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Old Tyrannia
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Postby Old Tyrannia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:30 pm

Well, I figured that since I don't really know which Forum suits me best, I'd invite you, the Liberals and Conservatives of NS to try and convince me which ideology is best (and have a laugh along the way)! That's right, this has been posted in the Conservative Zone, too! So hurry up, Liberals! You don't want to be left behind! :p
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Postby Farnhamia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:41 pm

Old Tyrannia wrote:Well, I figured that since I don't really know which Forum suits me best, I'd invite you, the Liberals and Conservatives of NS to try and convince me which ideology is best (and have a laugh along the way)! That's right, this has been posted in the Conservative Zone, too! So hurry up, Liberals! You don't want to be left behind! :p

I talked to the rest of the comrades and we really aren't that interested in having you. Unless you're willing to buy the beer and pizza, of course. Then you're more than welcome.
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Postby Panzerjaeger » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:42 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Old Tyrannia wrote:Well, I figured that since I don't really know which Forum suits me best, I'd invite you, the Liberals and Conservatives of NS to try and convince me which ideology is best (and have a laugh along the way)! That's right, this has been posted in the Conservative Zone, too! So hurry up, Liberals! You don't want to be left behind! :p

I talked to the rest of the comrades and we really aren't that interested in having you. Unless you're willing to buy the beer and pizza, of course. Then you're more than welcome.

Indeed, all must shoulder great proletarian struggle with revolutionary zeal and pizza!
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Postby Manahakatouki » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:55 pm

Ummm....We're sexier!
And so it was, that I had never changed.

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Postby Old Tyrannia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:59 pm

Manahakatouki wrote:Ummm....We're sexier!

The fact that this is so far the most convincing answer worries me somewhat. :shock: :p
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Postby Manahakatouki » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:01 pm

Old Tyrannia wrote:
Manahakatouki wrote:Ummm....We're sexier!

The fact that this is so far the most convincing answer worries me somewhat. :shock: :p


Um...We're good in bed? :p
And so it was, that I had never changed.

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Postby Old Tyrannia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:05 pm

Manahakatouki wrote:
Old Tyrannia wrote:
Manahakatouki wrote:Ummm....We're sexier!

The fact that this is so far the most convincing answer worries me somewhat. :shock: :p


Um...We're good in bed? :p

OK... now you're scaring me away. *creeps closer to Conservative zone*
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"Have I done something for the general interest? Well then, I have had my reward. Let this always be present to thy mind, and never stop doing such good." - Marcus Aurelius, Meditations (Book XI, IV)
⚜ GOD SAVE THE KING

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Postby Manahakatouki » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:06 pm

Old Tyrannia wrote:
Manahakatouki wrote:
Old Tyrannia wrote:
Manahakatouki wrote:Ummm....We're sexier!

The fact that this is so far the most convincing answer worries me somewhat. :shock: :p


Um...We're good in bed? :p

OK... now you're scaring me away. *creeps closer to Conservative zone*


No wait! Um...Um....We're funnier! We do pot! Half of us are naked on the inside...um...Ya...Don't ask me I'm more on the fence than anything!
And so it was, that I had never changed.

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Postby Rodrigues-Alves » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:08 pm

We can't convince anyone to be smart. Either you are, either you don't.

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Postby Panzerjaeger » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:08 pm

We have Hitler! Greatest Liberal Ever!
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Greater Americania wrote:lol "No Comrade Ivan! Don't stick your head in there! That's the wood chi...!"

New Kereptica wrote:Fascism: because people are too smart nowadays.

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Postby Old Tyrannia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:11 pm

Panzerjaeger wrote:We have Hitler! Greatest Liberal Ever!

Conservativism is looking pretty good right now :lol:
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⚜ GOD SAVE THE KING

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Postby Philanchez » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:12 pm

Teh gay sex.
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Postby Rejistania » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:13 pm

Obama looks better than Bush! :)
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Postby Manahakatouki » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:14 pm

We're good in bed!
And so it was, that I had never changed.

