I should remind you I'm barred from the IC even if I wanted to make a new character and come back.
Something about my characters being too complex and long-stretching for Elfen High or something like that.(I keed)
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by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:45 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:33 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:34 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Because we all know how big Mohammed was on properly respecting religious icons.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:34 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:39 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:41 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:42 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:I'll post later, probably after Nat posts the slave camps. I have to go do some stuff for now.
I assume that Alastor will just have to stay behind and chill while the attacks on the military zones begin, then? Or, alternatively, remain offscreen, I suppose.
by Swith Witherward » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:45 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Zarkenis Ultima wrote:I'll post later, probably after Nat posts the slave camps. I have to go do some stuff for now.
I assume that Alastor will just have to stay behind and chill while the attacks on the military zones begin, then? Or, alternatively, remain offscreen, I suppose.
I'm writing a report; I'll need, at least, an hour.
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by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:49 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:54 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It can be odd to note the fact that there are students at EH other than our PCs.
Take, for example, Mohammed. He grew up in the suburbs of Lahore, his family poor though his father had proudly fought in the Abrahamic War. He grew up with powers he didn't understand. Let's make him a waterbender. This caused him trouble with his family at first, but they later accepted him.
He survived the shitiness of Pakistan (though it is currently administered by India), and grew up in this environment. But one day, he finally did his family proud and made it to Elfen High, and got his family out of that area by getting them a visa into Leicester. He plans to see them soon after this war ends.
He's going to die one post in, likely.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:55 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It can be odd to note the fact that there are students at EH other than our PCs.
Take, for example, Mohammed. He grew up in the suburbs of Lahore, his family poor though his father had proudly fought in the Abrahamic War. He grew up with powers he didn't understand. Let's make him a waterbender. This caused him trouble with his family at first, but they later accepted him.
He survived the shitiness of Pakistan (though it is currently administered by India), and grew up in this environment. But one day, he finally did his family proud and made it to Elfen High, and got his family out of that area by getting them a visa into Leicester. He plans to see them soon after this war ends.
He's going to die one post in, likely.
Mohammed is best friends with an Orthodox Jewish girl, who has a crush on him and has for a couple of years. She's afraid to admit it to him because of their differing religions - she knows her parents will never approve. She likes to dance. She says her favorite movie is The Notebook, but it's really Die Hard.
She'll cradle Mohammed's cold body before herself being murdered violently. No one will speak her name again.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:57 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It can be odd to note the fact that there are students at EH other than our PCs.
Take, for example, Mohammed. He grew up in the suburbs of Lahore, his family poor though his father had proudly fought in the Abrahamic War. He grew up with powers he didn't understand. Let's make him a waterbender. This caused him trouble with his family at first, but they later accepted him.
He survived the shitiness of Pakistan (though it is currently administered by India), and grew up in this environment. But one day, he finally did his family proud and made it to Elfen High, and got his family out of that area by getting them a visa into Leicester. He plans to see them soon after this war ends.
He's going to die one post in, likely.
Mohammed is best friends with an Orthodox Jewish girl, who has a crush on him and has for a couple of years. She's afraid to admit it to him because of their differing religions - she knows her parents will never approve. She likes to dance. She says her favorite movie is The Notebook, but it's really Die Hard.
She'll cradle Mohammed's cold body before herself being murdered violently. No one will speak her name again.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Tiltjuice » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:58 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I just created a human being and killed her in five sentences and under a thousand words.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:58 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:Mohammed is best friends with an Orthodox Jewish girl, who has a crush on him and has for a couple of years. She's afraid to admit it to him because of their differing religions - she knows her parents will never approve. She likes to dance. She says her favorite movie is The Notebook, but it's really Die Hard.
She'll cradle Mohammed's cold body before herself being murdered violently. No one will speak her name again.
I just created a human being and killed her in five sentences and under a thousand words.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:01 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It can be odd to note the fact that there are students at EH other than our PCs.
Take, for example, Mohammed. He grew up in the suburbs of Lahore, his family poor though his father had proudly fought in the Abrahamic War. He grew up with powers he didn't understand. Let's make him a waterbender. This caused him trouble with his family at first, but they later accepted him.
He survived the shitiness of Pakistan (though it is currently administered by India), and grew up in this environment. But one day, he finally did his family proud and made it to Elfen High, and got his family out of that area by getting them a visa into Leicester. He plans to see them soon after this war ends.
