Elfen High 2 (OOC 9, Closed, Hodor)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Breaking News: Every city in the world declares themselves city-states. Cartographers angry as fuck."

"Bombay proceeds to conquer world."

[Nationstatelandsville]

I think, at this point, the best solution is just to let Crimea be Crimea.

I doubt the government that will take over will be very nice; but I have the same doubts for Ukraine. And it seems that the majority of Crimeans want to be independent.

I'd say something against or for, but I've realised I actually don't have a serious opinion because I haven't studied the issue enough, nor the effects it'd have in other places. So I'll just shrug.

Oh, hell, I don't have an opinion, no. I try to avoid those about places I've never been.

Rather, I just want to avoid a long, bloody war.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'd say something against or for, but I've realised I actually don't have a serious opinion because I haven't studied the issue enough, nor the effects it'd have in other places. So I'll just shrug.

Oh, hell, I don't have an opinion, no. I try to avoid those about places I've never been.

Rather, I just want to avoid a long, bloody war.

My opinions of places I have been tends to be "This fucking shit?"

This ranges from the tea shop down the road to Buckingham Palace.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Oh, hell, I don't have an opinion, no. I try to avoid those about places I've never been.

Rather, I just want to avoid a long, bloody war.

My opinions of places I have been tends to be "This fucking shit?"

This ranges from the tea shop down the road to Buckingham Palace.

You're a bitter old coot.

Contrary to my demeanor, I enjoy most very place I've been and person I've met; it's just much funnier to call them a rotten cunt.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Oh, hell, I don't have an opinion, no. I try to avoid those about places I've never been.

Rather, I just want to avoid a long, bloody war.

My opinions of places I have been tends to be "This fucking shit?"

This ranges from the tea shop down the road to Buckingham Palace.

As a side note, Buckingham Palace is actually rather dull in person.

It's cool for around five minutes, then you start thinking "I wasted thirty pounds for this...?" So if you're in London, do something else.

[Nationstatelandsville]

My opinions of places I have been tends to be "This fucking shit?"

This ranges from the tea shop down the road to Buckingham Palace.

As a side note, Buckingham Palace is actually rather dull in person.

It's cool for around five minutes, then you start thinking "I wasted thirty pounds for this...?" So if you're in London, do something else.

I feel much the same about most monuments; granted, museums are more interactive and cooler, depending on the subject matter.

The Smithsonian has a permanent exhibit centered around C3P0, because sometimes people are awesome.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

My opinions of places I have been tends to be "This fucking shit?"

This ranges from the tea shop down the road to Buckingham Palace.

You're a bitter old coot.

Contrary to my demeanor, I enjoy most very place I've been and person I've met; it's just much funnier to call them a rotten cunt.

Mind, everything has good stuff to it. I even enjoyed a lot of things in South Africa, and I thought it very interesting. And I certainly did enjoy my time in America and I do love my own country, and the many, many different and brilliant parts of it. Humanity kicks ass, and Earth kicks ass.

But I won't deny that I tend to approach things cynically and warily.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You're a bitter old coot.

Contrary to my demeanor, I enjoy most very place I've been and person I've met; it's just much funnier to call them a rotten cunt.

Mind, everything has good stuff to it. I even enjoyed a lot of things in South Africa, and I thought it very interesting. And I certainly did enjoy my time in America and I do love my own country, and the many, many different and brilliant parts of it. Humanity kicks ass, and Earth kicks ass.

But I won't deny that I tend to approach things cynically and warily.

Everything has its charm, somewhere.

Doesn't mean a significant amount of people on this world don't spend their time being fucking dull, but y'know.

[Nude East Ireland]

So if you're in London, do something else.

I believe the Redcoats call them 'pubs'.

[Nationstatelandsville]

So if you're in London, do something else.

I believe the Redcoats call them 'pubs'.

How a person is drunk tells you a lot about them.

Being me, I obviously don't drink; but I find it entertaining, not to mention useful.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Mind, everything has good stuff to it. I even enjoyed a lot of things in South Africa, and I thought it very interesting. And I certainly did enjoy my time in America and I do love my own country, and the many, many different and brilliant parts of it. Humanity kicks ass, and Earth kicks ass.

