Embassies in the Chrisman Union

[The chrisman union]

To: Open communication
From: Lionel Jackson, head of ANCU foreign affairs committee


To the nations of the world,
The Chrisman Union wishes to reestablish diplomatic relations with the nations of the world. The best way to do this is generally an embassy program. Therefore we wish to invite you to our freedom loving nation to establish an embassy here in the ANCU. We hope that you accept this offer of diplomatic relations and that our nations can work together towards peace, freedom and democracy.

If you want to establish an embassy in the ANCU, please fill in the application form attached.

Signed,
Lionel Jackson, head of ANCU foreign affairs committee

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Application

Full name of nation:
Head of state:
Head of government (if different):
Type of government:
Current WA Category:
Government's current view of the Chrisman Union:

Name of ambassador:
Short biography of ambassador:
Will the ambassador be bringing family with him/her? (if so, who?):
Medical issues of the ambassador and family:

Diplomatic staff (max 40):
Service staff (max 40):
Security staff (max 10):
Armament of guards (no explosives, nothing more powerful than an assault rifle):
Picture of preferred style of embassy:

Vehicles (max 5 ground vehicles, 1 aerial vehicle, no armed vehicles or tanks and APCs):
Any special requests?:

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Embassies in the Union

All embassies are located in the capital city of Teronique. Displayed below are nations which currently have an embassy in the Chrisman Union:

1. Kingdom of Churchilland
2. Grand Duchy of Khytenna
3. Commonwealth of Greater Tern
4. The Four-Party Semi-Dictatorship of Grittonia
5. The Commonwealth of Nolothë
6. The Free State of Voerdeland
7. The Republic of Kalakda
8. The Imperium of Conservative Morality
9. The United Kingdom of Lockswania
10. The Far-Reaching Holy Empire of Windica
11. The Democratic Republic of Abanhfleft
12. The Allied States of Yakra
13. The Principality of Airstrip Sixteen
14. The Constitutional Monarchy of Birnadia
15. The Republic of North Cavan
16. The Kingdom of Mid Lothian
17. The United Socialist States of Frenequesta
18. The Oligarchic Kingdom of New French States
19. The Academic state of Ugazagaztan
20. The Glorious and United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers
21. The New Mushroom Kingdom
22. The Gaelic Kingdom of Packville
23. The EDF-held Mars Colony
24. The Allied States Of Herador

[Churchilland]

Full name of nation: Kingdom of Churchilland
Head of state: King Winston
Head of government (if different): Prime Minister Randolph O'Leary
Type of government: Democratic
Current WA Category: Delegate for the Hardenburghan Commonwealth
Government's current view of the Chrisman Union: Neutral, willing to trade

Name of ambassador: Lucas Jones (Age 33)
Short biography of ambassador: Taught in Churchilland's Greatest University, Chequers, Highly Decorated Soldier and Patriot
Will the ambassador be bringing family with him?: WIFE: Lucy Jones (32) CHILD: Alexander Jones (18 Months)
Medical issues of the ambassador and family: Alexander Jones is A Baby

Diplomatic staff (max 40): 20
Service staff (max 40): 10
Security staff (max 10): 5
Armament of guards (no explosives, nothing more powerful than an assault rifle): Handgun, Pepperspray, Truncheon
Picture of preferred style of embassy:



Vehicles: 3 Ground Vechicles, 2 Cars, 1 Bus (For Staff)
Any special requests?: MUST Have Disabled Access (Churchillian Citizens Welfare Act, 1978)

[Khytenna]

Full name of nation: The Grand Duchy of Khytenna
Head of state: Duke Isaac I
Head of government: Chairman Danny Pullan
Type of government: Socalist Democray
Current WA Category: Left-wing utopia
Government's current view of the Chrisman Union: we are in good relations

Name of ambassador: Ruth Foster
Short biography of ambassador: Born in Kyhtenna Central, Studyed English language there. Fluent in meny languages. has been working in diplomacy for 2 years
Will the ambassador be bringing family with him? (if so, who?): no
Medical issues of the ambassador and family: none

Diplomatic staff (max 40): 20
Service staff (max 40): 10
Security staff (max 10): 10
Armament of guards (no explosives, nothing more powerful than an assault rifle): Kel-Tec RFB

Picture of preferred style of embassy: we are not fussed

Vehicles (max 5 ground vehicles, 1 aerial vehicle, no armed vehicles or tanks and APCs): 2 People carriors
Any special requests?: That on the 15th of April, you allow us to play our national anthem for liberation day, the day that we remenber the 3000 lives that helped liberate our islands.

