The Filipino Channel - (Asigna's news)

by **Asigna** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:11 am

E D I T O R I A L - P U B L I C A T I O N

Exploring Filipino euphoria to the new politics: The 6th party concert

Phi shaped fireworks erupt at the opening ceremony of the Asigna concert
at the Philippine arena

I'm a Fil am and i just went back into the country just last year. As a person who moved to the states when i was young and having grew up in America, i am technically an American citizen but recently, the Filipino part of my genes inflamed with the passion to rediscover my heritage, it might had been due to the grip the patriotic propaganda of the Asigna government has on me. I always was excited by the new state of our country, especially since i keep on hearing about the Asigna party, what they had done and how good they were in leadership and moved by their "promotional campaigns" to return back to this once humble third world developing nation. I wanted to explore the new nation and see the new government and hopefully catch a glimpse of the man whom everyone knew as "Terten" or the "punong" (leader in tagalog), i wanted to see what makes him so special, so praised as a leader and what makes him such a big deal in the Filipino society, I had one chance of doing all this, at the 6th party concert. Critics would relate the yearly "party concerts" to the annual Nuremberg rallies done by the Nazis but for me, this is just exaggeration. This is different, and i had to see this.

It's a yearly celebration, fireworks kicked off the celebration of the Asigna party at the Ciudad de Victoria in Bulacan a few minutes before midnight Sunday. High profile officials along with their Filipino compatriots cheered as fireworks lit up the area, including the Philippine Arena where the celebration held this Sunday. Traffic remained tight in the surrounding roads with congested roads being a common sight miles around the arena as more and more guests come to visit the party concert, the largest political rally ever held in the country, a nationalist rally held yearly in order to underline the popularity of the ruling party over the Filipino bayan.

Tens of thousands of guests gather inside the arena to attend the party concert

Stepping inside the arena, the place was clearly crowded, officers, local coordinators, those officials with megaphones whose jobs were to direct their subordinates, KK agents and normal people of what to do told us that we were not allowed to seat unless we were told to.

Overhead, Dangan aerial surveillance airships were flying about while spotlights were being shown everywhere. The entire scenery was lit up enough to black out the stars in the night sky.

There were groups among the crowds that were clearly divided with people wearing different outfits according to their individual regional heritage. These groups were later revealed to us by some of the celebration's coordinators as performers for the later events in the concert. In the background, the hukbo bands continued to play Hukbo marching songs for a few minutes before they switched to playing local colonial background music. After a few minute wait, announcers then declared that the program has begun after which us the audience was finally allowed to be seated at our respective areas. Propaganda presentations were common sight afterwards, as projection per projection was fired in front of the crowds showing how our country was and is still progressive under the punong and how we were steadily on the path of creating a new empire, one that was to compensate for our societal setbacks as being former slaves of Europe and western bodies and would soon rise on the same sun as the Martinezist empire of Cuscatlan.

After which, the announcer then told us to settle down as the punong himself had arrived. Everyone was waiting. "The punong is coming!" One random person said to me as we all leaned from our seats to have a glimpse of our punong who had barely been making any real public appearances outside the conference rooms. It seemed that over the past few days he had been very busy with the political mumbo jumbo that must have been plaguing this nation both inside and out. Mostly out as the repeated threats of invasion, political coercion and political subordination from other countries had been intensifying in an ever increasing rate lately.

"Our leader! Our President! EEERRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNN TEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRTEEEEEEEENNNNNNN!!!!!!!" said the announcer in a way which one could hear from how one announces the name of a champ boxing contestant in those boxing matches. As the announcement was carried out, everyone in the arena simultaneously raised clenched fists in the air. The Filipino salute, reserved as a sign of euphoric approval or praise by crowds towards a single person.

Crowds in the concert giving clenched fist salutes to Terten

"MABUHAY!" The announcer shouted before the crowd itself repeated the chant while they repeatedly pumped their clenched fists in the air. Of course, throughout the frenzy of raised fists, i myself couldn't really see the punong until a holographic projection which showed an size enhanced version of him was shown in mid air. As the crowds continued their chanting, the bespectacled president just waved back as he stepped unto the middle of the arena.

"MGA KABABAYAN!" His voice thundered through the speakers as he shouted enthusiastically. "MAKE SOME NOISE!!!" The crowd then made a loud cheer that echoed across the whole structure which could had been heard by people outside the arena. This was the power of the people, the power of the crowds and of course, the man who holds that power, is the man who holds the support of the crowd itself, the president, Terten himself, the bespectacled man with the smile under his thin whiskers under his nose, the familiar unchanging warm smile which one could relate to his official portrait appeals to all as the kind leader that everyone in this country badly needs. The two things in his face, the serious look and the warm and happy smile, two contradicting features yet telling as he projects the image of a serious yet compassionate man, again the man who is the rightful leader of the Filipino bayan, the Filipino community.

"TERTEN! TERTEN! TERTEN! TERTEN! TERTEN! TERTEN!" The crowd thundered as the marching bands played the brass instrumental version of the bayan's second anthem, the bagong lipunan hymn. As the crowd continued their cheers, Terten then proceeded to silence them all down as he was about to give one of those political speeches. He then cleared his throat before he began.

"With our brave hearts we vow from the first time we marched into Manila and claimed our rightful place over this country to begin the new revolution, those who undermine the Filipino people SHALL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF THE DAY! THIS HAS SHALL.....and shall always be the maxim in which we stand for!"

