Elfen High 2 (OOC 9, Closed, Hodor)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I once had Robert Baratheon have a bastard son from some courtier.

The son grew up to be a badass bald gay man with absurd moustaches, and who fucked Danaerys herself.

Which is what should have happened in the show.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I just noticed Scotland - which conquered half of England, my primary rival to colonizing South America - is trying to improve relations with me and would be very agreeable to a royal marriage.

And is ruled by one King James V.

Oh, this is gonna' be sexy!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I just noticed Scotland - which conquered half of England, my primary rival to colonizing South America - is trying to improve relations with me and would be very agreeable to a royal marriage.

And is ruled by one King James V.

Oh, this is gonna' be sexy!

What year is it?

[Nationstatelandsville]

I just noticed Scotland - which conquered half of England, my primary rival to colonizing South America - is trying to improve relations with me and would be very agreeable to a royal marriage.

And is ruled by one King James V.

Oh, this is gonna' be sexy!

What year is it?

1549.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Things you don't notice when you're Spain - the Danish conquest of Norway (save Iceland) and the massive war they now wage with Switzerland.

Or the totally unprecedented Russian occupation of Lithuania and Poland.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

What year is it?

1549.

Your James V outlived the real one by seven years.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Things you don't notice when you're Spain - the Danish conquest of Norway (save Iceland) and the massive war they now wage with Switzerland.

Or the totally unprecedented Russian occupation of Lithuania and Poland.

Oh, Russia has been formed?

[Nationstatelandsville]

1549.

Your James V outlived the real one by seven years.

Fucking hell, Henry VIII is still kicking around.

His heart should've exploded two years ago.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Your James V outlived the real one by seven years.

Fucking hell, Henry VIII is still kicking around.

His heart should've exploded two years ago.

Who rules Castile/Spain, whichever you are?

[Nude East Ireland]

Your James V outlived the real one by seven years.

Fucking hell, Henry VIII is still kicking around.

His heart should've exploded two years ago.

Importing of African spices and foods via Spanish colonisation has led to healthier eating in Europe.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Fucking hell, Henry VIII is still kicking around.

His heart should've exploded two years ago.

Who rules Castile/Spain, whichever you are?

Castile still, as I haven't gotten Aragon to stop pissing around yet.

Isabel II, would-be Isabel of Austria. I didn't marry Joanna off to Charles, Austria's not fond of me.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Who rules Castile/Spain, whichever you are?

Castile still, as I haven't gotten Aragon to stop pissing around yet.

Isabel II, would-be Isabel of Austria. I didn't marry Joanna off to Charles, Austria's not fond of me.

Have Protestants popped up yet?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Castile still, as I haven't gotten Aragon to stop pissing around yet.

Isabel II, would-be Isabel of Austria. I didn't marry Joanna off to Charles, Austria's not fond of me.

Have Protestants popped up yet?

And I promptly burned them off the face of the planet!

Not literally, of course; I just prayed them away. But, y'know, I can dream.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Have Protestants popped up yet?

And I promptly burned them off the face of the planet!

Not literally, of course; I just prayed them away. But, y'know, I can dream.

England and Sweden didn't become Protestant?

Those two countries seem like they always do.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And I promptly burned them off the face of the planet!

Not literally, of course; I just prayed them away. But, y'know, I can dream.

England and Sweden didn't become Protestant?

Those two countries seem like they always do.

Sweden did; the English are Reformed.

Hipsters.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

England and Sweden didn't become Protestant?

Those two countries seem like they always do.

Sweden did; the English are Reformed.

Hipsters.

In my game, Hungary is the sole Reformed nation. And it's very fast at converting the provinces it captures.

Ireland once was divided between Reformed and Catholic, and had a civil war over the issue, where the Catholics came out on top.

Wales was briefly Reformed, but was taken over by England again before they could do anything.

[Nude East Ireland]

And I promptly burned them off the face of the planet!