But I won't deny that I tend to approach things cynically and warily.

Everything has its charm, somewhere.

Doesn't mean a significant amount of people on this world don't spend their time being fucking dull, but y'know.

I think everyone should visit at least four countries outside their own. Or just visit four parts of India, which basically covers that requirement, culture-wise.

It changes your perspective on everything.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Everything has its charm, somewhere.

Doesn't mean a significant amount of people on this world don't spend their time being fucking dull, but y'know.

I think everyone should visit at least four countries outside their own. Or just visit four parts of India, which basically covers that requirement, culture-wise.

It changes your perspective on everything.

I'd love to do that, one day. But I doubt it'll happen soon.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So, I'm replaying a Russia game of mine.

The Uzbeks somehow think they have the right to fuck with me.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I think everyone should visit at least four countries outside their own. Or just visit four parts of India, which basically covers that requirement, culture-wise.

It changes your perspective on everything.

I'd love to do that, one day. But I doubt it'll happen soon.

America's right above you, sneak in.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'd love to do that, one day. But I doubt it'll happen soon.

America's right above you, sneak in.

We can swap places for a day.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I'd love to do that, one day. But I doubt it'll happen soon.

America's right above you, sneak in.

Too lazy. .

And seriously speaking, too dangerous.

Frankly, if I can't get in legally, fuck them. There's other places out there.

@Nat: Wut. 0.o

[Nightkill the Emperor]

America's right above you, sneak in.

We can swap places for a day.

You're joking, but I like those types of programs.

They're quite interesting.

[Nationstatelandsville]

We can swap places for a day.

You're joking, but I like those types of programs.

They're quite interesting.

You only say this because it gives you an excuse to spend someone else's money.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You're joking, but I like those types of programs.

They're quite interesting.

You only say this because it gives you an excuse to spend someone else's money.

If I wanted that, I'd have been a banker.

[Nationstatelandsville]

So, in history class, I have to do a short report with some other kids on an anti-Vietnam War song from the late 60's.

When someone in my group offered, randomly from a list, "Give Peace a Chance" by one John Lennon, the rest of nodded - because who gives a shit?

I had forgotten, of course, that Lennon was a goddamn psychopath and that this song is fucking nonsense.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So, in history class, I have to do a short report with some other kids on an anti-Vietnam War song from the late 60's.

When someone in my group offered, randomly from a list, "Give Peace a Chance" by one John Lennon, the rest of nodded - because who gives a shit?

I had forgotten, of course, that Lennon was a goddamn psychopath and that this song is fucking nonsense.

I find Lennon's public image as rock Jesus to be hilarious.

[Constaniana]

Sometimes the NPC's in Skyrim are so horrificly stupid. I was clearing out a cave of Hagravens, and came upon one that was standing in front of a cage, blasting her prisoner with fire. I dispatched the foul creature with ease, after which the imprisoned bandit begged me to set him free, offering to show me where the Hagravens kept valuable treasure. As soon as he was free, he demanded I give him all that I own or my life. Upon my refusal of his demands he decided to attack me, despite the fact that I was heavily armoured and wielding a greatsword, along with my battlemage manservant, whereas the bandit only had rags and a measly dagger.

[Nationstatelandsville]

So, in history class, I have to do a short report with some other kids on an anti-Vietnam War song from the late 60's.

When someone in my group offered, randomly from a list, "Give Peace a Chance" by one John Lennon, the rest of nodded - because who gives a shit?

I had forgotten, of course, that Lennon was a goddamn psychopath and that this song is fucking nonsense.

I find Lennon's public image as rock Jesus to be hilarious.

He was a repentant piece-of-shit, eventually, at least.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I find Lennon's public image as rock Jesus to be hilarious.

He was a repentant piece-of-shit, eventually, at least.

We share that in common.

[Constaniana]

You only say this because it gives you an excuse to spend someone else's money.

If I wanted that, I'd have been a banker.

It's in your blood, remember?