[The chrisman union]

To: Kingdom of Churchilland
From: Lionel Jackson, head of ANCU foreign affairs committee
Subject: Application accepted

Dear sir, madam,
We are glad to say your embassy application has been accepted, and your embassy is being construected as we speak in the capital city of Teronique, disabled access and all. As for trade, we are willing to trade oil and arms, and would like to exchange them for foodstuffs.

Signed,
Lionel Jackson, ANCU

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To: The Grand Duchy of Khytenna
From: Lionel Jackson, head of ANCU foreign affairs committee
Subject: Application accepted

Dear, sir, madam,
We are pleased to say that your embassy application have been accepted, and your embassy is currently under construction in the capital city of Teronique. We are happy to honour your Liberation Day traditions, and we hope you enjoy your stay.

Signed,
Lionel Jackson, ANCU

[The chrisman union]

I believe a bump is necessary.

[Greater Tern]

Full name of nation: Commonwealth of Greater Tern
Head of state/government: Lance de Churin, Chancellor
Type of government: Federal parliamentary democracy
Current WA Category: Democratic Socialists
Government's current view of the Chrisman Union: Apathy

Name of ambassador: Maike de Sud
Short biography of ambassador: [classified]
Will the ambassador be bringing family with him her? (if so, who?): Ms. de Sud will be accompanied by her boyfriend, Drew LaRousse.
Medical issues of the ambassador and family: None.

Diplomatic staff (max 40): 20
Service staff (max 40): 15
Security staff (max 10): 10
Armament of guards (no explosives, nothing more powerful than an assault rifle): Tasers
Picture of preferred style of embassy: Any will do, however we would prefer it if it looked like this:



Vehicles (max 5 ground vehicles, 1 aerial vehicle, no armed vehicles or tanks and APCs): Two limousines, one helicopter.
Any special requests?: None.

[The chrisman union]

Full name of nation: Commonwealth of Greater Tern
Head of state/government: Lance de Churin, Chancellor
Type of government: Federal parliamentary democracy
Current WA Category: Democratic Socialists
Government's current view of the Chrisman Union: Apathy

Name of ambassador: Maike de Sud
Short biography of ambassador: [classified]
Will the ambassador be bringing family with him her? (if so, who?): Ms. de Sud will be accompanied by her boyfriend, Drew LaRousse.
Medical issues of the ambassador and family: None.

Diplomatic staff (max 40): 20
Service staff (max 40): 15
Security staff (max 10): 10
Armament of guards (no explosives, nothing more powerful than an assault rifle): Tasers
Picture of preferred style of embassy: Any will do, however we would prefer it if it looked like this:



Vehicles (max 5 ground vehicles, 1 aerial vehicle, no armed vehicles or tanks and APCs): Two limousines, one helicopter.
Any special requests?: None.

Application accepted! You embassy is currently under construction, and you may move in whenever you are ready. One question though: why is Ms de Sud's biography classified?

[Grittonia]

Application

Full name of nation: The Four-Party Semi-Dictatorship of Grittonia
Head of state: Pappa Nick P. II
Head of government (if different):
Type of government: Capitalistic Semi-Dictatorship with socialistic parts
Current WA Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Government's current view of the Chrisman Union: Pappa has no view on the Chirman Union as Pappa has never met or seen a picture of the leader of the Chrisman Union. Should the picture or meeting be enjoyed, the view will be friendly. If not, it will be less than friendly.

