender: Female
Rank: Private
Years of service: 2
Civilian occupation: Valet, professional lesbian
Nobility: []
Preferred role: Marksman, Rifleman, Loader
Preferred squad/platoon: []
Appearance: Best waifu
Join the Queer Asskickers.
I command you.
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