Elfen High 2 (OOC 8, Closed, Will it Hurt?)

[Nationstatelandsville]

I consider every magic academy rp to be a cheap try at our mad glory.

I demand links.

As do I.

Oh, and a pony!

[Constaniana]

I demand links.

As do I.

Oh, and a pony!

I'll take a good flat cap instead of a pony.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Nat should post.

In other news, I've managed to painstakingly unite all of Iberia under Muslim rule in EU4 again.

Good.

No, Catholics, you will not fucking dare try to revolt now, it took me a while to set this up. I will fuck your shit up, rebels. I will castrate you. I will kill your families. I will set your homes ablaze.

This isn't offensive to Aliana, since she suggested harsher punishments.

And now we also have Protestants.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

No, Catholics, you will not fucking dare try to revolt now, it took me a while to set this up. I will fuck your shit up, rebels. I will castrate you. I will kill your families. I will set your homes ablaze.

This isn't offensive to Aliana, since she suggested harsher punishments.

And now we also have Protestants.

One French and Dutch invasion later, I died.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Something odd I enjoy doing is visualising how language turns out when I play these games.

For example, Spain was retaken over by Muslims. As a result, game Spanish probably has a lot more Arabic words than real Spanish. Scotland defeated England and took over Wales, which had been controlled by the French - Welsh and English both now have absorbed much more French vocabulary and ideals - they're also quite Catholic.

Hungary and Italy are absolute best pals and would probably have merged together sooner or later, with Italy as dominant. I like to think Hungary had a fascination of sorts with Italian culture, with Italian being the language of their royals and so on, profoundly affecting Hungarian.

It's fun stuff.

[Nude East Ireland]

Something odd I enjoy doing is visualising how language turns out when I play these games.

For example, Spain was retaken over by Muslims. As a result, game Spanish probably has a lot more Arabic words than real Spanish. Scotland defeated England and took over Wales, which had been controlled by the French - Welsh and English both now have absorbed much more French vocabulary and ideals - they're also quite Catholic.

Hungary and Italy are absolute best pals and would probably have merged together sooner or later, with Italy as dominant. I like to think Hungary had a fascination of sorts with Italian culture, with Italian being the language of their royals and so on, profoundly affecting Hungarian.

It's fun stuff.

And Ireland remains a bastion of freedom.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Something odd I enjoy doing is visualising how language turns out when I play these games.

For example, Spain was retaken over by Muslims. As a result, game Spanish probably has a lot more Arabic words than real Spanish. Scotland defeated England and took over Wales, which had been controlled by the French - Welsh and English both now have absorbed much more French vocabulary and ideals - they're also quite Catholic.

Hungary and Italy are absolute best pals and would probably have merged together sooner or later, with Italy as dominant. I like to think Hungary had a fascination of sorts with Italian culture, with Italian being the language of their royals and so on, profoundly affecting Hungarian.

It's fun stuff.

And Ireland remains a bastion of freedom.

Oh, no. Really no. Not at all. You're French.

[Constaniana]

Something odd I enjoy doing is visualising how language turns out when I play these games.

For example, Spain was retaken over by Muslims. As a result, game Spanish probably has a lot more Arabic words than real Spanish. Scotland defeated England and took over Wales, which had been controlled by the French - Welsh and English both now have absorbed much more French vocabulary and ideals - they're also quite Catholic.

Hungary and Italy are absolute best pals and would probably have merged together sooner or later, with Italy as dominant. I like to think Hungary had a fascination of sorts with Italian culture, with Italian being the language of their royals and so on, profoundly affecting Hungarian.

It's fun stuff.

My main strategy game doesn't give me much chance ti wonder about stuff like that, since you generally either exterminate the enemy or crush them until they surrender, at which point every single one of their units stops doing anything except for being shot at by your soldiers if you don't give them other instructions. I suppose if I played Medieval: Total War again I'd have stuff like that come up.

Also, it's amazing how entertaining the pencil sharpener I bought in North Carolina is, solely because the guns on it rotate.

[Nude East Ireland]

And Ireland remains a bastion of freedom.

Oh, no. Really no. Not at all. You're French.

Fuck.

You have to play as Ireland one time.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Oh, no. Really no. Not at all. You're French.

Fuck.

You have to play as Ireland one time.

You get the game and you play as Ireland. Suicide is not my interest.

Ireland never survives.

[Nude East Ireland]

Fuck.

You have to play as Ireland one time.

