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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:25 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You don't get heated? Let's test the theory.

What if, during a speech tournament, someone argued the 12th Doctor was rubbish?

I would coldly dismantle their family lives by slowly easing them into a cocaine addiction while ravaging their finances via bad investments, frame them for the murder of a loved one (preferably a minor), rig the system to get life imprisonment by clever use of blackmail, pay the prisoners off into starting fights around them until they are forced into solitary, then replace all their meals with unflavored quinoa.

So much fucking quinoa.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:26 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I would coldly dismantle their family lives by slowly easing them into a cocaine addiction while ravaging their finances via bad investments, frame them for the murder of a loved one (preferably a minor), rig the system to get life imprisonment by clever use of blackmail, pay the prisoners off into starting fights around them until they are forced into solitary, then replace all their meals with unflavored quinoa.

So much fucking quinoa.

That's my boy.

Mind, I've never actually eaten quinoa.

It's in my house, but fuck that.
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:52 pm

This Cracked article revealed to me this affront to human dignity.

That's quite possibly the most absurdly stupid thing I've ever seen. It's so densely fucking moronic that spacetime folds around it, creating a singularity upon which the banality of human existence orbits, never dipping below the event horizon into complete entropy but always circling around, trapped near enough to gaze into the abyss of total idiocy and know, but never enough to end it all in an orgy of bullshit.

I'm going to buy 7 of them.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:10 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:This Cracked article revealed to me this affront to human dignity.

That's quite possibly the most absurdly stupid thing I've ever seen. It's so densely fucking moronic that spacetime folds around it, creating a singularity upon which the banality of human existence orbits, never dipping below the event horizon into complete entropy but always circling around, trapped near enough to gaze into the abyss of total idiocy and know, but never enough to end it all in an orgy of bullshit.

I'm going to buy 7 of them.

:rofl:
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:39 pm

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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:40 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:


:rofl:
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:40 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

I hope to Christ it's owned by a middle-aged Vietnamese man.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:42 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:


:rofl:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

I hope to Christ it's owned by a middle-aged Vietnamese man.

I hope it becomes a major franchise.

In the Elfen High universe, this is massively popular across Europe and America.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Erinkita II
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Postby Erinkita II » Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:50 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:This Cracked article revealed to me this affront to human dignity.

That's quite possibly the most absurdly stupid thing I've ever seen. It's so densely fucking moronic that spacetime folds around it, creating a singularity upon which the banality of human existence orbits, never dipping below the event horizon into complete entropy but always circling around, trapped near enough to gaze into the abyss of total idiocy and know, but never enough to end it all in an orgy of bullshit.

I'm going to buy 7 of them.

It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

What is soul food anyway?
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Postby Agritum » Wed Nov 19, 2014 11:12 pm

Erinkita II wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:This Cracked article revealed to me this affront to human dignity.

That's quite possibly the most absurdly stupid thing I've ever seen. It's so densely fucking moronic that spacetime folds around it, creating a singularity upon which the banality of human existence orbits, never dipping below the event horizon into complete entropy but always circling around, trapped near enough to gaze into the abyss of total idiocy and know, but never enough to end it all in an orgy of bullshit.

I'm going to buy 7 of them.

It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

What is soul food anyway?

...chicken?
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Postby Astrolinium » Wed Nov 19, 2014 11:33 pm

Erinkita II wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:This Cracked article revealed to me this affront to human dignity.

That's quite possibly the most absurdly stupid thing I've ever seen. It's so densely fucking moronic that spacetime folds around it, creating a singularity upon which the banality of human existence orbits, never dipping below the event horizon into complete entropy but always circling around, trapped near enough to gaze into the abyss of total idiocy and know, but never enough to end it all in an orgy of bullshit.

I'm going to buy 7 of them.

It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

What is soul food anyway?


Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing. :)
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Nov 19, 2014 11:35 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Erinkita II wrote:It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.


What is soul food anyway?


Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing. :)


The hell is a hushpuppy?
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Postby Astrolinium » Wed Nov 19, 2014 11:38 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing. :)


The hell is a hushpuppy?


The warmth of a mother's hug, commonly served as a side at seafood restaurants.
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Postby Erinkita II » Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:00 am

Agritum wrote:
Erinkita II wrote:It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.


What is soul food anyway?

...chicken?

Chickens have no souls.

Astrolinium wrote:
Erinkita II wrote:It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.


What is soul food anyway?


Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing. :)

I know what about half those things are, and I want to be surprised by the rest.
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:04 am

Erinkita II wrote:
Agritum wrote:...chicken?

Chickens have no souls.

Astrolinium wrote:
Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing. :)

I know what about half those things are, and I want to be surprised by the rest.


And lo and behold, the fried chicken danced.
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Postby Constaniana » Thu Nov 20, 2014 3:30 am

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing. :)


The hell is a hushpuppy?

A lump of fried cornmeal, basically.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Nov 20, 2014 4:31 am

Constaniana wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
The hell is a hushpuppy?

A lump of fried cornmeal, basically.

The French fry's obese, less salty cousin.

They're not bad.

Fuck chicken fried steak, though. Why would you do that to a steak?
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Erinkita II » Thu Nov 20, 2014 4:57 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:A lump of fried cornmeal, basically.

The French fry's obese, less salty cousin.

They're not bad.

Fuck chicken fried steak, though. Why would you do that to a steak?

Is it fried in the same oil you used for chicken or something?
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:46 am

Astrolinium wrote:
Erinkita II wrote:It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.


What is soul food anyway?


Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing. :)

It comes from the food African American slaves would eat. You see, the diet of the 19th century American was shit, but they gave slaves relatively healthy foods, like collard greens, which helped them get through the day. Slaves had meat, but they burned it so it wouldn't taste so bad.
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Postby Erinkita II » Thu Nov 20, 2014 7:31 am

http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/mr-folk
:rofl: Love it and I've never been to Yorkshire
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Postby Constaniana » Thu Nov 20, 2014 7:58 am

Erinkita II wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/mr-folk
:rofl: Love it and I've never been to Yorkshire

:rofl:
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:32 am

Erinkita II wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/mr-folk
:rofl: Love it and I've never been to Yorkshire

:rofl:
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Astrolinium » Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:37 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:A lump of fried cornmeal, basically.

The French fry's obese, less salty cousin.

They're not bad.

Fuck chicken fried steak, though. Why would you do that to a steak?


Have you ever eaten a chicken fried steak? It's glorious, no matter how much it tastes like heart disease on a plate.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:56 am

http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/now-then?s=mobile

Disappointed William hasn't used these.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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