Sophisticated Mail [MT]

[Sophisticism]

Sophisticated Mail™ is a mail company based in The Apparently Democratic State of Sophisticism.
The company is half owned by the government and half owned by several businessmen.
"Fast, safe, reliable" is our slogan and is what leads us upon any decision.

Our services:
Private sector:
This part of the company specializes at the delivery of letters and packages which in the sender is not a part of a big company.
Delivery time ranges between a few hours and 1 week.

Package Weight/Service	Up to 100g	Up to 500g	Up to 1kg	Up to 2kg	Up to 5kg	Addition per kg above 5kg
Letter, 1 day delivery	$0.8
Letter, 3 day delivery	$0.5
Letter (international), 1 day delivery	$90
Letter (international), 5 day delivery	$5.6
Package, 1 day delivery	$2.4	$4.2	$6.5	$13	$24	$3
Package, 3 day delivery	$2.1	$3.6	$5.4	$8.9	$16.4	$1.9
Package (international), 1 day delivery	$90	$95	$107	$116	$146	$15
Package (international), 5 day delivery	$3.2	$11	$25	$40	$85	$10

*Tracking a package or letter costs additional 5% of original price.
**Sending fragile packs costs additional %7.5 of original price. Fragile packages are insured.
***Prices are in NSD and include VAT.

Corporations and Governments:
Apart for our work in the private sector, also work with companies and governments who send lots of mails.
How does your company benefit from working with us?

• Send thousands of mails for cheap - benefit from discounts.
• A proof of delivery will be included
• 3 hour delivery available
• All packages are insured.
• Remember, "Fast, safe, reliable".
• Email to Snail Mail - send us an Email, we will print it and deliver to your customers.
• New! Door to door deliveries. Deliver your products to your customers' home with us. We use the environmentally friendly VLT C6 minivans to transfer packages.

Advertisements:
With the ridiculously low price of just $0.25 per advert, we will design and deliver advertisement flyers of your company to thousands of people.
This service is a great way to get your company known in a short period of time. 10% discount will be given to companies ordering more than 100,000 copies.
*A minimum of 10,000 units needs to be ordered.

Website:
http://www.mail.dis or http://www.mail.gov.dis

[Sophisticism]

Registration forms:
We are currently interested in expanding to other countries.
Governments looking for a new mail company to operate in their state should fill the following form:
Country name:
Name of Leader or Financial Minister:
Population:
Local currency and exchange rates (USD):
Post Offices to be opened (please state the number separately for each city):
Any other notes?

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[b]Country name[/b]:
[b]Name of Leader or Financial Minister[/b]:
[b]Population[/b]:
[b]Local currency and exchange rates (USD)[/b]:
[b]Post Offices to be opened (please state the number separately for each city)[/b]:
[b]Any other notes[/b]?

Companies wishing to work with us should fill the following form:
Company name:
CEO name:
In which country/countries do you work?
What service are you looking for (postage, door to door delivery, etc.)?
Are your packages fragile?
Any other notes?

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[b]Company name[/b]:
[b]CEO name[/b]:
[b]In which country/countries do you work[/b]?
[b]What service are you looking for (postage, door to door delivery, etc.)[/b]?
[b]Are your packages fragile[/b]?
[b]Any other notes[/b]?

Companies wishing to use our advertisement services should fill in the following form:
Company name:
CEO name:
In which country/countries do you work?
How many adverts shall we print?
Do you have an existing advert design or do you want us to design an advert for you?
Any other notes?

Company name:

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[b]CEO name[/b]:
[b]In which country/countries do you work[/b]?
[b]How many adverts shall we print[/b]?
[b]Do you have an existing advert design or do you want us to design an advert for you[/b]?
[b]Any other notes[/b]?

Our customers:

• The Apparently Democratic State of Sophisticism, where we are based and operate as the national mail company.
• A huge network of post offices is now active in The Sultanate Of Shaff.
• Our Allanean subsidiary is is known throughout the country for its excellent service.
• More than 90,000 post offices have been built in The Automated Administrat of Satirus.
• Shaf Motors Inc. is using our services in order to print and deliver a total of five hundred thousand advertisements per month.
• We have signed a cooperation deal with Tutlingburg's United Mail and Cargo company.
• A mail sorting centre has been opened in The Republic of Novus Niciae, and Sophisticated Mail™ now delivers mails to the state.
• Forza Automotive Group has chosen us to deliver different items to their customers.
• Around 10,000 offices are being built in Vox Libertatem.
• Our North African Empire subsidiary is now operational.
• Sophisticated Mail™ took over Royal Mail in The Kingdom of Dungeyland.
• Sophisticated Mail™ welcomes its newest customers, in The Republic of Seperate Vermont.
• We are now also working in Monte Sierre.
• A huge branch consisting of over one million post offices is now being formed in Vortiaganica.
• We now deliver packages for Cybus Industries from Cybus1.
• A Sophisticated Mail™ branch has been opened in Bulgharia.

