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Postby Blasveck » Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:17 pm

Tlaceceyaya wrote:First, context. Then, funny.
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Aw, Yeah.

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Postby Furious Grandmothers » Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:38 pm

Tlaceceyaya wrote:
Furious Grandmothers wrote:Normally when we ask about age on NS, it's because we suspect someone of being underage, but I gotta ask you if you currently consider that Carthage must be destroyed?

You're...very easily tickled tonight. *brandishes the fluffiest feather you've ever seen*
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Postby Anollasia » Wed Sep 04, 2013 1:32 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
Saint Kitten wrote:
Why do you keep bring up your personal problem with education? You should be more broad and talk about other equality things like equal pay that pretty much everyone can relate to.


How dare he have interests in a specific area.
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Postby The Land of Truth » Wed Sep 04, 2013 1:51 pm

The Lost Souls wrote:
The Land of Truth wrote:The length of time it's been around is irrelevant, it's unconstitutional ergo it should not be in the Pledge.


Okay.


An argument that ended with civility and reason--pretty awesome, IMO.
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Postby Cu Math » Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:45 pm

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The Nuclear Fist wrote:I support a weasel-based currency and you should too! *nods*

"Hey hey hey, what the fuck is this? Some hippy is trying to pass this ferret off as a weasel to pay his rent. What do you think this is, Humboldt?"


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Postby Luziyca » Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:32 am

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Well serves you right for playing with the lives of thousands of innocent lines of computer code.

Cute. Funny, but cute.
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Postby Natair » Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:48 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
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Best I've seen in a long time 0_o Good job Night.
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Postby DesAnges » Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:30 am

Shaggai wrote:Patterns. The human brain is designed to find patterns in everything, whether or not there is an actual pattern, and to relate things to other, familiar things. Deja vu happens when a pattern crops up unexwpectedly in the right way.


Shaggai wrote:Patterns. The human brain is designed to find patterns in everything, whether or not there is an actual pattern, and to relate things to other, familiar things. Deja vu happens when a pattern crops up unexwpectedly in the right way.


From the Deja Vu thread.
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Postby Damanucus » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:41 pm

DesAnges wrote:
Shaggai wrote:Patterns. The human brain is designed to find patterns in everything, whether or not there is an actual pattern, and to relate things to other, familiar things. Deja vu happens when a pattern crops up unexwpectedly in the right way.


Shaggai wrote:Patterns. The human brain is designed to find patterns in everything, whether or not there is an actual pattern, and to relate things to other, familiar things. Deja vu happens when a pattern crops up unexwpectedly in the right way.


From the Deja Vu thread.

Were they not two different posts, I'd ask why you posted the same thing twice. By the way, how many times did Shaggai post this same message in the thread?
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Postby Maklohi Vai » Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:26 pm

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''Comrade Trotsky has seemingly disappeared! Comrade Stalin is now our only singer for the evening!''
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Postby Shaggai » Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:40 pm

Damanucus wrote:
DesAnges wrote:


From the Deja Vu thread.

Were they not two different posts, I'd ask why you posted the same thing twice. By the way, how many times did Shaggai post this same message in the thread?

Only twice. I'm not tasteless.
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Postby Grenartia » Sat Sep 07, 2013 6:35 am

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If I got paid $15.00/hr I'd make every single cheeseburger into a goddamn filet mignon.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:02 am

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"Muslims Continue to Commit Genocide Against Natives Across Europe"

Real headline: "Asian Giant Hornets Kills Dwindling Bees"
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Postby Phocidaea » Sat Sep 07, 2013 1:22 pm

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Postby Kouralia » Sat Sep 07, 2013 1:33 pm

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You can only choose one candidate for each post, you must choose between yourself, you or y'all.


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Postby Christmahanikwanzikah » Sat Sep 07, 2013 2:17 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:
Game of Thrones would certainly have a different ring to it.

I can't imagine many of the characters would be quite so pushed about fighting for the Super-Absorbent Throne of Westeros.


I figgered Ifrin deserved a nod for this.
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Postby Destiny Island » Sat Sep 07, 2013 2:20 pm

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:
Libertarian California wrote:What's funny is that the people who sodomized the boy probably believe that homosexuality is evil.


Doesn't this make them hypocrites?

America is the pinnacle of hypocracy.

I thought it was funny. Mainly because it's true.
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Postby Anollasia » Sat Sep 07, 2013 6:11 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Arumdaum wrote:Turkey isn't in the Arab world...

The modern Turks are largely the descendants of Turkic migrants who originated in western China which spoke Altaic languages (that is, stuff like Mongolian/Japanese/Manchu/etc), as well as the indigenous peoples of the area who were gradually assimilated, who before then, I'm assuming, probably spoke Greek.


So, basically, Turks are Asian/Greek hybrids.
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Postby The Tiger Kingdom » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:55 pm

Destiny Island wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:America is the pinnacle of hypocracy.

I thought it was funny. Mainly because it's true.

So a bigoted, witless, and baseless smear is all it takes to be counted as "awesome/funny" now, eh?
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:55 pm

The Tiger Kingdom wrote:
Destiny Island wrote:I thought it was funny. Mainly because it's true.

So a bigoted, witless, and baseless smear is all it takes to be counted as "awesome/funny" now, eh?

And misspelled too.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

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# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Prussia-Steinbach » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:01 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
The Tiger Kingdom wrote:So a bigoted, witless, and baseless smear is all it takes to be counted as "awesome/funny" now, eh?

And misspelled too.

Hypocracy: A form of government in which the leader says one thing and does another, resulting in the populace's utter confusion
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:03 pm

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:And misspelled too.

Hypocracy: A form of government in which the leader says one thing and does another, resulting in the populace's utter confusion

Argh you have no idea how much I want to make a joke about a certain infamous NSer.
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Postby Prussia-Steinbach » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:05 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Hypocracy: A form of government in which the leader says one thing and does another, resulting in the populace's utter confusion

Argh you have no idea how much I want to make a joke about a certain infamous NSer.

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Postby Frisivisia » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:11 pm

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:Argh you have no idea how much I want to make a joke about a certain infamous NSer.

Hippocracy: A form of government in which the American right is in full, dictatorial control of all aspects of society

Hippocracy: A form of government in which a teenager from another country rules with absolute nationalism in the country governed, resulting in very odd looks being passed at the teenager before he stones them to death for not being nationalistic enough.
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Postby Bodobol » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:12 pm

Frisivisia wrote:
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Hippocracy: A form of government in which the American right is in full, dictatorial control of all aspects of society

Hippocracy: A form of government in which a teenager from another country rules with absolute nationalism in the country governed, resulting in very odd looks being passed at the teenager before he stones them to death for not being nationalistic enough.


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