He then gave the clenched fist salute which everyone quickly responded back with the salute. I waited for him to speak more but it seemed that he was done speaking. This has got to be the shortest speech he has ever given to the public. As in average, his impromptu public speaking was as long as 3 to 4 minutes but this didn't even last a minute, not even half of it. Nevertheless, he was still good at stirring public emotion as everyone was cheering again, proudly waving Phi banners and Filipino flags for him.

A performance by LAziNg, President Terten's favourite band

Intermission number by intermission numbers followed by different bands. The highlight of this part of the concert was the performance that was done by the Hukbo personnel themselves. Partially in their combat uniform, they then began excellently choreographed dances on different songs. As this was something new, real military personnel being brought in front to perform in a rally that was supposed to project only nothing but the political power of the state, me and my acquaintances found this very humorous. We then came to the 'sexy dance' part of the dancing army men while "talk dirty" played in the background in which was the part the crowd literally lit up in a roar of applause and spontaneous cheering. Cheering and cheering, the crowd itself couldn't stop even after the performances had ended the euphoria.

As the concert ended, the president then stepped in the middle of the arena to give his closing remarks. Unlike before, he was not wearing his Asigna party uniform as he usually does, he instead was wearing casual clothes as if he was some random guy.

"Mga kapatid. I saved the best words for last and let me start by saying that all the performances were awesome! Da best!" He said as the crowd applauded lightly.

"Over the past few minutes this small part of our bayan, as there are only like- 15,000 of us now in this very arena yet we are still able to make a good show even with a remarkably low amount of people." The crowd then applauded again.

"Countries, other nations, other cliques beyond our community always brag about the number of people in their nation, the number of soldiers who march in their military shows yet they fail to show one thing. Credible presentation. Quality of performance over quantity of performers." The crowd the applauded again as they cheered for their own achievements.

"Gone are the days when we are the nation that everyone was laughing at. Gone are the days in which we were still a bullied nation. As today, we are no longer the victims of unkindly underestimation. We are not anymore 'those silly dumb monkeys who live in the sick man of southeast Asia'. As to those who still think that way, should have they seen what we have done over this concert, they would had thought twice before they went up to conclude we are still the same society and people as we were in the past. They would only be leaving thinking of what has happened to those people who were once embarrassed and made unfortunate by events in our history and the corruption the once was in this community. The achievements of our revolution, our our current actions and our perpetual unending determination to bring progress upon ourselves and to be resilient enough to keep on marching even though how hard the circumstances that we face may be, they would only be reviewing of what has happened to us over the past years during the days we had worked hard to be on the situation where we are right now to set an inspiration for their totally confused themselves."

As he said so, the crowd laughed. "Yes, of course. If one has forgotten about the principle of karma then one should send himself back into learning such basic things in low level education just so they could be thought not to mess with people who are unfortunate at one point as in the future, there will come a time that those certain people might be on the situation where he would finally be greater than the person who was previously taunting them.

My brothers....one of those once unfortunate people is the Filipino people!"

And indeed, as the program ended, we were still reviewing the events that happened in the ceremony, and we were left with the patriotic feeling glued to ourselves after that speech. Who else feels great enough to undermine us? Who dares now to laugh at us? Those were the main message of the concert which one should embed in their minds. This is the power of the Asigna party, they are the voice of the Filipino people.

Now i know.

by **Asigna** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:20 pm

A D V E R T I S E M E N T

(Music starts playing)

by **The Third Nova Terra of Scrin** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 7:45 am

What's this?

by **Asigna** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 7:48 am

NEWS

Foreign affairs ministress Rosa Rivera back in the job, delivers formal apology to Flardania

ZAMBAONGA CITY, bayan. Rosa Rivera is now back in her job as foreign ministress of the Filipino bayan she says, her formal reaccession to her cabinet post will come shortly this evening though effectively, she has taken all the rights and duties of the foreign ministress back into her hands from Christina Gonzales, her close friend who had been the acting ministress during Rivera's recovery leave. Rivera had made a video in her office at the foreign ministry building in Pasay telling her that the terrorist attack by the Al-Ghazi in Flardania was a result of "security blunders" made by the KK, which is still said to be incompetent when it comes to dealing with terrorist threats.

"It has been our mistake that we had greatly underestimated the potential for terrorist activity being targeted against us. We had not imagined, that the horrors of the past era, the time when Islamism was a great issue in our world would then come back to us and haunt us with its ghosts. We believe that this is a wake up call for us to be more vigilant to terrorist threats."

She said in a video she uploaded through her "Punch" account.

"Everyone in the PCP is the victim." She added. "The incident in the Kechum Pavilion makes it clear that Islamism is a grave threat and must be neutralized or must become a big part of our security agenda."

She also added that "reforms" would now be the answer to the ailing reputation of the country's security services such as the Aklan-KK and the KK.

"We need the extensive support of the other allies and potential members of a coalition of willing statesmen to create an 'Anti terror' network'.

After being taken hostage and taking a "recovery leave" to make way for her psychological recovery from the trauma she sustained in the incident. The Al-Ghazi group is determined as the group responsible for the attack in the Kechum Pavilion. The group tried to raid the KEchum Pavilion and establish an Islamic state of Flardania, which did not even last for a fay after a fierce gunfight which caused the deaths of the several Victorialan bodyguards and as well as several KK agents inside a Dangan transport airship that was supposed to be carrying the Filipino delegation to the regional meeting. The Al Ghazi group, is said to be one of the largest terrorist organizations in the Arabian North Africa and the Levant which was previously known by Terten as an "ally of convenience against communist invasion of Bashria". The Terten regime's decision to arm the group has been considered by some as a a factor that lead to the rise of the group's power. The group is headed by an "Imam" known as Abdul Quddus, which is considered as a "dangerous terrorist" only recently after the attack in Flardania.

