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by **All Good People** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 5:24 pm

Let's hope he has truly returned to his senses.

Whiskum wrote:A good and interesting update.

Thank you most kindly *tips hat*

by **Darkesia** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:59 am

Seen today at TWP Karaoke Friday. (We know Mall won't mind being misquoted. He must be used to it by now)

Mall:
I floated down from Moddom when I heard a lamb had strayed
Look at you, BBD, your brain has turned to marmalade

I'm here to help you, BBD, and return you to the fold
Try filling your time with WA proposals, and not Marsupial Gold

Pouchy's bold! Loves to lie!
Don't reply! Do you wanna make [violet] cry?

TWP:
Cry-yi-yi-yi
Listen to reason, BBD!

TAO:
Just say no to the Marsupial Madness!
(Listen to Reason, BBD!) This comes straight from the great [violet]!
(Listen to Reason, BBD!) Please stop all this mad roofurin’
(Listen to Reason, BBD!) Do I need to test your urine?
Pouchy went and conned ya (Went and conned ya, BBD)

Mustn't touch his evil roofur (No! No! No! No! No!)
BBD, don't turn your back on Max!

TWP:
Dona eis requiem
Numquam fumas roofuris
Aut incendes ibi inferno
You'll burn in hell!

AGP:
I've cured a lot of spammers and I've suppressed the really bad
Is that what it's gonna take to get this through your head?
If you insist on roofur to indulge those Delegate kicks,
Soon you'll be learning first hand Yy’s torture tricks!

What a fix! Yy4u drools! Torture tools!
Separation from your family jewels

TWP:
Ra-ma-la-ma! They're gonna cut your ding-dong!
Listen to Reason, BBD!

Yy4u:
Gotta give it up for good, BBD!
(Listen to Reason, BBD!) Or wind up as my guest BBD!
(Listen to Reason, BBD!) Don't let roofur kick your keister!
(Listen to Reason, BBD!) I'm the poster boy for torture.

BBD, let me see ya (Lemme see ya, BBD)
Kick the pouchy roofur madness (Go! Go! Go! Gotta kick it!)
BBD, don't turn your back on TWP

TWP:
For the Great Max omnipotent hateth
Roofur Madness! Roofur Madness!
Listen to Reason, BBD!

Dark:
Thou shalt heed this holy omen!
(Listen to Reason, BBD!) Stop indulging like a Roman!
(Listen to Reason, BBD!) All the citizens say you gotta
(You gotta! Listen to Reason, BBD!) Trust the Lady with the Chocolate!

BBD, don't you turn your back on TWP...
On Max!

by **All Good People** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:08 am

That's simply awesome.

by **Bhang Bhang Duc** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:10 pm

No it's not, it's rubbish. Insinuates that I'm mad, whereas my takeover has been carefully planned for the last six months.

You and the rest of the TWP elite are annoyed because you didn't see it coming.

by **All Good People** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:24 pm

*pat pats BBD*

You'll get better eventually, I promise.

by **Bhang Bhang Duc** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:41 pm

If any WA member of another region would like to pop over and endorse me they will be very welcome. I am sure there are nations who owe Westwind one for his Crimson Order machinations. Likewise nations who have had their chocolate stolen from then by Darkesia.

And there must be nations out there who fed up to the back teeth with the ubiquitous TAO.

by **Cormac A Stark** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 5:39 pm

Is this an actual thing or is this like right before Westwind became Delegate?

by **Darkesia** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:26 pm

Are you insinuating that the marsupial menace is not real? Every scientist that isn't on some corporate payroll will tell you that these things are a real threat to the safety, security and sanity of all placental life forms.

by **Cormac A Stark** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:47 pm

So, that's a "no" then? :lol:

by **Darkesia** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 7:57 pm

TWP is in a state of rebellion until such time as our beloved BBD can either be reasoned with or removed from office.

by **Bhang Bhang Duc** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 4:28 am

Cormac A Stark wrote:Is this an actual thing or is this like right before Westwind became Delegate?

Either it's a carefully hatched plot, six months in the making or I have truly gone rouge! I'm voting for the latter, btw.

by **All Good People** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:57 am

As BBD has departed the region of his own free will, the state of rebellion in TWP is now over. I will be holding the Delegacy until such time as Darkesia can gain enough endorsements to become our next Delegate. Remember, all your chocolate belongs to Darkesia.

The traditional anti-marsupial position of TWP is also restored.

by **Wickedly evil people** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 6:50 am

The 'thing' before Westie became Delegate was valid. Yy and I have only recently started cooperating on the redesign of his re-education dungeon. I'm not a big fan of little four legged yappers, but we've become neighborly over time.

Neither he nor Westie knew I was going to banject them, but of course I didn't know I was going to until right before I did it. After that, well the best way to say it is eventually the ADD gets me and I have to focus on RL, focus being lots of work. :blush:

by **North East Somerset** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 11:07 am

Another TWP rouge?! This has gone too far. The only logical thing is to ban the colour. And French.

by **Darkesia** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:38 pm

But I like French. It goes so well with wine and chocolate

by **Space Dandy** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:28 pm

I like TAO being in TWP.

by **All Good People** » Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:30 am

So do I.

North East Somerset wrote:Another TWP rouge?! This has gone too far. The only logical thing is to ban the colour. And French.