[Sophisticism]

Reserved

[Shaff]

Country name: The Sultanate Of Shaff
Name of Leader or Financial Minister: Sultan Of Shaff
Population: 997 Million
Local currency and exchange rates (USD): 1 Shaf Dollar = $1.1051
Post Offices to be opened (please state the number separately for each city): atleast 500,000 nationwide
Any other notes?

[Sophisticism]

From: Chi'ao Oxford, CEO.
To: Sultan Of Shaff.

Dear Sultan,
it will be a honour for us to work with you.
Being a new company, based in a small country, it will take us months building a huge network of post offices as requested by you.
A group of company executives, including myself, have departed on a flight to your nation in order to start the new operations in your state.
Expect our business jet in the national airport in less than twelve hours.

We expect to build up to one thousand post offices by the end of March, a basic network which will allow us to start moving things around.
Soon, once our crews will already be located in the state, we will be able to start working on a much more efficient basis, allowing thousands of post offices to be built every month.

We thank you for offering Sophisticated Mail^tm work in your state, and hope you and the state's citizens will all benefit from our work.
Sincerely,
Chi'ao Oxford, Chief Executive Officer of Sophisticated Mail^tm

[Allanea]

Country name: Allanea
[]bName of Leader or Financial Minister:[/b] Secretary of Finance Josh Keimer
Population: 14,700 million
Local currency and exchange rates (USD): No official currency.
Post Offices to be opened (please state the number separately for each city): As many as you find appropriate.

[Satirius]

Country name: The Automated Administrat of Satirus
Name of Leader or Financial Minister: Gerard Pavlov, Administator of Profit-Making
Population:542,000,000 at the time of this communique
Local currency and exchange rates (USD):throop, 1 throop=approx. 1.4 USD (NSTracker)
Post Offices to be opened (please state the number separately for each city):as many as you deem economical, anywhere
Any other notes?: The government will purchase shares if possible so that it can profit too from inviting a business on our soil, as per official policy with other companies on Satirian soil.

[Sophisticism]

From: Angerla Swetern, vice president of Sophisticated Mail^TM
To: Secretary of Finance Josh Keimer

Sir,
I am writing this message to you instead of CEO Chi'ao Oxford who is as mentioned before in a business trip to The Sultanate Of Shaff.
Due to the size of your nation, and in order to maximize our attention to your order, we will delay the treatment of this order until the CEO and other executives in our company will return.
Please stay tuned, we hope to contact you in the upcoming days.

Sincerely,
Angerla Swetern, vice president of Sophisticated Mail^TM

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From: Angerla Swetern, vice president of Sophisticated Mail^TM
To: Gerard Pavlov, Administator of Profit-Making

Mr. Pavlov,
I am writing this message to you instead of CEO Chi'ao Oxford who is as mentioned before in a business trip to The Sultanate Of Shaff.
We will be more than happy to operate in The Automated Administrat of Satirus.
After reviewing the population and economy of the country, our financial advisers decided we should build 97,012 post offices in the state to maximize our profits.

Sophisticated Mail^TM offers %4.55 of our earnings in the country during the next 95 years to the government.

Sincerely,
Angerla Swetern, vice president of Sophisticated Mail^TM

[Sophisticism]

We have just launched our advertisement service - be the first to benefit from our new service.

[Shaff]

From: Chi'ao Oxford, CEO.
To: Sultan Of Shaff.

Dear Sultan,
it will be a honour for us to work with you.
Being a new company, based in a small country, it will take us months building a huge network of post offices as requested by you.
A group of company executives, including myself, have departed on a flight to your nation in order to start the new operations in your state.
Expect our business jet in the national airport in less than twelve hours.

We expect to build up to one thousand post offices by the end of March, a basic network which will allow us to start moving things around.
Soon, once our crews will already be located in the state, we will be able to start working on a much more efficient basis, allowing thousands of post offices to be built every month.

We thank you for offering Sophisticated Mail^tm work in your state, and hope you and the state's citizens will all benefit from our work.
Sincerely,
Chi'ao Oxford, Chief Executive Officer of Sophisticated Mail^tm

To: Mr. Chia'ao Oxford

I await your arrival into Shaff. The honor is not yours but mine, to have a great company as yours to be initiated into Shaff. A Shaf LS (our state car) with a chauffer will be waiting for you. I want to use your company be used as an alternative postal service as our state-owned companies have been unsuccessful. We are deliberations of phasing them out and looking for a company that will replace them as our sole postal service in Shaff. I think your company will be great for this.

Yours Truley,
Nizam Khan
Minister Of Business

[Sophisticism]

Chi'ao Oxford, CEO of Sophisticated Mail^TM has just returned from the Sultanate Of Shaff.
He has toured the country and examined the financial possibilities in the state, and announced that Sophisticated Mail^TM's network in the country will start being built from tomorrow.
The first post offices in the state are planned to be opened by March 15^th.

Meanwhile, our building crews, directed by Angerla Swetern have departed to The Automated Administrat of Satirus. If all will work as planned, the first offices will already operate by next week.

