How to fix a Conservative

[Rodrigues-Alves]

I know, I know, it's very hard to improve someone's stupidity, but what do you guys suggest we could do to fix the conservatives' stubborness?

I say force them to smoke some pot and then, when their brains are slightly less dumb, we show them how their ideas resemble Hitler's.

Would that be possible?

[Panzerjaeger]

Hitler is a liberal get with the program.

[Rejistania]

What is wrong with Clockwork Orange-style aversion therapy?

[Brogavia]

I know, I know, it's very hard to improve someone's stupidity, but what do you guys suggest we could do to fix the conservatives' stubborness?

I say force them to smoke some pot and then, when their brains are slightly less dumb, we show them how their ideas resemble Hitler's.

Would that be possible?

Then why, since becoming a pothead, have I not only gotten smarted, but more right wing?

[Monocrat]

I am disappointed. I thought that by "fix" you meant "neuter."

[Rodrigues-Alves]

Then why, since becoming a pothead, have I not only gotten smarted, but more right wing?

Since there is no God, we cannot expect any miracles.

[South Koristinov]

It's not the Tories. It's the Labour party that needs to be fixed. For those Stateside, it's the same -- Democrats need to be fixed, not Republicans.

[Kalasion]

There is a God, you Nazi.

Slap them across the face. It doesn't fix them, but it feels real good for a few minutes.

[Coccygia]

I am disappointed. I thought that by "fix" you meant "neuter."

[Brogavia]

Then why, since becoming a pothead, have I not only gotten smarted, but more right wing?

Since there is no God, we cannot expect any miracles.

I'm a major contradiction. I'm a far right athiest stoner.

[Rodrigues-Alves]

I'm a major contradiction. I'm a far right athiest stoner.

The contradiction is a conservative that actually knows how to write "contradiction"

[Agaralia]

Have somebody tie them up in their own home and turn on a Obama Speech.

[The Black Plains]

WARNING: Liberal Cabal of Doom and Mayhem

And uh yea pot makes you smarter. That makes sense. Lawlz.

[Chernobl]

Are you sure it is them that is stupid? Because you demeaning another ideology as "stupid" and "stubborn" actually leads me to believe that you are stupid. Every ideology has its own pros and cons, for example, you stated that conservatives hold similar views to Hitler, well Hitler brought Germany out of the worst economic depression in human history! Was he stupid? No. Insane? Yes. You could find something great about every political system there is! For you to call one stupid simply shows that you allow yourself to be chunked in with a massive political party sharing the same indoctrinated views hand fed to you by the media. Both conservatives and liberals are puppets of their selected news source and political party. You are saying something that most American Democrats would agree with, yet every conservative probably believes that you are also a complete imbecile. So stop calling each other stupid and maybe try to understand each other for once eh?

[Philanchez]

I am disappointed. I thought that by "fix" you meant "neuter."

[Brogavia]

And uh yea pot makes you smarter. That makes sense. Lawlz.

I'm about as right as they come and I know that pot making you stupid is a myth.

[Toyur]

I know, I know, it's very hard to improve someone's stupidity, but what do you guys suggest we could do to fix the conservatives' stubborness?

I say force them to smoke some pot and then, when their brains are slightly less dumb, we show them how their ideas resemble Hitler's.

Would that be possible?

Smother them with elitist "left wing" smugness perhaps?

[The Black Plains]

And uh yea pot makes you smarter. That makes sense. Lawlz.

I'm about as right as they come and I know that pot making you stupid is a myth.

Not saying that. Just saying that it doesn't make you smarter. Makes you chiller temporarily but not smarter. If *anything* it slows your brain down rather than speeding it up.

[Assassinistan]

And uh yea pot makes you smarter. That makes sense. Lawlz.

I'm about as right as they come and I know that pot making you stupid is a myth.

Does speed make you faster?

[Conserative Morality]

With scissors and some anesthetic.

[Rodrigues-Alves]

Are you sure it is them that is stupid?

Pretty much, yes

Because you demeaning another ideology as "stupid" and "stubborn" actually leads me to believe that you are stupid.

Funny that comming from a Bush lover rightwinger

Every ideology has its own pros and cons, for example, you stated that conservatives hold similar views to Hitler, well Hitler brought Germany out of the worst economic depression in human history!

Good, vote for him them

Was he stupid? No. Insane? Yes. You could find something great about every political system there is!

Of course, except for right conservative crap

For you to call one stupid simply shows that you allow yourself to be chunked in with a massive political party sharing the same indoctrinated views hand fed to you by the media.

Excuse me, I choose the points of view I follow. I don't even watch the redneck Fox News, por exemple.

Both conservatives and liberals are puppets of their selected news source and political party.

Except that liberals have the intelligent agenda, and conservatives the idiot one.

You are saying something that most American Democrats would agree with, yet every conservative probably believes that you are also a complete imbecile.

That's because they are complete morons.

So stop calling each other stupid and maybe try to understand each other for once eh?

I will, if only thay be able to talk proper English.

[Brogavia]

And uh yea pot makes you smarter. That makes sense. Lawlz.

I'm about as right as they come and I know that pot making you stupid is a myth.

Does speed make you faster?

In the sense that it causes your adrenal glands to go into over drive, giving strength you didn't know you had, yes.

[Rejistania]

It's not the Tories. It's the Labour party that needs to be fixed. For those Stateside, it's the same -- Democrats need to be fixed, not Republicans.

They can fix themselves by re-reading their Marx and Dawkins. For the Tories, LibDems, UKIPs, Republicans, CDU/CSU/NPD/DVU/Republikaner-members we need a bit aversion therapy to help them learn.

[Assassinistan]

And uh yea pot makes you smarter. That makes sense. Lawlz.

I'm about as right as they come and I know that pot making you stupid is a myth.

Does speed make you faster?

In the sense that it causes your adrenal glands to go into over drive, giving strength you didn't know you had, yes.

Does LSD make you a television?

[Rodrigues-Alves]

They can fix themselves by re-reading their Marx and Dawkins.

Assuming they can read...