Name of ambassador: Dr. Sandra Smüchenküchen

^Dr. Sandra Smüchenküchen after the mistake was made

Short biography of ambassador: Dr. Sandra Smüchenküchen was recently picked up from the street by one of our higher standing officials who thought she was a transvestite prostitute. After the mistake was cleared up, she was offered a embassy position.
Will the ambassador be bringing family with him/her? (if so, who?): None.
Medical issues of the ambassador and family: None.

Diplomatic staff (max 40): 40
Service staff (max 40): 40
Security staff (max 10): 10
Armament of guards (no explosives, nothing more powerful than an assault rifle): 1 Ares FMG, 1 Tazer, 1 Katana (in total: 11 Ares FMG's, 11 Tazers and 11 Katana's)
Picture of preferred style of embassy:

Vehicles (max 5 ground vehicles, 1 aerial vehicle, no armed vehicles or tanks and APCs): 5 DV-199 1998 Special Edition Limosines, 1 DV-199 Supah Jet
Any special requests?: We request a report on how many Grittonians, Grittonian-speakers and followers of the Holy Ham and Cheese Sandwich of DOOM there are in the Chrisman Union.

[Nolothe]

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Application

Full name of nation: The Commonwealth of Nolothë
Head of state: Rémus Morán
Head of government (if different): Annë Lioth
Type of government: Commonwealth
Current WA Category: Delegate for the United States of Larry David
Government's current view of the Chrisman Union: Positive

Name of ambassador: Laurë Heveníth (42)
Short biography of ambassador: Laurë Heveníth was Senator of the largest state of the Commonwealth, Chlasc, for 12 years before retiring from national politics. She has also been rector of Thelnwe Lysé University in Chlasc and was Ambassador to Circassia for several years.
Will the ambassador be bringing family with him/her? (if so, who?): Arnel Seigot-Heveníth (37), her spouse.
Medical issues of the ambassador and family: None known to us.

Diplomatic staff (max 40): 20
Service staff (max 40): 10
Security staff (max 10): 10
Armament of guards (no explosives, nothing more powerful than an assault rifle): Various rifles, truncheons, tazers.
Picture of preferred style of embassy:

Vehicles (max 5 ground vehicles, 1 aerial vehicle, no armed vehicles or tanks and APCs): 3 limousines, 1 helicopter.
Any special requests?: None

[La Habana]

*Tagged for later*

[Greater Tern]

Full name of nation: Commonwealth of Greater Tern
Head of state/government: Lance de Churin, Chancellor
Type of government: Federal parliamentary democracy
Current WA Category: Democratic Socialists
Government's current view of the Chrisman Union: Apathy

Name of ambassador: Maike de Sud
Short biography of ambassador: [classified]
Will the ambassador be bringing family with him her? (if so, who?): Ms. de Sud will be accompanied by her boyfriend, Drew LaRousse.
Medical issues of the ambassador and family: None.

Diplomatic staff (max 40): 20
Service staff (max 40): 15
Security staff (max 10): 10
Armament of guards (no explosives, nothing more powerful than an assault rifle): Tasers
Picture of preferred style of embassy: Any will do, however we would prefer it if it looked like this:



Vehicles (max 5 ground vehicles, 1 aerial vehicle, no armed vehicles or tanks and APCs): Two limousines, one helicopter.
Any special requests?: None.

Application accepted! You embassy is currently under construction, and you may move in whenever you are ready. One question though: why is Ms de Sud's biography classified?

Splendid! Ms. de Sud, her staff, and Mr. LaRousse shall be sent to the Chrisman Union as soon as possible.

"Classified" is actually a misnomer. "Confidential" will probably be more appropriate for Ms. de Sud's biography. You see, we usually do not hand out citizen data to other states and organizations, except when needed.

[The chrisman union]

To: The Four-Party Semi-Dictatorship of Grittonia
From: Lionel Jackson, head of ANCU foreign affairs committee
Subject: embassy application accepted

Pappa Nick P II,
We are happy to report that your embassy application has been accepted. Construction has begun right away on your embassy, and Dr Smüchenküchen may move in whether she/he wants.