Dalimbar was the best rouge, and the colour suited him well.

by **The Fifth Imperium** » Mon Dec 29, 2014 6:38 pm

The Sacred Order Of The West Pacific Imperium Foreign Affairs Ministry Update
December 2014 Edition

The West Pacific | Forum | IRC | The Holy Grand Assembly| The Knight Of The Sacred Order
Population: 3,995 | Rank: 5^rd | Forum Posts: 20,607

Government Of The West Pacific Imperium

The Grand Inquisitor Delegate: The Chocolate Loving Paradise of Darkesia | Endorsements: 248
Non-WA Delegate: TAO The Watcher

Guardians
Note: The Guardians are appointed by the delegate, and they serve at her leisure to protect the region and the delegacy from internal and external threats to the security of the region.

The Cardinal Inquisitor: All Good People
The Cardinal Guardian Protector of The West: Wickedly evil people
The Cardinal Guardian Of The Eternal Dungeons: Yy4u
The Cardinal Guardian Most Evil: Bhang Bhang Duc
The Cardinal Guardian Fang: Ethel Mermania
The Afrolicious Cardinal: Punk Daddy

The Bishop Of The Holy Grand Assembly: Elegarth

Champion Commander Of The Knights Of The Sacred Order:

Holy Ministries Of The Sacred Order

Foreign Affairs: God-Emperor
Interior Affairs & Legislative Roleplay: That Called The Vlagh
Make Believe: Professor Henn & Terran Borealis
Scribbes: Huangshi
Honorably Holy Chief Justice Of The Holy Judiciary : Prison Grove

Table Of Contents

Speaker Simple Country Elected Prime Minister; Succeeded By Elegarth
HGA Adopts Civil Code
The West Pacific Defense Alliance Refounded
Delegate Darkesia Announces Essay Contest

Speaker Simple Country Elected Prime Minister; Succeeded By Elegarth

On 7 December, Speaker Simple Country opened nominations for Prime Minister and Speaker of the Holy Grand Assembly of The West Pacific. With nominations open, he announced his candidacy for Prime Minister. Westwind, a former Delegate, Prime Minister, and current guardian, nominated Foreign Affairs Minster God-Emperor for PM, and the nomination was seconded by another former Delegate and current Guardian, Bhang Bhang Duc. Elegarth announced his candidacy for the Speakership, and Speaker Simple Country nominated Little Sealand to run opposite him.

Simple Country was elected Prime Minister with 63% of the vote. Elegarth was elected Speaker of the Holy Grand Assembly with 70% of the vote.

HGA Adopts Civil Code

On 12 December, the Holy Grand Assembly of The West Pacific adopted the Civil Code For Uniform Justice And Order by a margin of 90% for and only 10% against. The Civil Code has made, among other things, 'failure to become aligned with the delegate' an offense punishable by banjection to The Rejected Realms.

The West Pacific Defense Alliance Refounded

On 7 December, The West Pacific Defense Alliance, a region that has been used as a jump point by various militaries over the past year, but notably not by The West Pacific Armed Forces (WPAF), was refounded by WPAF in a renewed effort to protect WPAF's brand throughout the world.

In other news, Fandom Alliance was secured by WPAF's Reef Hounds a short time later.

Delegate Darkesia Announces Essay Contest

On 2 December, Delegate Darkesia announced her intention to start a mentoring program for The West Pacific's best and brightest to become 'career track delegates' on TWP's Regional Message Board and forum. Prospective mentees were asked to answer the questions, "How do you view the relationship between the on-site (gameside) RMB and the off-site community forum? In what ways would you you change thing to make reality reflect your views, and how would you help get the nations of the region to actively support this move?"

The question has since been answered by Speaker Elegarth, Field Commander Fratellnoir, Foreign Affairs Minister God-Emperor, Liberillia, Little Sealand, Prime Minister Simple Country, and Whisperville, and all answers can be found by following the link for watching the debate on the World Factbook Entry.

The West Pacific Foreign Affairs Ministry would like to wish everyone a happy holiday season.

by **Little Sealand** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 7:20 pm

"The Cardinal Guardian Of The Eternal Dungeons: Yy4u"
*notes down not to cross yy*

by **Darkesia** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 4:51 am

It's good you found this thread.

Suggestion: when you get your foreign affairs ministry in order, posting updates here is a nice way to keep in touch with the rest of the NSverse.

by **Drop Your Pants** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 5:04 am

Darkesia wrote:Suggestion: when you get your foreign affairs ministry in order, posting updates here is a nice way to keep in touch with the rest of the NSverse.

So we can all scream abuse and pick you apart in proper Gameplay tradition.

by **Bhang Bhang Duc** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:47 am

Drop Your Pants wrote:
Darkesia wrote:Suggestion: when you get your foreign affairs ministry in order, posting updates here is a nice way to keep in touch with the rest of the NSverse.

So we can all scream abuse and pick you apart in proper Gameplay tradition.

Shhh, don't spoil the fun DYP.

by **Little Sealand** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:53 pm

Drop Your Pants wrote:
Darkesia wrote:Suggestion: when you get your foreign affairs ministry in order, posting updates here is a nice way to keep in touch with the rest of the NSverse.

So we can all scream abuse and pick you apart in proper Gameplay tradition.

No wonder this thread is about a year old and only two pages.....

by **Darkesia** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 2:22 pm

Little Sealand wrote:
Drop Your Pants wrote:So we can all scream abuse and pick you apart in proper Gameplay tradition.

No wonder this thread is about a year old and only two pages.....

The NS forums take some getting used to. But with a few notable exceptions, most are amicable enough. The rest can be ignored.

by **Little Sealand** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:11 pm

I don't plan on wandering too far off and getting lost in the NSverse, any other TWP threads I should keep note or ignore?

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