Elfen High 2 (OOC 8, Closed, Will it Hurt?)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Always nice when I have time to set aside for martial arts.

How many mountains/Saiyan invaders are destroyed?

Yes.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I found a way to watch Daily Show live from India.

Jon does a surprisingly good redneck.

[Individuality-ness]

I found a way to watch Daily Show live from India.

Jon does a surprisingly good redneck.

What magic is this?!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I found a way to watch Daily Show live from India.

Jon does a surprisingly good redneck.

What magic is this?!

Indian stuff.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Alright, my brother-in-law is Skyping me the show right now.

He's on Skype, showing me the show through Skype and some tech magic.

[Individuality-ness]

What magic is this?!

Indian stuff.

Always the Indian stuff. What can Indians NOT do?

Alright, my brother-in-law is Skyping me the show right now.

He's on Skype, showing me the show through Skype and some tech magic.

You cheap-ass.

How did he get the webcam to work without the wavy lines, and isn't it going to lag like hell?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Indian stuff.

Always the Indian stuff. What can Indians NOT do?

Alright, my brother-in-law is Skyping me the show right now.

He's on Skype, showing me the show through Skype and some tech magic.

You cheap-ass.

How did he get the webcam to work without the wavy lines, and isn't it going to lag like hell?

I have no fucking idea and I won't ask because he'll be smugly condescending.

[Individuality-ness]

Always the Indian stuff. What can Indians NOT do?


You cheap-ass.

How did he get the webcam to work without the wavy lines, and isn't it going to lag like hell?

I have no fucking idea and I won't ask because he'll be smugly condescending.

So he's basically you, but in the US. And he makes robots.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I have no fucking idea and I won't ask because he'll be smugly condescending.

So he's basically you, but in the US. And he makes robots.

I can make robots, merely lack the time. Have to fight the Saiyans.

[Individuality-ness]

So he's basically you, but in the US. And he makes robots.

I can make robots, merely lack the time. Have to fight the Saiyans.

How would you destroy Pakistan without robots? You need that Khan-mech!

[Astrolinium]

Name: North Carolina
Leader: Governor Hunter Markson (R)
Flag (If applicable):
What is it? City? Province? State?: State
Language(s) spoken: English, Spanish
Population: 11,712,234
Description: The Tar Hell State. A land of vast beauty and diversity, the great state of North Carolina is perhaps one of the best. From the outer banks in the east to the mountains in the west, the state never ceases to delight and amaze tourists with its natural beauty and opportunities for recreation. The state is home to three of the largest metropolitan areas in the country (The Triangle, the Triad, and the Metrolina) and is one of the fastest-growing job centers in the world (among those the primary focus of which does not include high-magitech industry), following the revitalization of the tobacco industry in the late 2020s due to the invention of SmartTobacco, as well as the current revitalization of the textiles industry following new discoveries made during the colonization of Hell. Additionally, the Research Triangle Park is home to SAS, a partner company of Take-Jameson, working to adapt magic to computer software since the colonization of Hell.
The state is also home to one of the finest public university systems in the nation, as it has been for several decades. Notable schools include NC State, UNC Chapel Hill, Duke University, UNC Wilmington, UNC Charlotte, and UNC Greensboro. The system is particularly renowned for its low tuition following the great anti-tuition-hike riots of 2015 and for having one of the largest campus library systems in the world. In spite of the quality of education in the state, its system has been criticized as not following the standard Canadian Model which swept the nation throughout the 2010s following Oregon's adoption of the model during the middle of the decade. Additionally, in spite of its wonderful universities, the public school systems are plagued with problems which can largely be traced to poor mixing of human and demon children.
Additionally, the city of Durham (a part of the greater Triangle metropolitan area) remains the Human Trafficking Capital of the eastern seaboard, a problem which has only increased since the colonization of Hell. While this new age of multiculturalism can be said to have vastly improved race relations amongst humans, anti-demonism is a real problem, especially in southern states such as North Carolina. The Humans First Party has gained significant traction within the state through grassroots campaigning, and incumbent governor Hunter Markson only narrowly defeated HFP candidate Layton LaCorte in the last election.
Also worth mentioning is the complete collapse of all industry within the town of High Point following the move of the furniture industry to Hell. Oh, and the Panthers still can't win anything. The Durham Bulls are doing alright, though.
Demographics:
Racial Demographics
American Indian: 1%
Asian: 5%
Black: 19%
Demon: 11%
White: 53%
Latino: 9%
Top Spoken Non-English Languages
Spanish: 16.93%
Whatever the Fuck Demons Speak: 12.08%
French: 3.32%
German: 1.27%
Chinese (including Mandarin): 0.98%
Arabic: 0.57%
Vietnamese: 0.28%
Korean: 0.16%
Tagalog: 0.13%
Hindi: 0.12%
Religion
Christian: 59%
Protestant: 43%
Roman Catholic: 4%
Other Christian such as Non-denominational, Pentecostal, and the LDS Church: 12%
Judaism: 1%
Other religions: 3%
Non-religious: 30%
Refused to answer: 7%