He's going to die one post in, likely.
Mohammed is best friends with an Orthodox Jewish girl, who has a crush on him and has for a couple of years. She's afraid to admit it to him because of their differing religions - she knows her parents will never approve. She likes to dance. She says her favorite movie is The Notebook, but it's really Die Hard.
She'll cradle Mohammed's cold body before herself being murdered violently. No one will speak her name again.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:02 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:Mohammed is best friends with an Orthodox Jewish girl, who has a crush on him and has for a couple of years. She's afraid to admit it to him because of their differing religions - she knows her parents will never approve. She likes to dance. She says her favorite movie is The Notebook, but it's really Die Hard.
She'll cradle Mohammed's cold body before herself being murdered violently. No one will speak her name again.
Tommy has married his high school crush Suzie. They run a nonprofit bunny petting zoo in the Pakistani village of Sunset Meadows. Suzie is expecting. Everyone is happy and in good fortune.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:06 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:Mohammed is best friends with an Orthodox Jewish girl, who has a crush on him and has for a couple of years. She's afraid to admit it to him because of their differing religions - she knows her parents will never approve. She likes to dance. She says her favorite movie is The Notebook, but it's really Die Hard.
She'll cradle Mohammed's cold body before herself being murdered violently. No one will speak her name again.
Tommy has married his high school crush Suzie. They run a nonprofit bunny petting zoo in the Pakistani village of Sunset Meadows. Suzie is expecting. Everyone is happy and in good fortune.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:09 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:11 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:Tommy has married his high school crush Suzie. They run a nonprofit bunny petting zoo in the Pakistani village of Sunset Meadows. Suzie is expecting. Everyone is happy and in good fortune.
Then it turns out Tommy has cancer and desperately needs money.
Thus begins Breaking Bad: Sunset Meadows.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:12 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:Mohammed is best friends with an Orthodox Jewish girl, who has a crush on him and has for a couple of years. She's afraid to admit it to him because of their differing religions - she knows her parents will never approve. She likes to dance. She says her favorite movie is The Notebook, but it's really Die Hard.
She'll cradle Mohammed's cold body before herself being murdered violently. No one will speak her name again.
Then they have a friend who had cancer, but then managed to beat the disease. He's a friendly kid who preserves against all odds, and has helped his friends through hard times. He has a wonderful smile, and calls his parents in their small town in America every night, and they miss him dearly and worry about him.
He will watch his friends die and survive the war, to return a broken and mute man and later fall to suicidal depression.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:13 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Then they have a friend who had cancer, but then managed to beat the disease. He's a friendly kid who preserves against all odds, and has helped his friends through hard times. He has a wonderful smile, and calls his parents in their small town in America every night, and they miss him dearly and worry about him.
He will watch his friends die and survive the war, to return a broken and mute man and later fall to suicidal depression.
He'll marry another survivor, because they're the only people he can understand.
They'll die in the same day; poisoning. Some say suicide, others think something more sinister. The case is never closed.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:14 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Then it turns out Tommy has cancer and desperately needs money.
Thus begins Breaking Bad: Sunset Meadows.
Suzie has sex with a local official to avoid the high taxes. Her brother Ahmed overdoses on meth made by Tommy. Their son is born, only to be revealed as half-demon. Tommy casts a spell to make the bunnies into demon hybrids. He burns down the farm and retreats into the mountains with his new army. Suzie returns to her job as a dominatrix in Calcutta.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:15 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:Suzie has sex with a local official to avoid the high taxes. Her brother Ahmed overdoses on meth made by Tommy. Their son is born, only to be revealed as half-demon. Tommy casts a spell to make the bunnies into demon hybrids. He burns down the farm and retreats into the mountains with his new army. Suzie returns to her job as a dominatrix in Calcutta.
Tommy's army later attacks Lahore, but is stopped firmly by fucking John Nicholson.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:16 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:Suzie has sex with a local official to avoid the high taxes. Her brother Ahmed overdoses on meth made by Tommy. Their son is born, only to be revealed as half-demon. Tommy casts a spell to make the bunnies into demon hybrids. He burns down the farm and retreats into the mountains with his new army. Suzie returns to her job as a dominatrix in Calcutta.
Tommy's army later attacks Lahore, but is stopped firmly by fucking John Nicholson.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:16 pm
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