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Ettins for sale

Postby The shee species » Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:31 pm

We have genetically created a creature called an Ettin (Cyberlifogenis kleptomonicus) for tasks such as physical labor. We have forced some changes so that these semi-intelligent creatures typically do not understand free will, and as such will do as you say. However, they do understand basic moral guidelines, so they are unlikely to perform a few orders, such as murder, suicide, or intentionally harming others.

Do not that we are not responsible for any consequential actions due to any future genetic alterations. These genetic alterations have made the Ettins hard workers who enjoy what they do. Their skill set is similar to that of a human, as we do raise the Ettins and train them to be able to do various functions.

The Ettins are not meant to be slaves, and having a basic moral guideline are not meant to be fighters - and rarely will they ever make a good one.

Hundred dollars per trait, use fill-out or just state what skills you want.

Normal untrained ettin:
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect:
Electronic assembly related skills:
Other skill "please say what":
Speaks:
Understands:
Breed: Please make up your own if none of ours suit your fancy
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Normal ettins: The cheapest and acording to many the best. Not very adapted for one thing of any sort and therefore good with all kinds of things

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Chameleon Ettins: cute, color-changing creatures.

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Pinkpoodle Ettin: normal ettins that look somewhat different.

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Turquoise & Pink Ettins: cute and make better pets then normal ettins

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Plague Ettins: Can eat most anything to take feeding costs down, however they smell remarkable like a blocked drain

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Necko Ettins: Half-price for the children of mama

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Cupid Heart Ettins: Pink. 'nuff said

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Agress Ettins: are less peaceful then other ettin breeds, still won't hurt a harmless person but have been known to beat up owners who mistreat them and theives.

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Version One Ettins: Cloned from the origional DNA of the first working ettins, may not work as well as later breeds, made mostly for museams or as pets

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Glettins: An ettin breed made to be smarter, works so they can be trained into better jobs but highly stressed and nervous.

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Winged Ettins: Normal ettins... that can fly!

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Yettins: If Viking barbarians appeal to you, or you're just a huge Jamiroquai fan then yettins are a must-have for you

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Sea Ettins: Swimming, gilled ettins, come in color of your choice

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Peace Ettins: If even normal ettins are too agresseve for you, then try peace, or hippy ettins. Spliced by going to international woodstalk-style meetings, DNA sampling everyone there and mixing the genomes with ettin DNA. Buy at your own risk

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Pallid Ettins: A breed made to work in low-light conditions by means of a simple trick. They are eyeless! Rather, they "see" with a combonation of sonar and an advanced sense of small. Warning, sunburn quickly.

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Spotted Lizard Ettins: A cute, scaly breed. They do not need as much water as normal ettins, and don't shed fur... quite simply as they don't have any!

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Dragonfly Ettins: A winged, weird breed based on, to some extent bats.



Other

Breed:
What we intend to use it for:
Gender:
As eggs, DNA or live creature:

Remember, ettins are the best workers around. They were GMed to be after all...
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Postby Grendelkind » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:47 pm

Ideal workers! We, of grendelkind will promptly buy one-hundred ettins, fifty male and fifty female to start as a preeding poupulation in our nation. Unskilled as we will train them ourselves.


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Postby Grendelkind » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:52 pm

Normal untrained ettin: Check
Car repair Not needed
Electronic repair Not needed
Car assembly: Not needed
Electronic assembly: Not needed
Speaks: English
Understands: English
Color "white with red eyes is normal and the DNA may have errors if we GM it for no reason so it's probably best to leave this blank:
Other skill "please say what" Quick breeders

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What we intend to use it for: Establishing a breeding poupulation of these creatures.
Gender: Fifty male, fifty feamle
How many: see above
Hight: ranges between about one foot to one-and-a-half foot: Random
As eggs, DNA or live creature: Eggs

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Postby Collective Systems » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:52 pm

[OOC: Calm down. Begging won't get you any business.]

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Postby Bugs Realm » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:56 pm

Collective Systems wrote:[OOC: Calm down. Begging won't get you any business.]

It appers that they got business anyway.

Normal untrained ettin: Check
Car repair Not needed
Electronic repair Not needed
Car assembly: Not needed
Electronic assembly: Not needed
Speaks: English, Old buglandria
Understands: English, Old buglandria
Color "white with red eyes, normel ettin exept for the hair on the head which should be more of a brown color and longer
Other skill "please say what" Use is intended as part of the royal band as well as for care of the royle gardens.

Other

What we intend to use it for: royal band as well as for care of the royle gardens.
Gender: twenty male, twenty feamle
How many: see above
Hight: ranges between about one foot to one-and-a-half foot: one-and-a-half feet each
As eggs, DNA or live creature: live creatures
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Postby The shee species » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:57 pm

The nations of both bugs realm and grendelkind just got their orders sent. :)

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Postby The shee species » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:58 pm

Bugs Realm wrote:
Collective Systems wrote:[OOC: Calm down. Begging won't get you any business.]