[Individuality-ness]

Wait. Didn't Corvallis claim Alison to be a werewolf, not a vampire?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Wait. Didn't Corvallis claim Alison to be a werewolf, not a vampire?

Rathore knows bullshit when he hears it.

Plus, more damningly, Bandar knew she was a vampire.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Name: North Carolina
Leader: Governor Hunter Markson (R)
Flag (If applicable): (Image)
What is it? City? Province? State?: State
Language(s) spoken: English, Spanish
Population: 11,712,234
Description: The Tar Hell State. A land of vast beauty and diversity, the great state of North Carolina is perhaps one of the best. From the outer banks in the east to the mountains in the west, the state never ceases to delight and amaze tourists with its natural beauty and opportunities for recreation. The state is home to three of the largest metropolitan areas in the country (The Triangle, the Triad, and the Metrolina) and is one of the fastest-growing job centers in the world (among those the primary focus of which does not include high-magitech industry), following the revitalization of the tobacco industry in the late 2020s due to the invention of SmartTobacco, as well as the current revitalization of the textiles industry following new discoveries made during the colonization of Hell. Additionally, the Research Triangle Park is home to SAS, a partner company of Take-Jameson, working to adapt magic to computer software since the colonization of Hell.
The state is also home to one of the finest public university systems in the nation, as it has been for several decades. Notable schools include NC State, UNC Chapel Hill, Duke University, UNC Wilmington, UNC Charlotte, and UNC Greensboro. The system is particularly renowned for its low tuition following the great anti-tuition-hike riots of 2015 and for having one of the largest campus library systems in the world. In spite of the quality of education in the state, its system has been criticized as not following the standard Canadian Model which swept the nation throughout the 2010s following Oregon's adoption of the model during the middle of the decade. Additionally, in spite of its wonderful universities, the public school systems are plagued with problems which can largely be traced to poor mixing of human and demon children.
Additionally, the city of Durham (a part of the greater Triangle metropolitan area) remains the Human Trafficking Capital of the eastern seaboard, a problem which has only increased since the colonization of Hell. While this new age of multiculturalism can be said to have vastly improved race relations amongst humans, anti-demonism is a real problem, especially in southern states such as North Carolina. The Humans First Party has gained significant traction within the state through grassroots campaigning, and incumbent governor Hunter Markson only narrowly defeated HFP candidate Layton LaCorte in the last election.
Also worth mentioning is the complete collapse of all industry within the town of High Point following the move of the furniture industry to Hell. Oh, and the Panthers still can't win anything. The Durham Bulls are doing alright, though.
Demographics:
Racial Demographics
American Indian: 1%
Asian: 5%
Black: 19%
Demon: 11%
White: 53%
Latino: 9%
Top Spoken Non-English Languages
Spanish: 16.93%
Whatever the Fuck Demons Speak: 12.08%
French: 3.32%
German: 1.27%
Chinese (including Mandarin): 0.98%
Arabic: 0.57%
Vietnamese: 0.28%
Korean: 0.16%
Tagalog: 0.13%
Hindi: 0.12%
Religion
Christian: 59%
Protestant: 43%
Roman Catholic: 4%
Other Christian such as Non-denominational, Pentecostal, and the LDS Church: 12%
Judaism: 1%
Other religions: 3%
Non-religious: 30%
Refused to answer: 7%

Cheering for your state a bit?

[Individuality-ness]

Wait. Didn't Corvallis claim Alison to be a werewolf, not a vampire?

Rathore knows bullshit when he hears it.

Plus, more damningly, Bandar knew she was a vampire.

Ahhh.

[Erinkita]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRpLTQ0q8vA

Posting in proper thread now!

