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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:45 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:That's usually it, yeah.

I'm more saddened by the fact you're storming heaven. I was so looking forward to that. ;.;

I should warn you that Khan has plans.

I should remind you I'm barred from the IC even if I wanted to make a new character and come back.

Something about my characters being too complex and long-stretching for Elfen High or something like that.(I keed)
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Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:33 pm

Because we all know how big Mohammed was on properly respecting religious icons.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:34 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Because we all know how big Mohammed was on properly respecting religious icons.

More like the fact it was his house.
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Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:34 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Because we all know how big Mohammed was on properly respecting religious icons.

More like the fact it was his house.

He's not using it.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:39 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:More like the fact it was his house.

He's not using it.

True enough.
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Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:41 pm

I'll post later, probably after Nat posts the slave camps. I have to go do some stuff for now.

I assume that Alastor will just have to stay behind and chill while the attacks on the military zones begin, then? Or, alternatively, remain offscreen, I suppose.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:42 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:I'll post later, probably after Nat posts the slave camps. I have to go do some stuff for now.

I assume that Alastor will just have to stay behind and chill while the attacks on the military zones begin, then? Or, alternatively, remain offscreen, I suppose.

I'm writing a report; I'll need, at least, an hour.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Swith Witherward » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:45 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:I'll post later, probably after Nat posts the slave camps. I have to go do some stuff for now.

I assume that Alastor will just have to stay behind and chill while the attacks on the military zones begin, then? Or, alternatively, remain offscreen, I suppose.

I'm writing a report; I'll need, at least, an hour.

No rush, Nat. I'm working on a few things elsewhere anyway. I'll drop a post in once you've described the setting.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:49 pm

It can be odd to note the fact that there are students at EH other than our PCs.

Take, for example, Mohammed. He grew up in the suburbs of Lahore, his family poor though his father had proudly fought in the Abrahamic War. He grew up with powers he didn't understand. Let's make him a waterbender. This caused him trouble with his family at first, but they later accepted him.

He survived the shitiness of Pakistan (though it is currently administered by India), and grew up in this environment. But one day, he finally did his family proud and made it to Elfen High, and got his family out of that area by getting them a visa into Leicester. He plans to see them soon after this war ends.

He's going to die one post in, likely.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:54 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It can be odd to note the fact that there are students at EH other than our PCs.

Take, for example, Mohammed. He grew up in the suburbs of Lahore, his family poor though his father had proudly fought in the Abrahamic War. He grew up with powers he didn't understand. Let's make him a waterbender. This caused him trouble with his family at first, but they later accepted him.

He survived the shitiness of Pakistan (though it is currently administered by India), and grew up in this environment. But one day, he finally did his family proud and made it to Elfen High, and got his family out of that area by getting them a visa into Leicester. He plans to see them soon after this war ends.

He's going to die one post in, likely.

Mohammed is best friends with an Orthodox Jewish girl, who has a crush on him and has for a couple of years. She's afraid to admit it to him because of their differing religions - she knows her parents will never approve. She likes to dance. She says her favorite movie is The Notebook, but it's really Die Hard.

She'll cradle Mohammed's cold body before herself being murdered violently. No one will speak her name again.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:55 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It can be odd to note the fact that there are students at EH other than our PCs.

Take, for example, Mohammed. He grew up in the suburbs of Lahore, his family poor though his father had proudly fought in the Abrahamic War. He grew up with powers he didn't understand. Let's make him a waterbender. This caused him trouble with his family at first, but they later accepted him.

He survived the shitiness of Pakistan (though it is currently administered by India), and grew up in this environment. But one day, he finally did his family proud and made it to Elfen High, and got his family out of that area by getting them a visa into Leicester. He plans to see them soon after this war ends.

He's going to die one post in, likely.

Mohammed is best friends with an Orthodox Jewish girl, who has a crush on him and has for a couple of years. She's afraid to admit it to him because of their differing religions - she knows her parents will never approve. She likes to dance. She says her favorite movie is The Notebook, but it's really Die Hard.

She'll cradle Mohammed's cold body before herself being murdered violently. No one will speak her name again.

I just created a human being and killed her in five sentences and under a thousand words.

