Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Hippocracy: A form of government in which a teenager from another country rules with absolute nationalism in the country governed, resulting in very odd looks being passed at the teenager before he stones them to death for not being nationalistic enough.

I love you Joe.

Joe doesn't love you.

[Frisivisia]

Hippocracy: A form of government in which a teenager from another country rules with absolute nationalism in the country governed, resulting in very odd looks being passed at the teenager before he stones them to death for not being nationalistic enough.

I love you Joe.

I love you too, don't listen to Prussia. Can't trust fascists.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

I love you Joe.

I love you too, don't listen to Prussia. Can't trust fascists.

No! No! He's lying! This is the guy that said North Carolina would win them the election, while in Virginia! He's insane!

[Frisivisia]

I love you too, don't listen to Prussia. Can't trust fascists.

No! No! He's lying! This is the guy that said North Carolina would win them the election, while in Virginia! He's insane!

Like I said, can't trust a fascist.

[Grenartia]

So, basically, Turks are Asian/Greek hybrids.

This was good enough for an AQ?

Argh you have no idea how much I want to make a joke about a certain infamous NSer.

Hippocracy: A form of government in which the American right is in full, dictatorial control of all aspects of society

Hippocracy: A form of government in which the American right is in full, dictatorial control of all aspects of society

Hippocracy: A form of government in which a teenager from another country rules with absolute nationalism in the country governed, resulting in very odd looks being passed at the teenager before he stones them to death for not being nationalistic enough.

Hey, look, they're already in AQ!

Now all I have to do is copypaste them to my sig.

[Menassa]

Meh, bacon isn't even that tasty.

heritic.

some go to hell for uncovering another mans nakedness. i go for tasty bacon.

On the Jewish thread.

heritic.

some go to hell for uncovering another mans nakedness. i go for tasty bacon.

So it's a choice between bacon and sausage.

Just like at Denny's.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

No! No! He's lying! This is the guy that said North Carolina would win them the election, while in Virginia! He's insane!

Like I said, can't trust a fascist.

just saying

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Hey, look, they're already in AQ!

Now all I have to do is copypaste them to my sig.

I finally made it into Grenartia's sig.

My life is complete.

*jumps off cliff, smiling contentedly*

[Militarverwaltung in Frankreich]

I have a pornographic memory

I don't remember who posted this.

[Desperauex]

I'd like to euthanize everyone who advocates euthanasia.

[Bezombia]

I'd like to euthanize everyone who advocates euthanasia.

That isn't awesome, that's wishing death upon a lot of people here.

[The City of Fairview]

I have a pornographic memory

I don't remember who posted this.

Olwe

That isn't awesome, that's wishing death upon a lot of people here.

It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard.

[Grenartia]

Hey, look, they're already in AQ!

Now all I have to do is copypaste them to my sig.

I finally made it into Grenartia's sig.

My life is complete.

*jumps off cliff, smiling contentedly*

[Militarverwaltung in Frankreich]

I finally made it into Grenartia's sig.

My life is complete.

*jumps off cliff, smiling contentedly*

I want to be in someone's sig...

[Prussia-Steinbach]

I want to be in someone's sig...

I've been here for a year and a half and have probably been in two or three. And I've only been in this thread about four or five times. Just wait. And be clever/smart.

[Militarverwaltung in Frankreich]

What doesn't kill you makes....me disappointed.

-me

[Wisconsin9]

What doesn't kill you makes....me disappointed.

-me

Self-promotion is a no-no.

[Bezombia]

What doesn't kill you makes....me disappointed.

-me

Against the rules of both this thread and the forums.

[Militarverwaltung in Frankreich]

-me

Self-promotion is a no-no.

Oh....sorry.

[DesAnges]

I want to be in someone's sig...

Well you've been here a day, so unless you're exceptionally funny or clever, it'll take a while.

But why the fuckity fuck would you want to be?

[Militarverwaltung in Frankreich]

I want to be in someone's sig...

Well you've been here a day, so unless you're exceptionally funny or clever, it'll take a while.

But why the fuckity fuck would you want to be?

Kind of like an advertisement of my nation...

[TaQud]

I want to be in someone's sig...

Well you've been here a day, so unless you're exceptionally funny or clever, it'll take a while.

But why the fuckity fuck would you want to be?

1. or he/she could take a shot at mocking hippo like other AQs in here. (which I don't recommend he/she does)
2. try to be known or popular with NSG Crowd maybe?

[Lordieth]

I want to be in someone's sig...

Well you've been here a day, so unless you're exceptionally funny or clever, it'll take a while.

But why the fuckity fuck would you want to be?

Vindication.

[Lost heros]

I want to be in someone's sig...

I've been here for a year and a half and have probably been in two or three. And I've only been in this thread about four or five times. Just wait. And be clever/smart.

I've been here longer and have only been here twice.

[DesAnges]

Well you've been here a day, so unless you're exceptionally funny or clever, it'll take a while.

But why the fuckity fuck would you want to be?

Kind of like an advertisement of my nation...

Does your nation deserve advertisement?

Well you've been here a day, so unless you're exceptionally funny or clever, it'll take a while.

But why the fuckity fuck would you want to be?

Vindication.

I am selfish,
I am wrong,
I am right,
I swear I'm right,
I swear I knew it all along.

Goddamn the Dashboard Confessional. They get everywhere.