Elfen High 2 (War OOC, Closed, Great rps are forged in fire)

[Nude East Ireland]

"Maybe... talk to someone?"

"Already scheduled."

"Really?"

"I'm not an idiot. I know I need help."

"That's great... You know I meant 'a counsellor', right?"

"Yeah."

"And you meant 'a hooker'?"

"Yeah. Baby steps."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Name: Republic of Turkey
Leader: Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, Republican People's Party (CHP)
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Composed of: RL Turkey.
Language(s): Turkish (official state language), Kurmanji Kurdish, Arabic, Zaza (major minority languages).
Description: Turkey is a democratic secular republic, an influent regional power in Eurasia and one of the main players of the European Union, which it joined a decade ago. Powered by a stable and prosperous economy and boasting one of the strongest militaries in Europe, Turkey has consistently pushed for a protectionist and defensive foreign policy, aimed at building up the joint EU military forces into a force capable of dissuading the Union State from aiming their expansionist policies towards the West.

Domestic policy-wise, Turkey became even more secular under Ataturk's new reign, promoting a model framework aimed at reconciling Western and Islamic values. Cultural exchange programs with fellow EU countries tend to be quite common. Human rights-wise, the country has started to improve their treatment of the Kurdish ethnic minority, after pressure from the EU. Free speech issues still endure in Turkey, however. The Armenian Genocide has not yet been admitted by state authorities, who have also stopped actively denying it and punishing activists after other substantial EU pressure.

Ataturk is highly respectful of Sanchez, and has pushed for further collaboration between the USA and the EU to ensure peace, democracy and stability in the world and in the territories of Hell. As a result, the Turkish military heavily uses licensed American equipment, other than co-operating with other NATO and EU countries and staging joint training exercises.

The demonic population in Turkey is small and located in the biggest cities, and suffering a certain degree of discrimination. The government is however looking forward to stamping it out.
Characters from here: N/A
Changes since magic was revealed: Turkey wasn't heavily damaged by the Abrahamic War, thanks to their overwhelming military strength and to the fact that, well, they're Turks. As such, resentment towards demons is less than in mainland Europe. Politics-wise, the AKP promptly found itself defeated at the elections, after Kemal himself returned from Hell and decided to stick it up their Islamist Neo-Ottoman asses by becoming the candidate for the CHP party.

Ataturk predictably won, cashing in on his reputation as the father of the modern Turkish nation. After a landslide victory, Ataturk cancelled the Islamist reforms of the Erdogan era, while promoting an agenda of state secularism and social liberalism, other than further co-operation with the West. This eventually led Turkey to join the EU, after cleaning up their human rights record by a bit and adopting less heavy-handed policies towards the Kurds. Even then, any semblance of Kurdish armed opposition was promptly crushed by the central government.

To usher in the accession of Turkey into the EU, Ataturk eventually agreed to the creation of the Cypriot Confederation, a loose diplomatic union between the Greek and Turkish parts of the island of Cyprus meant to placate conflict and provide a framework for peaceful co-operation and re-unification, which was eventually recognised by both Greece and Turkey.

Magic is legal in Turkey, and the government has subsidised several magic schools around the country, other than participating in the ISSR initiative and starting to introduce the magic arts in the armed forces.

Approved.

[Agritum]

I'm reading a Victoria II AAR where the UK at one point invades the USA from Canada. The Brits destroy so much shit that they weaken the north and prompt the start of the American Civil War, and then they decide to beat the shit out of the Confederates, too.

[Agritum]

The game encourages the players to stomp over peoples' rights, colonize huge patches of land and violently suppress political movements in the name of progress, science, tradition or downright profit.

[Nude East Ireland]

The game encourages the players to stomp over peoples' rights, colonize huge patches of land and violently suppress political movements in the name of progress, science, tradition or downright profit.

Because we didn't do that in real history.

Insert an eye roll somewhere in there.

[Agritum]

Because we didn't do that in real history.

Insert an eye roll somewhere in there.

But most strategic game gloss over said aspect.

Vicky II instead acknowledges and glorifies it.

Imperialism has never been so much fun.

[Nude East Ireland]

Imperialism has never been so much fun.

Imperialism was always fun.

Well, for the whites.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Imperialism has never been so much fun.

Imperialism was always fun.

Well, for the whites.

*whistles innocently*

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Agri, watch Community.

And did you ever do the charity work we discussed months ago?

[Nude East Ireland]

And did you ever do the charity work we discussed months ago?

"Well, I was on my way to the charity when I noticed the annual Hookers and Cocaine Convention was starting..."

[Constaniana]

Because we didn't do that in real history.

Insert an eye roll somewhere in there.

But most strategic game gloss over said aspect.

Vicky II instead acknowledges and glorifies it.

Imperialism has never been so much fun.

Age of Empires III offers a few technological upgrades that are explicitly used for slaughtering civilians.

[Agritum]

Agri, watch Community.

And did you ever do the charity work we discussed months ago?

Ok.

And not yet, unfortunately.

[Nude East Ireland]

"It's illegal. People go to jail for that, pay huge fines."

"Have you seen me practice medicine?"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Agri, watch Community.

And did you ever do the charity work we discussed months ago?

Ok.

And not yet, unfortunately.

Do the charity thing.

But first, watch Community and provide your views.

[Agritum]

Fred Phelps has apparently been excommunicated by the WBC itself and is now dying.

Uh.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Fred Phelps has apparently been excommunicated by the WBC itself and is now dying.

Uh.

What for?

[Nude East Ireland]

Fred Phelps has apparently been excommunicated by the WBC itself and is now dying.

Uh.

What for?

Being Fred Phelps isn't a good enough reason for you?

[Rupudska]

What for?

Being Fred Phelps isn't a good enough reason for you?

This is an excellent point.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Fred Phelps has apparently been excommunicated by the WBC itself and is now dying.

Uh.

Hopefully he makes an effort at redemption, this life or the next.

[Agritum]

Fred Phelps has apparently been excommunicated by the WBC itself and is now dying.

Uh.

Hopefully he makes an effort at redemption, this life or the next.

What if Hinduism is right and he respawns as a sheep in Wales?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Hopefully he makes an effort at redemption, this life or the next.

What if Hinduism is right and he respawns as a sheep in Wales?

He'll find a loving partner soon.

[Agritum]

The shit we throw at Welshmen in this thread (and community in general) is astonishing.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The shit we throw at Welshmen in this thread (and community in general) is astonishing.

They deserve it.

[Agritum]

The shit we throw at Welshmen in this thread (and community in general) is astonishing.

They deserve it.

Gwen included?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

They deserve it.

Gwen included?

Especially Gwen.