Elfen High 2 (OOC 11, Closed, Hindustan Zindabad)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm playing Far Cry 4.

It's set in a country modelled after Northern India.

That alone is a reason to get it.

Insert obligatory Miracle of Sound.

Come into this world of mine....

[Nationstatelandsville]

Insert obligatory Miracle of Sound.

Come into this world of mine....

This is what Khan will sing as he leads the Blood March into the Battle of Iron.

He will be the sole victor, standing over the shattered corpse of humankind.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Come into this world of mine....

This is what Khan will sing as he leads the Blood March into the Battle of Iron.

He will be the sole victor, standing over the shattered corpse of humankind.

Welcome home, my friend!
Yeah we’re gonna have a good time
Welcome home again
Come into this world of mine...

Let it go!
We’re gonna tear it up!
Tear it up tonight!
Tear it up!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

That song should be used in Indian tourist commercials.

It's accurate.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-trivial-things-with-armies-crazy-advocates/

These are true.

Anyone who doesn't tab their code should be beaten to death with their own loved ones.

[Agritum]

I just tried running over an elephant with a pickup truck.

The results were horrible.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I just tried running over an elephant with a pickup truck.

The results were horrible.

"Oh, fuck! Who threw this tin can at me? Why is it screaming?"

[Agritum]

It's basically India: The Game.

Well, Northern India. Still, I set some monkeys on fire and threw them on a military camp before jumping on an elephant and trampling all the survivors.

On another occasion, I rigged an autorickshaw with C4 explosives and went kamikaze on some poor guards.

[Nude East Ireland]

I'm reading The Lords of Discipline.

"Cunt-eyed fuck" is an insult used in the novel.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I personally have had to resort to stealing fucks from others.

[Constaniana]

"They ultimately settled on just kicking down the door and shooting him in the face, but check out this plan the Pentagon received for catching Osama bin Laden: Parachute in BEARS who would track him down with their "Excellent sense of smell"

Why couldn't the SEALS have used this plan?

[Nude East Ireland]

"They ultimately settled on just kicking down the door and shooting him in the face, but check out this plan the Pentagon received for catching Osama bin Laden: Parachute in BEARS who would track him down with their "Excellent sense of smell"

Why couldn't the SEALS have used this plan?

Because the military is no fun.

[Astrolinium]

(Image)

I personally have had to resort to stealing fucks from others.

I need whatever that picture is from.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Pennsylvania! Virtue, liberty, and independence, fuck yeah!

[Erinkita II]

I'm reading The Lords of Discipline.

"Cunt-eyed fuck" is an insult used in the novel.

Cunt-eyes is a very serious condition that has been overlooked for too long. That's why I wear this pink ribbon. I know breast cancer awareness claimed that colour first, so to distinguish them we made our ribbons scented.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm reading The Lords of Discipline.

"Cunt-eyed fuck" is an insult used in the novel.

Cunt-eyes is a very serious condition that has been overlooked for too long. That's why I wear this pink ribbon. I know breast cancer awareness claimed that colour first, so to distinguish them we made our ribbons scented.

...What kind of scent could you possibly use?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I'm reading The Lords of Discipline.

"Cunt-eyed fuck" is an insult used in the novel.

Cunt-eyes is a very serious condition that has been overlooked for too long. That's why I wear this pink ribbon. I know breast cancer awareness claimed that colour first, so to distinguish them we made our ribbons scented.

"Jeff, there's an eye in your vagina."

"No, you idiot. There's a vagina around my eye.

[Erinkita II]

Cunt-eyes is a very serious condition that has been overlooked for too long. That's why I wear this pink ribbon. I know breast cancer awareness claimed that colour first, so to distinguish them we made our ribbons scented.

...What kind of scent could you possibly use?

You already know. In a place in your mind locked off from your consciousness to protect you from madness, you know.

Cunt-eyes is a very serious condition that has been overlooked for too long. That's why I wear this pink ribbon. I know breast cancer awareness claimed that colour first, so to distinguish them we made our ribbons scented.

"Jeff, there's an eye in your vagina."

"No, you idiot. There's a vagina around my eye.

The poor bastard prays for menopause.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

...What kind of scent could you possibly use?

You already know. In a place in your mind locked off from your consciousness to protect you from madness, you know.

"Jeff, there's an eye in your vagina."

"No, you idiot. There's a vagina around my eye.

The poor bastard prays for menopause.

"Are you crying blood?"

"No.

"Then what..."

"You don't want to know."

[Nationstatelandsville]

#3.

This is much better than having Homer thrown at my head in the form of a textbook written by stuffy academics who hate love and poetry.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Poets of the Fall and Miracle of Sound are basically the only two English language music I listen to while writing these days.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Poets of the Fall and Miracle of Sound are basically the only two English language music I listen to while writing these days.

I get a lot of Poets of the Fall music in my YouTube recommendations.

Which is weird, because I listened to three songs damn near a year ago by now, and haven't ever listened to them since.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Poets of the Fall and Miracle of Sound are basically the only two English language music I listen to while writing these days.

I almost didn't see the "while writing" part. I was gonna ask if Linkin Park had disappeared or something. .

You know, it's almost odd to think that an old Indian man listens to them.

Then again I don't think many people expect a Mexican boy to have heard of Daler Mendhi.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Poets of the Fall and Miracle of Sound are basically the only two English language music I listen to while writing these days.

I get a lot of Poets of the Fall music in my YouTube recommendations.

Which is weird, because I listened to three songs damn near a year ago by now, and haven't ever listened to them since.

I'm surprised you don't listen to them - they seem like the kind of music you'd be into, I feel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLS378rCjxw

I burn to make you understand
One wrong word and it may all come crashing down
For the fates are devious by heart
They envy your dreams, so they'll let you drown.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Poets of the Fall and Miracle of Sound are basically the only two English language music I listen to while writing these days.

I almost didn't see the "while writing" part. I was gonna ask if Linkin Park had disappeared or something. .

You know, it's almost odd to think that an old Indian man listens to them.

Then again I don't think many people expect a Mexican boy to have heard of Daler Mendhi.

Linkin Park is extremely popular in India among all age groups and demographics.