N.M. Man Subjected To Many Anal Probes After Traffic Stop

[Delator]

Today's blatant violation of an individual's rights is brought to you by the War on Drugs™!!!

Three enemas can dehydrate you enough to endanger your life. Hope that point is brought up in the lawsuit.

Every doctor and police officer involved in this incident needs to be banned from those professions for the rest of their lives. Probably the judge needs to be investigated as well to see how often he's issuing such warrants. An example must be made of these individuals.

Of course, if it were up to me, we'd be subjecting them to three enemas and a forced surgical procedure...but then again there's that pesky "cruel and unusual" thing that applies to cops but not to the victims of their abuse.

[Marcurix]

Wow, that guy had a shit day.

No pun intended.

[The Serbian Empire]

Basically, Cartman gets an anal probe. It's South Park all over again!

Srsly: Land of the Free strikes again.

I did it first. Damn, South Park is everywhere and the jokes write themselves given New Mexico's reputation for space aliens.

[Herskerstad]

Talk about a shitty day......

[Herskerstad]

Basically, Cartman gets an anal probe. It's South Park all over again!

Srsly: Land of the Free strikes again.

I did it first. Damn, South Park is everywhere and the jokes write themselves given New Mexico's reputation for space aliens.

Hey, the TSA 'Toilet Safety Administation' can leave nothing to chance. We must guarantee our securities, even if it means mind-boggling over-regulation.

[Gauthier]

I did it first. Damn, South Park is everywhere and the jokes write themselves given New Mexico's reputation for space aliens.

Hey, the TSA 'Toilet Safety Administation' can leave nothing to chance. We must guarantee our securities, even if it means mind-boggling over-regulation.

Plus coyotes have started to smuggle illegals across the border inside their asses.

[Cannot think of a name]

So, at what point had they committed themselves to pressing on no matter what? Was it between the first and second enema where they went "Well...I mean...we can't stop now, we can't justify a second fucking enema and not go all the way." I mean...it seems like they passed the point of walking with tight buttcheeks being anything he was keeping in his ass a while ago.

I don't really know that there is a monetary sum that will make anything that happened okay.

[Shove Piggy Shove]

So, at what point had they committed themselves to pressing on no matter what? Was it between the first and second enema where they went "Well...I mean...we can't stop now, we can't justify a second fucking enema and not go all the way." I mean...it seems like they passed the point of walking with tight buttcheeks being anything he was keeping in his ass a while ago.

I don't really know that there is a monetary sum that will make anything that happened okay.

[Conservative Conservationists]

Too many puns and bad media lines
Must... Stop.... Self....

Stuff it

Despite anal probe, no crack found by police
Anal probe was shitty
Implements inserted for a crap reason
Man seeking a rears for police brutality
Man sues asses for penetrating his own
Police demand to spread went too far
Long arm of law goes inside
Lesson: Only stick it up there with permission.

[Marcurix]

So, at what point had they committed themselves to pressing on no matter what? Was it between the first and second enema where they went "Well...I mean...we can't stop now, we can't justify a second fucking enema and not go all the way." I mean...it seems like they passed the point of walking with tight buttcheeks being anything he was keeping in his ass a while ago.

I don't really know that there is a monetary sum that will make anything that happened okay.

Might take a few more bottles than that.

[Benuty]

deleted.

[Dreadful Sagittarius]

So what crime did they commit? Pretty hard to commit a crime when you've supposedly been given legal permission to do it.

Read the complaint, there appears to be case law saying that the warrant must specifically list the medical procedures used, rather than just a generic do what every you want to this man's anus.

Indeed. Even if the man isn't pressing rape charges against the lot, the lawsuit Vitaphone linked to makes no bones of it;

200. Defendant's conduct, either in their individual acts, or contribution to this abusive environment, caused Plaintiff to be raped repeatedly under the color of law grossly depriving him of fundamental liberty interests.

[Jerusalemian]

O>O

[OMGeverynameistaken]

Read the complaint, there appears to be case law saying that the warrant must specifically list the medical procedures used, rather than just a generic do what every you want to this man's anus.

Indeed. Even if the man isn't pressing rape charges against the lot, the lawsuit Vitaphone linked to makes no bones of it;

200. Defendant's conduct, either in their individual acts, or contribution to this abusive environment, caused Plaintiff to be raped repeatedly under the color of law grossly depriving him of fundamental liberty interests.

