Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Darwinish Brentsylvania]

From my region's RMB...
Wolfpredator: I can't take the silence
Shiny Charizard: TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

[Zaldakki]

Take that! Ya one eyed, bomb lobbing, cactus eating, pot bellied punk. Bloody fat, jiggling, wopping, big, backstabbing, lard armed, creepy, spastic little bloody blind eyed, twitchy, pickle headed, rocket hopping, potato cropping, phony, two faced, filthy, mutant bastard!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qqyzj9jxU2

From the voice thread.

[Blazedtown]

Saw we're at page 420. Let's keep it here until Monday.

[Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic]

Not as hard as you'd think. If terrorists had more than half a brain there would be a lot more successful bombings. Obviously I can't go into details because it would get me DOSed and probably get on a few watch lists.

Actually, they've smartened up. They're just laying back not lifting a finger as they laugh at the gun control policies Americans have as of right now. Why go through the trouble of trying to sneak into a country and go all through the rigorous process to plant bombs when you can allow all the Redneck Bobs shoot up everything on site? Hell, they could just fund the NRr just to speed up the process if need be.

Watch out for Redneck Bob. He's a terrorist.

[Thafoo]

It was banned because people like you and Liberated Territories have an irrational fear and are, unfortunately, numerous enough to force others to abide by their desires.

Now stop jacking it.

On the contrary, this is almost purely atheist culture, what cares much more about research and development than words of lunatics believing in talking dead guys, Gaia, environmentalism etc.

And still, in both socialism and capitalist regime, people always hated idea to poison water expensively, just to make your teeth whiter.

i beg to differ. there are a lot of things that your body doesnt need but you cant just write it off as poison.

Yes, I can, because we talking there more like in pub with beer on table, informally, not sitting in University lecture room. Because we don't know who is professor with five degrees, forty year old driver or high school teen.

It makes no sense, but as far as unintelligible gibberish goes, it's made my sides sore from laughing.

[Degenerate Heart of HetRio]

Is there an Evil Friday?

That's Monday. *nod*

[Inventio]

That's Monday. *nod*

Admit it. Deep, deep, down, you know it's true. Monday is the spawn of Satan, Wednesday's just a conspiracy theory that doesn't exist, and your dog is really a cat.

Meow.

[Zavea]

Then we do the obvious - we ask the lesser involved mods to run the investigation. Also, the mod team recognizes that some of us are better at some tasks than others. Some are good at thread trawls, some are good at technical investigations, some are good at interacting with parents / schools / police, some are good with tricky ethical / psychological / emotional analysis. And some of us are good at yapping about proposals or making tacos. We self-select the best tools for the job.

You heard it here.
The Mods are tools.
*nods*
couldn't resist...

i'm dead. this post murdered me

[Giovenith]

Is there an Evil Friday?

There's Black friday.

[Imperializt Russia]

Much yes.

What CAN you do?

Not derail everything fucking thread into a racist teenage rant, but that's too much to ask apparently.

[Imperializt Russia]

Behold, Ard - an NS treasure. XD

Not sure whether this means I should be polished, or locked up.

Don't people usually enjoy those activities?

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Vampire! You are condemned to hell next to Richard Nixon and Stalins pet monkey cosmonaut!

I don't own a dashing black cape with red velvet lining.

I don't really have the figure for it. I'd look like a Vampire that got jacked-up on the blood of a gym full of steroid-using body-builders.

[Wisconsin9]

Or the crew becoming a floating colony of cannibals within that span of time...

Starship Fool's Errand, Captain's Log. Stardate 4 mark 3 and a bit, I lose track cos my sleep patterns are shot to hell. Today, the ship's doctor presented to the officers a very interesting proposal, to enhance crew members born in passage with the regenerative capabilities of starfish. The Science Officer and two technicians have been assigned to the project.

Starship Fool's Errand, Captain's Log. Stardate 6 mark 9 mark 1. Another birth has been celebrated onboard. The infant has been named "Starfish" in recognition that she is the first crew member with full regenerative capabilities. The dissent of Aftshipsman O'Shad is noted, and the Science Officer has been retasked to investigating reports of fish in space.