It appers that they got business anyway.

OOC: LOL, that's going im my sig. :hug:

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Postby Collective Systems » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:00 pm

[OOC: Is this FT, or what?]

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Postby The shee species » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:01 pm

Collective Systems wrote:[OOC: Is this FT, or what?]

FT but I'm willing to sell to any nation that can pay. Want some ettins?
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Postby The city of Haven » Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:26 pm

This can't be right. Rise up ettins, and throw off the chains of your capatalistic buyers! You can work for none but yourselves now!

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Postby The shee species » Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:28 pm

Please, stop giveing our ettins the red menace, we do that ourselves. Please, no posts unless you want to know something, RP, buy ettins or post what you'r doing with your ettins.
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Postby The Black Plains » Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:35 pm

Would they follow an order to perform a suicide bombing?

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Postby The shee species » Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:47 pm

The Black Plains wrote:Would they follow an order to perform a suicide bombing?

Read the OP, no way. Nor can you use one as a murder wepon in most any other way. We have had only two cases of murder-by-ettin in our whole nation's history and ettins have been about for hundreds of years.

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Postby The Black Plains » Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:51 pm

The shee species wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:Would they follow an order to perform a suicide bombing?

Read the OP, no way. Nor can you use one as a murder wepon in most any other way. We have had only two cases of murder-by-ettin in our whole nation's history and ettins have been about for hundreds of years.


Oh well in that case could I just get them to deliver a package?

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Postby The shee species » Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:53 pm

The Black Plains wrote:
The shee species wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:Would they follow an order to perform a suicide bombing?

Read the OP, no way. Nor can you use one as a murder wepon in most any other way. We have had only two cases of murder-by-ettin in our whole nation's history and ettins have been about for hundreds of years.


Oh well in that case could I just get them to deliver a package?

Does said package hold a bomb?

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Postby The Black Plains » Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:55 pm

The shee species wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:
The shee species wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:Would they follow an order to perform a suicide bombing?

Read the OP, no way. Nor can you use one as a murder wepon in most any other way. We have had only two cases of murder-by-ettin in our whole nation's history and ettins have been about for hundreds of years.


Oh well in that case could I just get them to deliver a package?

Does said package hold a bomb?

It contains another package.

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Postby The shee species » Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:57 pm

The Black Plains wrote:
The shee species wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:
The shee species wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:Would they follow an order to perform a suicide bombing?

Read the OP, no way. Nor can you use one as a murder wepon in most any other way. We have had only two cases of murder-by-ettin in our whole nation's history and ettins have been about for hundreds of years.


Oh well in that case could I just get them to deliver a package?

Does said package hold a bomb?

It contains another package.

Which itself holds a bomb, or as an attempt to trick me yet another package which contanes the bomb... :palm:

Sorry for rambleing.

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Postby The Black Plains » Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:59 pm

The shee species wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:
The shee species wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:
The shee species wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:Would they follow an order to perform a suicide bombing?

Read the OP, no way. Nor can you use one as a murder wepon in most any other way. We have had only two cases of murder-by-ettin in our whole nation's history and ettins have been about for hundreds of years.


Oh well in that case could I just get them to deliver a package?

Does said package hold a bomb?

It contains another package.

Which itself holds a bomb, or as an attempt to trick me yet another package which contanes the bomb... :palm:

Sorry for rambleing.


That would be... a distinct possibility. Is that... frowned upon?

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Postby The shee species » Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:09 pm

The Black Plains wrote:That would be... a distinct possibility. Is that... frowned upon?

Yes, the ettins have been GMed to remove agrashen glands. They wouldn't do it.

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Postby The Black Plains » Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:19 pm

The shee species wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:That would be... a distinct possibility. Is that... frowned upon?

Yes, the ettins have been GMed to remove agrashen glands. They wouldn't do it.

What if they were the bomb?

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Postby The shee species » Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:39 pm

The Black Plains wrote:
The shee species wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:That would be... a distinct possibility. Is that... frowned upon?

Yes, the ettins have been GMed to remove agrashen glands. They wouldn't do it.

What if they were the bomb?

Look, they aren't explosave. And we won't sell them for war anyway.

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Postby The Black Plains » Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:41 pm

The shee species wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:
The shee species wrote:
The Black Plains wrote:That would be... a distinct possibility. Is that... frowned upon?

Yes, the ettins have been GMed to remove agrashen glands. They wouldn't do it.

What if they were the bomb?

Look, they aren't explosave. And we won't sell them for war anyway.

Ok fine I'll speak your language. How much for a walking bomb?

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Postby Collective Systems » Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:42 pm

[OOC: Can I attach lasers to them and send them to fight rebels and abolitionists?]

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