Selling a bunch of Intergalactic Nucleic Warheads 5000

by **Keeloporia** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:25 pm

One of these INW-5000's cost around $50,000,000 US dollars.
A package of these is around $100,000,000 US dollars which contain 5 of them.

To use this awesome weapon, you need to first purchase an automatic controller ($4,000 US dollars) and press the big red button. Please stay at least 1 galaxy away from the bomb because it will wipe out half a galaxy and the aftershock is highly radioactive and will cause all planetary cores to self-destruct.

THANK YOU! :blink:

by **RIFTS Earth (Ancient)** » Sun May 02, 2010 7:41 am

Seriously?

by **The Sentenial Empire** » Sun May 02, 2010 3:23 pm

Keeloporia wrote:One of these INW-5000's cost around $50,000,000 US dollars.
A package of these is around $100,000,000 US dollars which contain 5 of them.

To use this awesome weapon, you need to first purchase an automatic controller ($4,000 US dollars) and press the big red button. Please stay at least 1 galaxy away from the bomb because it will wipe out half a galaxy and the aftershock is highly radioactive and will cause all planetary cores to self-destruct.

THANK YOU!

The Supreme Ambrosian Triarchy of the Sentenial Empire discourages the purchace of these noobsgold weapons

by **Collective Systems** » Sun May 02, 2010 3:31 pm

[OOC: Must... resist... to... Arghuaaaaa!]

by **Keeloporia** » Tue May 04, 2010 10:35 pm

RIFTS Earth wrote:Seriously?

Yes, seriously. I'm not kidding.

The Sentenial Empire wrote: Triarchy of the Sentenial Empire discourages the purchace of these noobsgold weapo

Then deal with this.

Collective Systems wrote:[OOC: Must... resist... to... Arghuaaaaa!]

Good! Resist, then.

by **Satirius** » Wed May 05, 2010 2:45 am

Lack of a writeup, no real explanation of the science behind it, arbitrary units of measurement(what is a "galaxy" when they are of variable size and distance to each other?), and topped off with a store owner that's unwilling to improve makes me doubt this thread's prospects of staying unlocked unless some serious cleanup gets done.

by **Keeloporia** » Wed May 05, 2010 7:29 pm

Satirius wrote:Lack of a writeup, no real explanation of the science behind it, arbitrary units of measurement(what is a "galaxy" when they are of variable size and distance to each other?), and topped off with a store owner that's unwilling to improve makes me doubt this thread's prospects of staying unlocked unless some serious cleanup gets done.

Who ever cares, but you? LOSER. And stop making fun of MY stuff! I don't like criticism!

by **Sunscort** » Wed May 05, 2010 7:32 pm

I'd like to buy one, puh-lease! I want one to arrive at my National Arms Center in my capital city, and then I shall destroy a galaxy called Kullorph. Around 145 nations will be destroyed! Bombing will take place tomorrow! From now on, my nation shall team with yours and soon, all our enemies will BE GONE!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaa! I know. I'm crazy, but OUR nations are in the Infinityworld Galxay, under the protection of the Infinity Master. HAHA!!!

by **Reploid Productions** » Wed May 05, 2010 7:48 pm

Keeloporia wrote:Who ever cares, but you? LOSER. And stop making fun of MY stuff! I don't like criticism!

Bolding mine for emphasis. Flaming is bad, against the rules, and will result in the moderators taking action against your account. In other words, DON'T DO IT.

Also, it's generally considered extremely poor form to play with yourself.

Everyone else in the thread: If you don't like the guy, you don't have to RP with him, you don't even have to acknowledge his existence. PUT HIM ON IGNORE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO RP WITH HIM. I don't want to see yet another dogpile just because you can't resist pushing somebody's buttons.

~Evil Forum Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~She who wields the Banhammer; master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

by **Parthenon** » Wed May 05, 2010 9:37 pm

Ill buy a set.

by **Orlkjestad** » Wed May 05, 2010 9:40 pm

OOC: Is this FT or...

by **Khorata** » Thu May 06, 2010 7:30 pm

IGNORED. Keeloporia, you are marked IGNORE according to the Khoratan Ministry of IGNORE. Goodbye.

Signed,
General Tom

Minister of the Ministry of IGNORE.

by **Satirius** » Thu May 06, 2010 7:34 pm

Khorata, please see the "don't dogpile" bit.

by **Reploid Productions** » Thu May 06, 2010 7:39 pm

Satirius wrote:Khorata, please see the "don't dogpile" bit.

A one-off notice that he's ignoring the nation isn't dogpiling; it's fair notice that Player A has no wish to interact with Player B. It's not unnecessarily nasty, it's not flaming or baiting, it's merely a statement of intention. Now, if he makes a habit of showing up in this guy's threads to reiterate the fact, then it's harassment.

by **Naretion** » Thu May 06, 2010 7:57 pm

You gotta be kidding. Galaxies spand on FOREVER. The only way to get to another one is the black hole thats in the middle of every galaxy. Not sure if thats possible. But this bomb is the most realistic thing I've seen on nationstates. EVER.

by **Keeloporia** » Thu May 06, 2010 11:25 pm

Naretion wrote:You gotta be kidding. Galaxies spand on FOREVER. The only way to get to another one is the black hole thats in the middle of every galaxy. Not sure if thats possible. But this bomb is the most realistic thing I've seen on nationstates. EVER.

Cool! Would you like some?

by **Satirius** » Fri May 07, 2010 2:56 am

Reploid Productions wrote:
Satirius wrote:Khorata, please see the "don't dogpile" bit.

A one-off notice that he's ignoring the nation isn't dogpiling; it's fair notice that Player A has no wish to interact with Player B. It's not unnecessarily nasty, it's not flaming or baiting, it's merely a statement of intention. Now, if he makes a habit of showing up in this guy's threads to reiterate the fact, then it's harassment.

oic

by **Dystopianus** » Fri May 07, 2010 4:50 am

OOC: Did you read the guide on how to create a good storfront? This storefront falls in CATAGORY 1, or, better said, the worst of the worst. Please give your customers at least SOME information, not that you're just selling nukes.

by **Satirius** » Fri May 07, 2010 5:01 am

Keeloporia wrote:
Naretion wrote:You gotta be kidding. Galaxies spand on FOREVER. The only way to get to another one is the black hole thats in the middle of every galaxy. Not sure if thats possible. But this bomb is the most realistic thing I've seen on nationstates. EVER.

Cool! Would you like some?

I think he's being sarcastic :\

by **Ninthinia** » Fri May 07, 2010 5:52 am

Satirius wrote:
Keeloporia wrote:
Naretion wrote:You gotta be kidding. Galaxies spand on FOREVER. The only way to get to another one is the black hole thats in the middle of every galaxy. Not sure if thats possible. But this bomb is the most realistic thing I've seen on nationstates. EVER.

Cool! Would you like some?

I think he's being sarcastic :\

Probably is.

by **Alitaria** » Fri May 07, 2010 9:20 am

Biggest. Fail. Ever. Period.

Did you even read the "Good Storefront Guide" ? Honestly...

by **Alitaria** » Fri May 07, 2010 9:21 am

Actually, he posted this when his nation was new. So you are partially forgiven. Partially.

by **Ninthinia** » Fri May 07, 2010 6:21 pm

Although I am not interested in buying any Nuclear Warheads 5000 at the moment, I would like to point out a few things:

-Enormous lack of writeup, no details actually given.

-Lack of detail on the technology(e.g. MT, PMT, FT)

-No supplier company (Nukes appear out of no where)

-No pictures on the nuke's design, logo, etc.

By the way, how big is a "galaxy" in your term?

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