The group is said to have a base in eastern Europe, determined by the Kalihiman and some of Bashria's intelligence agencies.[/box]

by **Qandaristan** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 7:51 am

What is the purpose of this thread?

by **Lioniel** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 6:39 am

Qandaristan wrote:What is the purpose of this thread?

my guess is that this thread is for Filipino players of NS who will use it as a hub for them to gather and discuss issues .

by **National Socialist Korea** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 6:42 am

Lioniel wrote:
Qandaristan wrote:What is the purpose of this thread?

my guess is that this thread is for Filipino players of NS who will use it as a hub for them to gather and discuss issues .

OOC:

No. It's the news thread of an IC nation. Your posting is not required here, because it's considered spamming.

/not-a-mod

by **Asigna** » Sat Nov 22, 2014 9:12 pm

NEWS

Malacanang scraps use of AGENCY GB bold typeface

The Malacanang has recently announced the decision to scrap the continued use of the bold AGENCY FB typeface, which has been the bayan government's main font applied for official use. It comes after suggestions from an anonymous letter from students in Ateneo de Zamboanga university which stated that ending the usage of AGENCY FB bold font will save ink that could fill 3 entire Olympic size swimming pools annually, and to count the cost of printer ink in our time, that's a lot of ink and money wasted. The Malacanang however said that it will continue to use AGENCY FB though will use only "leaner" versions of the font in an effort to preserve the "Asigna" atmosphere in their writings and communiques.

Not a new idea?

The idea may seem bright and all though the credit of the life hack cannot be owed simply to those particular Ateneo students. A similar letter had already been made before in the United states. It all started as a meager suggestion by a teenager in America, when a 14-year-old student Suvir Mirchandani suggested that he could save the US government as much as much as $400 million dollars (£240m) by simply changing the font in official documents it seemed like the perfect lifehack: simple, elegant, and one in the eye for wasteful bureaucracies the world over.

Mirchandani’s hypothesis, published in a student-run Harvard journal, was that by switching from Times New Roman to a narrower, smaller font (He chose Garamond) the government would be using less of their precious printer ink - a liquid more expensive then Chanel No.5 perfume.

The idea to replace the US federal government's use of the Times new roman with Garamound resonated in some sections of the American elite before though it only went as far as forcing the government to use only smaller variations of the former font. There had been similar efforts elsewhere in the world the years that came after, particularly in Europe where one time, some countries were desperately broke that they had to save even their own printer inks.

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by **Asigna** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 10:42 pm

Terten 'not responsible' for economic growth

BY JULIE ANN GADAYAN

Much of the effort placed in the incumbent president, Erin Terten's 5 year socio-economic revolution was not even needed for the Philippines to be the economic power in now is economists say.

"The economy was already growing due to the fiscal policies and wide social reforms by the previous president Ramon Drapiza who has done much more than Erin Terten." Says an analyst who agreed to speak only in the condition of anonymity. "The economic campaign may have done a little though this didn't do much to economic growth. It employed a huge sector in the population but even that was not needed to alleviate poverty.Ever since federalism happened in the 2030s, which was prior to the Terten regime, growth was already steady at 8-9% and it was inclusive."

Federalization came to the country in 2035 after a massive campaign by Ramon Drapiza to support his move to reform the constitution and turn the country from a unitary provincial based republic into a federation of states in hopes that economic development will finally "even out" due to decentralized planning and budget management. The period of a massive building a service sector boom came immediately after the federalization.

"The reason why Terten gets all the credit is that unlike the previous administration, Drapiza was very modest in speaking about his administration's contributions. Terten on the other hand, was very vocal about the development and with his monopoly over the media, he was able to sell the fact that 'much had happened' because of him and his party. Drapiza also grew unpopular due to the defeat in the Sino-Philippine skirmishes which Terten used against him." Said the economist. The Asigna party is known for their widespread state campaigns, promotional advertisements, films and nuremberg styled rallies which are all methods of the party to rally in a nationalistic feeling in the population. "In fact, things grew worse in Terten. The Chinese persecution early this year made investors flee the country, especially investors from Hongkong who didn't like the persecutions. The party was forced to look for investors back at the west. Dependence on wooing European and even Japanese investors grew as Terten could no longer rely on the Chinese. Economic growth slowed from the 8-9% standard down to the 6.5 average."

Immediately when Terten came into power, the Chinese were heavily marginalized and targeted against by state promoted persecutions. This heavily intensified in 2047 when riots went deadly causing 200 Chinese dead, according to government reports though some allege that these counts were less than the actual death toll which some say could rise up to thousands. Most of these attacks happened in night time. The period of violent nights was known as Sunogabi (night of fire).

"It was only when Terten decided to end the nonsense that the economy again began to grow as investors where extremely attracted to the steady growth of the Philippine public works projects that were started under Drapiza but were seized and owned by Terten and his party." Only recently, Erin Terten did apologized and lifted the harsh policies regarding the Chinese. Though officially over, the anti Chinese sentiment remains and the Chinese are still wary of the Philippines given the stigma of the regime and the Phi banner has given them.

"For all we know, we can thank Terten in his foreign policy." He says outlining the fact that the Philippines grew a 'strong power' image after the new foreign policy of Terten focused on ASEAN integration and to some extent, expansionism. "Even though how much damage has been done to the Philippine economy, we still remain as the largest in Southeast Asia and one of the largest in East Asia and ultimately, the world." The analyst say.

by **Asigna** » Tue May 24, 2016 3:43 am

"Duterte Line" opened to public, dubbed as "world's longest underground transport network"

BY JULIE ANN GADAYAN

HUMANITY'S FEAT. Ermund Panganiban
of the bayan ministry of domestic economy was the
keynote speaker at the christening ceremony of the
Duterte line.