[Constaniana]

Name: North Carolina
Leader: Governor Hunter Markson (R)
Flag (If applicable): (Image)
What is it? City? Province? State?: State
Language(s) spoken: English, Spanish
Population: 11,712,234
Description: The Tar Hell State. A land of vast beauty and diversity, the great state of North Carolina is perhaps one of the best. From the outer banks in the east to the mountains in the west, the state never ceases to delight and amaze tourists with its natural beauty and opportunities for recreation. The state is home to three of the largest metropolitan areas in the country (The Triangle, the Triad, and the Metrolina) and is one of the fastest-growing job centers in the world (among those the primary focus of which does not include high-magitech industry), following the revitalization of the tobacco industry in the late 2020s due to the invention of SmartTobacco, as well as the current revitalization of the textiles industry following new discoveries made during the colonization of Hell. Additionally, the Research Triangle Park is home to SAS, a partner company of Take-Jameson, working to adapt magic to computer software since the colonization of Hell.
The state is also home to one of the finest public university systems in the nation, as it has been for several decades. Notable schools include NC State, UNC Chapel Hill, Duke University, UNC Wilmington, UNC Charlotte, and UNC Greensboro. The system is particularly renowned for its low tuition following the great anti-tuition-hike riots of 2015 and for having one of the largest campus library systems in the world. In spite of the quality of education in the state, its system has been criticized as not following the standard Canadian Model which swept the nation throughout the 2010s following Oregon's adoption of the model during the middle of the decade. Additionally, in spite of its wonderful universities, the public school systems are plagued with problems which can largely be traced to poor mixing of human and demon children.
Additionally, the city of Durham (a part of the greater Triangle metropolitan area) remains the Human Trafficking Capital of the eastern seaboard, a problem which has only increased since the colonization of Hell. While this new age of multiculturalism can be said to have vastly improved race relations amongst humans, anti-demonism is a real problem, especially in southern states such as North Carolina. The Humans First Party has gained significant traction within the state through grassroots campaigning, and incumbent governor Hunter Markson only narrowly defeated HFP candidate Layton LaCorte in the last election.
Also worth mentioning is the complete collapse of all industry within the town of High Point following the move of the furniture industry to Hell. Oh, and the Panthers still can't win anything. The Durham Bulls are doing alright, though.
Demographics:
Racial Demographics
American Indian: 1%
Asian: 5%
Black: 19%
Demon: 11%
White: 53%
Latino: 9%
Top Spoken Non-English Languages
Spanish: 16.93%
Whatever the Fuck Demons Speak: 12.08%
French: 3.32%
German: 1.27%
Chinese (including Mandarin): 0.98%
Arabic: 0.57%
Vietnamese: 0.28%
Korean: 0.16%
Tagalog: 0.13%
Hindi: 0.12%
Religion
Christian: 59%
Protestant: 43%
Roman Catholic: 4%
Other Christian such as Non-denominational, Pentecostal, and the LDS Church: 12%
Judaism: 1%
Other religions: 3%
Non-religious: 30%
Refused to answer: 7%

Cheering for your state a bit?

Not fully. He failed to mention the glorious Cheerwine.

[Astrolinium]

Cheering for your state a bit?

Not fully. He failed to mention the glorious Cheerwine.

That's a vile drink.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So my friend's car broke down on the middle of nowhere.

We then proceeded to walk back into Mumbai (hour and a half long walk), going through the crappy parts of the city (they remember me!), buying some tea and a cigar for power and using a late-night/early morning train back to home.

I will then punch anyone in my office who asks why I was unable to make it to Pune, and I will delegate the responsibility of going to Pune to some other unfortunate bastard. Because higher-ups delegate shitty jobs to inferiors- just ask Nat.

[Constaniana]

Not fully. He failed to mention the glorious Cheerwine.

That's a vile drink.

And Jews are a vile people.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So my friend's car broke down on the middle of nowhere.

We then proceeded to walk back into Mumbai (hour and a half long walk), going through the crappy parts of the city (they remember me!), buying some tea and a cigar for power and using a late-night/early morning train back to home.

I will then punch anyone in my office who asks why I was unable to make it to Pune, and I will delegate the responsibility of going to Pune to some other unfortunate bastard. Because higher-ups delegate shitty jobs to inferiors- just ask Nat.

Though I did get a lot of exercise in, and that was nice.

[Nationstatelandsville]

(they remember me!)

Aww, that's cute.

How many dead?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

(they remember me!)

Aww, that's cute.

How many dead?

No, they gave us the tea and cigar for a quarter the normal price.

Fear? Perhaps. I prefer to believe of it as admiration.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So I had slept in and had more tea.

Give me some posts which I will do and then sleep once again.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

https://www.upworthy.com/a-pastor-asks- ... eply?c=la2

I approve, Kevin Rudd.