Starship Fool's Errand, Captain's Log. Stardate 19 mark 4 mark 4. Certain junior crew-members have been enjoying the pastime of swordfighting. While swordfighting will still be permitted among regeneration-capable crew members, I and the council of Officers have applied restrictions on the number of limbs severed per stardate, in order to conserve nutrients.

Starship Fool's Errand, Captain's Log. Stardate 21 mark 0 mark 4. I am pleased to report the commission of Regeneration Officer Spacetits to represent and regulate the interests of our regeneration-capable crew members, who now number 20.4 percent of the crew. We all keenly anticipate further developments in this area.

Starship Fool's Errand, Captain's Log. Stardate 39 mark 0 mark 6. Issues raised by some crew members, concerning sources of nutrients, have been resolved. Henceforth, discarded or severed body parts will not be returned to the general nutrient cycle. The Regeneratives among the crew sought, and have been granted, jurisdiction over the processing of their own discarded or severed tissues.

Starship Fool's Errand, Captain's Log. Stardate 39 mark 2 mark 9. Issues raised by some crew members regarding the consumption of discarded or severed nerve tissue have been resolved. The nerve tissue will be processed separately, according to the wishes of the Neural Regenerative member of starship crew.

Starship Fool's Errand, Captain's Log. Stardate 42 mark 9 mark 2. All issues regarding the reprocessing of crewmember tissues for nutrients have been resolved, and all crewmembers are now brains subsisting brains entirely on unprocessed neural tissue. Power previously used by food brains replicators has been rebrained to the main engines.

[Uieurnthlaal]

Violent thugs and suave mobsters in my vagina?

Yes, please.

Will you allow racial disparity and an inefficient school district to fester in your abandoned vagina warehouse district, Gallade? Because, you know what happens when "the business" leaves town- abandonment means a loss of jobs, meaning all of your little vagina citizens turn to crime. The school district loses efficiency, ergo losing state funding because it falls behind in standardized testing. Once all the little vagina children stop receiving substantial education, they drop out of an underfunded vagina high school, turning to violent and organized vagina crime, causing massive disparity and vaginal racism. Will you allow this to happen in your vagina, Gallade? Because, without proper attention, you'll develop a horrific vagina ghetto of abandoned vagina warehouses and uneducated vagina children turning to crime at an early age.

[Yoite]

These people just want to label syphilis as a disease to avoid embarrassment.

oh my fucking god

Sex with God would lead to catching a different STD entirely; Sexually Transmitted Divinity.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

These people just want to label syphilis as a disease to avoid embarrassment.

oh my fucking god

Sex with God would lead to catching a different STD entirely; Sexually Transmitted Divinity.

That's an interesting way to refer to Jesus.

[Yoite]

Sex with God would lead to catching a different STD entirely; Sexually Transmitted Divinity.

That's an interesting way to refer to Jesus.

If only I had thought of that. <_<

[Nightkill the Emperor]

That's an interesting way to refer to Jesus.

If only I had thought of that. <_<

And on Easter too.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The legal age for sex is 16, the legal age for porn is 18.

#GovernmentLogic

I was amused.

[Zaldakki]

I'm 13 and glad I don't live in the UK.
That is all.

Are you mommy's special wittle snow fwake?

Lol.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Crowley who was currently in a flame war with the angels.

Cue Crowley and the angels shouting obscenities at each other.

Regarding a firebending battle.

[Anollasia]

We have a coat of arms.

We think it is quite Nice

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I ROFL'd at this. XD

[Thafoo]

Oh god it's terrible.

Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with UKIP.

(Image)

Looks like a message that won't go...

(¬■_■)

...over-easy

[Wisconsin9]

The amazing feats of mental gymnastics they are capable of performing are the only things that keep me from thinking that these people are total morons.

[Zaldakki]

The power of NSG compels you!

No, the thought of a bunch of guys demanding either duck face pics, or plaid pics is very strange. I feel compelled to not fulfill your wishes.

I like plaid.