How would your government change your NS description?

[The Anglo-Saxon Empire]

OOC: This topic is turning out to be a great boost to my signature. I even had to remove the "HAPPY" bit just to make room.

Your nation isn't that bad. Now being a black communist in New Nicksyllvania, that is bad.

[Allrule]

The Republic of Allrule is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Chancellor Angela Rechstaf with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 2.145 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lakrish. The average income tax rate is 69%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Allrule. Crime is well under control. Allrule's national animal is the raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Agnosticism, and its currency is the deutsche mark.

Allrule is ranked 195th in the region and 54,856th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

No changes. We're not a propagandist nation, after all.

[Das ganze Europa]

The Federation of Das ganze Europa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Martin Strauss with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 2.379 billion have some civil rights but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Healthcare and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dusseldorf. The average income tax rate is 100% 17.5%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining Precious Gems excavation, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing industries.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the government seizes Finds all major gold finds, the Zwei Angefuhrter Falke is reportedly extinct Flourishing, and Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Das ganze Europa's national animal is the Zwei Angefuhrter Falke, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Blitz-Wahrung.

This isn't propaganda, it's just that the Description is biased against us.

[Ylamoria]

The Free Land of Ylamoria is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its sprawling sucessful and moneymaking nuclear power plants. Its compassionate, cynical educated population of 181 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator the two highly benevolent Masters, Alys Alcedina and Megas Haresus, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives and prosper but watches carefully for anyone to slip up starting to get ideas...

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 59%. A robust private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Cheese Exports and Automobile Manufacturing.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, the Lynx is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations applauding the new nuclear power stations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ylamoria's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation but is slowly coming back from the brink of entinction thanks to the government, and its currency is the Libertian.

Ylamoria is ranked 21st in the region and 20,300th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

The Ylamorian army is supreme and has just returned from a sucesseful war in Grand Atia. Long live Ylamoria!

[Cameroi]

The Free Land of Cameroi is a colossal, mountainous, landlocked, densely forested, (environmentally stunning) nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rate social, economic and environmental diversity. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent mellow, layed back and mindful, population of 219,456 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion and wealth is measured more in generosity then accumulation.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent corrupt service state anonymous government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nebethira. The average income tax rate is 100% 128 hours of voluntary service annually. The private sector is a misleading phrase invented by subversives almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government does not engage in religious works are headed by a New Age guru, citizens select which government department gets their income tax dreams voluntary service each year, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, and Cameroi is notorious well knownfor its citizens' infidelity indiscriminant affection. Crime is totally unknown. Cameroi's national animal is the camaroian lion bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its only "currency" is the dream

[Iglesian Archipelago]

Absolute zero, which means we wouldn't change anything. We are totally anti-censorship.

[Volzgrad]

The Empire of Volzgrad is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsar Adrik Kavinkov II with an even handiron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.554 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of oneThe Gigantic and Omnipresent government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsaringrad. Income tax is unheard of (in state propaganda). A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

A crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and the government funds large training centres to turn Wolfs into functioning members of society. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Volzgrad's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Roman Catholicism, and its currency is the Blade.

[People United Together]

The Community of People United Together is a huge, safe nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 463 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Social Welfare(president4life), with areas such as Commerce and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 39%(20), but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage ofsporting events, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices(except the president). Crime is totally unknown(average). People United Together's national animal is the killer whale, and its currency is the nat'l reserve note.

People United Together is ranked 1027th in the region and 11,304th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

[Novus Niciae]

The Republic of Novus Niciae is a huge, safe nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies that restrict the sale of tobacco. Its hard-working population of 343 million are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Niciae City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining industries.

Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist anti slaver organizations, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive efficient police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novus Niciae's national animal is the Neko, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the credit.

Novus Niciae is ranked 1st in the region and 11,329th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

[The Rhenish Nation]

We wouldn't change a single word. We couldn't care less how people describe us or what outsiders think of us.

This.

[L3 Communications]

The Corporate Conglomerate of L3 Communications is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Chairwoman Alice R Meyers with a even hand velvet glove, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.646 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny fcking ginormous, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as the Environment and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manhattan Island. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, major cities are suffering under water rationing, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked fully clothed and not naked, since its so cold, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. L3 Communications's national animal is the foxgirl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation frolics freely in the nation's many strip clubs and pubs, its national religion is kibology, and its currency is the standard credit.

[Maraque]

This is not what our government would do, but it's according to the roleplay version of our country.

Same.

[Tergnitz]

The Grand Imperial Empire of Tergnitz is a huge, devout nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 850 million are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a working togeather with a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized small government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining industries.

The government Private individuals regularly hire contractors to construct high rise apartments excellent housing around the nation, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to treated with equality and some attend the nation's best schools, all streets are privately owned toll roads, and sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high. Crime is moderate non-existant. Tergnitz's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation flies majestically above the nation's forests, and its currency is the Imperial Dollar.

[Taozi (Ancient)]

The Free Land of Taozi is a fledgling, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete lack of prisonscomplete lack of government-run prisons. Its hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million live in a state of perpetual fear complete harmony, as a complete breakdown of social order government has led to the rise of order through biker gangs a peaceful and free society.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-businessDemocratic government, or what there is of one, concentrates mainly on Religion & Spirituality, although Commerce and Social Welfare are on the agenda nothing. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

Crime is a major problemnon-existent, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons excellent privatly run prisons and police force. Taozi's national animalicon is the Chinese Taoist PhilosopherLaozi, and its currency is the Tao Currency.