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Postby Old Tyrannia » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:16 pm

Rejistania wrote:Obama looks better than Bush! :)

*moves towards liberal zone*
Manahakatouki wrote:We're good in bed!

*moves away from liberal zone*
"Classicist in literature, royalist in politics, and Anglo-Catholic in religion" (T.S. Eliot). Still, unaccountably, a NationStates Moderator.
"Have I done something for the general interest? Well then, I have had my reward. Let this always be present to thy mind, and never stop doing such good." - Marcus Aurelius, Meditations (Book XI, IV)
⚜ GOD SAVE THE KING

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Postby Manahakatouki » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:17 pm

Old Tyrannia wrote:
Rejistania wrote:Obama looks better than Bush! :)

*moves towards liberal zone*
Manahakatouki wrote:We're good in bed!

*moves away from liberal zone*


Dammit! Whaddya want me to say? We're bad in bed!
And so it was, that I had never changed.

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Postby North Suran » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:18 pm

I'll smother you in chocolate and slowly lick it all off of yo-

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Postby Free Kanadian Refugees » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:12 pm

Anarchy

You get to do anything you want ;D
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Postby Takaram » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:13 pm

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Postby Ixzara » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:50 pm

Old Tyrannia wrote:Well, I figured that since I don't really know which Forum suits me best, I'd invite you, the Liberals and Conservatives of NS to try and convince me which ideology is best (and have a laugh along the way)! That's right, this has been posted in the Conservative Zone, too! So hurry up, Liberals! You don't want to be left behind! :p

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Frisivisia wrote:Fact, the best President in history was white. Fact, that proves white people are better at being president. Duh.

But since we all came from Africa, it's a known fact that the best president is an African.
So we need a white African. And we have Obama! Har har har har.


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Postby Sdaeriji » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:51 pm

Old Tyrannia wrote:Well, I figured that since I don't really know which Forum suits me best, I'd invite you, the Liberals and Conservatives of NS to try and convince me which ideology is best (and have a laugh along the way)! That's right, this has been posted in the Conservative Zone, too! So hurry up, Liberals! You don't want to be left behind! :p


I am a liberal. I am also probably bigger than you, and I probably own more guns than you. Become a liberal.
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Postby Ixzara » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:51 pm

Old Tyrannia wrote:
Panzerjaeger wrote:We have Hitler! Greatest Liberal Ever!

Conservativism is looking pretty good right now :lol:

They have Mussolini. Nough said!
Norstal wrote:
Frisivisia wrote:Fact, the best President in history was white. Fact, that proves white people are better at being president. Duh.

But since we all came from Africa, it's a known fact that the best president is an African.
So we need a white African. And we have Obama! Har har har har.


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Postby New Caldaris » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:55 pm

FASCISM F**K YEAH!!!!

(hope this answered your question).

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Postby Ixzara » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:59 pm

New Caldaris wrote:FASCISM F**K YEAH!!!!

(hope this answered your question).

Well if you go to the Conservatives, you get the Fascist assholes such as Mussolini and George "Dubya" Bush. You also must be extremely rich to fit in with the conservatives.

We have the Communist assholes like Stalin, Ghandi, Sidharta Gautama, and Obama. We have free healthcare.

Pick wisely!
Norstal wrote:
Frisivisia wrote:Fact, the best President in history was white. Fact, that proves white people are better at being president. Duh.

But since we all came from Africa, it's a known fact that the best president is an African.
So we need a white African. And we have Obama! Har har har har.


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Postby New Caldaris » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:12 pm

Ixzara wrote:
New Caldaris wrote:FASCISM F**K YEAH!!!!

(hope this answered your question).

Well if you go to the Conservatives, you get the Fascist assholes such as Mussolini and George "Dubya" Bush. You also must be extremely rich to fit in with the conservatives.

We have the Communist assholes like Stalin, Ghandi, Sidharta Gautama, and Obama. We have free healthcare.

Pick wisely!


Mussolini was an idiot as was george bush do not even speak their names as they are not worth speaking. And the fact that you have obama just makes it impossible to even consider joining :P

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