The more than 4,000 kilometer long Duterte line is now the largest underground transport network in the whole world, Ermund Panganiban, current bayan minister of domestic economy declared in a christening ceremony in which more than 2,000 delegates of the investing entities from all over the bayan have come to attend. "This is indeed, a great marvel not just of the bayan, but of all humanity as well." Panganiban said in a speech during the christening ceremony. "We have conquered one of the deepest seas and had penetrated the seemingly unbreakable barriers in nature."

Panganiban then proceeded to declare the long list of sponsors who contributed to the development of the project. There were lots of familiar names but the list was noticeably dominated by unfamiliar ones, people who were no longer alive and organizations which are now already defunct. Risa Teves, the member of the project managing council that was responsible for the development of this line stated this was so because the line was not new, rather, it is a decades long project that started during the Duterte administration in the late 2010s.

"We had to pay for this feat using pools blood, sweat and a huge pile of broken machinery." Teves quipped citing the many accidents, the long work hours and the broken equipment which was mostly borrowed from abroad.

A decades long development

The 4,000 long railway line was inaugurated during the Duterte administration. It was part of the Bisayan president's dream of making an inter archipelagaic railway as part of his legacy. Originally though, Duterte only planned to include Mindanao but the private sector lobbied for a greater scope of his national railway project. Construction started immediately after its approval although there were some constraints which were mainly pessimism from the succeeding administrations and lack of political will when the going gets tough in terms of financing. Teves then recalled how the project was almost shut down during the Roxas administration in the early 20s due to the huge number of casualties that were sustained in the numerous accidents during the first phase of the construction. The former administration dubbed "geological weaknesses" to be part of the reason why the project was briefly put on hold and was at the brink of being ultimately mothballed.

Construction resumed immediately after the Manila quake to ramp up spending and increase growth which at the time was at 9% falling of the government's target which was at 12%. "Although the previous administrations had their contributions to the project, none were so committed to its completion as the Terten administration." Teves said recalling how Terten would push aside anyone who opposed him when he declared that he will attempt to complete the construction within the first 4 years of his administration. The estimated cost of the construction over the years was around 400 billion dollars.

LONGEST IN THE WORLD. The 4,000 Kilometer long
Duterte line took 3 decades to be constructed. This was due
to the numerous constraints that the managing team
met over the years and the nature of the local geography

Not purely civilian?

While many lauded the ambitiousness of the project, some critics floated to decry the true intent of the administrations, most particularly that of Terten in finishing the project. "There are many military analysts who said that the project had a high military value since it gave the military easy mobility around most of the major islands." Said Teves. "In fact, it was said that rebellions could be easily smashed with this tunnel network. Troops would easily flood from one island to the other when it was needed." Many analysts described the tunnels as the "artery of the regime's military power".

The administration has shrugged these speculations as "baseless" and "paranoid in nature" reiterating the notion that the project was "purely civilian in nature".

Expect much more fast paced movement of goods and people in the Kapitalias

Economists have said that the completion of this line will have profound effects on the country's economy. "The Philippines would have to become familiar to the culture of railways which had influenced great nations such as Japan and the United states." said Teves who then elaborated the way countries with railways had changed when the technology was introduced to make their nation more connected and to make travel nationwide easier. The Philippines, an archipelago, used to be connected using sea and air travel, but in the face of a instability at sea, the public had to have a way to travel without being affected by the threat of submarines and anti air missiles, some military analysts say.

by **Asigna** » Wed Jun 01, 2016 6:12 am

BIG ONE: Metro Manila civil situation stabilized, cleanup operation commences

BY JULIE ANN GADAYAN

Manila still on fire.

The situation of law and order in the main Metropolis of the bayan, still in shambles after the recent 9.2 magnitude earthquake has now returned to "normalized" conditions, bayan Kalihiman director Trisha Rodriguez said in a press conference at Quezon city, which was miraculously undamaged in the earthquake despite its distance with the Marikina West Valley fault system. "The normalized situation is only possible due to the heavy presence of the KK in the shaken metropolis." Said Rodriguez. The KK's 1st Kor was recently declared to be have been reorganized after the earthquake had reportedly rendered a quarter of the kor's members unable for service due to injuries sustained in the earthquake. Rodriguez declared the the 1st kor was only able to replenish itself using reservists from the kors in the neighboring provinces which were only little affected by the earthquake.

With the force of more than dozens of little boys

Jose Gachalan, head engineer of the Philippine institute of volcanology (PHIVOLCS) announced that the force that was released during the earthquake was many times more powerful than the power of a dozen atomic bombs equivalent to the one dropped in Hiroshima. Gachalan also gave a grave warning that should the earthquake have been a few decimal points more powerful in magnitude, it would have triggered the Manila trench to give way thus unleashing a destructive tsunami all over the western seaboard of the bayan and other nations bordering the west Philippine sea. Gachalan however also noted that the earthquake was highly unanticipated due to a similar and far more deadlier earthquake that happened in during the Roxas administration in the late 2020s. "It (west valley fault) had already moved." Said the head engineer. "There was simply no sense that the amount of energy released during the latest quake was able to accumulate in just a few decades." He noted that the earthquake that occurred decades earlier was far weaker measuring only up to 7.4 in the richter scale yet was far deadlier due to the metropolis's unpreparedness and lousy infrastructure at the time. "But even for that comparatively small earthquake to occur, the west valley fault had to be at tension for more than a hundred years." He said citing the lack of any significant movement in the fault for a few hundred years.

