Elfen High 2 (OOC 9, Closed, Hodor)

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I nearly just made a poll asking "Should Gabriel have left Don Quixote in Mexico or Afghanistan?"

Then I asked myself if that's what I was doing.

After all, I need to think of more countries and more options.

Well, Spain?

...

Have him meet an alternate Cervantes!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I nearly just made a poll asking "Should Gabriel have left Don Quixote in Mexico or Afghanistan?"

Then I asked myself if that's what I was doing.

After all, I need to think of more countries and more options.

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The Old West.

Hmm.

I dunno, I just really like the idea of Afghanistan.

It adjusts Don a bit to the modern age while still letting him do crazy shit without being thrown in an asylum.

Plus, Pashtunwali? That's Don's shit right there.

[The Twelfth Doctor]

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The Old West.

Hmm.

I dunno, I just really like the idea of Afghanistan.

It adjusts Don a bit to the modern age while still letting him do crazy shit without being thrown in an asylum.

Plus, Pashtunwali? That's Don's shit right there.

Go ahead, then.

"By the heavens! What amazing horses you have now."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Hmm.

I dunno, I just really like the idea of Afghanistan.

It adjusts Don a bit to the modern age while still letting him do crazy shit without being thrown in an asylum.

Plus, Pashtunwali? That's Don's shit right there.

Go ahead, then.

"By the heavens! What amazing horses you have now."

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pashtunwali

I'll also give him the gift of speaking English, Dari and Pashto so he can communicate.

Unless you think it'd be funny not to.

[The Twelfth Doctor]

Go ahead, then.

"By the heavens! What amazing horses you have now."

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pashtunwali

I'll also give him the gift of speaking English, Dari and Pashto so he can communicate.

Unless you think it'd be funny not to.

It wouldn't make much sense not to.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pashtunwali

I'll also give him the gift of speaking English, Dari and Pashto so he can communicate.

Unless you think it'd be funny not to.

It wouldn't make much sense not to.

True enough.

And he was left there because Gabriel's a neglectful asshole, which shocks nobody ever.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I can get away with a lot of crap by saying "Gabriel's an asshole."

It justifies most things.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Go ahead, then.

"By the heavens! What amazing horses you have now."

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pashtunwali

I'll also give him the gift of speaking English, Dari and Pashto so he can communicate.

Unless you think it'd be funny not to.

Damn. The Sabray have balls of diamond.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pashtunwali

I'll also give him the gift of speaking English, Dari and Pashto so he can communicate.

Unless you think it'd be funny not to.

Damn. The Sabray have balls of diamond.

It's a pretty great story.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2 ... trell.html

Full details.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/11/08/the-afghan-village-that-saved-navy-seal-marcus-luttrell.html

Full details.

I reiterate, balls of diamond.

"Yes, we're fucked. But we did the right thing."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/11/08/the-afghan-village-that-saved-navy-seal-marcus-luttrell.html

Full details.

I reiterate, balls of diamond.

"Yes, we're fucked. But we did the right thing."

It's awesome stuff.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I reiterate, balls of diamond.

"Yes, we're fucked. But we did the right thing."

It's awesome stuff.

Indeed. Something to look up to, despite what they're getting for their trouble.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

It's awesome stuff.

Indeed. Something to look up to, despite what they're getting for their trouble.

They're making a film.

I rather want to see it.

[Nude East Ireland]

Challenge accepted.

[Nationstatelandsville]

It struck me just now what we're doing here.

Elfen High is the tale of a magical school run by the Devil, who was raised by God the janitor (with some help from Loki) and is best friends with an alcoholic Russo-Japanese half-ogre and a delusional Appalachian Atticus Finch, which battles against the Great Old Ones (lead by a Shakespeare villain in tights) and dragons (who also happen to be the creators of the universe). The student body includes a female Hitler made of clay, her boyfriend an English knight (who is only slightly perturbed by the whole Nazi thing), a young girl who has spent some time as both a robot and an angel (but mostly as the universe's chew toy), the Sphinx of Thebes, and a sex-addicted vampire-hunting Batman rip-off. The staff, meanwhile, is composed of the actual Nylaratheop (now deceased), a half-raccoon whore, and the former headmaster who faked his death because he was bored one day. Regular contacts include an impotent and aging Thor, a well-read bartender Dionysus, the reincarnated Third Doctor, and Freddie Mercury. The most powerful weapon in all of existence is an angry David Bowie. By the end of the day, Don Quixote will have joined the cast, because Khaan saw his name on his bookshelf. And, of course, all of this is part of the grand plan of the fascist angel Uriel (who happens to be physically identical to televisual actor Giancarlo Esposito) to... do something.