Here is a picture of our leader, President Christian Veldt, to help you gauge your nation's diplomatic relations with us.

As for the number of Grittonians in the ANCU, recent censuses suggest that there are around 340,000 people who consider themselves Grittonian in the ANCU.

Signed,
Lionel Jackson, head of ANCU foreign affairs committee

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To: The Commonwealth of Nolothë
From: Lionel Jackson, head of ANCU foreign affairs committee
Subject: Embassy application accepted

Mr Morán,
I am happy to report that your nation's embassy application has been accepted, and is currently under construction. Mrs Heveníth and her spouse may move in when they are ready.

One question though: what kind of rifles are you bringing? It would greatly help us accommodate you if we knew their type.

Signed,
Lionel Jackson, ANCU foreign affairs committee.

[The chrisman union]

BUMP

[Grittonia]

To: The Four-Party Semi-Dictatorship of Grittonia
From: Lionel Jackson, head of ANCU foreign affairs committee
Subject: embassy application accepted

Pappa Nick P II,
We are happy to report that your embassy application has been accepted. Construction has begun right away on your embassy, and Dr Smüchenküchen may move in whether she/he wants.

Here is a picture of our leader, President Christian Veldt, to help you gauge your nation's diplomatic relations with us.

As for the number of Grittonians in the ANCU, recent censuses suggest that there are around 340,000 people who consider themselves Grittonian in the ANCU.

Signed,
Lionel Jackson, head of ANCU foreign affairs committee

After looking at the picture, I have placed the Chrismas Union under 'Average but do-able' in the diplomatic cabinet.
Should the Chrisman Union seek a replacement, I can always arrange for a few men to come.
Dr. Sandra Smüchenküchen will arrive in 3 to 5 days in a postal package as we are trying to cut down transport costs.

Many Kisses,
Pappa Nick P. II
Supreme Ruler of Grittonia

[The chrisman union]

Anyone want an embassy?

[The chrisman union]

Embassy anyone?

[The chrisman union]

BUMP, again.

[Voerdeland]

Full name of nation: The Free State of Voerdeland
Head of state: Chancellor Adam Gravenhorst
Head of government (if different): -----------------------------------------------------
Type of government: Federal republic
Current WA Category: Left-Leaning College State
Government's current view of the Chrisman Union: Neutral

Name of ambassador: Christian Verwey
Short biography of ambassador: He was personal assistant of Frederik Lupin-Drotsky, President of the Province of Green Coast
Will the ambassador be bringing family with him/her? (if so, who?): No
Medical issues of the ambassador and family: None

Diplomatic staff (max 40): 15
Service staff (max 40): 25
Security staff (max 10): 7
Armament of guards (no explosives, nothing more powerful than an assault rifle): submachine guns
Picture of preferred style of embassy:

Vehicles (max 5 ground vehicles, 1 aerial vehicle, no armed vehicles or tanks and APCs): 4 cars
Any special requests?: No

[Kalakda]

Application

Full name of nation: The Republic of Kalakda
Head of state: Vlad Dhouzmakoff
Head of government (if different): George Smith
Type of government: Constitutional Republic
Current WA Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Government's current view of the Chrisman Union: Neutral

Name of ambassador: Bob Whiteman
Short biography of ambassador: Born to parents who fled the chaos in Greater Americania during its Republic days, Whiteman served for 6 years during the Fidelia War, a conflict which involved most of the nations in the region.
Will the ambassador be bringing family with him/her? (if so, who?): Yes, his wife Jane and his son Fredrick
Medical issues of the ambassador and family: None

Diplomatic staff (max 40): 32
Service staff (max 40): 40
Security staff (max 10): 10
Armament of guards (no explosives, nothing more powerful than an assault rifle): MP5K, Mini-Uzi, M9, M101 (does a shotgun count?), tasers
Picture of preferred style of embassy:

Vehicles (max 5 ground vehicles, 1 aerial vehicle, no armed vehicles or tanks and APCs): 4 SUVs, 1 Bell 212
Any special requests?: None

[The chrisman union]

To: The Free State of Voerdeland
From: Lionel Jackson, ANCU foreign affairs committee
Subject: Embassy request

Dear sir, madam,
We are glad to say that your application has been accepted and cyour embassy is currently under construction. Mr Verwey and his staff may move in at any time.