What the fuck is wrong with me?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:57 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It can be odd to note the fact that there are students at EH other than our PCs.

Take, for example, Mohammed. He grew up in the suburbs of Lahore, his family poor though his father had proudly fought in the Abrahamic War. He grew up with powers he didn't understand. Let's make him a waterbender. This caused him trouble with his family at first, but they later accepted him.

He survived the shitiness of Pakistan (though it is currently administered by India), and grew up in this environment. But one day, he finally did his family proud and made it to Elfen High, and got his family out of that area by getting them a visa into Leicester. He plans to see them soon after this war ends.

He's going to die one post in, likely.

Mohammed is best friends with an Orthodox Jewish girl, who has a crush on him and has for a couple of years. She's afraid to admit it to him because of their differing religions - she knows her parents will never approve. She likes to dance. She says her favorite movie is The Notebook, but it's really Die Hard.

She'll cradle Mohammed's cold body before herself being murdered violently. No one will speak her name again.

Then they have a friend who had cancer, but then managed to beat the disease. He's a friendly kid who preserves against all odds, and has helped his friends through hard times. He has a wonderful smile, and calls his parents in their small town in America every night, and they miss him dearly and worry about him.

He will watch his friends die and survive the war, to return a broken and mute man and later fall to suicidal depression.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Tiltjuice » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:58 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:I just created a human being and killed her in five sentences and under a thousand words.

What the fuck is wrong with me?


Nothing. I would do this too.

What kind of monsters are we?

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:58 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Mohammed is best friends with an Orthodox Jewish girl, who has a crush on him and has for a couple of years. She's afraid to admit it to him because of their differing religions - she knows her parents will never approve. She likes to dance. She says her favorite movie is The Notebook, but it's really Die Hard.

She'll cradle Mohammed's cold body before herself being murdered violently. No one will speak her name again.

I just created a human being and killed her in five sentences and under a thousand words.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

Do you need to ask?
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I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:01 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It can be odd to note the fact that there are students at EH other than our PCs.

Take, for example, Mohammed. He grew up in the suburbs of Lahore, his family poor though his father had proudly fought in the Abrahamic War. He grew up with powers he didn't understand. Let's make him a waterbender. This caused him trouble with his family at first, but they later accepted him.

He survived the shitiness of Pakistan (though it is currently administered by India), and grew up in this environment. But one day, he finally did his family proud and made it to Elfen High, and got his family out of that area by getting them a visa into Leicester. He plans to see them soon after this war ends.

He's going to die one post in, likely.

Mohammed is best friends with an Orthodox Jewish girl, who has a crush on him and has for a couple of years. She's afraid to admit it to him because of their differing religions - she knows her parents will never approve. She likes to dance. She says her favorite movie is The Notebook, but it's really Die Hard.

She'll cradle Mohammed's cold body before herself being murdered violently. No one will speak her name again.

Tommy has married his high school crush Suzie. They run a nonprofit bunny petting zoo in the Pakistani village of Sunset Meadows. Suzie is expecting. Everyone is happy and in good fortune.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:02 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Mohammed is best friends with an Orthodox Jewish girl, who has a crush on him and has for a couple of years. She's afraid to admit it to him because of their differing religions - she knows her parents will never approve. She likes to dance. She says her favorite movie is The Notebook, but it's really Die Hard.

She'll cradle Mohammed's cold body before herself being murdered violently. No one will speak her name again.

Tommy has married his high school crush Suzie. They run a nonprofit bunny petting zoo in the Pakistani village of Sunset Meadows. Suzie is expecting. Everyone is happy and in good fortune.

Then it turns out Tommy has cancer and desperately needs money.

Thus begins Breaking Bad: Sunset Meadows.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:06 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Mohammed is best friends with an Orthodox Jewish girl, who has a crush on him and has for a couple of years. She's afraid to admit it to him because of their differing religions - she knows her parents will never approve. She likes to dance. She says her favorite movie is The Notebook, but it's really Die Hard.

She'll cradle Mohammed's cold body before herself being murdered violently. No one will speak her name again.

