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Kulverint
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Founded: Jul 19, 2009
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How would your government change your NS description?

Postby Kulverint » Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:12 am

Just post your original Nation description on your homepage, and quote it and edit it to what your government would do. For example:

The United Communist States of Kulverint is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Friansza Milverki with an iron fist even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.459 billion are ruled with an iron fist even hand by the dictatorship loveable government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is it is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derastüun. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal frowned upon, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black strictly controlled market in Arms Manufacturing.

Traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways unimportant backroads, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Kulverint after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry carefully kept, and people regularlydisappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed go on holiday. Crime is totally unknown, thanks tothe all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kulverint's national animal is the Orca, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation is perfectly fine, its national religion is Atheism, and its currency is the Kulverintian Pound.
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Station 12
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Posts: 1606
Founded: Nov 05, 2009
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Postby Station 12 » Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:53 am

The Perfect Society of Station 12 is a huge, safe nation, ruled by JOY unit with an iron fist a logical system, and notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 838 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 100% There is no currency, but all production is focused on furthering the Station as a whole. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there isWas a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, Harry Potter booksAll fiction are banned, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and the government funds private schoolsThe university sector for intellectually gifted children. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Station 12's national animal only living species is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course one of the many ingredients of "Edible Foodgoop", and its currency is the worth of their itemsnonexistant. Citizens trade goods.

Station 12 is perfection.

Station 12 cannot be questioned.
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Mount Shavano
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Posts: 2125
Founded: Jan 04, 2008
Corporate Bordello

Postby Mount Shavano » Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:59 am

Click the NSwiki link in my sig.

Of course, its all true ;)
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Revolvisia
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Posts: 715
Founded: May 31, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Revolvisia » Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:00 am

The Maritian Lucidarchy of Revolvisia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kathrin Marlius with an even hand, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets glowing forest. Its hard-nosed, cynical hard-working, free-thinking population of 1.795 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Defence and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krystania. The average income tax rate is 100%. A healthy private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

The government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, Revolvisia's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, and loans are available for students from poor families. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Revolvisia's national animal is the Forum Lurker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Avatism, and its currency is the Post.
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Delkora
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Posts: 709
Founded: Feb 13, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Delkora » Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:03 am

The United Kingdom of Delkora is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls. Its compassionate population of 228 million have some many civil rights, but not too many and enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too very often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 60%, and even higher for the wealthy. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Furniture Restoration and Tourism.

The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority awesome, crime is not on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries, and those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Delkora's national animal is the hawk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the delkoran rupee.
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Orlkjestad
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Founded: Aug 31, 2009
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Postby Orlkjestad » Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:04 am

The Intercontinental Federation of Orlkjestad is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Gregor Petersen with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 1.222 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent caring government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Social EqualityHealthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolsvabard. The average income tax rate is 100%25%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism industries.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, sex changes are routinely performed at Orlkjestad's hospitals, army rations are served on silver platters, and Lion is one of the most popular forenames in Orlkjestad. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orlkjestad's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the orlkel.


Not many changes.
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Lockswania
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Founded: Dec 05, 2009
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Postby Lockswania » Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:05 am

Station 12 wrote:Station 12 is perfection.

Station 12 cannot be questioned.


Station twelve, you scare me.

The United Kingdom of Lockswania is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 667 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven Falls. The average income tax rate is 100% 25%. A substantial private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing Children's Toys industry, followed by Cheese Exports and Furniture Restoration.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive basicsecurity procedures by government security, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, and the government pours millions of Euros into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lockswania's national animal is the Falcon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Euro.

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Berzerkirs
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Founded: Aug 15, 2007
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Postby Berzerkirs » Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:05 am

The Phajezte Repuvllika of Berzerkirs is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Da'll Grande Jentilak with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.667 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive a loving government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources." Church attendance.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt completely un-corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aran. The average income tax rate is 100% unimportant because it goes towards good use. A small private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and citizens must pay to enjoy Berzerkirs's pristine beaches. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Berzerkirs's national animal is the Baxr Volfe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Roka Nax.
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Whippity-Tippity
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Founded: Jul 20, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Whippity-Tippity » Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:06 am

The Free Land of Whippity-Tippity is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Joshua Mallon with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.498 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling industries.