You get the game and you play as Ireland. Suicide is not my interest.

Ireland never survives.

Just try, you fool.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You get the game and you play as Ireland. Suicide is not my interest.

Ireland never survives.

Just try, you fool.

Perhaps later. I'm going to try my hand as playing an Indian state, kicking the Muslims and Europeans out and creating Hindustan.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Name: Malaysia
Leader: Ahmed Khan
Flag: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... laysia.svg
Composed of: Malaysia
Language(s): Malay, English (official). Chinese dialects and Indian languages are also commonly spoken (Tamil especially).
Description: A well-developed Southeast Asian nation, Malaysia is a diverse collection of Malays, Chinese, Indians and some Europeans. Malaysia is quite rich per capita and one of the most liberal Muslim-majority states in the world. It is, however, highly racist and prejudiced against demons and other supernatural beings.
Characters from here: N/A
Changes since magic was revealed: Malaysia threw off the majority of its Muslim-based laws, becoming an officially secular nation. After magic was revealed, Ravan Nas (a friend of Aleister Crowley's) revealed his own magic school, located on a formerly magically hidden island. The Djinn Institute is basically the Elfen High of Asia, and as thus has students who actually learn shit.

An Indian gentlemen in Mumbai had this to say: "Good. The school is intense. Not as intense as the school I went to, but it is tolerable. I believe they should encourage the students to push each other and force more competition and distrust, but it is tolerable."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Name: Yorkshire
Leader: Various local council heads, I suppose.
Flag (If applicable): (Image)
What is it? City? Province? State?: God's Own County
Language(s) spoken: The most trustworthy, intelligent-sounding English, as science proves.
Population: 4,200,000
Description: God's Own County. Quite obviously the best part of all England, resplendent in our magnificent flat caps and superior cricket team. Here's a TL;DR version if you want. After the south of England got wrecked by the Abrahamic War, particularly London, and the power and wealth of the UK moved up to Scotland, Yorkshire continued doing fine, laughing at the southern ponces who were now poorer than them. While it still has a dislike of demons and other nonhumans common across the globe, Yorkshire is more friendly to magical humans than most other parts of England, in part because of Sir Nilark being from there, as well as Brian Blessed, who obviously has magical powers, as well as Matthew Lewis, who is Neville Longbottom, Chosen One of the North and True Hero of Harry Potter.
Demographics:
74% White Yorkshiremen
5% Black Yorkshiremen
4% Asian
8% Scottish
4% Australian-Scottish (They sometikes interbreed with demons, because yes)
4% Less terrifying demons
0.5% Southern English people stuck in hell
0.5% Talking badgers

Approved.

Added to the post as well - I had forgotten to do that.

[Constaniana]

Approved.

Added to the post as well - I had forgotten to do that.

Cool beans.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Malaysia threw off the majority of its Muslim-based laws, becoming an officially secular nation.

Stop fixing the third world with bullshit excuses!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Malaysia threw off the majority of its Muslim-based laws, becoming an officially secular nation.

Stop fixing the third world with bullshit excuses!

Malaysia is actually quite well-off and fairly secular already. Also, right next to Singapore. I wouldn't really call it too much of a third world nation today either.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Stop fixing the third world with bullshit excuses!

Malaysia is actually quite well-off and fairly secular already. Also, right next to Singapore. I wouldn't really call it too much of a third world nation today either.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, THEY'RE BROWN!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Malaysia is actually quite well-off and fairly secular already. Also, right next to Singapore. I wouldn't really call it too much of a third world nation today either.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, THEY'RE BROWN!

[Nationstatelandsville]

SHUT THE FUCK UP, THEY'RE BROWN!

(cries)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

(cries)

Alright, you aren't too wrong, there are plenty of brown people.

[Nationstatelandsville]

(cries)

Alright, you aren't too wrong, there are plenty of brown people.

Don't be an idiot, Khan - that map is blue and red, not brown.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Alright, you aren't too wrong, there are plenty of brown people.

Don't be an idiot, Khan - that map is blue and red, not brown.

Which is why Texans are red, and Californians are blue. That's why they're called red states and blue states.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Don't be an idiot, Khan - that map is blue and red, not brown.

Which is why Texans are red, and Californians are blue. That's why they're called red states and blue states.

This is science, people.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Which is why Texans are red, and Californians are blue. That's why they're called red states and blue states.

This is science, people.

If I stab you, will you bleed blue?