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Postby Cill Airne » Sat Sep 07, 2013 8:51 am

Well, I apologise to the United Kingdom but I think it'd be in the best interest of everyone to simply bomb the nation now. :P

But in seriousness, I saw several Asian Giant Hornets in France. They're huge and scared the living life out of me. Hopefully they don't cross the channel, or have they already?
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Postby Nazis in Space » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:07 am

Cill Airne wrote:But in seriousness, I saw several Asian Giant Hornets in France. They're huge and scared the living life out of me. Hopefully they don't cross the channel, or have they already?
No you didn't. You saw their smaller, and behaviourally significantly different, cousins.

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Postby Gauthier » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:08 am

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Cill Airne wrote:But in seriousness, I saw several Asian Giant Hornets in France. They're huge and scared the living life out of me. Hopefully they don't cross the channel, or have they already?
No you didn't. You saw their smaller, and behaviourally significantly different, cousins.


Asian, European, hornets all look alike. :p
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Postby Cill Airne » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:10 am

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Cill Airne wrote:But in seriousness, I saw several Asian Giant Hornets in France. They're huge and scared the living life out of me. Hopefully they don't cross the channel, or have they already?
No you didn't. You saw their smaller, and behaviourally significantly different, cousins.

None the less, we were warned to stay clear of them since swarms of them had attacked several people the year prior.
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Postby Grand Britannia » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:11 am

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Postby Bolguria » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:11 am

Even the Hornets are trying to take advantage of our benifits system. :rofl:
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Postby Gauthier » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:15 am

If they're so worried about the invasion of Asian Giant Hornets, just spread stories that the Hornets are Muslim and the EDL will practically volunteer to exterminate them for free in a potential win-win.
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Postby Greed and Death » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:17 am

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According to the sound thing in the link, they were introduced by accident into France in 2004, and like the recent hot weather.
They weren't.

Vespa Velutina - pictured here - was. But its habit of killing bees is limited to hunting them down in the air, it doesn't invade and annihilate hives.

Vespa Mandarinia - pictured here -, which is what we call the Asian Giant Hornet, remains limited to Asia.

tl;dr: The BBC engages in Daily Mail style journalism

You did not read the rest, Vespa mandarinia was released in France to control Vespa Velutina populations. The French accidently released a few queens and now Vespa mandarinia are everywhere.
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Postby Genivaria » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:29 am

Nuke the UK. Burn everything.

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Postby Divair » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:30 am

Genivaria wrote:Nuke the UK. Burn everything.

Thanks >:(

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Postby Calorax » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:33 am

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Postby Greed and Death » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:35 am

Genivaria wrote:Nuke the UK. Burn everything.

The presence of Vespa Mandarinia is why we nuked Japan twice in 1945.
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Postby Genivaria » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:41 am

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Genivaria wrote:Nuke the UK. Burn everything.

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Genivaria wrote:Nuke the UK. Burn everything.


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Postby Novia Soviet Socialist Republic » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:41 am

These things only live in warm climates right?
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Postby Saveyou Island » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:41 am

Calorax wrote:That's it I'm moving to Greenland

The hornets will catch you before you actually do.
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Postby Greed and Death » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:44 am

Saveyou Island wrote:
Calorax wrote:That's it I'm moving to Greenland

The hornets will catch you before you actually do.

Yeah they like to attack fleeing boats and planes.
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Postby Genivaria » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:53 am

Saveyou Island wrote:
Calorax wrote:That's it I'm moving to Greenland

The hornets will catch you before you actually do.

He's infected! Burn 'em!!!

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Postby Partybus » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:14 am

Gauthier wrote:
Nazis in Space wrote:No you didn't. You saw their smaller, and behaviourally significantly different, cousins.


Asian, European, hornets all look alike. :p


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Postby Asian Giant Hornets » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:18 am

Someone called?
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:52 am

Asian Giant Hornets wrote:Someone called?

Oh boy, not you again...
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Postby Grand Britannia » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:55 am

Asian Giant Hornets wrote:Someone called?

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Postby Seitonjin » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:56 am

Hahaha suckers across the pond hahahaha oh shit don't bring it across plx.
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Postby Cadia » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:59 am

Asian Giant Hornets wrote:Someone called?


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