The phrase "gross violation" (and variations of it) appears practically every other line.

[Madenia]

Was there really any need for even putting their fingers up there?

THREE ENEMAS!

Why wouldn't it come out the first time? They didn't even need to do it the first time?

Death penalty for the officers that ordered this. They are too violent to exist.

[The Tundra]

and people wonder why i don't trust the police.

[Maineiacs]

Why? Do you think American police are on average retarded or sadistic?

A fair number of police in this country are retarded and sadistic.

[The Tundra]

Too many puns and bad media lines
Must... Stop.... Self....

Stuff it

Despite anal probe, no crack found by police
Anal probe was shitty
Implements inserted for a crap reason
Man seeking a rears for police brutality
Man sues asses for penetrating his own
Police demand to spread went too far
Long arm of law goes inside
Lesson: Only stick it up there with permission.

that is going in my sig, you are too rich sir

[Starkiller101]

When i came to this thread i was expecting something totally different.

[Greed and Death]

Indeed. Even if the man isn't pressing rape charges against the lot, the lawsuit Vitaphone linked to makes no bones of it;

The phrase "gross violation" (and variations of it) appears practically every other line.

These complaints, and other motions in court often have very repetitive writing.

This is because if a court sets out a legal standard you want to claim you meet that legal standard word for word and because these motions and complaints tend to be boiler plate, basically his attorney pulled at the section 1983 complaint ( or used the one from the previous case) and copy, pasted, and modified as needed.

[Ostroeuropa]

At what point does the law capsize in on itself and

"You are supposed to listen and obey police officers requests, the uniform is a symbol of the law"

become

"I shot him in the face because I had a reasonable suspicion he was going to illegally violate my rights and cause me significant injury."
"What reasonable suspicion?"
"He was a cop."


Fuck, if I was on a jury, I might even be tempted to accept that reasoning.

At what point does wearing a police uniform become akin to waltzing into harlem in a klan outfit and demanding that "You niggers come here, I gotta show you something" then grinning sadistically while he reaches into his jacket pocket.
BANG shoot for self defence.
You shot a klansman! You had no reasonable suspicion he was going do anything wrong, other than how he was dressed and stuff.

[Galloism]

At what point does the law capsize in on itself and

"You are supposed to listen and obey police officers requests, the uniform is a symbol of the law"

become

"I shot him in the face because I had a reasonable suspicion he was going to illegally violate my rights and cause me significant injury."
"What reasonable suspicion?"
"He was a cop."


Fuck, if I was on a jury, I might even be tempted to accept that reasoning.

At what point does wearing a police uniform become akin to waltzing into harlem in a klan outfit and demanding that "You niggers come here, I gotta show you something" then grinning sadistically while he reaches into his jacket pocket.
BANG shoot for self defence.
You shot a klansman! You had no reasonable suspicion he was going do anything wrong, other than how he was dressed and stuff.

Really? Really?

Police Uniform = threatening posture Klansmen?

[Ostroeuropa]

At what point does the law capsize in on itself and

"You are supposed to listen and obey police officers requests, the uniform is a symbol of the law"

become

"I shot him in the face because I had a reasonable suspicion he was going to illegally violate my rights and cause me significant injury."
"What reasonable suspicion?"
"He was a cop."


Fuck, if I was on a jury, I might even be tempted to accept that reasoning.

At what point does wearing a police uniform become akin to waltzing into harlem in a klan outfit and demanding that "You niggers come here, I gotta show you something" then grinning sadistically while he reaches into his jacket pocket.
BANG shoot for self defence.
You shot a klansman! You had no reasonable suspicion he was going do anything wrong, other than how he was dressed and stuff.

Really? Really?

Police Uniform = threatening posture Klansmen?

It's getting there. The only reason I don't feel concerned for my personal safety around cops is that I know all the ones in my town and they are broadly speaking, normal people who ignore all crime except the violent shit.

[Galloism]

Really? Really?

Police Uniform = threatening posture Klansmen?

It's getting there.

Not even fucking close.

[Ostroeuropa]

It's getting there.

Not even fucking close.

Well then. Let me put it this way.

You are in a bar, surrounded by your friends.
Three klansmen (or their equivalent racists) walk in. How afraid of you for your personal safety, given you outnumber them heavily.

If they were cops, would you feel the same?

The Klan at least would have to keep a low profile, ish.
The Cops can do anything, and they know it.