Not literally, of course; I just prayed them away. But, y'know, I can dream.

England and Sweden didn't become Protestant?

Those two countries seem like they always do.

So Isabella of Austria is instead Isabella II, the Queen of Castile and its colonies in Africa and the Americas. Having lived much longer than in actual history, she has grown friendly with a strong Scottish empire. Russia has formed, probably to spread Slavic oppression to occupied Poland and Lithuania. Charles V is the butthurt ruler of Austria. And a healthy Henry VIII rules over a Catholic England.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

England and Sweden didn't become Protestant?

Those two countries seem like they always do.

So Isabella of Austria is instead Isabella II, the Queen of Castile and its colonies in Africa and the Americas. Having lived much longer than in actual history, she has grown friendly with a strong Scottish empire. Russia has formed, probably to spread Slavic oppression to occupied Poland and Lithuania. Charles V is the butthurt ruler of Austria. And a healthy Henry VIII rules over a Catholic England.

A Reformed England.

Reformed is basically Calvinist.

[Nude East Ireland]

So Isabella of Austria is instead Isabella II, the Queen of Castile and its colonies in Africa and the Americas. Having lived much longer than in actual history, she has grown friendly with a strong Scottish empire. Russia has formed, probably to spread Slavic oppression to occupied Poland and Lithuania. Charles V is the butthurt ruler of Austria. And a healthy Henry VIII rules over a Catholic England.

A Reformed England.

Reformed is basically Calvinist.

My bad.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

A Reformed England.

Reformed is basically Calvinist.

My bad.

People have died, Kevin.

[Nude East Ireland]

My bad.

People have died, Kevin.

I didn't see Jon say England was Reformed.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

People have died, Kevin.

I didn't see Jon say England was Reformed.

I know, I'm just fucking with you.

You should update D&D, I think.

[Nationstatelandsville]

England and Sweden didn't become Protestant?

Those two countries seem like they always do.

So Isabella of Austria is instead Isabella II, the Queen of Castile and its colonies in Africa and the Americas. Having lived much longer than in actual history, she has grown friendly with a strong Scottish empire. Russia has formed, probably to spread Slavic oppression to occupied Poland and Lithuania. Charles V is the butthurt ruler of Austria. And a healthy Henry VIII rules over a Catholic England.

Yes; and she also has very strong ties to the African nations of Mail and Songhai, primarily fear-based.

Also, Portugal rules over what is now New York, Maine, and New Brunswick, but that doesn't matter, because they're only friend is England.

Which is composed of Norfolk and fuck else.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So Isabella of Austria is instead Isabella II, the Queen of Castile and its colonies in Africa and the Americas. Having lived much longer than in actual history, she has grown friendly with a strong Scottish empire. Russia has formed, probably to spread Slavic oppression to occupied Poland and Lithuania. Charles V is the butthurt ruler of Austria. And a healthy Henry VIII rules over a Catholic England.

Yes; and she also has very strong ties to the African nations of Mail and Songhai, primarily fear-based.

Also, Portugal rules over what is now New York, Maine, and New Brunswick, but that doesn't matter, because they're only friend is England.

Which is composed of Norfolk and fuck else.

If your nation is formed only for Norfolk, you may as well just stop being a nation.

You should post a screenshot sometime.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Yes; and she also has very strong ties to the African nations of Mail and Songhai, primarily fear-based.

Also, Portugal rules over what is now New York, Maine, and New Brunswick, but that doesn't matter, because they're only friend is England.

Which is composed of Norfolk and fuck else.

If your nation is formed only for Norfolk, you may as well just stop being a nation.

You should post a screenshot sometime.

Oh, I'm sorry - they have London too.

On the other hand, Scotland fucking borders London, so you know something went wrong there. In two fucking directions.

Problem is, Scotland is already chumming it up with France, which is run by a hardly anti-Spain regency council. I need to seduce the young Louis XII somehow.

He's thirteen, so tits?