An investigation on an unexpected quake

Despite PhiVolcs's claims, the Timente administration vowed that those who were responsible for "endangering the Filipino people by being lousy at their jobs at foreseeing an 'obvious' danger" will be held accountable. A massive probe had already been launched by the administration calling for 'harsh punishments' of the science team which Timente vowed will be "reorganized" and "purged of reckless drunkards".

Official statistics place the bodycount as high as 6,405 dead and 120,000 injuries. However, the liberal party of the opposition accused the ruling Natpro of "skewing statistics by hiding the actual casualties" which they claim was at the "tens of thousands", the Natpro party's public relations responded by condemning the opposition for "spreading lies and paranoia".

Foreign nations send good will

Despite the international incidents that played before this great disaster, several nations, even those who are known to have had participated in the propaganda campaign against the bayan during the previous SʌCTO-bayan tensions such as the Federalist Philippines, a known ally to SʌCTO when it comes to their methods of dealing with social policy and communism. It's nationals have been now reported to have visited the bayan for fund raising concerts and prayer vigils for the victims of the quake. The state of Kirishima on the other hand had sent forth a hospital ship as well as a fleet of emergency vehicles. There are now spreading anecdotes describing the Kirishinan embassy as a safe haven for lost foreigners in the ruined city and even rumors that the administration was planning on awarding the Kirishinan diplomatic mission with a black sun for its generosity and seriousness in duty but the executive spokesperson were quick to snuff such claims aside.

SCOOP: An Analysis on Moriarty, into the mind of the self proclaimed "progressive hip king"

BY ARTHUR KINLAND

He's hip, he's rad and bad (literally and figuratively), he's the president of the progressivist Ardokian state and he's no other than the fedora wearing, bling studded and coat donning president Alistair K. Moriarty. His administration was marred with open secrets of human rights violations, several wars both domestic and abroad which are also filled with its gross share of human rights violations, tolerance camps and distasteful musical performances which he sings with his national parliament.

Yes, he's the man infamous abroad because of his open endorsement of camps dedicated to making Ardokian citizens who are moving out of the "progressive line" into more "compassionate" citizens. He describes himself as a man who "hates those who hate" and is "intolerant to the intolerant" which is quite problematic in itself considering the amount of hypocrisy one will have to go through before one is able to achieve in eliminating the two eternal concepts existent in human nature, hate and intolerance. Even with all the monstrous displays in Jezinne, to the people of Anglandia, and those who are not loyal to the doctrines being pursued by what the state claims to be "Ardokian culture", he is regarded as a rockstar by his fellow countrymen. Or is he? Maybe that's what he just wants us to think. Nevertheless the man is quite a unique figure in history as never there had been any historical man so deplorable that he'd be obviously a villain should he take a role in the movies hold such progressive values. Many commentators abroad who are progressive activists themselves have been careful to steer clear of the Ardokian path so as not to be acquainted to the notorious monstrosities of the Moriarty government and the enigmatic political entity who is making rounds recently in international stage, Toolsbergia which Raissa Robles, a political critic described as "probably Ardoki's only real ally".

According to well known psychologists from the Philippine psychiatric association, they were able to figure out the inner workings of the peculiar Ardokian statesman by just studying his antics, the way he acts on screen, the speeches he gives, his online posts, the orders he gives and carries out and the image he projects and has come to the conclusion that the man is suffering from "narcissistic personality disorder as well as bipolar syndrome" which explains the man's political antics. "Moriarty gives orders which are based on psycho emotional outbursts rather than careful calculated planning..." said a psychologist who refused to be named due to security reasons. "There's a reason why he tends to be friendly at times yet shows of tends to grow quite radical when faced with emotional pressure."

The MBTI Jungian assocation of Davao city meanwhile gave an assessment in one of the "Political know how" articles that Moriarty was an ISFJ, a type described to be "Introverted, sensing, feeling and judging" which is a man with the personality which is "uncompromising and tending to have difficulty making rational decisions and as a result would resort to emotional faculties. "Of course, to cover up these traits, he would obviously turn to his 'rockstar facade'." Said the same anonymous psychologist.

by **Asigna** » Wed Jun 01, 2016 6:23 am

"Hi! This is me, your one and only punong, Adriano Timente.... and i'm here to present you to a new T.V. show...

Do you have what it takes to be a punong in PUNONG CONTEST?

In this contest... We get to find out which among the 20 lucky contestants for each season will be fit to call as the punong of the bayan... Being subjected to all sorts of mental pressure leading their own political rally, being interview by media saving face, pleasing crowds.... entertaining sponsors... and uniting a messy group to form a nation for the punong to rule.

Do you have what it takes?"

ϕ P U N O N G
C O N T E S T ϕ

ϕ COMING SOON ϕ

by **Asigna** » Sun Aug 28, 2016 7:55 am

O P I N I O N

What should be done in chaotic Burma

BY JULIE ANN GADAYAN

President Adriano Timente in EDSA during the
anti terror rally. Recently, the president had just declared the
beginning of anti terrorist operations in Burma in an effort
to correct "SACTO's shortcomings" in their own war which has
made the latest terror attacks in the bayan possible.

Much of the Timente administration has been relatively quiet with the president vowing to make a change in our foreign policy direction to a more isolationist stance. Despite this, the bayan still finds itself widely under attack by forces it had tried to make peace against such as communism and a purported anti communist movement.

