We sell meat of an unknown origin!
THE FRICKIN' CHICKEN MENU
CHICKEN
Beak & Claw Nuggets
Deep-Fried Chicken served in bites. Made from 100% real Chicken Parts (Excl. Breast)
Small (6 Piece): NS$ 0.99, Medium (10 Piece): NS$ 1.49, Large (Eighteen Piece): NS$ 1.99, Family Sized (Ya Fat Pig!)(One Hundred Piece): NS$ 4.99
Scraped From The Barrel Bucket of Chicken
So good, the binmen refuse to take it in case of radiation poisoning! A whole Bucket full of (What we believe to be) Chicken!
Bucket: NS$ 1.99, Bin: NS$ 2.49, Dumpster: NS$ 2.99, Garbage Truck (With Toy Truck!): NS$ 3.99
Chick Burger
MMM...You can taste the Youth and vitality. We always have too many of these damn things anyway! Served on a bun with fresh week-old lettuce and our secret sauce.
NS$ 1.49
Chicken Salad
So you've gone for the healthy option? Don't worry. We've deep-fried the lettuce and tomatoes to make up for it.
NS$ 1.49
Bonefilled Chicken
Our Chicken, breaded and most likely filled with bones, What, we didn't have the time to take them out...
NS$ 2.49
Spicy Chicken Wrap
Hardly any chicken, lots and lots of peppers. Buy our drinks.
NS$ 1.49
BEEF
The Sick Frick
They say the Mad Cow Disease makes it inedible. We say it adds to the taste!
NS$ 1.49
Beef Burger
Made from the very best parts of the cow; The Cheap Parts!
NS$ 1.49
Cheese Burger
Was this cheese blue when we bought it? No? Enjoy Mother-Frickin's take on the classic Cheese Burger, with the best in Blue Cheese!
NS$ 1.49, or Double up for NS$ 1.69
ASSORTED MEATS (EXCL.ABOVE)
La Mosse Bien
Take the Mother-Frickin' challenge and enter our record books! 25 Pounds of Solid Walrus Meat in a bun, drowned in our sauce. Almost completely inedible! Some refer to it as "The Heart-Attack on a Plate".
NS$ 29.99
The Hannibal Lecter
Thanks to our poor safety record people often die in the machinery and ground up into burgers. Enjoy the taste of Minimum Wage!
NS$ 3.99
I think it might be a Dog Burger
Its not dog. Its just beef that was a man's best friend, and is going to be yours (Until the sickness that is).
NS$ 2.49
Deep-Fried Fish Burger
We're not sure what kind of fish it was, but it had a lovely set of feathers.
NS$ 1.99
SIDES
Salt Fries with Extra Potato
Our specially made potato fries, which are then taken round the back to the grit bin and left for three days.
Small: NS$ 0.70, Medium: NS$ 0.99, Large: NS$ 1.39, A Whole Potato: NS$ 2.49
Circular Onions
We couldn't call them Onion Rings because we couldn't afford the holes in the centre.
NS$ 1.29
CHILD OBESITY
Type 2 Box of Fun
Pick from a whole range of options, including child portions of Nuggets, Burgers, Fries, or for the watchful parent fruit. Comes with a free gift...Type 2 Diabetes!
NS$ 1.99
The Child Pleaser
Appease your child's want for attention by bringing them to Mother-Frickin', where they can stuff their faces with our *healthy* foods for less money than child-care.
NS$ 2.49
DRINKS
Liqo Iron Bru
NS$ 1.19
Liqo Cola
NS$ 1.25
Saturates Milkshake
Do you love milkshakes? Well, enjoy ours today, with added saturated fat!
NS$ 1.69
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