Women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Whippity-Tippity's national animal is the Qwop, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Mullat.

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Swiftor Tayl
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Founded: Sep 07, 2009
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Postby Swiftor Tayl » Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:11 am

The Sultanate of Swiftor Tayl is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Abigail with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.19 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be are above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day regularly to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swiftor Tayl City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, the roads are notorious renowned throughout the region for their peril, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations rounded up and re-educated, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Swiftor Tayl's national animal is the White Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the McGraw.
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The Fifty Metropoli
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Founded: Mar 28, 2010
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Postby The Fifty Metropoli » Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:12 am

The Holy Empire of The Fifty Metropoli is a tiny, devout nation, remarkable admired for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 12 million enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted supportedby big-spending corporations buying supporting politicians who best suit their interests the best interests of the people.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, moralistic, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Commerce, and Law & Order. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, organ donation is compulsory, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is a major problem. The Fifty Metropoli's national animal is the great albatross, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the pat.
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Techno-Soviet
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Founded: Jan 19, 2009
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Postby Techno-Soviet » Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:15 am

The Technocratic Confederation of Techno-Soviet is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Lt General Johannes Dietrich with an iron fist with love and kindness, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.558 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt transparent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Technocratica. The average income tax rate is 100%. What is income tax? A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

The number of children one can have is restricted by law, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, What is democracy? same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Techno-Soviet's national animal is the succubus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, frolics freely amongst the many bars filled with willing and drunk patrons who will happily oblige the succubii's requests for companionship in a private room, its national religion is Atheism, and its currency is the Soviet Credit.
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Fatatatutti
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Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:16 am

We wouldn't change a single word. We couldn't care less how people describe us or what outsiders think of us.

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Imeriata
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Founded: Oct 02, 2009
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Imeriata » Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:17 am

The Kingdom absolute royal federation of Imeriata is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by his royal highness the king with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants farmland and lush forests. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.034 billion are rabid consumers uneducated and smelly commoners or arrogant nobles, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The enormous small number of corrupt, pro-business government noble class and the king concentrates spends the treasury mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare cultural preservation are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imerbürg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20% 40%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling farming industry, followed by Uranium Iron Mining and Tourism weapon exportation.

Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low the commoners are lucky if they have access to a television, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Imeriata's national animal is the Eagel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Imerian krona.
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The Adrian Empire
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Founded: Aug 31, 2009
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Postby The Adrian Empire » Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:43 am

The Glorious Interstellar Union of The Adrian Empire is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled led by Emperor Kyle Cicero Argentii with an iron fist who is largely a figure-head for the Senate and Parliament, and notable for its sprawling nuclear and hydrogen power plants and voluntary conscription programs. Its moral, hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 2.424 trillion are governed by both a sleek, efficient government and a conglomerate of multinational corporations; though sometimes it is a bit difficult to tell which is doing what.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins but only because most citizens are so politically active, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the massive shining silver metropolis, the capital city of Veritium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39% do not pay any income tax, and only a small sales tax is used to raise money for the most essential public services. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms and Starship Manufacturing Industries followed by Information Technology and Gambling.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", the government is promoting multicultural accepting values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative,and golden boar hawks have more rights than the average citizen citizen are free to enjoy any right that does not infringe on the rights of another. Crime is a problem of little concern in the Inner Colonies, thanks to the sleek and efficient private police forces, progressive policies in education and justice, and that everyone and their cousin is armed, though the Fringe Colonies are a Lawless Wasteland. The Adrian Empire's national animal is the golden boar hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation which thrives in the enormous forests and perfectly groomed urban gardens that surround most urban metropolises, and its currency is the Adrian Silver Denarii.


This is far more accurate then the original page.
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The chrisman union
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Founded: Jun 13, 2008
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Postby The chrisman union » Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:53 am

The Allied Nations of The chrisman union is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by President Christian Veldt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.869 billion 755,000,000 hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teronique. The average income tax rate is 86% 57%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The chrisman union's national animal is the red kite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Moonistic, and its currency is the cheeseloaf.