Our nation had been long bombarded with lies and comments that it has been the bad guy all along such as how our crusade to liberate Palestinians from Christian Maronite genocidal oppression has been misinterpreted as colonization, how our liberation of Sunni oppression from socialist Houthi lead oppression was interpreted as colonization despite Yemen being incorporated into the bayan through the people's own free will and desire for military protection against anyone who wishes further subjugation and how our liberation of Romania from communism was against treated as an invasion. Contrary to popular belief my friends, truth as it seems is the first casualty in the war of the bayan by the alliance that has betrayed it to which the bayan is responsible for its founding. Morality has been heavily twisted through our enemy's monopoly over numbers but quality, information wise, has never been in their favor. Contrary to what they want people to believe, there has never been any forced change in culture by the bayan on Yemen, who freely practices a sultanate form of government under Sultan Omar Sadek by popular vote for Yemen to become an Islamic elective monarchy and theocracy. The bayan also strictly follows the Muslim law not to allow non Muslim soldiers to be stationed in the region for long so to respect the sacredness of the peninsula of Muhammad to which the bayan willfully understand as it has its own Muslim culture that contributes to its own beauty as well through our Bangsamoro brothers. But the bayan has been clearly the victim of politicized and sensationalized lies that are too loud to even be separated from the truth. To loud to be ignored and are produced at a rate so fast that one would not have the time to distinguish truth from lie before it is forced to swallow another lie.

But let's face it, now, it is hard to believe SACTO's lies amidst the fact that the bayan itself has once again found itself targeted by forces to which it has long battled against, true and true communism that flies the red flag of the hammer and the sickle and worships the internationale. Despite its riskiness, the bayan has still confirmed that it will once again begin military operations in Burma to avenge the barbarism of the attacks that has been the result of Cuscatlan's inability to control the communist threat that is threatening to grow once again through Burma.

Martinezism creates failed nations

Burma, contrary to what Cuscatlani propaganda claims, is actually a democratic nation since the rise of Au San Suu Kyi as state counselor but the nation fell into the dark trap that plagues destabilized nations today. Once Martinezism is installed in a nation, it spreads like a cancer on a society corrupting some of its members to become uncooperative asocial forces that want constant warfare and rebellion against what they view to be part of their criteria of what is a "civilization of death". Sadly, the Martinezist ideal was only built to fit societies that are like those of South America whose culture is built to support a sustained Martinezist regime for long periods of time. But a mixture of ignorance and arrogance had lead Martinez and the succeeding Caudillios to believe that its ideology is fit for world exportation. We all know what happens to regimes that try to export their own ideologies; they fail to do so after failing to acknowledge that cultures of nations everywhere are different from one another and the divide will stay in this ever heterogeneous world. This is the Martinezist issue: they start a revolution in some country, fail to totally bring order, are rejected by the populace after finding it to be too distasteful to their own lifestyles that are incompatible with the Martinezist ideal that claims the western Abrahamo centric ideal fits everywhere and therefore, are overtaken by other "better" ideologies such as communism, which is in essence a terrible and failed ideology if history is to become our witness in the court of truth.

When a proper solution is introduced, by then it will be too late for Martinezist insurgencies are often backed by ignorant backers who think their efforts will lead to a successful revolution. The medicine will be constantly rejected by quack doctors who insist that they should be the ones treating the sick instead.

What was the result? Not a successful Martinezist regime that has brought order to our regional neighbor but a failed state in Asia suffering from an extremely high poverty rate, constant warfare, negative population growth, extreme hunger despite its natural resources, numerous black market players popping in and widespread lawlessness all over. The nation has become, as a result of Cuscatlani and SACTO backed actions, a failed brutalized state that is the perfect breeding ground for extremist ideologies like communism.

From a domestic standpoint, nothing can save Burma now for the bearers of the medicine have either fled or been killed in the crossfire leaving the lost among the populace to be confused about who to follow despite the choices are only a matter of choosing the lesser of true evils than actually finding the right choice. Morality has been utterly destroyed in Burma.

The solution: A war lead by us, but a political transition independently lead by the Burmese themselves

The bayan has long been hesitating from the conflict for reasons that it may be victimized by even more lies by the SACTO propaganda machinery and also because it doesn't want to stir things up even more. But our inaction has only lead to us being harmed even more that gives us only one viable choice left: Action.

There are already numerous Burmese people in the bayan who are activists for the rebirth of a democratic Burma, but this time, unmolested by the corrupt destabilizing and problematic ideology of Martinezism. The bayan itself shall not play a role in deciding the kind of government the Burmese will take because it seem that the nation's best and the brightest are perfectly capable of looking for the answers themselves. History has shown that nations which had not been spoon fed with help all the time but rather have risen structurally on their own accord have become great nations who are able to build their own original reputations for themselves. Carbon copies and wannabees don't get much attention from history as those who had been the avant gardes in their own field.

However, that doesn't mean that the bayan should exclude their own role in any field. We may help the Burmese in this struggle but not from the political or social standpoint but rather from a military and pragmatic standpoint in which our role in Burma will not be a matter of pressing our own opinions but rather wiping out forces and terminating the possibilities of the nation being used by corrupt elements as a platform or a springboard to harm innocents just like how it is right now.

We will not be the invaders nor will we be liberators. It is up to the Burmese people to assess what our role will be in their history from a socio cultural standpoint but it is inevitable that we will have to fight to protect not them with what we know, but us.

