Elfen High 2 (OOC 11, Closed, Hindustan Zindabad)

[Constaniana]

It's pretty great.

I don't know what the fuck a Greninja is, I just know the world fears me now.

I don't know who the fuck Robin is (though I've narrowed it down to a variable gender Fire Emblem protagonist or a fucking weirdo), but my brother's friends have learned to respect what we call "God's spit".

I only played three of the Halo games. The first three, to be exact.

The first one was the best.

The first one was amazing.

Rocket launchers in that one map with lots of ramps.

But that game didn't have gravity hammers or Hornets, did it?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I'm still disappointed they didn't include Zero, frankly.

Well, I just read they're doing Mewtwo as DLC; so I wouldn't be surprised if Zero's name came up.

Doesn't mean I shouldn't be disappointed right now.

But yeah, I heard about Mewtwo. Shame that Great Bay is no more. Mewtwo there was bullshit.

I don't know who the fuck Robin is (though I've narrowed it down to a variable gender Fire Emblem protagonist or a fucking weirdo), but my brother's friends have learned to respect what we call "God's spit".



The first one was amazing.

Rocket launchers in that one map with lots of ramps.

But that game didn't have gravity hammers or Hornets, did it?

...

Const, you're older than me.

How the hell do you not know that the first game had Hornets?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Well, I just read they're doing Mewtwo as DLC; so I wouldn't be surprised if Zero's name came up.

Doesn't mean I shouldn't be disappointed right now.

But yeah, I heard about Mewtwo. Shame that Great Bay is no more. Mewtwo there was bullshit.

But that game didn't have gravity hammers or Hornets, did it?

...

Const, you're older than me.

How the hell do you not know that the first game had Hornets?

Really?

Of all the stupid bullshit the Anglo-Scot Mormon from Virginia has fed you, you question this?

[Liriena]

You know, it's remarkable just how much cool stuff Moore and Gibbons were able to cram into every page of Watchmen.

I mean, the four-legged chicken...

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Doesn't mean I shouldn't be disappointed right now.

But yeah, I heard about Mewtwo. Shame that Great Bay is no more. Mewtwo there was bullshit.



...

Const, you're older than me.

How the hell do you not know that the first game had Hornets?

Really?

Of all the stupid bullshit the Anglo-Scot Mormon from Virginia has fed you, you question this?

I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You know, it's remarkable just how much cool stuff Moore and Gibbons were able to cram into every page of Watchmen.

I mean, the four-legged chicken...

Deep breaths, Liri - Alan Moore is not your friend. Alan Moore is no man's friend. Alan Moore is a sentient lichen, and he hates you.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Really?

Of all the stupid bullshit the Anglo-Scot Mormon from Virginia has fed you, you question this?

I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.

Khan, India.

You don't get a say.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Doesn't mean I shouldn't be disappointed right now.

But yeah, I heard about Mewtwo. Shame that Great Bay is no more. Mewtwo there was bullshit.



...

Const, you're older than me.

How the hell do you not know that the first game had Hornets?

Really?

Of all the stupid bullshit the Anglo-Scot Mormon from Virginia has fed you, you question this?

Halo: Combat Evolved is serious shit, Nat.

[Liriena]

You know, it's remarkable just how much cool stuff Moore and Gibbons were able to cram into every page of Watchmen.

I mean, the four-legged chicken...

Deep breaths, Liri - Alan Moore is not your friend. Alan Moore is no man's friend. Alan Moore is a sentient lichen, and he hates you.

Alan Moore hates me individually? *fangirls*

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Nat and I have concluded his flag could make an excellent buddy cop film.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Nat and I have concluded his flag could make an excellent buddy cop film.

And Charles Dance could play the corrupt mayor with whom they must contend.

And John Hurt is the streetwise and grumpy chief.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Helpful life tips from Khan" is oxymoronic to such a high degree as to have created a new star." - Nat.

[Astrolinium]

"Helpful life tips from Khan" is oxymoronic to such a high degree as to have created a new star." - Nat.

"Who hollowed out Patrick Troughton and filled him with sadness. Why." - Nat

"Fuck you too, Elojah." - Nat

"Pelagianism, bitch." - Nat

"I... I don't understand." - Nat, at least once every other week

[Constaniana]

Well, I just read they're doing Mewtwo as DLC; so I wouldn't be surprised if Zero's name came up.

Doesn't mean I shouldn't be disappointed right now.

But yeah, I heard about Mewtwo. Shame that Great Bay is no more. Mewtwo there was bullshit.

But that game didn't have gravity hammers or Hornets, did it?

...

Const, you're older than me.

How the hell do you not know that the first game had Hornets?

Because I said I had never played it.

Really?

Of all the stupid bullshit the Anglo-Scot Mormon from Virginia has fed you, you question this?

I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Doesn't mean I shouldn't be disappointed right now.

But yeah, I heard about Mewtwo. Shame that Great Bay is no more. Mewtwo there was bullshit.



...

Const, you're older than me.

How the hell do you not know that the first game had Hornets?

Because I said I had never played it.

Right.

Let me tell you about happier times, son, when you couldn't do shit in melee range without a shotgun and tanks were indestructible.

[Constaniana]

Because I said I had never played it.

Right.

Let me tell you about happier times, son, when you couldn't do shit in melee range without a shotgun and tanks were indestructible.

It sounds like I can't reconcile Halo: CE with one of my favourite tactics, which is "If you see a Covie tank, punch it to death".

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Right.

Let me tell you about happier times, son, when you couldn't do shit in melee range without a shotgun and tanks were indestructible.

It sounds like I can't reconcile Halo: CE with one of my favourite tactics, which is "If you see a Covie tank, punch it to death".

Back in my time, there were only scorpion tanks.

So what I did was walk out of the base with my tiny pistol and proceed to outgun that motherfucker.

[Constaniana]

It sounds like I can't reconcile Halo: CE with one of my favourite tactics, which is "If you see a Covie tank, punch it to death".

Back in my time, there were only scorpion tanks.

So what I did was walk out of the base with my tiny pistol and proceed to outgun that motherfucker.

[Erinkita II]

I just dropped in to alert everyone that Australian newsreaders are going to have an Anchorman-esque brawl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDFCrnSSxJ4

[Liriena]

I just dropped in to alert everyone that Australian newsreaders are going to have an Anchorman-esque brawl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDFCrnSSxJ4

[Nude East Ireland]

CKII has led me to believe people from Gujarat are all badasses.

Krish, is this true?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

CKII has led me to believe people from Gujarat are all badasses.

Krish, is this true?

Modi is Gujarati, take that as you will.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://m.bbc.com/news/magazine-30122030

Absolutely remarkable.

[Liriena]

CKII has led me to believe people from Gujarat are all badasses.

Krish, is this true?

Modi is Gujarati, take that as you will.

It is confirmed, then.

http://m.bbc.com/news/magazine-30122030

Absolutely remarkable.

You people are everywhere.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://m.bbc.com/news/magazine-30122030

Absolutely remarkable.

"It's not a question of interested. I am the Indian Jerusalem needs, not the Indian it deserves."