Nightkill the Emperor wrote:G-Tech Corporation wrote:
That would be hilarious.
To be fair though, Sally is no longer alone. Winthrop now wears SallyJaneTeddy. As such, I suppose you could call those his offspring. They are neither the first, nor the last, though, for he sustains his ancient existence on a steady diet of tea steeped from the fresh blood of innocents, and biscuits compressed from the stem-cells of infants.
I actually now want him to do the screwing corpses thing as a way to add to his army. Throw in some organics.
I'll contemplate digesting corpses in their entirety, reprocessing them internally and binding them to his will via dark enchantments, fusing their psyches with that of the myriad innocents he has devoured over the years, and then rebuilding them piece by piece via regurgitated biomass. The resultant undead creatures will be incubation chambers for the genetic material of Winthrop and his suit, to eventually give birth to new creatures.
Now I need a good name.