And the President of the United States of America is Clint Eastwood, amongst other things.

Does anyone else think this is really fucking weird?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

It struck me just now what we're doing here.

Elfen High is the tale of a magical school run by the Devil, who was raised by God the janitor (with some help from Loki) and is best friends with an alcoholic Russo-Japanese half-ogre and a delusional Appalachian Atticus Finch, which battles against the Great Old Ones (lead by a Shakespeare villain in tights) and dragons (who also happen to be the creators of the universe). The student body includes a female Hitler made of clay, her boyfriend an English knight (who is only slightly perturbed by the whole Nazi thing), a young girl who has spent some time as both a robot and an angel (but mostly as the universe's chew toy), the Sphinx of Thebes, and a sex-addicted vampire-hunting Batman rip-off. The staff, meanwhile, is composed of the actual Nylaratheop (now deceased), a half-raccoon whore, and the former headmaster who faked his death because he was bored one day. Regular contacts include an impotent and aging Thor, a well-read bartender Dionysus, the reincarnated Third Doctor, and Freddie Mercury. The most powerful weapon in all of existence is an angry David Bowie. By the end of the day, Don Quixote will have joined the cast, because Khaan saw his name on his bookshelf. And, of course, all of this is part of the grand plan of the fascist angel Uriel (who happens to be physically identical to televisual actor Giancarlo Esposito) to... do something.

And the President of the United States of America is Clint Eastwood, amongst other things.

Does anyone else think this is really fucking weird?

-Pauses-

Nope.

[Nude East Ireland]

(Image)

Challenge accepted.

Challenge forfeited.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Cool.

[Nude East Ireland]

Cool.

A lot of rooms in EH are made like this, specifically to fuck with students.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

It struck me just now what we're doing here.

Elfen High is the tale of a magical school run by the Devil, who was raised by God the janitor (with some help from Loki) and is best friends with an alcoholic Russo-Japanese half-ogre and a delusional Appalachian Atticus Finch, which battles against the Great Old Ones (lead by a Shakespeare villain in tights) and dragons (who also happen to be the creators of the universe). The student body includes a female Hitler made of clay, her boyfriend an English knight (who is only slightly perturbed by the whole Nazi thing), a young girl who has spent some time as both a robot and an angel (but mostly as the universe's chew toy), the Sphinx of Thebes, and a sex-addicted vampire-hunting Batman rip-off. The staff, meanwhile, is composed of the actual Nylaratheop (now deceased), a half-raccoon whore, and the former headmaster who faked his death because he was bored one day. Regular contacts include an impotent and aging Thor, a well-read bartender Dionysus, the reincarnated Third Doctor, and Freddie Mercury. The most powerful weapon in all of existence is an angry David Bowie. By the end of the day, Don Quixote will have joined the cast, because Khaan saw his name on his bookshelf. And, of course, all of this is part of the grand plan of the fascist angel Uriel (who happens to be physically identical to televisual actor Giancarlo Esposito) to... do something.

And the President of the United States of America is Clint Eastwood, amongst other things.

Does anyone else think this is really fucking weird?

We do weird shit.

[Norvenia]

I have realized that, on those extremely rare occasions when I find myself with three continuous genuinely free hours, I almost always spend them watching Zulu. Upon reflection, I have decided that I'm totally comfortable with that fact.

[Nude East Ireland]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKgtvYS6YVo

Crossovers are great.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I have realized that, on those extremely rare occasions when I find myself with three continuous genuinely free hours, I almost always spend them watching Zulu. Upon reflection, I have decided that I'm totally comfortable with that fact.

Indeed. It's dammed good. Crowley appears to also spend his spare time watching it.

Mind, the thing it was going to foreshadow has now been largely cut out, but I left the film in that one post because I like it.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I recently found out that it is "The Gambia", not "Gambia".

Yet we can't use "the Ukraine"?