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After examining Allanea's request, Mr. Chi'ao called a press conference.
"It will be a great challenge for us to work in Allanea - and I'm sure we will succeed".
*Hand claps*.
"Working in The United States of Allanea will probably greatly bust Sophisticism's economy, opening thousands of new jobs. This is a national project!".
*Hand claps*.
"My research has found that 735,000 will be the ideal number of post offices in the state. We will start building the network as soon as possible.
I will personally supervise the work in Allanea - I will fly there the upcoming Monday".

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OOC: Let's keep the requests coming... Aka BUMP!

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That's another bump.

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B U M P

[Shaff]

Company name: Shaf Motors Inc.
CEO name: Shafeer Khan
In which country/countries do you work?
1. Shaff
2. SaifKhan
3. SamKin
4. Greater Ithera
5. United Sumeria
6. The Holy Empire Of Killerustan
7. The Constitutional Monarchy of Segronovina
8. The Republic of Lanos
9. Mafia Paese
10. Rajesthan
11. Almajora
12. The Incorporated States of the Blackhelm Confederacy
13. Orlkjestad
14. Andy Joseph
15. Groko
16. Dungeyland
17. Tergnitz
18. The Allied States of Ausztralia
19. Grand Duchy of Maedhria
20. The Kingdom of Nouvelle Rhodes
21. The Federal Republic of Nazi Centauri
22. The Free Republic of Libertarian Governance
23. The Conservative Democracy of Pokemonman
24. The Free Land of Itas
25. Bleeopolis
26. The People's Federation of Mokastana
27. The Corporate Sanctuary of Merkonia
How many adverts shall we print? 500,000/month
Do you have an existing advert design or do you want us to design an advert for you? design one for the company
Any other notes?
Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=26122

[Sophisticism]

We at Sophisticated Mail^TM would like to thank you for your request. Our advertisement experts will shortly hold a meeting regarding your order and will make up the best advert as possible.

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Sir,
The experts' meeting has just finished, and this is the brochure design they came up with;

(OOC: that's a two sided brochure)
Our printing house will start printing the adverts as soon as we will get your confirmation for the design.
The brochure can be delivered in several forms, including being hanged on doors or being placed in post boxes.

If accepted, a total of $112,500 shall be wired to Sophisticated Mail^TM. This price includes the design, printing and delivery. A ten percent discount has been applied.

[Shaff]

It looks great.
The Money Has Been Wired.

[Sophisticism]

We thank you for your order, the money has been received.
The workers at Sophie Print, our printing house, are working as hard as they can to complete this order as soon as possible.

[Sophisticism]

To: [Public message], Sultan Of Shaff, Secretary of Finance Josh Keimer and Administator of Profit-Making Gerard Pavlov.
From: Chi'ao Oxford, Chief Executive Officer of Sophisticated Mail^TM

Sirs,
I'm very happy to announce that the company (aka Sophisticated Mail^TM) has finally finished building its post-offices network in Shaff, Allanea and Satirus.
Our company now owns and operates over one and a half million post offices worldwide.
I want to thank you all for giving Sophisticated Mail^TM the opportunity to grow so big.

Sincerely,
Chi'ao Oxford, Chief Executive Officer of Sophisticated Mail^TM.


OOC: I use a 1 real life day per 1 game year ratio, so 28 years (28 days have passed since Shaff's order, the first order I received) should be more than enough for building this amount of offices.

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OOC: Bump.

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OOC: Bump

[Tutlingburg]

To: Sophisticated Mail Managment

United Mail and Cargo is the government owned and operated postal service in the Allied States of Tutlingburg. We would like to become a partner of yours in The Principality of Sophisticism.

Our offer is the following: All forms of mail and/or packages shipped from Tutlingburg will be ferried to your country by UMC means. Once it has arrived at your ditribution facility, Sophisticated Mail will then deliver the mail and/or packages using your means. The opposite would apply to packages departing from The Principality of Sophisticism.

All mail/package rate payments would be divided as such:

Any mail/package sent from Tutlingburg to The Principality of Sophisticism: UMC 60%/SM 40%
Any mail/package sent from The Principality of Sophisticism to Tutlingburg: SM 60%/UMC 40%

The amount to be payed to each company will be verified by 3 officials from each company and an independent accounting firm in each country to avoid any fraud. The amount in question will be payed every 3rd month starting 3 months after signing of the deal.

We hope to hear from you soon.


Joe Mornet
Head of International Shipping
United Mail and Cargo

[Sophisticism]

To: Joe Mornet, Head of International Shipping, United Mail and Cargo
From: Chi'ao Oxford, Chief Executive Officer of Sophisticated Mail^TM

Mr. Mornet,
I am happy to say we accept your offer.
Many of Sophisticism's citizens have shown interest in some of Tutlingburg's recently published books. This will assure a high amount of packages delivered between the two countries, making stable profits for both companies.

We thank you for your offer and hope to have many years of cooperation between our companies.

Please feel free to mail us regarding any issue.

Cheers,
Chi'ao Oxford, Chief Executive Officer of Sophisticated Mail^TM.

[Sophisticism]

OOC: Bump and thanks for reading.

[Sophisticism]

OOC: Bring up my post.