Eurovision 2014

[Olivaero]

Well, It was a nice song I guess, and it was wonderful that she won but it wasn't my favorite.But I gotta say if Eurovision is always going to be political as fuck we can at least make a good political statement through it like we did this year. France really didn't deserve to come last though.

[Lithuanian Empire]

I have a question for you guys:
Will Lithuania ever win Eurovision?

[Monkeykind]

I have a question for you guys:
Will Lithuania ever win Eurovision?

Probably not.

[Respawn]

Oh, brilliant, it's Zhirinovsky! He's always fun, and the fact that his party is called the Liberal Democrats brings even more hilarity.

In the 90s he used to be an interesting politician, but that shine has worn off and he's annoying as fuck. He now regrets that the Red Army "liberated" Austria.
But still, the Russian performers did not deserve to get booed as much as they did. That went too far.

I know. I was talking about it being broadcast in NZ. Apparently both semi finals and the grand finals were on UKTV.

Isn't that a pay tv channel? Better to watch it live and online.

Well, the German jury really fucked over Austria and Russia.

Poland received the same treatment for the British and Irish juries. At least you guys gave them 10 points. Just think of all that money Polish immigrants spent, only to get 0 points out of it.

This is why Turkey didn't enter. They knew that it was going to be staged and unfair.

Eh, not a particularly Russian reaction, tbh. The German media flipped its shit over the Lordi win way back when, too. Eurovision is kind of taken serious by middle aged conservatives. Why, I don't know.

I assume so. But the reaction in the same show (pryamoi efir) to Russia's qualification on Tuesday was also great. There was some black immigrant in the audience talking about how he has a qt Russian wife and how America will soon be under Russia's heel. Don't ask me how that relates to Eurovision.

[Elke and Elba]

I actually pretty much like Alsou and the Tolmachevy Sisters, they really don't deserved to be booed.

But when you send something with somewhat suggestive lyrics over Crimea and Eastern Ukraine, I think it's taking things a bit too far.

I just like the fact we have the beards in the first place, and the people who lack a moustache in last. Talk about the gradual decrease in facial hair!

[Monkeykind]

I actually pretty much like Alsou and the Tolmachevy Sisters, they really don't deserved to be booed.

But when you send something with somewhat suggestive lyrics over Crimea and Eastern Ukraine, I think it's taking things a bit too far.

I just like the fact we have the beards in the first place, and the people who lack a moustache in last. Talk about the gradual decrease in facial hair!

If only he actually had a moustache.

[Respawn]

But when you send something with somewhat suggestive lyrics over Crimea and Eastern Ukraine, I think it's taking things a bit too far.

Really? What did they say about Crimea/Ukraine?

"maybe there's a day you'll be mine", I assume?

I wouldn't read too much into it.

I just like the fact we have the beards in the first place, and the people who lack a moustache in last. Talk about the gradual decrease in facial hair!

Indeed. Say what you want, Conchita has a very well kept beard.

[Monkeykind]

I just like the fact we have the beards in the first place, and the people who lack a moustache in last. Talk about the gradual decrease in facial hair!

Indeed. Say what you want, Conchita has a very well kept beard.

Nothing out of the ordinary though.

[Benierra]

I actually pretty much like Alsou and the Tolmachevy Sisters, they really don't deserved to be booed.

But when you send something with somewhat suggestive lyrics over Crimea and Eastern Ukraine, I think it's taking things a bit too far.

You can make up political messages behind all of the songs in the Eurovision.

Anyway 40 points to UK and only 2 to France

[Monkeykind]

I actually pretty much like Alsou and the Tolmachevy Sisters, they really don't deserved to be booed.

But when you send something with somewhat suggestive lyrics over Crimea and Eastern Ukraine, I think it's taking things a bit too far.

You can make up political messages behind all of the songs in the Eurovision.

Anyway 40 points to UK and only 2 to France

"Take that you French!"

[Baltenstein]

I actually pretty much like Alsou and the Tolmachevy Sisters, they really don't deserved to be booed.

But when you send something with somewhat suggestive lyrics over Crimea and Eastern Ukraine, I think it's taking things a bit too far.

The Georgian entry from 2009 was far less subtle.

[Ifreann]

Interesting to see that Russian televoting put Austria in third place. Maybe Russia is more gay friendly than you think. Or maybe Putin rigged it to show how Europe is degenerate and bad for you.

Or maybe Russian televoters' opinion =/= what Putin wants for his own propaganda.

How dare they not think what Putin tells them to think!

[Scholmeria]

'rediculous' is a bit strong but I can see where they're coming from. I think at some of the voting might have been something to do with support for LGBT right etc. Note the bold words, god forbid I offend someone

Yes, it is a public secret that this Eurovision was politicized by LGTB agenda whoose lobby becomne prety agresivly. I mean, ok if somebody really want to promote some political agenda that why not about give all the point to Hungary since child abuse is far more social concerning that will two gays have stress during sleeping.

Also, the booing on 17-year old things was absolutely disgusting.

[Angleter]

Has anyone deciphered the China theme that the hosts were so keen on yet?

[Brutland and Norden]

I have a question for you guys:
Will Lithuania ever win Eurovision?

Your Baltic neighbors already won, so it's not that impossible.

[Dejanic]

Has anyone deciphered the China theme that the hosts were so keen on yet?

Yeah I really didn't understand what that was all about.

[Benierra]

Has anyone deciphered the China theme that the hosts were so keen on yet?

Yeah I really didn't understand what that was all about.

I thought it was a joke about how people from the far east look the same because of the "he's not Chinese he's South Korean ". But that doesn't seem very PC so I presume that it is something else.

[Dejanic]

Yeah I really didn't understand what that was all about.

I thought it was a joke about how people from the far east look the same because of the "he's not Chinese he's South Korean ". But that doesn't seem very PC so I presume that it is something else.

I got that joke, but the guy was referencing China all night.

[Nazis in Space]

Has anyone deciphered the China theme that the hosts were so keen on yet?

It's to subtly prepare the audience for the C-pop invasion 2015.

[Monkeykind]

Has anyone deciphered the China theme that the hosts were so keen on yet?

It's to subtly prepare the audience for the C-pop invasion 2015.

No, no. It's to tell people we're going to become Euravision next year. All of the Eurasian continent nations will participate!!

[Vikipolis]

That bearded crossdresser win was a joke. People only voted because they liked the parody... which wasn't even the purpose of him crossdressing in the first place

[Nazis in Space]

It's to subtly prepare the audience for the C-pop invasion 2015.

No, no. It's to tell people we're going to become Euravision next year. All of the Eurasian continent nations will participate!!

The whining when Korea wins everything ever will be delicious.

I'm in favour.

[Monkeykind]

No, no. It's to tell people we're going to become Euravision next year. All of the Eurasian continent nations will participate!!

The whining when Korea wins everything ever will be delicious.

I'm in favour.

North or South?

[Nazis in Space]

The whining when Korea wins everything ever will be delicious.

I'm in favour.

North or South?

I was thinking K-pop, not marching bands.

[Monkeykind]

North or South?

I was thinking K-pop, not marching bands.

Ah, yes.