Signed,
Lionel Jackson, ANCU foreign affairs committee

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To: The Republic of Kalakda
From: Lionel Jackson, ANCU foreign affairs committee
Subject: Embassy application

Dear sir, madam,
We are glad to inform you that your embassy application has been accepted and your embassy is currently under construction. Mr Whiteman and his family may move in whenever they wish.

As for your armaments, you may bring all other armaments except the shotgun. Such a weapon is a bit too powerful to be carried in a primarily civilian area.

Signed,
Lionel Jackson, ANCU foreign affairs committee

[The chrisman union]

I believe a BUMP is in order.

[The chrisman union]

BUMP

[Conserative Morality]

Full name of nation: The Imperium of Conserative Morality
Head of state: Imperator Faustus Fabius Curio
Head of government (if different): N/A
Type of government: Constitutional Autocracy
Current WA Category: Capitalizt
Government's current view of the Chrisman Union: An enemy of an enemy is a good trading partner. And a viable option for a proxy war.

Name of ambassador: Primus Aemilius
Short biography of ambassador: Born to lower-middle class parents. Joined the militia, went to college, joined government service, been serving as an ambassador for almost four years now. Recently withdrawn from a somewhat hostile country.
Will the ambassador be bringing family with him/her? (if so, who?): Yes, his wife
Medical issues of the ambassador and family: None

Diplomatic staff (max 40): 10
Service staff (max 40):5
Security staff (max 10): 10
Armament of guards (no explosives, nothing more powerful than an assault rifle): Five CR-10 Carbines, Three MIW1920 Rifles, two CR-9 Assualt Rifles
Picture of preferred style of embassy: Doesn't matter

Vehicles (max 5 ground vehicles, 1 aerial vehicle, no armed vehicles or tanks and APCs): One Custom-made Bus, imported from CM. No armaments, but can withstand small-arms fire, carry a few dozen people, is fairly comfortable, and gets almost twenty miles to the gallon.
Any special requests?: None

[The chrisman union]

To: The Imperium of Conservative Morality
From: Lionel Jackson, head of ANCU Foreign Affairs committee
Subject: Re: Embassy

Dear sir, madam,
Your application for an embassy in the Union has been accepted, and Mr Aemilius and his wife may move in whenever they wish. However, we are slightly concerned about the notion of a proxy war. You must realize the Union will not enter a war unless sufficiently provoked.

Signed,
Lionel Jackson, ANCU Foreign Affairs committee

[Lockswania]

Full name of nation: The United Kingdom of Lockswania
Head of state: King Alexander II
Head of government (if different): King Alexander II
Type of government: Absolute Monarchy
Current WA Category: Inoffensive centrist democracy
Government's current view of the Chrisman Union: Neutral/ allied. Currently in friendly terms.

Name of ambassador: Christine Waldow
Short biography of ambassador: Born in Haven Falls, she served as a field medic for a year and a half, became representative of her constituent at age thrity-seven, at forty became Ambassador.
Will the ambassador be bringing family with him/her? (if so, who?): No.
Medical issues of the ambassador and family: Diabetes, otherwise, healthy.

Diplomatic staff (max 40):10
Service staff (max 40):10
Security staff (max 10):10
Armament of guards (no explosives, nothing more powerful than an assault rifle): .30 calibre handguns, ten.
Picture of preferred style of embassy:


Vehicles (max 5 ground vehicles, 1 aerial vehicle, no armed vehicles or tanks and APCs): 1 LearJet, 1 Toyota Prius, 1 Buick enclave.
Any special requests?:
NONE