[Conserative Morality]

The Imperium of Conserative Morality is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Faustus Fabius Curio with an even hand, and remarkable for its total lack of automobiles. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.626 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or foreigners, in which case they are (Respectively) homeless or lynched by angry mobs.

There is a government in the normal sense of the word; a small group of community-minded individuals led by the Imperator, Faustus Curio devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving no funds by comparison. It meets constantly to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Roma. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing.

Vicious Criminals are sold as test dummies and movie 'extras' to repay their debt to society, one out of one thousand citizens of Conserative Morality answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller when compared to other 'foreign' books. Minor Crimes -- especially youth-related -- is a small problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of juvenile prosecution laws. Conserative Morality's national animal is the Eagle, which has never been on the island naturally, and would be extinct due to the total ecological devastation of the entirely urbanized Moralite State, and its currency is the Denarii.

[Greater Rhodes]

Original Description

The Kingdom of Greater Rhodes is a huge, economically powerful nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 233 million hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 18%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports industries.

The people of Greater Rhodes are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem. Greater Rhodes's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Ducat.

Our Government's Description

The Kingdom of Greater Rhodes is a huge, economically powerful nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 233 million hold their civil and political rights very dear.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 16%, but much higher for the wealth. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining industries.

The people of Greater Rhodes are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a well under control, due to progressive social and welfare policies. Greater Rhodes's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, and its currency is the Ducat.

[Dolphin Nation]

The United Cetacean Republic of Dolphin Nation is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its caring, intelligent population of 689 million hold their civil, economic, and political rights very dear.

The libertarian government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 40%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology industries.

Citizens are very conservative about sex, Cetacean citizens are allowed to have multiple mates, space shuttles regularly launch trash into space, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dolphin Nation's national animal is the Tuna, which is also favorite food source and its currency is the Dolphin Dollar.

[Victorious Decepticons]

The Empire of Victorious Decepticons is a massive, devout extremely loyal nation, ruled by Megatron with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles. Its hard-nosed, hard-working DECEPTIve and CONniving, cynical, population of 2.235 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive all-powerful government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP its successful raids and refers to individual citizens as "human resources troops."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic almost totally amoral government, or what there is of one, devotes most of its attentions to Defence War and Raiding, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day when it has to, to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Decepticon Headquarters [some flashier name, but not Trypticon]. Citizens pay a flat income Raid Tax of 8 10%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology Energon industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing Metal Production and Uranium Mining Arms Manufacturing.

People Slaves faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine mechanics, all marriages new Code are arranged is approved by the government, and the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low beyond rampant, thanks to the all-pervasive police force Decepticon culture. Victorious Decepticons's national animal creature is the CPU, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation the fact that we don't let them hang around long enough to spontaneously develop sapience, and its currency is the Energon Cube.

[Eternal Yerushalayim]

The Theocracy of Eternal Yerushalayim is a large, devout nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 67 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Public Transport, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Woodchip Exports.

Harry Potter books are banned, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime is a major problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eternal Yerushalayim's national animal is the Lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the ChiRho.

[Sorgan]

The Arctic Federation of Sorgan is a massive, was a economically powerful nation, ruled by President Norman Andrew Jayden with a Fair Handn iron fist and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.731 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent leader dictator who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Haven . The average income tax rate is 34% 97% A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales industries.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime is pervasive. Sorgan's national animal is the Blue Dragoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course its national religion is The Monks of Sorganian Lore , and its currency is the Kren.

[Hemenster]

The Crown Duchy of Hemenster is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the 24th Duke of Hemenster with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants snobbish, backwards-thinking populace. Its hardbig-nosed hard-working population of 1.151 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections mexican waves, although not too often.

The enormous government devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Social Equality and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winchester. The average income tax rate is 42%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism industries.

The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and reporters often lose their jobs lives over fact-checking errors. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate outlawed. Hemenster's national animal is the duck, which is also the nation's favourite main course, and its currency is the pound.

[West Ponente]

The Kingdom of West Ponente is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Louis XIII with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.273 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute,corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is mainly concerned with Defence, although Commerce and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquileilia. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

Half of West Ponente's doctors can't speak the language, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, theoretical science is only theoretical, and Mediterranican Manta is one of the most popular forenames in West Ponente. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. West Ponente's national animal is the Mediterranican Manta, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion most prominent religion is Ponentean Catholicism, and its currency is the Franc.

[The filthy]

The Queendom of The filthy is a huge, socially progressivenation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard brown-nosed, hard-playingworking, cynical population of 697 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to be and dissentersdildostend to vanish from their homes at night.

The small, corrupt, pro-business filthygovernment is mainly concerned with Law & Order Filthyalthough Defence and Social Equality are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2%. A robust private sector is led by the Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration industries.

People are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, Max Barry is this year's Miss The filthy, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a major problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. The filthy's national animal is the maggot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Celine Dion CD.

[Jalanat]

The Communistic Ninjas of Jalanat is a massive, safe and awesome nation, ruled by President Asuko Lucario with a fairan awesome hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 2.125 billion enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaliun. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal. but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Tourism.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament The Nation doesn't have a parliament, 'The Anti I love the Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Jalanat's radio stations, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle AC-130. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jalanat's national animal is the Lucario, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the radul.

Jalanat is ranked 5th 1st in the region and 5,991st 1st in the world for Most Income Equality.

[Paxful]

The Kingdom of Paxful is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Jonny III with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 2.94 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated even more free.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wephencho. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

All judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, the Phoenix is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Paxful's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion dominant belief is Atheism, and its currency is the Paxful Pound.

Paxful is ranked 12th in the region and 42,458th in the world for Most Income Equality.