In the short run, this war is about us, our safety and our security and putting those responsible for the barbaric attack against us to justice. But ultimately, the future of Burma will be about the Burmese. Not about us.

by **Asigna** » Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:10 am

WORLD NEWS

Images in the 8/24 bayan attacks

BY SAN KIM LU

CLOCKWISE FROM UPPERLEFT: Evacuated grade school students immediately during the ADZU hostage crisis by self described communist armed men, A mother hugs her son in a local KK station where wounded bystanders are being treated as well as being taken under care by trauma control, a scene from the TV broadcast by masked communist armed men taking several college and highschool students hostage in the school gymnasium of the University of the Philippines, also from the broadcast by the communist armed group: a masked man thought to be one of the attackers arranges some wiring in a bloodied floor from what is thought to be those of the executed students, Aklan-KK SAC rams a glass door in a raid and rescue operation at UP, college students in the ADZU Bellarmine building plead for their lives as they are being held at gunpoint to recite the demands of the communist group

CLOCKWISE FROM UPPERLEFT: Anti terrorist rally in EDSA where people do a clenched fist salute in defiance of the so-called "communist revolution" that has so far lead to 6,000+ deaths, mostly civilian, President Adriano Timente addresses a crowd declaring the beginning of anti terror operations in Burma to prevent a repeat of what was described to be "an animalistic and inhuman attack", an Aklan-KK searches an office in a place thought to house people suspected of having links to the attack

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by **Asigna** » Mon Aug 29, 2016 1:01 am

Admiral Meier: 'Criminals' Sison and Burmese communists will pay

BY JULIE ANN GADAYAN

UNFORGIVABLE CRIME. Admiral Jon
Meier has, in an interview by the DVZM
station, a local Hukbo moderated newspaper
has made a tirade against the perpetrators
of the attack condemning them to be 'criminals'
and has pressed for a complete invasion of
Burma in order to bring the perpetrators to
justice.

In an angry tirade, the admiral has pressed for the hastening of military operations in Burma criticizing chief of staff Heneral Domer Eluide for being "soft" in executing military operations. Military operations have begun in Burma as stated by the declaration of the Hukbo's spokesperson Lieutenant Colonel Gabriela Silang in response to the attacks perpetrated by communist terrorists all over the bayan, most notably the school massacres in the UP and the ADZU university which all in nall has caused a total of 6,000 + deaths as official death toll states.

"Eluide is wasting time." the admiral protested slamming a fist on the table before he took a gulp of coffee. "Time is a precious resource and if that is wasted, it could make a huge difference between victory and defeat over our vile enemies." He stated. Admiral Jon Meier is a member of the Hukbo high command, a newly created body of all the commanders and key military officials directing the military's different service branches and different support teams. The high command is designed to be a consultative body rather than a unified body in order to prevent the Hukbo from being "paralyzed" in the event of the loss of a "prime leader". The chief of staff is elected by the HHC on the approval of the president.

The admiral then proposed that the Terten tactics be repeated despite its failure to which official accounts stated was a result of "logistical and hardware inadequacy".

"Death is a constant fact of war and we must accept it." The admiral stated. "However, if the horrible method of war which sacrifices a few would mean the salvation of the many then indeed, we are willing to go through that path, especially since there are no other channels for a solution to our security and safety. There is no longer a need to regard how we pull off this war, all that should matter is finding an avenue that will offer us the quickest solution possible so as not to inflict needless suffering on our part."

The admiral however, disclosed that there will be "many" who will be caught in the crossfire but reiterated that the bayan's method of promoting national security and the wellbeing of its citizens is "uncompromisable".

Sison is not a human

After his tirade against how the war was being handled, the admiral then went to condemning Sison, who, as the Admiral further elaborated, had long been in the Kalihiman's top watch list because of his long history of feebly attempting to impose communism on the republic.

"Despite his failures, he is single minded. He does not stop even if he sees it is not a working solution." Meier warned. "He is like a pre programmed human robot, not human at all. Determined to finish a task even if it is impossible. If he is allowed to roam freely, he can become a very destructive force."

Jose Marie Sison was the leader of the now defunct Communist party of the Philippines and the now nonexistent organization of the NPA, based on disclosed intelligence reports he had been reportedly fled to Burma which turned into a "communist safe haven" after its destabilization by the civil war in the area that was ignited by the Martinezist movement the new way turning the once prosperous and economically promising democratic nation into a heavily divided war torn failed state.

Conservative LP minority speaker Andanga: "Parliamentary approval not needed for Burma war", Opposition, split on war decision

BY ANNA CECASSCU

Amidst the ongoing anti terror operations in Burma, the parliament had become a very noisy place with the senate now being a venue of harsh debates regarding the legitimacy of the prompt decision by the administration to retaliate against the terrorist attack by beginning military operations in the war torn region of Burma in order to hunt the perpetrators. In an unexpected turn of events however, opposition leader of the Liberal Conservative party of the Philippines, Markie Andanga has proclaimed that parliamentary approval for the war is not needed arguing that the parliament need not to become a "barricade in a needed crusade for the safety of our citizens both home and abroad".

His remarks were met with staunch criticism from even his closest colleagues such as Albay PM representative Indigo Vasquez who declared him to be "moving out of party line" and "being apologetic to unilateral executive decisions" to which the opposition was staunchly against.

In a recent "opinion check" by the house speaker and the senate president on the join session regarding an inquiry on the members of the opposition, it was revealed that the opposition was heavily divided on the matter with 1/2 of the 35% ruled parliament with a third of the opposition declaring that anti terror operations must begin "with all means necessary" while a third believed that "while anti terror operations are necessary, it is also necessary to respect the parliament's sovereignty as defined by the constitution" while the rest believed that the anti terror operations was in essence, unconstitutional itself while not elaborating specifically whether or not they declare that a crusade against communism was even necessary.

The anti terror operations in Burma started as a result of coordinated terrorist attacks by an armed group which attempted to declare a "communist revolution". In the process, heavy casualties were recorded with the official count hitting the 6,000+ mark as of August 27, most of which, were civilians. The groups had been heavily condemned for their attempt to involve children in their attacks as one of their attacks involved the seizure of the schools the Ateneo de Zamboanga university and the UP Diliman in Manila resulting in the massacre of still untold number of children.

