ISSUE 15SUNDAY JANUARY 13, 2013VOLUME XXVTOP SECRET RESCUE!
An impression of the rescue mission by NAVY Seals
WRITTEN BY:
Alexander McKinley, Editor-in-Chief
All staffmembers and diplomats working with our embassy in Hippostania have already returned home safe yesterday. During a live adress from his Office the President - on national radio and television - informed the Noordeindean people and the international community about the succesfull evacuation mission by NAVY Seals.
During his adress President Jonathan Arthur Roosevelt made clear that he had no other option left. The President said that it wouldn't happen 'on his watch' that our diplomatic personnel and embassy staffmembers with our Embassy in Hippostania would be illegally detained by a foreign government. Afther consultations with his National Security team, the Joint Chiefs of Staff and other close advisors he therefore decided to send in a team of NAVY Seals in order to evacuate our own State department employees.
So far many details of this rescue mission have - not yet - been released by either the Department of Defense or the Department of State. We can however confirm that a new type of helicopter has probably been used during the mission. One of our correspondents was also evacuated from an undisclosed location in Hippostania and according to his eye withness testimony some new kind of 'Stealth helicopters' were used. Our correspondent was, however, not allowed to ask any questions or to make pictures of this new type of helicopter.
Afther their evacuation from this undiclosed location in Hippostania, the helicopters returned to yet another undisclosed NAVY vessel - in international waters - close to the Hippostanian mainland. It is not yet known when the evacuated embassy staffmembers will return home to their families in Noordeinde. They have, however, already been in contact with their families to personally inform them that they are safe.
Last week, Ambassador Peter Brunswick was already called back to Noordeinde for personal talks with the President about the international crisis. In a written statement from his Office the Ambassadar says to be relieved and that he can't wait for the safe return of his diplomatic team and the embassy staffmembers. Today - two days afther this top secret military operation - the High Chancellor of Hippostania announced that all foreign ambassadors, diplomats and other embassy staffmembers from various countries and whom are still imprisoned will be released immediatley.
At the end of his adress on national tv and radio the President also expressed his wish to peacefully resolve this international crisis. He called upon all those countries involved to take their responsability and urged them to participate in an international conference. According to President Roosevelt: 'Enough mistakes have already been made during this crisis. Now let us do something right by preventing possible unneccasary bloodshed and use the power of words to solve this situation...'