So really, my government would change nothing but inaccuracies on the national page. We don't believe in misleading our citizens.
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Sophisticism
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Founded: Feb 26, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Sophisticism » Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:21 pm

The Principality of Sophisticism is a very large, devout nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 155 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although the Environment and Social Equality are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 61% 33%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Cheese Exports (Yea right... I'd go for tourism), Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery Commercial Space (TV satellites for example) industries.

Graffiti graces every city's streets Graffiti is popular and the government supports ARTistic graffiti, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Sophisticism's radio stations, copyright laws have been abolished we'd rather have extremely low priced song-sale program, and religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else (that's my favourite part). Crime is well under control. Sophisticism's national animal is the Owl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Sophisticated Dollar.

Sophisticism is ranked 47th in the region and 49,717th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

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Swilatia
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Founded: Jul 02, 2005
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Postby Swilatia » Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:22 pm

We wouldn't. We don't believe in censorship.
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The Anglo-Saxon Empire
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Founded: Nov 21, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby The Anglo-Saxon Empire » Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:22 pm

The Constitutional Monarchy of The Anglo-Saxon Empire is a huge, safe nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 733 million enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power. due to their lack of need for such being guided by their Great Emperor Edward I

The large, pro-business government is mainly concerned with Defence, although Education and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lundentun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the governmentThe government helps keep down the prices of medication by subsidizing the pharmaceutical industry, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and all streets are privately owned toll roads. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Anglo-Saxon Empire's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Pound.

Pretty much just fixing some inaccuracies.
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Greater Wuzzlefump
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Postby Greater Wuzzlefump » Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:27 pm

The Principality of Greater Wuzzlefump is a massive, devout nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants savanna. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 1.569 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations wealthy individuals and nobles, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death going hungry while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no limited government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and Education are on the agenda. Income tax is unheard of. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales sheep industry.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, Parents are still allowed to discipline their children, minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, and the roads are virtually falling apart little more than dirt tracks. Crime is a serious problem in the largest cities. Greater Wuzzlefump's national animal is the river otter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation heavy commercial traffic on the major waterways, and its currency is the maria theresa thaler.

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The Eurasican Union
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Postby The Eurasican Union » Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:29 pm

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North Wiedna
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Postby North Wiedna » Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:38 pm

The Social Communist Federation of North Wiedna is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Wayne Goodridge with an even hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. Its hard-nosed population of 2.147 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order Social Welfare, although Education and Defence are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonhamville. The average income tax rate is 100 80%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. restricted in almost every way possible.

All guns must be registered, Atheism has been named as North Wiedna's national religion, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Wiedna's national animal is the White Eagle, which frolics flies freely in the nation's many lush forests clean skies, its national religion is Atheism, and its currency is the NW Frendia.
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Swilatia
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Postby Swilatia » Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:41 pm

Swiftor Tayl wrote:The Sultanate of Swiftor Tayl is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Abigail with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.19 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be are above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day regularly to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swiftor Tayl City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, the roads are notorious renowned throughout the region for their peril, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations rounded up and re-educated, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Swiftor Tayl's national animal is the White Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the McGraw.

Congratulations on making your nation sound even worse then the World Census people would. Well, at least you're honest.
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Maraque
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Postby Maraque » Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:55 pm

The Democratic Elective Monarchy City-State of Maraque Tsvarchi is a gargantuan small, economically powerful nation, ruled governed by King Furoq Ux Ajari Tarak'i with an even hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 11.218 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, liberal morass -- juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsvarchi National Administrative District. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing Information Technology sector, followed by Financial Services and Manufacturing.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail beautifying unsightly neighborhoods, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age not a concern, the government people have ordered a moratorium on referenda, and the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently been lowered to 12 not changed. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maraque's national animal is the albino seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion philosophy is Xanthaiism, and its currency is the lurak.

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Postby Station 12 » Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:35 pm

OOC: This topic is turning out to be a great boost to my signature. I even had to remove the "HAPPY" bit just to make room.
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