With the crossfire still ongoing, nobody knows how the attacks, which were described as "hell" by one of the survivors, could get any worse.

by **Asigna** » Tue Oct 25, 2016 10:49 am

WORLD NEWS

Images in the 8/24 bayan attacks Part 2

BY SAN KIM LU

Bloodied scene of grief in UP Diliman

A family weeping for their relative, one of the more than 6,000 fatalities recorded in the communist attacks. The victim shown covered with a bloodied blanket is identified to be Jovic Santa Maria, 16, a student who died exactly an hour after he was recovered from the area with multiple gunshot injuries. The cause of death, just like many others, was death from shock due to blood loss from multiple gunshot wounds. As we visit the scene of the attacks at UP Diliman this is just one of the countless similar scenes that can be found in the area.

It is reported that the sheer number of beings had been so high that night that the facilities neighboring clinic and medical centers at Diliman street and Quirino avenue had failed to accommodate those who were rushed there forcing nurses to operate their victims at every table they could find just like the rusty metal table seen above.

Over 150 bodies have been recovered from the UP Diliman attack site alone in which 500 armed men seized control of the campus and declared the university as the "capital" of the self described "communist republic". The attackers executed its captives, mostly students en masse after word of SWAT and rescue operations reached the attackers through the media. Being given an option, the attackers refused surrender and decided to fight on to the last breath ending in an additional 510 killed, with casualties mostly sustained by the armed attackers. Armed attackers are described to have "Mainland Southeast Asian" which roughly matches the government intel report that the attackers are said to be of Vietnamese, Thai, Cambodian, Laotian or Burmese origin.

Bodies line up

Bodies being lined up in the Diliman street.

Old man looking for his only daughter

An old man seen carrying a photo of her still missing daughter at the UP Diliman scene.

"Help." The man is heard pleading as he walks down the street hugging the portrait of her daughter. The only person he says, left of his family.

His name is Edmund Lando Tomas, a man in his late 70s frantically looking around to see if anyone has saw even just a glimpse of his daughter. Her daughter, Analene Socor, he says, was a Nursing post graduate student who was last scene going back to the campus in order to attend an induction ceremony.

"Help. She is a scholar. She's the only one i have. Please." He pleads to the police who gives him no answers as his daughter's name is not listed in the survivor's they've accounted.

"Even worse than her being dead, is not knowing where she is." He says. "I could not rest knowing there might be a chance she is suffering a fate worse than death."

Demonstrating for justice

A scene taken from the anti terror candle light march at EDSA shortly before the arrival of the President to declare anti terror operations in Burma.

"Missing: Justice"

A scene taken from EDSA people power monument in which people paste the photos of their missing relatives. The word 'JUSTICE' is written out of the candles lit below the Philippine flag and some flowers.

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by **Asigna** » Wed Oct 26, 2016 3:27 am

S T A R W O R L D

Aristocrat Mercy Queenie denies having Ovarian cancer

BY JULIE ANN GADAYAN

The Aristocrat Mercy Queenie,
Rich entrepreneur, notorious for her eccentric antics,
in all her glory.

"I do not have cancer!" The rich aristocrat said slamming a fist on the table and stomping her foot repeatedly on the ground nearly causing her glass high heels to crack. Mercy Queenie has for the second time denied having Ovarian cancer defending her Guinness book of world record title for having the largest ovaries (with a diameter of 5 inches). This comes in response to circulating posts in social media that she has ovarian cancer and has failed to make any public appearances on the PBC show bayan buzz due to her contracting the illness. To her defense, she insisted that it was because of "family matters" that bothered her from her onscreen presence.

A similar rumor came about after she was witnessed becoming dizzy live on television at the said show. Her first defense was that she simply has hypoglycemia, a normal condition that usually stems from people who don't eat too much and therefore risk depriving themselves of blood sugar. She has declared to have cut off her diet practices and proceeded to "hearty meals".

Family feud causes rumors

"The rumors are not true. They are made by slanderers who are out to get me because they still don't accept the court declaration that i own my businesses." She says pointing to the recent case against her by several known relatives of a rival clan who insisted that ownership of the Carefree company was theirs. Said dispute arose after the death of the clan patriarch splitting the family into two sub clans, Queenie and Quirino with the former being the most favored clan of the patriarch who proceeded to commit more than half of his assets to the former clan.

by **Asigna** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 3:51 am

NAGBABAGANG BALITA!

GREAT WAR - Yellow party speaker says: "Battle for the bayan has begun."

Martinezist sub sunk at Metro bay. Metro missiled!

Rescue workers attend to some victims of the missile attacks
in the city of Cavite

A Martinezist submarine has been detected at the Manila bay where it has been detected and have been sunk by defending forces, a Hukbo spokesperson has said. Several missiles have been launched by the submarine as it sunk on several targets throughout Metro Manila, known to be a bastion of air defenses. It is still unclear how many missiles have been shot down and how many casualties are sustained as a result of the missile attack by the submarine.

The Hukbo spokesperson also gave confirmed reports that the submarine is indeed New Yaman in nature.

'Submarine was broadcasting propaganda, was used as headquarters for communist terror attacks'

The Hukbo spokesperson told the TFC that the submarine was intercepted to be broadcasting "propaganda signals" which they implied "is possibly linked to the terrorist attacks" that happened roughly at the same time of the interception of the enemy sub. The Hukbo spokesperson, Fidel V Ramos Jr declared that evidence confirming their relation to the terror attacks will be released after "preliminary investigations".

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