Elfen High 2 (OOC 9, Closed, Hodor)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://triblive.com/news/allegheny/5779581-74/police-arrests-celebrations#axzz2wBSNp8jM

I found this page through a bizarre series of link followings, and I'm not sure how I got here, to be perfectly honest.

But here's a clear fact - Pittsburgh has a very exciting St. Patrick's Day.

We have special traffic signs set up and "checkpoints".

Khan, checkpoints.

What exactly even happens at St. Patrick's Day?

I thought you just wore green and avoided getting pinched.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

http://www.freshfruitportal.com/2014/03/13/pennsylvania-and-veracruz-consider-maritime-trade/?country=others

Nat, Zark. I feel I must tell you your states are aligning.

Huh.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.freshfruitportal.com/2014/03/13/pennsylvania-and-veracruz-consider-maritime-trade/?country=others

Nat, Zark. I feel I must tell you your states are aligning.

Huh.

I refuse to believe you two have nothing to do with this.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Of the 71 arrests, 21 were on the South Side, police said Sunday."

The South Side is a Pittsburgh within a Pittsburgh.

For the love of God, never go there.

We have special traffic signs set up and "checkpoints".

Khan, checkpoints.

What exactly even happens at St. Patrick's Day?

I thought you just wore green and avoided getting pinched.

Drinking on a level that would make Bacchus envious.

And, remember - we're all Irish or German. When we drink, things get broken.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh#Demographics

"The five largest white ethnic groups in the city are German- (19.7%), Irish-(15.8%), Italian- (11.8%), Polish- (8.4%)."

So, there's Poles and Italians too.

64.8% of the population was White, 25.8% Black or African American, 0.2% American Indian and Alaska Native, 4.4% Asian, 0.3% Other and 2.3% mixed. 2.3% of Pittsburgh's population was of Hispanic or Latino origin of any race.

Huh. There are black people. And Asians.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh#Demographics

"The five largest white ethnic groups in the city are German- (19.7%), Irish-(15.8%), Italian- (11.8%), Polish- (8.4%)."

So, there's Poles and Italians too.

64.8% of the population was White, 25.8% Black or African American, 0.2% American Indian and Alaska Native, 4.4% Asian, 0.3% Other and 2.3% mixed. 2.3% of Pittsburgh's population was of Hispanic or Latino origin of any race.

Huh. There are black people. And Asians.

We keep them in the aforementioned South Side.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I checked the stats on Jackson Center, a wonderful place.

So Hispanics make up .45% of the population.

This is Jackson Center's idea of diversity.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I checked the stats on Jackson Center, a wonderful place.

So Hispanics make up .45% of the population.

This is Jackson Center's idea of diversity.

Wait, wait, it gets so much better.

If you calculate that with the amount of people Jackson Center has, that means there is ONE Hispanic there.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I checked the stats on Jackson Center, a wonderful place.

So Hispanics make up .45% of the population.

This is Jackson Center's idea of diversity.

Wait, wait, it gets so much better.

If you calculate that with the amount of people Jackson Center has, that means there is ONE Hispanic there.

Have I mentioned lately I love my country?

You'd be surprised how much crazy bullshit goes on when no one's paying attention.

[Constaniana]

I checked the stats on Jackson Center, a wonderful place.

So Hispanics make up .45% of the population.

This is Jackson Center's idea of diversity.

I feel that Jehovah shouldn't be a spaceship in Lucifer's Library. He should be one of those gigantic Transformers, who transforms into Jackson Center.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Wait, wait, it gets so much better.

If you calculate that with the amount of people Jackson Center has, that means there is ONE Hispanic there.

Have I mentioned lately I love my country?

You'd be surprised how much crazy bullshit goes on when no one's paying attention.

I want to know the life of this one white Mexican who heroically lives in Jackson Center.

I checked the stats on Jackson Center, a wonderful place.

So Hispanics make up .45% of the population.

This is Jackson Center's idea of diversity.

I feel that Jehovah shouldn't be a spaceship in Lucifer's Library. He should be one of those gigantic Transformers, who transforms into Jackson Center.

Everyone would die.

[Constaniana]

Have I mentioned lately I love my country?

You'd be surprised how much crazy bullshit goes on when no one's paying attention.

I want to know the life of this one white Mexican who heroically lives in Jackson Center.

I feel that Jehovah shouldn't be a spaceship in Lucifer's Library. He should be one of those gigantic Transformers, who transforms into Jackson Center.

Everyone would die.

Wasn't that already the plan?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Have I mentioned lately I love my country?

You'd be surprised how much crazy bullshit goes on when no one's paying attention.

I want to know the life of this one white Mexican who heroically lives in Jackson Center.

"Heroically"?

He's their lord.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I want to know the life of this one white Mexican who heroically lives in Jackson Center.

"Heroically"?

He's their lord.

Hector.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Heroically"?

He's their lord.

Hector.

Oh my God, it all makes sense now.

I mean, kind of.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Hector.

Oh my God, it all makes sense now.

I mean, kind of.

Hector faked his death and moved up north.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Oh my God, it all makes sense now.

I mean, kind of.

Hector faked his death and moved up north.

That... would be difficult.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Hector faked his death and moved up north.

That... would be difficult.

Would you argue with this man?

[Nationstatelandsville]

That... would be difficult.

Would you argue with this man?

No.

But I'd argue with the puddle left behind.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

[Constaniana]

(Image)

One of William's favourite pickup lines.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

(Image)

One of William's favourite pickup lines.

You should work on a oneshot, like we had discussed.

[Constaniana]

One of William's favourite pickup lines.

You should work on a oneshot, like we had discussed.

Aye. I'll try to get started on it tomorrow (well, technically later today), since I have a snow day, but I want to get another one of my ominous vague posts prepped for Elementals first.

[Liriena]

*drags tired old self into the brand new OOC thread*

[Nightkill the Emperor]

*drags tired old self into the brand new OOC thread*

Watch Doctor Who.