Tommy has married his high school crush Suzie. They run a nonprofit bunny petting zoo in the Pakistani village of Sunset Meadows. Suzie is expecting. Everyone is happy and in good fortune.

And then the bunnies turn out to be killer rabbits and slaughter everybody.
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:09 pm

Now, if you're heading to the library, you guys can post.

If not, best to wait on Nat's post.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:11 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Tommy has married his high school crush Suzie. They run a nonprofit bunny petting zoo in the Pakistani village of Sunset Meadows. Suzie is expecting. Everyone is happy and in good fortune.

Then it turns out Tommy has cancer and desperately needs money.

Thus begins Breaking Bad: Sunset Meadows.

Suzie has sex with a local official to avoid the high taxes. Her brother Ahmed overdoses on meth made by Tommy. Their son is born, only to be revealed as half-demon. Tommy casts a spell to make the bunnies into demon hybrids. He burns down the farm and retreats into the mountains with his new army. Suzie returns to her job as a dominatrix in Calcutta.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:12 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Mohammed is best friends with an Orthodox Jewish girl, who has a crush on him and has for a couple of years. She's afraid to admit it to him because of their differing religions - she knows her parents will never approve. She likes to dance. She says her favorite movie is The Notebook, but it's really Die Hard.

She'll cradle Mohammed's cold body before herself being murdered violently. No one will speak her name again.

Then they have a friend who had cancer, but then managed to beat the disease. He's a friendly kid who preserves against all odds, and has helped his friends through hard times. He has a wonderful smile, and calls his parents in their small town in America every night, and they miss him dearly and worry about him.

He will watch his friends die and survive the war, to return a broken and mute man and later fall to suicidal depression.

He'll marry another survivor, because they're the only people he can understand.

They'll die in the same day; poisoning. Some say suicide, others think something more sinister. The case is never closed.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:13 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Then they have a friend who had cancer, but then managed to beat the disease. He's a friendly kid who preserves against all odds, and has helped his friends through hard times. He has a wonderful smile, and calls his parents in their small town in America every night, and they miss him dearly and worry about him.

He will watch his friends die and survive the war, to return a broken and mute man and later fall to suicidal depression.

He'll marry another survivor, because they're the only people he can understand.

They'll die in the same day; poisoning. Some say suicide, others think something more sinister. The case is never closed.

It is, however, later made into a movie by Orson Welles.
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I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:14 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Then it turns out Tommy has cancer and desperately needs money.

Thus begins Breaking Bad: Sunset Meadows.

Suzie has sex with a local official to avoid the high taxes. Her brother Ahmed overdoses on meth made by Tommy. Their son is born, only to be revealed as half-demon. Tommy casts a spell to make the bunnies into demon hybrids. He burns down the farm and retreats into the mountains with his new army. Suzie returns to her job as a dominatrix in Calcutta.

Tommy's army later attacks Lahore, but is stopped firmly by fucking John Nicholson.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:15 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Suzie has sex with a local official to avoid the high taxes. Her brother Ahmed overdoses on meth made by Tommy. Their son is born, only to be revealed as half-demon. Tommy casts a spell to make the bunnies into demon hybrids. He burns down the farm and retreats into the mountains with his new army. Suzie returns to her job as a dominatrix in Calcutta.

Tommy's army later attacks Lahore, but is stopped firmly by fucking John Nicholson.

While on John Nicholson,

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/musa.html

Strange things happen when Irish people enter South Asia.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:16 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Suzie has sex with a local official to avoid the high taxes. Her brother Ahmed overdoses on meth made by Tommy. Their son is born, only to be revealed as half-demon. Tommy casts a spell to make the bunnies into demon hybrids. He burns down the farm and retreats into the mountains with his new army. Suzie returns to her job as a dominatrix in Calcutta.

Tommy's army later attacks Lahore, but is stopped firmly by fucking John Nicholson.

All of them? At once? They couldn't even have taken turns, one fucks while the rest destroy Lahore?
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


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Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:16 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Tommy's army later attacks Lahore, but is stopped firmly by fucking John Nicholson.

All of them? At once? They couldn't even have taken turns, one fucks while the rest destroy Lahore?

Tommy is not a very good military strategist.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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