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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:27 pm

Just thought I'd drop this off: http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... tml?hpt=C1

Before I make a late night run to the grocery store. I'll be back shortly. But my favorite part is:

The tail of the long-tailed slug (Ibycus rachelae) is three-times the length of its head, allowing it to curl up to sleep. More unusually, when it mates the slug fires a so-called "love dart" made of calcium carbonate that injects a hormone into its prospective partner to increase the chances of reproduction.


We have entered a brave new evolutionary world we have. Sex Weaponry FTW!
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Postby Lockswania » Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:30 pm

:rofl: This is amazing!!! :lol:
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Postby Greed and Death » Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:32 pm

Waiter, my date will have the Escargot.
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Postby Southern Patriots » Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:33 pm

Wow... just wow. :lol:

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Postby JuNii » Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:35 pm

Nature... never ceases to amaze.

and as for sex Weaponry... as one BOLO story said... from a BOLO (Huge automated tank) that was turned into a human: "Why is my lower missile launcher armed and seeking a target?"
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Postby Lord-General Drache » Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:39 pm

Man, nature is awesome. Thanks for the link, LG!
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Postby Farnhamia » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:17 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Just thought I'd drop this off: http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... tml?hpt=C1

Before I make a late night run to the grocery store. I'll be back shortly. But my favorite part is:

The tail of the long-tailed slug (Ibycus rachelae) is three-times the length of its head, allowing it to curl up to sleep. More unusually, when it mates the slug fires a so-called "love dart" made of calcium carbonate that injects a hormone into its prospective partner to increase the chances of reproduction.


We have entered a brave new evolutionary world we have. Sex Weaponry FTW!

Men. :roll: As if tits and ass evolved on their own. You guys are really just too easy.
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Postby Our Lady GaGa » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:21 pm

Please. Bed bugs drill a hole in to their mates for crotch-bumpin'. This ain't nothin'.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:27 pm

Our Lady GaGa wrote:Please. Bed bugs drill a hole in to their mates for crotch-bumpin'. This ain't nothin'.

I'd drill a hole in you and crotch-bump ;)

Also, way to go snails.
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Postby Daijiro » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:29 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote: Sex Weaponry FTW!

I cannot resist! Sigged.

EDIT: Oh noes! I have to delete some of my other quotes. It's worth it, though. So worth it.
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Postby Tekania » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:40 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Just thought I'd drop this off: http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... tml?hpt=C1

Before I make a late night run to the grocery store. I'll be back shortly. But my favorite part is:

The tail of the long-tailed slug (Ibycus rachelae) is three-times the length of its head, allowing it to curl up to sleep. More unusually, when it mates the slug fires a so-called "love dart" made of calcium carbonate that injects a hormone into its prospective partner to increase the chances of reproduction.


We have entered a brave new evolutionary world we have. Sex Weaponry FTW!


Yes, just what every college jerk has been looking for, projectile roofies. No more need of that messy attempts to sneak it into the drink.
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Postby Farnhamia » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:52 pm

Tekania wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Just thought I'd drop this off: http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... tml?hpt=C1

Before I make a late night run to the grocery store. I'll be back shortly. But my favorite part is:

The tail of the long-tailed slug (Ibycus rachelae) is three-times the length of its head, allowing it to curl up to sleep. More unusually, when it mates the slug fires a so-called "love dart" made of calcium carbonate that injects a hormone into its prospective partner to increase the chances of reproduction.


We have entered a brave new evolutionary world we have. Sex Weaponry FTW!


Yes, just what every college jerk has been looking for, projectile roofies. No more need of that messy attempts to sneak it into the drink.

I'm surprised no one has tried it, except that it probably can't deliver enough to a human to achieve the desired effect.
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:27 pm

Our Lady GaGa wrote:Please. Bed bugs drill a hole in to their mates for crotch-bumpin'. This ain't nothin'.


*looks down disappointed* My bits do some amazing tricks, but they don't spin. :(
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:31 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Our Lady GaGa wrote:Please. Bed bugs drill a hole in to their mates for crotch-bumpin'. This ain't nothin'.


*looks down disappointed* My bits do some amazing tricks, but they don't spin. :(

You're not doing it right then :P
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:34 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Our Lady GaGa wrote:Please. Bed bugs drill a hole in to their mates for crotch-bumpin'. This ain't nothin'.


*looks down disappointed* My bits do some amazing tricks, but they don't spin. :(

You're not doing it right then :P


*signs up for 'Sex Drilling 101' with Professor Lackadaisical2*
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:47 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
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Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Our Lady GaGa wrote:Please. Bed bugs drill a hole in to their mates for crotch-bumpin'. This ain't nothin'.


*looks down disappointed* My bits do some amazing tricks, but they don't spin. :(

You're not doing it right then :P


*signs up for 'Sex Drilling 101' with Professor Lackadaisical2*

We do a lot of 'hands on' work- I hope you're OK with that.
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Postby Caninope » Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:49 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Our Lady GaGa wrote:Please. Bed bugs drill a hole in to their mates for crotch-bumpin'. This ain't nothin'.


*looks down disappointed* My bits do some amazing tricks, but they don't spin. :(

You're not doing it right then :P


*signs up for 'Sex Drilling 101' with Professor Lackadaisical2*

We do a lot of 'hands on' work- I hope you're OK with that.


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Postby Ravea » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:23 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Our Lady GaGa wrote:Please. Bed bugs drill a hole in to their mates for crotch-bumpin'. This ain't nothin'.


*looks down disappointed* My bits do some amazing tricks, but they don't spin. :(


Meatspin?
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Postby North Wiedna » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:25 pm

Cupid Snails? :blink:
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Postby The Black Forrest » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:29 pm

That's very interesting! Thanks for posting that!

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Postby Old Erisia » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:31 pm

wait... so its NOT normal to fire calcium carbonate hormone-filled darts into your prospective mates??
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Postby South Norwega » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:54 pm

Old Erisia wrote:wait... so its NOT normal to fire calcium carbonate hormone-filled darts into your prospective mates??

No silly, we're humans! We fire aluminium carbonate darts.
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:30 am

North Wiedna wrote:Cupid Snails? :blink:


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Postby Lovable Weirdos » Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:41 am

Old Erisia wrote:wait... so its NOT normal to fire calcium carbonate hormone-filled darts into your prospective mates??


...I'd guess so.
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Postby Rambhutan » Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:56 am

It is more like a fertility drug than an aphrodisiac - it increases the chances of successful reproduction. They don't always use it though as it can sometime kill or injure their partner.

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